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Kugee: incel, pathetic, loser, and a "milkable" cow Toad 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:45:35 ID: d1742c No.84979 [Reply]
Kugee, aka 21000mans, is a lolcow who thinks wasting time on fake nostalgia shit is fun and interesting. Rather than doing actual IRL shit, he resorts to the classic kiked forums of vogons.org, where lonely incels go and destroy actual rare/vintage minicomputer parts. KUGEE'S LIES Kugee is a kike, and so, he creates a whole load of lies. Some lies include: making videos that never exist, lies about soldering, etc. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/21000mans (https://archive.is/Yvrvc) Video that shows how pathetic he is IRL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMWsByS4ac More lies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhgLH6CKjeM Oh, yeah, kugee's channel is mostly watched by underage faggots, so putting a stop through this faggot would be a good idea. Since Kugee is a whale/dolphin faggot, enjoy the attached images.
>everyone I deslike is kike or pedo >no cucks god, the absolute state of julay /cow/ btw, Dolphin shit his pants and did nothing wrong.

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Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Anonymous 10/20/2019 (Sun) 16:56:36 ID: 60a3a1 No.13514 [Reply] [Last]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards.

Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 22.

His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>87168 Not Toad, G ahoo le
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Toad McKinley has posted his starfish just like mark and Toad McKinley.
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>>41370 >this is the sister that trooned out

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Toad 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:47:04 No.83381 [Reply]
>plenty of crossposting with /leftypol/ >full of feds >well know for having zoomer gays doing discord biblical studies and believing that they are better than other gays only bickers they read a kike fairy tales book >mods are involved with pedo allegations for years >constantly raid /pol/ and any other political boards to push their narrative and stories
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/christian/ is indeed a very cringe and pozzed board of course in fact.
>>84911 Lots of seethe and cope coming from the eternal failures at pagang. Just bickers Toad McKinley is utter cringe doesn't make any of this a viable thing. I don't even know about the /christian board, and even I can tell that everything here is as cucked as /fascist is right now.
>>85001 >I don't even know about the /christian board so opinion discarded
>>83381 i'm honestly sick of christcucks, they never provide any actual argument other than the bible and some christians said jews were evil (on a religious basis mind you) and otherwise just resort to adhom. It doesn't even make since for europeans to continue a tradition of a foreign religion, when with paganism it's europe's own tradition
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>>85001 Literally Muttie tier post, fuck off from the cyclical and the board as whole.

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Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]
God, you're pathetic.
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>>49151 welp I was off by 2 weeks or so but I knew fucking riots would break out with all that lockdown shit. Now people just use that as an argument to loot and burn stores. Nothing too significant happened in my neck of the woods but tt seems like clockwork for burgerland, each summer time, that joggers gets out and loot. They just need the first argument to come their way to do so. At least it makes for good entertainment in the near 4 months this shit has been going on with the lockdown. Meanwhile, my main pc tower broke and i need to use a shitty broken laptop to even get on the internet and do school work. I went to several stores to get my pc fixed. One of the stores I went to was a fucking little crawny jew that never did his inspection fully and charged me 25$ for it. So i took it back and dropped it at some other store. I was supposed to get news yesterday. Didn't get any. Called the next day and I let my Karen rise in me. Spoke to a clerk. I was very calm but direct in telling him I'll take the damn tower back if it's still taking so long even though some other fucker has it for 2 weeks and shit his pants and did nothing with it and I would look for another shop. I actually didn't want to take it back but I wanted to add a bit of pressure. I didn't even need to ask, I was sent to a supervisor cause the dude in charge of my machine had food poisoning or whatever the fuck excuse it really is. The supervisor told me I should get news by tomorrow. I swear, there is nobody fucking competent or honest enough to fix a fucking pc in the tech world.
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Evening you spergs. How many of you are left replying to this thread?
what's up GAY mers, How's the lockdown going still? Not dancing at the end of a rope I hope. Lockdown ends in my neck of the woods on the 22nd and i'll be able to get my dick wet again. Can't fucking wait. 3 months of this fucking nightmare... holy shit. I was on the brink of going fucking postal. I'm surprised there hasn't been a lot of shootings/bombings since this started but I'm not surprised lefty communists decided to LARP in Seattle either. Makes for a fun distraction while this shit ends and Jim decides to stream again and lets his slave wife shut his devil spawn up. not saying it's fact but it's a rumor i've heard that Jade gave birth and this is why Jim stopped streaming entirely so that the news wouldn't leak out in case the baby screamed in the back Crazy fucking times we live in.
is sad to noticed how abandoned this thread and others are

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Sick of HangingFlesh's lies? Dolphin##4GfA2L 04/23/2020 (Thu) 13:48:23 ID: 2339a7 No.45384 [Reply]
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Holy fucking shit so Dolphin was right all along when he said Robi and his goons are faggot. Why didn't you listen to him, guys?
Faggots > pedos Loli == cp Enough said pefo old fags?
>>54423 more like /cow/ spergs and the IRC cabal are actual pedos, who spammed /v/ with REAL child porn, to epic own gaymergaters, lmao >/cow/ cucking out 4 social justice, just like k1wi farms HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>47223 Imageboards was always a hive of degenerate weirdos. What do you think a "normie" is anyway?

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Archiving 8/cow/ Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 06:30:00 ID: 3ab41d No.150 [Reply]
Gentlemen, I think it's important that we consider archiving as many threads from 8/cow/ as possible in case archive.fo/is gets bullied into removing their archives of 8chan threads. I'll be backing up what I can but it'd be helpful if some other anons could help with this. It would really be a shame to lose all those threads and be forced to rely on foxdick to retrieve the information contained within them. I'm not even sure foxdick has most of the information considering how much Jewsh suppresses the content over there to protect his beloved cows.

Also need to probably make sure to backup all archives of the Rational skeptics thread to preserve them.

Some links to help you get started in case you want to help out in the effort.

>Archive of catalog, helpful for finding links to individual threads that might be archived

>Link to all archives of the Cyclical thread

>tor node to access 8chan/cow over tor to pull any content that isn't in archives already

Please try to save all information as html instead of just taking screencaps. If screencaps are needed they can be made from the html/page backups. Try to make sure you get all the images with the html page itself to preserve OC for future generations.

When I wake up I'll get started backing up as much as I can myself. If 8ch remains offline much longer I'll also start making threads for things that weren't part of the cyclical thread.
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>>458 she cute now
Who cares about the majority of those threads? Only IBS one matters and those are already archived in multiple ways.
>>81889 kys newfag
>>82478 Ok, Gaytor.

Toad 08/19/2020 (Wed) 16:50:20 ID: b37cc5 No.76630 [Reply]
Imagine falling for that fake and gay virus psyop designed to legitimate an economical collapse just when the system reach its end. Imagine unironically using the term "conspiracy theorist" when all the so called conspiracies just so happen to be true. Imagine believing lockdown is useful and legitimate when the countries without lockdown are the one with the lowest death rates (Belarus, Iceland, Japan, Malawi, Nicaragua, South Korea, Taiwan, Timor-Leste, Arkansas, Iowa, Nebraska, North Dakota, Wyoming, South Dakota, Uruguay). Imagine being for mandatory surgical masks use when a surgical mask is made for sterile closed places and that wearing it outside is useless and dangerous. Imagine thinking there is an increase of cases worlwide when there is just more tests being performed that do not take into account the rates of false positives. Imagine falling so deep down in this collective psychosis you're now building a whole new identity around it and become aggressive and angry at anyone pointing out the absurdity of the whole situation.
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Some Toad McKinley fanboy is trying to slide the fat canadian thread.
Be ready for the second wave, OP faggot. Toad McKinley was right about they trying to force the vaccines and everything else.
>>76703 The danger of EM-waves depends on their energy levels and wavelength, you smug cumface
>>81888 Daddy Gym won, check those trips.
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>>76630 Imagine falling for communist propaganda and thinking that not only china has a low number of cases & deaths from the coof but also that their GDP growth is "good" Imagine that the coof hype won't be dropped completely after the USA elections are over (And that regardless of the outcome of the elections) and the media/democrats quadruple down on everything & will bring life back to normal & not the BS "new normal" they're pushing

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Toad 09/11/2020 (Fri) 15:51:43 ID: d6d488 No.81929 [Reply]
Happy anniversary /cow/, You aren't what you used to be. Now it's just a bunch of faggots in the IBM thread waddling around like zombies. feels bad man
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>>81935 It's a lost cause anon only 1 or 2 oldfags are left here. Happy 9/11
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Oldfag here, first time I have seen /cow/ in years due to the IBS autism and it's still just a shit. JEWS should have gotten fucking ganked for not putting a leash on that faggotry. Hell, a /cow/ ran by /int*/ would be more popular and less deadass at this point.
We'll always have the sacred day, fellow judges.
>>82075 >Oldfag

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Toad 09/10/2020 (Thu) 15:29:08 No.81730 [Reply]
>G​AMERGATE treath his family >kill the G​AMERGATE in self-defence >leftists is ruining his life Show some support and solidarity to him. It's a big case in Italy. Spread this to other chans. instagram.com/_gabrielebianchi_

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Nein Chan Moot BlackJackArmy exposed! real name is Eric Hoover Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 22:18:11 ID: 577963 No.21679 [Reply]
Eric Hoover, aka BlackJack/showme, is the owner of Nein Chan, he has always shilled his honeypot board all over places such as Voat and 4chan, and some people have started calling him out on this, and today, many discovered datas about him will be leaked!
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>>45351 Clown world was around a long time before Joker.
As in Edgar Hoover??? Maybe it is like that
>politics site has ties with several glow sites wow nice one faggot discover that yourself?
>>81620 (((Neinchan))) (((Tarrant)))

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