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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
The Final Solution to reviving /cow/ is to simply make new threads on lolcows and to discuss said lolcows, endless thread 9 can also be revived by anons simply getting out there and interacting with the e-celeb faggots that are the subject of that thread. I do know that >we have had a recent influx of new users, mostly from various discucks, my honest advice I can give to you newfags is to stop using discord for communication on the internet as it is a bugged mess filled with tranny devs who are harvesting your information if you do need to use social media which you shouldn't try a federated instance of Mastadon, Pluroma, or use IRC or the Matrix Protocol. Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers

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>>101389 >>118215 Honest question here, mate, answer with a yes or no. Are you the individual known as essayfag who recently used the voice changer to talk on certain streams?

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
All of Gunts subscribers got doxxxed lol hmu https://files.catbox.moe/7m2jsx.csv Recent News: >gunt acomplished nothing in his three-week vacation besides getting butthurt at some IP2 autist and cheating on his pedo GF >Ashton Parks continues his decent into guntdom >Surfer finally had enough of the canuck gunt and kicked Ashton out ITS FUCKING OVER INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Bella Worship Thread

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Bros Mike"Loco Bandito" Matei probably had a 3 way with these whores. >>122605 >nyannyancosplay Bro why are in in love with a transsexual?
Toad McKinley is now snaking on Gayhole like he did Surfer
>>122624 By Gayhole you mean the tvch board owner pedophile who was raided by the FBI for downloading CP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfoHmsszJZc Why is Everyone an Unhinged Lunatic? Ron Toye, Melinda Scott, Everyone on Twitter and MORE!
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#GamerGoyim + Ni/gg/er Thread [cake/v/ + /gg/]: "pedophilia is just like basic biology bro trust me" Edition Toad 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:40:06 ID: 113fc0 No.102181 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is a place for a complete dedicated discussion of the #S​ARGON general from the remnants of 8chan's /v/, otherwise known as cake/v/, the thread has a history of discussing anything but a 7-year-old dead movement attacking a strong woman and mostly prefers to be a /pol/-lite mixed with discussion of why furfaggotry and pedophilia are actually totally based and something an oldfag would endorse! The #S​ARGON thread is a walking contradiction, whether it is the fact that they claim to be oldfags despite the fact that they are clearly redditors that latched onto 8chan for a semblance of the lack of culture they so desperately crave, and hence their obsession/attachment to old gamergay related memes such as vivian and the exodus from 4chan, claim to hate kikes one minute but use a board run by a jew and claim he is /ourkike/ the next, or just the simple fact that during #gamergay they constantly talked about how it wasn't really a natzee movement run by manhaters while posting how much they hated queen anita, there is something truly fascinating about these subhuman pedophile oldfag larpers. It is to say that these subhumans in all their time posting about the same fucking shit for so long have never changed and have forever remained as redditors trying so desperately to fit in with anons, the only thing they successfully adopted was the massive cope that pedos on image boards and websites all around the internet have used to justify their disgusting want to molest innocent children. I think it is fine time that >we finally had a new thread that discussed the ni/gg/ers, even though /cow/ has been a zombie board dedicated to the exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and jcaesar187 related individuals for almost 3 years chuckles for some reason >we live so rent-free in these pedos heads that whenever something happens to their little hugbox they blame >us. The fact is these pedophile faggots are an endless supply of julay that keeps on giving, their autistic statements never cease to amaze me, it is time that instead of simply lurking the thread I shared the autism with the rest of you 5 autists here and had a little of fun for once just like old fag times. gaytor As of now acidfed and mark mann the pedophiles have begun to openly allow pedophiles to discuss their wanting to fuck little girls on blacked.gov, otherwise known as markchan, cakechan, 8blacked, or marks personal pedo haven. >We know that they allow said discussion bickers they themselves are pedophiles. Ni/gg/ers, have shockingly come out in support of pedophilia, I know shocking! It isn't as if 7 years of their thread hasn't already shown how much they want to fuck little kids and proven queen antia and zoe right about #gamergay. Apparently the king slaphead directly contacted mark and has supposedly convinced him to remove the board, but I don't think that has happened as of yet and the cp spam is still pretty intense over there right now. Recent ni/gg/er thread where they were having their meltdown: https://archive.is/zsOGa /cow/ was being blamed for everything as "/cow/ are duh reeeel pedos bro!" Another little bonus is that known pedophile john barnhill was totally not shilling himself on the thread as well. Credit to the anons in this thread here for most of the images I have now plus alerting me of their recent meltdowns in the first place, ni/gg/ers are still running damage control there right now! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/45327.html https://archive.is/o40FT Cake/v/'s current main address:

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>>115460 >Look at what you've done to this site in your vendetta against pedos, it had so much potential that was thrown away in service of a purity test. Don't even bother. I'm convinced at this point these fags were sent in as bad actors to stop any progress this place was making back then. They're probably the ones that flooded this place with child porn. Anyone that promotes censorship in any form is an enemy. >>115505 > Aaron Swartz, a co-founder, wanted child pornography to be legal under "free speech" https://archive.is/d4NPt#70%. See what I mean? They'll just paint you as a pedophile and celebrate censorship in any form. Swartz didn't want pedo shit classified under free speech bickers he was jerking it to pizza. He wanted it classified as free speech bickers he understood that it would be used as a wedge to further censor the internet. He was proven correct bickers that's exactly what is happening now. Violence is the only language these retards understand. When he comes to their home, kicks in the door, and puts a bullet in their head maybe then they'll finally get why it's dangerous to censor anything. Just watch as they call med pedo or /v/igger despite the fact that I despise both. My solution has always been the same for those problems. Harsh punishment and zero tolerance. Censoring them accomplishes nothing. Like Swartz I will be proven correct in time. The pedos will be welcomed into the LGBTBBQ umbrella. It's already being taught as a sexual orientation in western Universities. If you speak out against it you're censored and the laws against pizza on the internet as used as justification for doing it. You're arguing with dumb faggots that think moe shit anime turn men into trannys instead of the massive propaganda campaign being funded by big pharma and western Governments. Trust me don't waste your time with them. They never gave a fuck about this place. They wouldn't even host their board here yet they felt like they had some right to decide what is and isn't allowed here. Fuck them. They're no better than Fat/v/ G​AMERGATEs. I blame Robi for being a massive fucking faggot that couldn't learn how to tell anyone "no". If he had a backbone maybe this place wouldn't have died. Enjoy your one active thread with 5 people posting in it. >captcha still broken It's almost like he doesn't even give a fuck about this place anymore isn't it?
>>118315 >tranime doesn't turn men into pedo faggots >entire wall of text that translates to let the pedos post bickers muh freeze peach Lol entire post discarded, /v/ermin-tier concern trolling logic.
>>118315 Nice schizopost, bud. Feels a bit like it was generated from markov chain though.
What do you know, acid both still allows CP on his site AND continues posting G​AMERGATE porn, AND defends both. If you don't know what I am talking about, I also included the other 2 pics in the Acid Nigger Fetish Trilogy Acid currently on the verge of nuking the entire site, between the constant wojak/G​AMERGATEpill raiding, this might be the final straw for him Press S to spit on markchan
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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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>>122549 reeee I just fucking loves her pussy'd myself with the filters
>>122549 >>122550 >spam John will soon regard anything fun as spam, NOOO TAKE A BOARD RUN BY A LITERAL PEDO JEW SERIOUSLY!
>>122551 >LITERAL PEDO JEW proobs?
>ctrl+f >/cow/ Markchan in a nutshell.
>>122592 >wahhhh go away PATHETIC!

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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>>121506 let's see it
>>121389 Oh damn I'm sorry no wonder you spam dead imageboards I'm so sorry...
The photos of him at family gatherings are hilarious I can't imagine what excuses he tells them as to why he isn't working or studying.
>>121823 How old is Aksel? He looks 35 and MPB doesn't help.
This image really upset the guy who made this thread.

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Edit: Fuzhou is currently damage-controlling on this thread and telling me to constantly edit the OP, here is said edit, the only thing that is getting added is more facts about your pathetic existence fuz. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FIDF OR THE FUZHOU INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE THAT IS IN THIS THREAD AT THE VERY MOMENT, ANY FRIENDS OF FUZHOU THAT HAVE ANY STORIES ABOUT HIM PLEASE POST HERE IN THIS THREAD ALSO MAKE SURE TO POST AS MANY PICTURES OF HIS WHORE AS POSSIBLE! Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w

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>>121992 I think he should post his credit card info and SSN to really OWN the AYYLOGS
Hey Empty, on the off chance you're reading this, I wanted to offer some constructive criticism. I don't use Discord and YouTube keeps deleting my comments, everywhere not just on your channel. Your recent videos, and by recent I mean the last few years, are too verbose. When you make comparison jokes (i.e. "This monster is even uglier than Kamala Harris before she drinks the blood of a Christian child on twelfth night of the of the fourth month of the year of the pig after discretely shedding her human skin in the pale moonlight while singing one of the unreleased George Harrison songs off the Beatles Anthology Volume 3") or go off on tangents, you go on for so long that it really hurts the pace of the videos. You still put out good cocks but remember that good videos don't flow the same way that words on a page do.
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>>122158 thanks bae
>>122147 Good thing he doesn't go onto even tiny image boards with low traffic like this one to do damage control or he'd find this amazing idea and totally PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD everyone who doesn't like him.
>Barely can get 900 views after days That's why Fuz is so fucking jealous of P P P, fuck, even Britbong is getting more live views on youtube while also streaming on odysee

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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Friendly remember, the actual mods and inner circle ruling nu/cow/ are pedos, homos, furfags and other weirdos contrarians. They try to pretend to be better than Toad McKinley, P P P, the Гунт, but they are equal if not worse. They're literally going to side with the Гунт just to spit in the face of the rest of internet and take the simp bullet to protect the Isabella Loretta Janke only bickers their manchild minds think being contrarian and edgy equals being smart and cool.
>>113982 Both the Гунт and jewsh are lolcows, hypocritical, fatties and pedos Also both are really easy to be manipulated if you push the hit bottoms
>>114751 Push the right buttoms*
Is it me or is Null an unironic Biden apologist? I remember one time during the Afghan shitshow that he was taking down to the A&Hfags by saying that it wasn't Biden's fault or something like that (Can't remember what Null exactly said). Is he doing that just bickers he thought that Biden won't get rid of article 230 unlike how Trump was planning to remove article 230 to go after big tech? He does realize that article 230 doesn't matter in the long run as the US government is secretly planning to directly control big tech if what the MSM's campaign of the facebook "whistleblower" is anything to go by.
>>122418 Toad McKinley as many other figureheads of (((online communities))) glows brighter than a Christmas tree on fire. He is bought and says whatever his handlers tell him to say. And with handlers I don't mean the US government but US corporations like (((Alphabet))), (((Amazon))), (((Microsoft))), (((faceberg))), (((twitter)))... Who are of course bought by political actors. Nothing on any website with more than 100 active users is independent. Especially those that claim they are.

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Isabella Loretta Janke / @an0nym0us / @10anon / MISS. L / LANON Toad 08/08/2021 (Sun) 23:01:17 ID: 3cb928 No.113647 [Reply] [Last]
>no Isabella Loretta Janke thread <mfw Isabella Loretta Janke the ideagalpal has trolled chris-chan to the extreme and has been crowned queen of /b/. Now that her simps are being doxed let's have a little discussion and dig through her vast history of fuckery. Fwiw the idiot Fiona the other girl involved and wanted to fuck chris was used by Isabella as bait, yet since she's a dyke and fetishist Isabella aimed to cuck Chris-Chan. Her paper : https://archive.ph/jR4XV Medium article : https://archive.ph/uzEF7 twitter : https://archive.ph/YOusn

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>>115671 >Real embodiment of /b/ yeah, cuck /b/ that lead to creation of /soc/ and death of old /b/ culture. she's a zoomer that only knows about old 4chan from jewtube videos and ED/KYM articles and chases clout from other zoomers like she's on twitter. I guess in that sense, she's not that different than your average poster here BTW, if anyone actually defends her, 99% of the time it's actually her or one of her retarded chess club orbiters, they're retarded zoomies that spend all of their day on the internet so they definitely would bother going to every site and seeing if they mention her/premptively damage control, like >>115700 said. painfully easy to spot bella and friends are the perfect example what happens when an entire generation is raised on 4chan culture, when the site was already dead when she was still shitting in her diapers. her chasing the most cancerous aspects of the site's previous culture, without understanding it, makes everything about her an epic fucking fail, and any genuine orbiter of hers even more so, like chris chan paypiggies
>>115770 >she's a zoomer that only knows about old 4chan from jewtube videos and ED/KYM articles and chases clout from other zoomers like she's on twitter
/japan/, tvch and foxdickfarms alliance against two or three anons from here. Lmao.
>>115805 nice victim complex <f a g g o t <YWNBAW
Post nudes

Gahoole2/Patrick Nelson Toad 08/15/2021 (Sun) 04:12:35 No.114821 [Reply] [Last]
The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling In recent months his life story has been developing, from a small Youtuber and BO of /tv/, now he's a lolcow in the claws of foxdickfarms trannies. Tranks to his streams with Ashton Parks and Earwinson, he has gained some fame among a new group that is more than happy to enable his depression and bad habits and will eventually help him into become a left-wing Ogre or tranny himself, like his sister brother. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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Discordtrannies are getting desperate with their cope.
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The current state of tvchan, Censored for your mental health. They're been reduced to this! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>120006 >>121174 >discord foxdickers desperate to defend their homosexual lifestyle from the inevitability of Islam saving the west from itself still seething and coping that their gay cabal got btfо'd by 8/pol/ peek cope
>>122118 >Censored for your mental health Is it the Rock and/or Vin Diesel?
>>122126 copious amounts of chocolate phallus

Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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>>112601 - >>BASED >>SAVED
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>>112811 lol I've been doing this crap for years now. >>how could the dad be sure?
Can someone give me the rundown on why Гунт hates foxdickfarms and JAHSHOOA CAHNNER MOOOOON so much?

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