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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers 4. https://alogs.theguntretort.com/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there Anons here may use this thread to ask simple questions, and discuss ways they feel can revitalize the board, curbing the plague of Boredom/off-topic discussion that comes with the natural burnout of having one thread consume the board for almost 3 years.

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>>111161 >>111162 The only person stopping you from changing the current direction /cow/ is in is (you) anon, if you want anons to use another thread than make another thread and encourage them to go and use it, find a new and interesting topic, I have a ton of things and new threads I plan to make but work keeps getting in the way. I've tried to do what I can with the time I have allotted.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
As gunt further marches into oblivion, shall >we fallow him into that hell as well? INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>111373 Jawsh is a obese loser who wants fat women that are twice his size to feel better about himself. So if Jawsh is 250-300 lbs he's watching women that are 500-600 lbs. There might be a sexual element where he masturbates to the women but I don't know. He also watches a lot of fat women who date nogs so there might be some cuck thing there too. Whereas I would find that disgusting and turn the shit off. Jawsh is just glued to it for whatever reason. Really makes you think. >>111374 Nobody cares about Ashton. He's a fatass too. But your rage against him is funny to watch. To the point where you have to twist what he says. <sodomite, starfish, gay sex You really are a one-trick poeny. Got gay sex on the brain? You're the one obsessed with 3P my dude. Not I. You wouldn't be the 1st projecting faggot on the net. Post more TRS image compilations of Ghoule gromming poolparty boys and trannies.
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>>111377 Stop talking about jewsh being naked or go back to Thrax on the kumite, Rari, you colossal faggot.
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>>111379 Pretty amazing that Donga has like several hundred shows, talking years worth post-doxxxxville, that will just never see the light of day again bickers they were filled with so much dead air no one clipped or archived them. Lost media gone like that, fwoosh.
>>111371 amber is that you? maybe "tea's kitty" grimcheers looking for some julay?

ILLUMINATI CHEESE BABE OPERATIVES Detected. Mac N' Cheese. 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:24:33 ID: 8d9c7c No.103725 [Reply] [Last]
https://www.instagram.com/iamjojo/ https://www.instagram.com/jennettemccurdy/ https://www.instagram.com/billieeilish/ https://www.instagram.com/savmontano/ https://www.instagram.com/shailenewoodley/ https://www.instagram.com/nastassiaponomarenko/ https://www.instagram.com/avalouiise/ https://www.instagram.com/nataliebideen/ https://www.instagram.com/nessabarrett/ There are probably more Illuminati Cheese Babe Operatives. Once they are done being successful Illuminati Ritual Babeys they just watch Netflix, and watch Instagram and TikTok... They are Vegan or/not, but I don't care. The reason they are being vulgarly exposed is bickers they are a Dawn Government, and they are a bunch of Lactating Dawn Babeys or Hormonal Mothers. Their goal is to have you fall in love with their Breath, Their Smell, Their Pussy, Their Ass, and it all smells like a Cheese Pizza or a G.M.O McDonalds Burger.
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But The Device Application Was Persuaded. Holy, Holy, Holy. Powered by IBM. https://twitter.com/netluxe/status/1374110101380820993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1374110532064604160%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-18080717973444153335.ampproject.net%2F2107092322000%2Fframe.html Feel not Displeased, For the L0RD is watching. If Thou Art Concerned, Please Make Request unto The L0RD Our God? INDEED heth_gulag_if&not?!!!OK&.
Oh God.
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#GamerGoyim + Ni/gg/er Thread [cake/v/ + /gg/]: "pedophilia is just like basic biology bro trust me" Edition Toad 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:40:06 ID: 113fc0 No.102181 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is a place for a complete dedicated discussion of the #S​ARGON general from the remnants of 8chan's /v/, otherwise known as cake/v/, the thread has a history of discussing anything but a 7-year-old dead movement attacking a strong woman and mostly prefers to be a /pol/-lite mixed with discussion of why furfaggotry and pedophilia are actually totally based and something an oldfag would endorse! The #S​ARGON thread is a walking contradiction, whether it is the fact that they claim to be oldfags despite the fact that they are clearly redditors that latched onto 8chan for a semblance of the lack of culture they so desperately crave, and hence their obsession/attachment to old gamergay related memes such as vivian and the exodus from 4chan, claim to hate kikes one minute but use a board run by a jew and claim he is /ourkike/ the next, or just the simple fact that during #gamergay they constantly talked about how it wasn't really a natzee movement run by manhaters while posting how much they hated queen anita, there is something truly fascinating about these subhuman pedophile oldfag larpers. It is to say that these subhumans in all their time posting about the same fucking shit for so long have never changed and have forever remained as redditors trying so desperately to fit in with anons, the only thing they successfully adopted was the massive cope that pedos on image boards and websites all around the internet have used to justify their disgusting want to molest innocent children. I think it is fine time that >we finally had a new thread that discussed the ni/gg/ers, even though /cow/ has been a zombie board dedicated to the exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and jcaesar187 related individuals for almost 3 years chuckles for some reason >we live so rent-free in these pedos heads that whenever something happens to their little hugbox they blame >us. The fact is these pedophile faggots are an endless supply of julay that keeps on giving, their autistic statements never cease to amaze me, it is time that instead of simply lurking the thread I shared the autism with the rest of you 5 autists here and had a little of fun for once just like old fag times. gaytor As of now acidfed and mark mann the pedophiles have begun to openly allow pedophiles to discuss their wanting to fuck little girls on blacked.gov, otherwise known as markchan, cakechan, 8blacked, or marks personal pedo haven. >We know that they allow said discussion bickers they themselves are pedophiles. Ni/gg/ers, have shockingly come out in support of pedophilia, I know shocking! It isn't as if 7 years of their thread hasn't already shown how much they want to fuck little kids and proven queen antia and zoe right about #gamergay. Apparently the king slaphead directly contacted mark and has supposedly convinced him to remove the board, but I don't think that has happened as of yet and the cp spam is still pretty intense over there right now. Recent ni/gg/er thread where they were having their meltdown: https://archive.is/zsOGa /cow/ was being blamed for everything as "/cow/ are duh reeeel pedos bro!" Another little bonus is that known pedophile john barnhill was totally not shilling himself on the thread as well. Credit to the anons in this thread here for most of the images I have now plus alerting me of their recent meltdowns in the first place, ni/gg/ers are still running damage control there right now! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/45327.html https://archive.is/o40FT Cake/v/'s current main address:

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>>110916 What a horrible place, looks like cuckchan in fact of course.
>>110917 bickers it is cuckchan, it was cuckchan before cuckchan was cuckchan. redditors failing to be anons
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>>110916 >zzzchan are good lads
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>>110919 kek, which one of you is 381617? Also why are they talking about exodus? Wasn't getting rid of cakejew their dream?
>>110920 >they wanted to get rid of cakejew Lol no they love mark mann the pedophile.

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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It's funny how modern ecelebs rediscover CA members interdependent from their CA roots, not knowing anything about it.
Has Spoopy finally sudoku'd?
>>108847 Nah but he's been dead inside for a long time.
>>108848 What does he do now that he can't tweet about Dup all day long?
>douge still does his shtick yikes

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>108252 Apparently TommyC paid Fuz to not debate britbong some time lately. Both are on empty's stream now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYBbEFr9oFo
Britbong vs Buttergolem https://youtu.be/9p3HyPXixrE
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>>110141 at this point, Fuz deserve more a thread about him, especially after his gf (former his only ex-gf) got her Onlyfans leaked

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Toad 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:34:08 ID: 166002 No.108742 [Reply]
Frank Hassle info thread. recently been arrested, what else do people know
>hassle has been arrested Send me the link, if true boogie would have done one good thing in his life.
>>108763 Nuttin wrong wid the hassle doe, his cocks is funny
FREE DON WARIO
>>109785 Out on bail so soon, Frank?

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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062 [Reply] [Last]
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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Chijo last seen on lolcow farms the imageboard for females spamming corpses at them lol.
>>107665 Based chijo
>>107665 post links and screenshots, fag.

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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Sean should kill himself, it's the best possible outcome for him.
TLDR : tranny chaser e-love triangle fallout
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The absolute state
>>108936 Friendly remember Daddy Gym protected both him and Dick Masterson.

Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
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>>41296 Jfc rightoids need to be killed
who cares about wizchan
Anon is mad bickers homosexuals get more seggs then him. Thread closed, OP gets the gas.

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