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TTV Shitstorm Anonymous 07/04/2020 (Sat) 22:47:42 ID: 81d14d No.64557 [Reply]
Am I the only one here following this? Basically the Bionicle TTV forums started a contest to decide the canon appearance of the First Toa. So anyways most of the entries are over-designed pieces of shit that barely meet the guidelines (must be ancient and "disturbingly frail"), save for one entry, entrant #6, Bendryx (pic related). Surprisingly it got a lot of traction in the Bionicle community and soon took the lead, much to the annoyance of the TTV mods. They started to shit on the entry and began to shill the other entries. Cue 4chan's /toy/ (or specifically the dedicated Bionicle thread, /biog/) immediately go on the offensive and begin making alt accounts to keep Bendryx at the top of the poll. They've even recruited /b/ over the past few days and tonight, the final night of the poll, they've brought in /s4s/ and /r9k/.
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Noodle will rule TTV, assemble and conquer Anons !
Why Bionicle fans are such retards? I own Bionicle models, but I never cared about the "lore", and yet I see online so many trannies and other manchilds constantly caring about those shit to the point to annoying anyone around like other fuck up fandoms.
>>64557 bionicle has lore? This is like when I found out that not only does kangdom hearts have a storyline but there's an autistic shitstorm behind it. Nice work, OP. I wonder if some tranny will an hero due to this noodly lego winning.
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this is fucking hilarious holy shit >bendryx >those noodle arms >people MAD about this HAHAHAHAHAH
>>64559 >>64560 fucking G​AMERGATEs they ruined everything

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Euphoria Thread: A Sperg of our own! Anonymous 03/27/2020 (Fri) 22:28:49 No.41676 [Reply]
WARNING EUPHORIA MAY EDIT THIS THREAD IN ORDER TO DAMAGE CONTROL ITT: We document this sperg's tantrums and misbehavior >who is Euphoria? Euphoria is a rulecuck mod here on JulayWorld who can often be seen throwing tantrums over /abdl/ shiposts and others who criticize him. He is very passive-agressive and intolerant of all dissent. At the slighest arousal of butthurt within him he will begin spamming the thread with rage and editing any posts which reply to make fun of him. He is to be found in /meta/ and is very likely a proto-lowcow, or our very own CakeKike here on Julay. I would post more interesting screenshots but some of the major sperg outs are in threads which no longer exist from old Hunger Games. It will be fun to see what happens when this cow is poked
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>>90923 Hey dophin have you ever thought about the possibility of essayfag/2d anon being Euphoria?
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>>91018 Would make some sense, but I doubt it tho. So I press Xatm. Any more theories?
>>91027 hi Euphoria, still calling your a-logs of diaperfags? go kill yourself, lolifag.
(((Tom))) (((zzzchan))) (((8moe))) (((Mark))) (((Acid))) (((John Barnhill))) (((prkike))) we always win we always win we always win

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/cow/ for the Infinity Winter Cup 2020! Toad 11/22/2020 (Sun) 20:52:06 ID: db65b5 No.90887 [Reply]
Hey there, We're in the process of organizing a new edition of The Infinity Cup or /icup/ for short, a virtual soccer tournament pitching various boards and imageboards against each other, and we're trying to find out if any of the boards that previously joined us wanted to reserve a spot in the final tournament. Since your team was already present in previous iterations, we already have both your roster, your kits and logos, so the only thing we ask of you if you want to join is the following: 1) Making sure your team has the correct number of medals (1 Gold, 1 Silver and 2 Bronze), which you can see from the wiki page; http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki//cow/ 2) Making a thread over at https://anon.cafe/ with your team's pledge, you just need to make a new thread telling us that your board wants in on the cup. Optionally) Assign player cards, roles and special strategies to your players, which can be referenced from the following wiki articles: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Player_Cards http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Rules http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Team_Strategies Optionally2) Change roster names and/or give us 3D models to use for your team, or new kits or whatever contribution you'd like. I hope to see you guys on the pitch!
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>>90926 Okay, essayfag, join the Гунтstream and I'll prove I'm not koi.
>>90927 wow, yu've be trying really hard for some time now G​AMERGATEchu, what happened behind yu and koipedo? he jerk off to your favorite loli? or he removed you as janny from one of his shit boards?
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>>90930 Good enough, retard?
Auuugh dolphin not everyone is pedochu.
>>90954 If you're essayfag, get in IRC bickers I need to ask you some stuff.

Toad 09/28/2020 (Mon) 23:12:22 ID: 28ac16 No.85517 [Reply]
Found two pedobears online on Discord. The first one named GrantedHere sent me CP in my DM after I flip the fuck out a bit. When he tried to Livestream me in one of his sick movies. He told me he lived in Canada. But he never said which one though. GrantedHere also told me he's in a server called Exed-Eyes Server (some famous artist) where they post cartoon-like porn of cute creatures from Plants, Pokémon, and even Robots. I'm not sure why a creep like him is in that server but I guess he wants to find some prey to rape online or some shit. Another pedo that is also in the Exed-Eyes server is named Seepan different fucking creep that is a pedo just like GrantedHere but worse since he gatekeeps people and uses blackmail to fuck people over and will even lie to get some people he doesn't like banned. Both of these sick mentally ill fucks need to get the fuck off the internet and warn the artist Exed-Eyes about their behavior fast. Here are both their Discord usernames and tags in case you guys wanna fuck them over. GrantedHere#2581 SEEPAN#8127 I'm not like a hacker or nothing so I don't know how to find one's IP Address based on Discord coding alone but given this is weaponized autism so I'll let you guys give them hell and deplatform them from the internet folks.
>please deplatform these people from the internet based on nothing but my word that they looked at no no pictures well if theres anyone that would actually do it they'd be on this board
>>85569 Okay, pedochu and koipedo
thats fucking intense if true i was in that god damn server granted dm'd me after drawing something but all talk was fine (just asked if i take comms) exed kicked me for an edgy status (which, why would he care about that, i suspect its for another reason tho) two weeks prior to whatever the fuck this is when that faggot decides to talk to me, as a mutual of his told me to, ill ask him know about this

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8KUN DYING Toad 11/09/2020 (Mon) 00:05:29 No.89958 [Reply]
RON WATKINS RESIGNED 3 NOV https://nitter.snopyta.org/CodeMonkeyZ QANON A.W.O.L. SINCE 3 NOV It's Toad McKinley, by the way Toad McKinley WATKINS IS A BARNHILL PEDOPHILE >N.T. Technology “hosted many domains with CP [child pornography] themed names over an extended period of time.” >moving to Philippines to evade extradition and fuck little Filly girls DOWNTIME SMALLER BOARDS HIJACKED SHIT GOING DOWN ON: 8kun.top/qresearch/ 8kun.top/qrb/ [sekrit planning board] 8kun.top/midnightriders/ [qanon's tranny discord board]
Why did he resigned and was his resignation followed by presidential elections?

Aubrey Callum/Kirtaner Toad 11/08/2020 (Sun) 05:47:04 ID: 566d12 No.89881 [Reply]
The self described creator of the infamous decentralized hacker group named anonymous, made an ama on reddit of all places, to feed his drug fueled ego bickers his own website would not glean his cock. His wife is also barren, unable to produce children, which causes him to throw down the banhammer whenever its mentioned. He also has a page on ed but since he's willing to draw attention to himself, it's foolish he would start up a new /i/ board
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Looks like gaytor has another imposter going around stealing his gig, first moot, mister redditor and now this fag? FIRSTFAG NEEDS TO CLEAN UP THESE IMPOSTERS!
Anoymous is cringe as fuck.

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neinchan moderator clay clay in the nigga house AK 10/07/2019 (Mon) 01:55:50 ID: 10360a No.11071 [Reply] [Last]
took a while to get this one but apparently hes called floki on neinchan
absolute cringe lord who was once one of the " leaders" of national socialist legion
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fuck off you degenerates. you and the jews, day of the gas chamber.
>>81613 SEETHE
>leftist fags post another fake neinchan dox cope harder sjw faggots
>>81721 kys degenerate
Why do they all try so hard to act like CIA agents

Ethan Peters (Ethan Is Supreme) Dead. Illuminati cleaning house? CIA 10/23/2020 (Fri) 04:14:17 ID: 753ec4 No.88423 [Reply]
Hello, We are Pleased to present you Members of the Alogs and Jungles the new information developing here. Please take time to process this information as the Intel is only a (Conspiracy) at this time and We have no Solid Evidence...none-the-less Enjoy the Show. Indeed but the G0DS Asked. Here we go. 9.5 + 3.8 × 9.5 = 126.35 126.35 ÷ 19 = 6.65 [0.01 off from 6.66] "PISCES ZODIAC SIGN" Starts on Feb. 19, matching jcaesar187's Zodiac Sign. It's very likely the Illuminati is using jcaesar187 as a Ritual Session for Their "Blood Sacrifices". We are Pleased to present you this information Brought to you by the CIA.
>matching jcaesar187's Is jcaesar187 a clone of jcaesar187?
>>88424 E T H A N
what did he die of being gay?
>>88488 Probably he put too much Gay Frog chemicals into his body.

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Enable google captcha Toad 10/11/2020 (Sun) 10:05:34 No.87526 [Reply]
All the vols are glows G​AMERGATEs and the users post carbon copies of cuckchan posts. You can't post with most VPNs and tor nodes. Might as well go all the way and let google datamine the users here. Would be easier that giving them the data yourself. Enable it on tvch too since it's just the same glow in the darks running both websites.
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take your meds, pedo
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>take your meds, pedo keep falling for the reddit meme, goy
take your meds, pedo
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>take your meds, pedo keep falling for the reddit meme, goy
take your meds, pedo

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TheHeroOfTomorrow/Eli S. Stone Anonymous 02/28/2020 (Fri) 07:20:06 ID: c5b9c8 No.36520 [Reply]
You guys ever heard of this lolcow? He seems like one of those idiots online with pronounces and love to bash Orange Man Bad 24/7. I'm going to give you a short summary of him from the foxdicks dig on him. >Brief Summary: Weird ass dude who lives with his mama at almost 30 years old, has worked as a shitty video reviewer (as a faux comic character of his own shitty imagination, mind you) for a variety of topics and products for the past 8+ years (think a more autistic Doug Walker, but not funny at all), is your stereotypical TCG nerd and Pokemonfag. Clearly wants to get with thots, albeit unsuccessfully like Penguinfag. Has recently finished his series of videos, ironically at the time when people will now finally start noticing him after years of not giving a fuck. Some info on where the guy lives. His white papers… https://www.whitepages.com/name/Eli-S-Stone/Heber-Springs-AR/11rhte81 Dox: 610 Colonial Cir Heber Springs AR 72543-4603 DOB: June 1st, 1990

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>>46687 And here's some good ol' fashioned hypocrisy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaBxk5eZYTw
bump
>>86349 >Lolifags really get hard for boring and retard shit like this
>>42380 >israeli snack stop

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