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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
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Ashton and Toad McKinley have been really lazy with the catoy coverage and the Pat allegations. Not nearly as hard on him as they were on the Гунт.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

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We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

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ANOTHER WIN FOR THE jcaesar187AMALE!
>>98619 >1500 live press x to doubt
>>98619 >swatted >by firefighters Swinging and missing a cop is now considered fighting? Speaking of larping...
>>98619 This sounds like a wellness check not a swatting. What's interesting isn't that the fire department arrived late, it's that you get a max of 2 cops per car and the jigaboo wasn't one of the original cops. This means that the Гунт was drunk and belligerent enough during a wellness check that that had to call for backup and stay for a minimum of 20 minutes. >there's like three out of shot as well as the truck Possibly an ambulance as well for two of the other people not on film, more police with one being the guy in the first pic, or some combination of police and EMS that involves 7 people.
>>98621 Gayda has 1300 open trovo tabs on his desktop i'll have you know.

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Mumkey Jones Thread Anonymous 08/22/2019 (Thu) 08:47:39 ID: b9d450 No.3046 [Reply]
Figured I should start with some OC. I'll re-edit it to be more NSFW if you guys like it.
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I remember this guy, just some rodger fanboy. A pseudo-robot so to say, someone who just wanted to cash in on the craze by providing "a rational explanation" to the cattle
He is doing shit for meme reasons or he is really retard?
>>54576 >He is doing shit for meme reasons or he is really retard? Yes.
People really tried to push him as lolcow only to fail he's a really chill and nice guy, is really hard to make anyone hate him
>>98596 All this board does now is try and push people as lolcows and fail at it due to the agenda behind them. Even the namesake of the entire site is just some boring talentless streamer that nobody outside of the little streamer bubble everyone here exists in is even aware of or gives a shit about.

Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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>>97715 Not him, the dude has some long hair and dark skin, fit but only 5´8.
>>98224 Maybe she could be dating more boys and we don't have an idea bickers she isn't putting it on social media. Not my problem, She can date whoever she wants, including multiple Sexy Kurds or Jews. All that matters is that we did manage to kill her...the effects will not be immediate, but I assure you the results will come in due time. The method we used, 100% (REDACTED). Enjoy the Lethal doses of Autism_ShitPosts.
Consider Nastassia dead.
>>98602 L O L

(WARNER BROTHERS CONTRACT) [Illuminati, rated 2016] IBM (Power7) Genuine 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:50:51 ID: 1bb3b0 No.95928 [Reply]
Welcome, Enjoy the stay to the Sexually Seductive Sessions brought to you by the Illuminati(2016). In Honor of "The Black Child", we expose the POLOPIS Users of the Illuminati. (If you want the Regular Illuminati exposure, please refer to The Black Child Only for this intel.) Remember to not believe in Joanna Levesque for she is a liar and a seducing Sex Machine. Your Penis will erect and you will blow your Sperm uncontrollably as you are forced to obey the will of Your Superior (JoJo Levesque). With the jokes aside, Enjoy The Show. https://lbry.tv/@ILLUMINATI_2016:2 (Downloadable)
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>>You Are Now VERY Gay
Gay
rtgrt

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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This is from Enflamis discord where the cliquers don't need to larp as volcels like in wizcord. They were initially going to use it for their voice chat but decided that having a secret voice channel on wizcord would be better, after no one joined them they have recently made it public, but still no one joined besides themselves.These were posted on wizchan b and the cliquers instantly came to defend themselves on there and call it fake. They tell everyone they don't even browse wizchan. As you can see they were always just normalfag larpers which now makes sense why they needed to hide behind so much secrecy.
Here is the cytube they use every Friday/Saturday called wizshrine. MasterSatan is this guy Enlike and he was recently reported to wizcord mods for spamming loli in their 2d zone channel. Currently it's unknown if their wizcord will be shut down but in the mean time they have taken down invites.
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>>98574 >>98575 >>98584 have sex, pathetic loser
>>98586 this of course in fact

/PTG/ Lolcow Thread??? Toad 11/27/2020 (Fri) 08:25:21 ID: bb826b No.91428 [Reply]
Lets discuss some magapede/right wing lolcows and their retardation and stupidity or just post images of them being insufferable faggots.
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gfgfg
>>95176 >>95177 cope newfag. u just ass blasted cuz that Chile commie put fags like you in gulags
i'm fucking glad those maga fags finally died. but sadly i'll miss julaying them. RIP
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>>95176 your /lgbt/ "memes" are peak discord cringe
^atechan

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>>62138 pics or didnt happen btard
Jessi Slaughter-Chandler.
>>81091 i'd ship them too
>>81091 >>98379 They could be memed to become a couple of course in fact, she would talk and be friendly with Chris without any doubt

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>24219 >>24225 >>24312 >>24313 >>24327 >>24332 >>24335 >>24338 i can't believe there's probably a lolcow in this lolcow board, you know what lolcows can be rehabilitated i guess,
That tranny needs a prescription of pimozide
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>>95170 astolfo is a tranny bro. you aren't special cuz ur fag
>>95170 WAIT A SEC! you're that homo fash trap poster from cuckchan!
>>98380 Beca or something like that, that tranny is pathetic and dirty as fuck even by discord tranny standards

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