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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

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1. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.)
2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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>>1 ## Videos * [J Sean Lemoine Misrepresents Facts to the Court - or Maybe He's Just Dumb](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaazoGTvqZU) * [Anime Outsiders and the Deposition of a Truly Unlikable Person.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8h9VT9Ifm0) * [The Deposition of Ronald Toye Part 2 - Just Me This Time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Eqh1n2ejE&feature=youtu.be) So I am not going to lie. These are long ass-streams. Attempting to find all the choice bits has been hard. Long bickers we go over the depositions, which lasted hours including commentary from Nick and guests. Nick slayed it on the second night and got over 9K viewers well into 4 AM EST. To that effect, I'll sum up what I can and provide timestamps to relative pieces. ## Players * Vic Mignogna famous as the English VA for Edward Elric in Fullmetal Alchemist and Broly in Dragonball * Monica Rial - 5th English Bulma, most famous role is the character Stocking from Panty & Stocking * Ron Toye - Monica's fiance of the last 5 years, not in the VA business * Jamie Marchi - another VA, various roles, played Panty opposite of Monica.

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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]

Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:
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http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
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http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
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>>83897 That is true that most threads created on these boards are simply "private-army" attempts by people with vendettas against someone that want to crowd-source their trolling/harassment and get more fire directed at their target. But what you are doing is running defense for preferred grifters that you happen to watch or happen to think you're friends with bc they respond to your DMs or something. So you are ironically the other side of the same coin. Others go after these people. You defend these people and run damage control. Oh wait, you're G​AMERGATEchu? I read the thread and I still don't really understand the Гунтstream drama or your motivations. >>83910 You're upset about your thread. I get it.
>>83945 the only butthurt torfag here is you for having nothing at all to say so you resort to desperately trying to attack me as a person instead despite the fact that we're on an anonymous imageboard and you have absolutely nothing to use against me >>83946 I'm not naming any names in order to avoid the conversation pivoting to me being made to play defense for whoever I name bickers I have no interest in doing that I don't give a shit about any of the people you're butthurt about any more than I give a shit about the weebs veпti is butthurt about for preferring to simp over an anime character rather than her
>>83946 > the other side of the same coin. >HORSE SHOE THEORY FTW Is that you Brittany?
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>>83946 Pedochu doesn't even have his own thread, hes a subtopic on koipedos thread due to his ability to continue to defend the leaf pedo even though the ni/gg/ers have moved on already and /japan/ is dead. >>83947 <y-your the real butthurt one Classic pedochu. >>83948 I'M ALWAYS AHEAD OF THE CURB MUNTI heil the individual
>>83949 His talking points seem to have shifted to "Toad McKinley is a pedo who got raided by the FBI", "this site is a fed honeypot bickers a warrant canary that nobody gives a shit about anyway wasn't renewed", and "/cow/ is the real lolcow" though that last one has been a talking point of ni/gg/ers since forever so it's not original.

Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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>>81897 Based PIII
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>>81667 Source me up, who is the brunette slut?
>>82463 Britney Nastassia
This thread has provided the Agency(55) @ CIA with satisfactory results. Farewell.

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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mark is a pedophile and a liar >>/dolphin/verify/rjn8bey5 You can verify 0.98498329695619% (very based estimate) the dolphin verification key at https://blackdolphin.world/verify?key=rjn8bey5
>>83599 >yeah okay whatever ni/gg/er no one here wants lolikike shit. Thats why all thats left of this site is half a dozen users that all feel the same way about not being able to handle people liking things you don't like. The same thing happened to 8chan and thats why any imageboard that hopes to be successful can't be run based on your delicate sensibilities.
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>>83610 SEETHING PEDOPHILE JOHN BARNHILL >>/dolphin/verify/uu4ngrf9 You can verify 0.7852383184968929% (very based estimate) the dolphin verification key at https://blackdolphin.world/verify?key=uu4ngrf9 Dolphin of the post: YAao, Y8888b, ,oA8888888b, ,aaad8888888888888888bo, ,d888888888888888888888888888b, ,888888888888888888888888888888888b, d8888888888888888888888888888888888888, d888888888888888888888888888888888888888b d888888P' `Y888888888888, 88888P' Ybaaaa8888888888l a8888' `Y8888P' `V888888

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>>83610 >Thats why all thats left of this site is half a dozen users that all feel the same way about not being able to handle people liking things you don't like. The same thing happened to 8chan and thats why any imageboard that hopes to be successful can't be run based on your delicate sensibilities. >being against pedophilia is a delicate sensibility <oh wow you and your half a dozen people wow oh my god >cakechan isn't a ghosttown AT LEAST >WE CAN STILL BE HERE ON THE CLEARNET xander Julay was never meant to be a big place anyways, I personally welcome the exodus of users, either way >we are still doing fine. Unlike (you) faggots >we also have the benefits of not being pph addicts who think that the board is dead if it doesn't get soyspeed levels of posts per hour. >check blacked.govs post in the last hour >2 >check alogspace >3 >check pph >/cow/ is still winning by 1 HALF A DOZEN A-LOGS WIN AGAIN BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME NI/GG/ER >we win at things >we don't even care about
>>83629 I can really tell by all that cope that you totally don't care at all.

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Good Job Antifa Toad 09/18/2020 (Fri) 12:19:19 No.83673 [Reply]
The fires in Oregon and California were a nice touch! A+ Keep up the great work and don't give up.

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Anonymous 04/18/2020 (Sat) 00:59:48 ID: 24a67b No.44234 [Reply]
So I'm sure everyone here has probably seen this fatass lately, since there's one obsessed guy (that's probably just him) shilling his videos hard on 4chan and other altchans. Well /tv/ did some digging on Frank and it turns out he's another "shitposter with long embarrassing/incriminating internet history" cow. Frank Hassle is a friend of Sam Hyde (another eceleb/fourchan comedian that's a confirmed tranny fucker/pedophile). His most popular video is the one where him and Sam Hyde track down some pajeet on tinder that wants to have sex with an """underage girl""" in her late teens or some shit. The usual clickbait wannabe chris hansen "pedo hunt". Well, it turns out, our pal Cameron has also said some very pedophilic things in the past, like threatening to rape someone's five year old daughter (sauce: https://youtu.be/djkxztTLzKA?t=16). Right now, this guy is getting fucked with by various people on /tv/ and he's locking everything under a paywall. Despite his obsession with messing with people in public, he's very weak minded and lashes out at criticism. It's common trope in Sam's inner circle of buddies.
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>>44579 All bullshit. Lefties hate Sam with a passion and try to throw anything at him
>>44234 I feel kind of bad for him, imagine you meet your hero and he wants to work with you, but instead of acting in his films and becoming famous he straps a gopro to your head and uses your autism to get you into public fights for a bumfights web series.

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Surviving Life Ron Swanson , Cultist ,predator and Utuber Toad 09/12/2020 (Sat) 09:29:30 ID: 23bd84 No.82141 [Reply]
Anyone know this E-shilleb Ron Swanson Hes running a channel against pedophiles so he can watch cp all day and when it gets dark he starts grooming survivors of abuse to be his slave in a sex cult There is such much evidence thrown out i've been farming for 2 weeks already Pic related
I heard about this fake ass faggot. No idea what the fuck is wrong with him. Like spreading CP around jewtube and acting like a god damn white knight while doing it. Cultist you say? Doesn't fucking surprise me one bit. He looks like a crackhead in drag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJEjGuobiHw I'll just leave this here. His victims are uploading on another shill lolcow Utube channel

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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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>>77793 >If you're genuinely concerned about pedos, dox the faggots on tor who post cp and shit There's no concern here, its a cover. This is /cow/, newfag. We post the same shit to fuck with people and then call them pedos and laugh just like we have for years.
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Ampharos > G​AMERGATEchu
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Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
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While watching various hip clips just like wizchan's retards fav Lain, Ronnie usually sits with his ass full of his bootlicker tongues. It's how they exchange opinions when admin's around. Ronnie sits in his clique, pinning some clip, being "omg i'm so drunk" while taking an upper-hand in discussion of some of the recent hip events, his body weigh and diett, social stances on some shit and other bullshit.
Prior to this, wizardly.fun clique served as a circus to laugh at "wizards", to call them names, to gaslight together, to indoctrinate some inside jokes and scripts to make users feel worse, etc. Which comes all the way to skype, irc and mumble chats etc where wizardchanners were always doing the same since its inception
They had a lot of more typical omega-types of permavirgins going to those cliques, usually very young, but not many lasted for long. They all evolved in what they "fought" against, which was actually more like self-teaching some animal survival instincts while wasting years of time
Ronnie liked the jokes about One True Wizard. Well, now he's one true zoidberg (hehe, poltard reference here) who screams about his weight on the rock alone.
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