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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
The Final Solution to reviving /cow/ is to simply make new threads on lolcows and to discuss said lolcows, endless thread 9 can also be revived by anons simply getting out there and interacting with the e-celeb faggots that are the subject of that thread. I do know that >we have had a recent influx of new users, mostly from various discucks, my honest advice I can give to you newfags is to stop using discord for communication on the internet as it is a bugged mess filled with tranny devs who are harvesting your information if you do need to use social media which you shouldn't try a federated instance of Mastadon, Pluroma, or use IRC or the Matrix Protocol. Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers

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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
All of Gunts subscribers got doxxxed lol hmu https://files.catbox.moe/7m2jsx.csv Recent News: >gunt acomplished nothing in his three-week vacation besides getting butthurt at some IP2 autist and cheating on his pedo GF >Ashton Parks continues his decent into guntdom >Surfer finally had enough of the canuck gunt and kicked Ashton out ITS FUCKING OVER INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Bella Worship Thread

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why does pig wear this neckless did he pick it from sandras corpse
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>>120453 perhaps Pantsjew bought it on etsy for his birthday.
Fpxdickers said P P P was on the snake diet. Isn't it the one where you have nothing but water with salt? No wonder the fatass was so salty.
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Just watching Surfer on Aids Moby and Moorski and they showed a BBBBBased post by Gonzo on his telegram.

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Edit: Fuzhou is currently damage-controlling on this thread and telling me to constantly edit the OP, here is said edit, the only thing that is getting added is more facts about your pathetic existence fuz. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FIDF OR THE FUZHOU INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE THAT IS IN THIS THREAD AT THE VERY MOMENT, ANY FRIENDS OF FUZHOU THAT HAVE ANY STORIES ABOUT HIM PLEASE POST HERE IN THIS THREAD ALSO MAKE SURE TO POST AS MANY PICTURES OF HIS WHORE AS POSSIBLE! Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w

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>>120312 >>120315 He will eventually cope and say it's fake and not really him, like the usual. >I posted someone else cock bickers it's funny and everyone else believed at it bickers they are stupid!
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>>120315 So this is the "eggplant" that empty's discord refers to.
Britbong left or got kicked from the call and Empty and Fuz are circle jerking Fuz is bragging about how he destroyed the manlet and essayfag while the entire chat is asking to Fuz be kicked
Imagine being ESSAYFAG, he accomplished the feat of being destroyed in a short time by Fuz, P P P and foxdickfarmers namefags. Not even that stupid streamer anon who once tried to win favors with the board by calling jcaesar187 show back in 2018 played such a pathetic role. Even worse, this idiot kept saying "we" "us" "we from /cow/" "us from /cow". No wonder you've become the most hated and most desperate anon for approval this place has had since 2020.
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KEK

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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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>>120341 Between essayfags voice changer, and koi's campy speaking voice, it would indeed be a very gay voice chat.
>>120341 >>120366 He's a faggot trying to get fame or what? He ruined everything with the fuz stream
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>>120387 it felt like empty tired the guy out on purpose before fuz came in. and when fuz finally showed up, he had already wasted all of his energy
>>120341 >>120387 Imagine being ESSAYFAG, he accomplished the feat of being destroyed in a short time by Fuz, P P P and foxdickfarmers namefags. Not even that stupid streamer anon who once tried to win favors with the board by calling jcaesar187 show back in 2018 played such a pathetic role. Even worse, this idiot kept saying "we" "us" "we from /cow/" "us from /cow". >>120398 Empty is far from being smart or funny like pretends to be and his audience knows it, but any excuse is just cope, Britbong joined later and even he landed some good punches, but he also made a fool of himself bickers he focused on dealing with Discount DSP instead of Fuz.
>>120366 >>120387 >>120401 From what I hear, he's trying to become an eceleb doing streams. now look at this angle

Unbelievable .... Look at this piece of shit 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:59:47 ID: 9ef758 No.119640 [Reply]
Dude look at this fucking fagget still crying about being a narc. You know 2B 723 George St North is where he is running gayops from ... This fucking liar is teaming up with Cecil and Tea Clips. Surfer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! lol the Jew crying out as he strikes you! What's next- Гунт Guarding??
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This is the worst attempt at astroturfing that ever happened here. Coreys discord spics weren't that obvious. The scene is dead. Go try to find audience and artificial opposition somewhere else.
>>119905 A-logging died as an art the day foxdickfarms finally discovered the Гунт and were finally given full permission by jewsh to attack him. and when gym forsake him as well to the rest of the sweaty squad
anyway glad that Surfer left ASSTON'S RANCID Гунт the last cooking with surfer seemed to be PIG HAWG bitching about Beardson while being nothing but a taller but way fatter version of Beardson with gyno with barely any sight of Surfer can only get better without the fun killing PIG HAWG that or an ammo box from the sky will fall unto Surfer's head and he'll turn into another Randcuck
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Asston Joel Parks, autistic fatass and owner of the people's populist press, is in a Discord call currently crying about the fact that Surfer left him and he is gaining weight with his gaydur's from foxdick farms Perspicacity and the King of Outlines. Asston Joel Parks has continued to harass Гунтy, his co-host gaydur,and their loyal supporters. I’m glad that payback has been brought to Asston Joel Parks. Fuck him!
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Gahoole2/Patrick Nelson Toad 08/15/2021 (Sun) 04:12:35 No.114821 [Reply] [Last]
The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling In recent months his life story has been developing, from a small Youtuber and BO of /tv/, now he's a lolcow in the claws of foxdickfarms trannies. Tranks to his streams with Ashton Parks and Earwinson, he has gained some fame among a new group that is more than happy to enable his depression and bad habits and will eventually help him into become a left-wing Ogre or tranny himself, like his sister brother. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>120017 HI Zach.
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>>120023 >>120006 >NOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF MY FAVORITE PEDO ECELEB
>>120047 not about making fun of some nobody, you are all just glowing too obviously Neon Genesis Evangelion and glow frog memes very fitting
>>120047 You call everyone you deslike a pedo, TRSperg, meanwhile you're posting toddler porn on zzzchan or simping for Britanny Toad McKinley
>>120075 >you're posting toddler porn on zzzchan no, that's what /cow/ does

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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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BROS I THINK I FOUND NICK IN A PICTURE WITH CATBOYKAMI!!!!
I wanna see the video for that stream with buttpirate
>>117144 https://www.bitchute.com/video/rp00UPLZJOO9/ Here is the debate they had a while back.
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>>30302 Forney should wear a chastity cage.

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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Who is the Louisiana sucubus?
>>60677 Why do I continue to see TRS screencaps from between 2014 and 2016? Are there people here who have just discovered this now? It's at the point where the moaning over TRS is like 7-8 years old in some cases. Someone on cuckchan sperged out over a fall of 2012 screencap. It's getting sad.
you guys didn't hear it from me, but if Toad McKinley keeps picking on surfer, dm's and videos of Toad McKinley having gay rp tranny sex with britbong may be leaked to the public
>>119968 Hotter than Fuz onlyfans whore of course in fact >>92374 She deleted her channels?

Morr'gán Rowlings. Toad 09/16/2021 (Thu) 18:25:50 ID: 5e953b No.119575 [Reply]
Morr'gán Rowlings' parents divorced when he was nine, he was sent to live with his grandmother who got him into Jane Austen and Victorian era fashion. His grandmother eventually developed dementia and became obsessed with country western style. Every Sunday she forced him to listen to country music and read the Bible. She also forced him to dress like a cowboy bickers God said so, which he hated. He was kicked out at 24 bickers he "developed a backbone", and decided to become a goth pagan as a rebellion against his Christian upbringing. He makes wands (smaller ones for children, large ones for adults) and owns two cats, Asmodexia and Omnia. He is from Slytherin house and believes he is a reincarnation of Aleister Crowley. He and his fat ren-fair girlfriend are in a legal battle with her mother to over custody of her children (hers, not his). In one particularly heated argument with her family Morr'gán was arrested and spent a night in jail for threatening them with a sword. He has spend time as a patient in a Community Behavioral Health Center in Fresno 7171 North Cedar Avenue, Fresno, CA 93720. He gave them a 5 star review for their hospitality. The Witch Against Fundamentalism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGezseTy9w4 >i do not agree with Hitler's dealings with the hebrews... but What Magick Is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz3oY4eOPqs >they see me walking down the street in my robes, and they automatically think i'm a lunatic Myself and my Wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ji9Nkg3vSM

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Great find anon, honestly seems like he could have been a potential cow to be julayed, shame >we don't know his whereabouts.

ILLUMINATI CHEESE BABE OPERATIVES Detected. Mac N' Cheese. 05/26/2021 (Wed) 02:24:33 ID: 8d9c7c No.103725 [Reply] [Last]
https://www.instagram.com/iamjojo/ https://www.instagram.com/jennettemccurdy/ https://www.instagram.com/billieeilish/ https://www.instagram.com/savmontano/ https://www.instagram.com/shailenewoodley/ https://www.instagram.com/nastassiaponomarenko/ https://www.instagram.com/avalouiise/ https://www.instagram.com/nataliebideen/ https://www.instagram.com/nessabarrett/ There are probably more Illuminati Cheese Babe Operatives. Once they are done being successful Illuminati Ritual Babeys they just watch Netflix, and watch Instagram and TikTok... They are Vegan or/not, but I don't care. The reason they are being vulgarly exposed is bickers they are a Dawn Government, and they are a bunch of Lactating Dawn Babeys or Hormonal Mothers. Their goal is to have you fall in love with their Breath, Their Smell, Their Pussy, Their Ass, and it all smells like a Cheese Pizza or a G.M.O McDonalds Burger.
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Allahu Allahu, Delete this post for Allah Determines that you are not worthy to behold Speedy Jihad.
>>119454 Let me suck your thick Middle Eastern cock wanna-be Jihadist. I bet you the moment my mouth 👄 slips on your cock you will be saying just how beautiful America is.. Yourra fake TROLL 🤣🤣😂😂😚
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>>119455 >>119454 Go to another forum, your wasting your time. We're out, For G00D. ALOGS/Julay was good when they were a free-speech board, once they turned left-wing they deleted all my posts and I decided to get even by reporting them to 'The Agency'.
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>>119456 Identify yourself natasshiafag.
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