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Toad 10/10/2020 (Sat) 07:44:32 ID: e15f38 No.87383 [Reply]
COME BACK Toad McKinley I MISS YOU /lub

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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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Kill your soul in a more definitive manner.
ryn88@protonmail.com

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Anonymous 04/22/2020 (Wed) 09:12:17 ID: 027579 No.45226 [Reply]
Like everything built by the Chinese, there is a knockoff board of /cow/ called /cow2/ hosted on one of Jewsh's totally-gonna-work-guise chan projects. The newfaggotry and autism pains me. Never accept imitations.
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>>45261 >Josh vs. tranny mods Talk about a false dichotomy.
>>45266 Wait, JEVVS is guy or trans? Or that's not the same JEVVS we know and love?
>>45226 Nothing of value was lost. None of the G​AMERGATEs who went over there ever contributed to any other threads. They're all ibs burnouts who think Гунтstream ruined the cyclical. Truth is there just isn't that much happening so the cyclical turned into shitposting hours. >>45229 I just want Jahans to make videos again.
9chan is itself a giant lolcow and it’s broken just like everything Jewsh touches
If it's jews board I would give a try.

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Toad 09/09/2020 (Wed) 22:59:22 No.81627 [Reply]
Stop spamming Nein you jewish glowG​AMERGATEs.
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I can only hope these retards will advertise their shit more and poke other retards self-righteousness
>>81676 >implying nein is on the faggot webring >implying this board is not on the webring ok retard
>let me spam how angry I am on /cow/ This will end well
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>>81719 Nice LARP you pathetic cuck. No-one's scared of you. We're fucking Übermensch. You're just a bunch of degenerate loser basement-dweller soyboys who pretend you had anything to do with Chris Chan and that you've been relevant to anything for the past five years. >oh look we doxed a nazi but were not lefty faggots i swear Won't end well? Ha. You're virtually castrated.
>implying nein isn't the glowing site

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Toad 09/16/2020 (Wed) 23:31:20 ID: 015f00 No.83375 [Reply]
All glories to Lord Bune, the Duke! I praise his name, Bune! Wehl Melan Avage Bune Tasa
fuck off you cunt

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DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181 [Reply] [Last]
Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.
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DSP revealed he was aware that the gay CEO of EVO, Mr Wizard, was grooming underage boys and shit his pants and did nothing about it. >Everyone knew what Mr. Wizard was doing in the FGC for so many years. I obviously didn't know about it. I mean, I knew about what he was doing.... But it was none of my fucking business, okay?
>>64670 Given his entire business model is screwing children, I'm not really surprised he'd look the other way on that.
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Phil finally made it to wikipedia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank%27s_sign
>>82585 Someone needs to add our goutlord to the list of notable individuals, he's clearly relevant enough according to wikipedia's new relevance standards.
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In Phil's recent Rage-a-thon stream he set a tips goal for eating skittles. He'd eat 3 skittles for every 20 dollars he got. He ended up having to eat something like 24 skittles, but only ate 7, spat 2 out, and called chat assholes for asking him to eat the rest, saying it would make him sick.

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Charlie Adler Thread Anonymous 05/16/2020 (Sat) 02:48:35 ID: ed5ab8 No.54774 [Reply] [Last]
Seriously! What the hell happened to this guy?!?!
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Trashing politicians are more important than rescuing sexually abused children
>>84160 Being the leftists are mostly pedophiles, I can't say I'm surprised.
>>84288 Wouldn't be surprised
>>83462 Based as fuck

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Kugee: incel, pathetic, loser, and a "milkable" cow Toad 09/25/2020 (Fri) 07:45:35 ID: d1742c No.84979 [Reply]
Kugee, aka 21000mans, is a lolcow who thinks wasting time on fake nostalgia shit is fun and interesting. Rather than doing actual IRL shit, he resorts to the classic kiked forums of vogons.org, where lonely incels go and destroy actual rare/vintage minicomputer parts. KUGEE'S LIES Kugee is a kike, and so, he creates a whole load of lies. Some lies include: making videos that never exist, lies about soldering, etc. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/21000mans (https://archive.is/Yvrvc) Video that shows how pathetic he is IRL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HMWsByS4ac More lies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhgLH6CKjeM Oh, yeah, kugee's channel is mostly watched by underage faggots, so putting a stop through this faggot would be a good idea. Since Kugee is a whale/dolphin faggot, enjoy the attached images.
>everyone I deslike is kike or pedo >no cucks god, the absolute state of julay /cow/ btw, Dolphin shit his pants and did nothing wrong.

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Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Anonymous 10/20/2019 (Sun) 16:56:36 ID: 60a3a1 No.13514 [Reply] [Last]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/tv/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards.

Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is balding at 22.

His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>87168 Not Toad, G ahoo le
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Toad McKinley has posted his starfish just like mark and Toad McKinley.
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>>41370 >this is the sister that trooned out

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Alone on a Friday night? JEWS 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:25:23 ID: 2baeff No.40288 [Reply]
God, you're pathetic.
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>>56531 NOOOOO TRUE
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>>49151 welp I was off by 2 weeks or so but I knew fucking riots would break out with all that lockdown shit. Now people just use that as an argument to loot and burn stores. Nothing too significant happened in my neck of the woods but tt seems like clockwork for burgerland, each summer time, that joggers gets out and loot. They just need the first argument to come their way to do so. At least it makes for good entertainment in the near 4 months this shit has been going on with the lockdown. Meanwhile, my main pc tower broke and i need to use a shitty broken laptop to even get on the internet and do school work. I went to several stores to get my pc fixed. One of the stores I went to was a fucking little crawny jew that never did his inspection fully and charged me 25$ for it. So i took it back and dropped it at some other store. I was supposed to get news yesterday. Didn't get any. Called the next day and I let my Karen rise in me. Spoke to a clerk. I was very calm but direct in telling him I'll take the damn tower back if it's still taking so long even though some other fucker has it for 2 weeks and shit his pants and did nothing with it and I would look for another shop. I actually didn't want to take it back but I wanted to add a bit of pressure. I didn't even need to ask, I was sent to a supervisor cause the dude in charge of my machine had food poisoning or whatever the fuck excuse it really is. The supervisor told me I should get news by tomorrow. I swear, there is nobody fucking competent or honest enough to fix a fucking pc in the tech world.
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Evening you spergs. How many of you are left replying to this thread?
what's up GAY mers, How's the lockdown going still? Not dancing at the end of a rope I hope. Lockdown ends in my neck of the woods on the 22nd and i'll be able to get my dick wet again. Can't fucking wait. 3 months of this fucking nightmare... holy shit. I was on the brink of going fucking postal. I'm surprised there hasn't been a lot of shootings/bombings since this started but I'm not surprised lefty communists decided to LARP in Seattle either. Makes for a fun distraction while this shit ends and Jim decides to stream again and lets his slave wife shut his devil spawn up. not saying it's fact but it's a rumor i've heard that Jade gave birth and this is why Jim stopped streaming entirely so that the news wouldn't leak out in case the baby screamed in the back Crazy fucking times we live in.
is sad to noticed how abandoned this thread and others are

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