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EvaXephon/YandereDev Anonymous 02/02/2020 (Sun) 19:11:52 ID: 070aa7 No.30407 [Reply]
>Gaiafag >Blizzcuck >cuckchanner >Get's shat on by the Skullgirls jew of all people >Comes to 8chan with his concept game on /agdg/ >Unwarranted self importance kicks in >Starts making threads for his game alone despite barely being a concept >His code his spaghetti shit >Starts posting and shilling the concept on cuckchan and reddit >Despite putting up with his faggotry for a year and a half somehow /v/edditors straining patience runs out and they start railing on him >Take it as well as any attention whore does >Says he doesn't need 8chan anymore and fucks off to Reddit and 4chan for good >6 years later >Tons of crowdfunding and promises later >Still no game >Even most of cuckchan is now pissed off at him >Half of Reddit is pissed off at him

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he got hacked
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The mega is down now and the download speed was awful. Grabbing whatever i can from the foxdick trannies. Basically some guys got access to his shitty mail client and took over his subreddit, tumblr and email. Looks like they managed to grab some funny shit but blundered it a bit. Scripts: https://files.catbox.moe/893ghv.zip
https://youtu.be/pZMQxrpQxWY >muh bad code >muh fps >muh no "official game release" >muh muh muh weird incel ewww Nobody complained 5 years ago, you people really are just whiny fags
>>71256 this
>Doesn't enable 2FA on any accounts except discord >Uses "EvaXephon" as his password for every account and his trip >Registers ebin super secret ungoogable account on a dollfucker forum using the same e-mail he uses for IRL shit >Doesn't change any of this for well over a decade including 6 years after becoming a CWC tier spectacle Guys I'm worried, is our boy legitimately retarded?

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Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 13:22:58 ID: 2a892f No.223 [Reply]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course.

"I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

"If I was a bit I would have been circumcised and I heard two Aboriginal tribes does subincision in fact," said D.W., "I have a nice looking vagina in fact of course."

"As a girl We have vaginas instead of penises and glad we went to that wedding," said Fern, "If I was a boy I would have been circumcised in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for my mom said yes in fact of course," said Brain, " We will have a bath together tonight in fact of course. "

I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.
Great thread in fact of course.
CASTRATED AND CIRCUMPILLED
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>>223
LITERARY GENIUS IN FACT OF COURSE
why doesn't this thread have more replies?

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/cowrevolt/ victory thread PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 10/24/2019 (Thu) 21:26:46 ID: a8a172 No.14492 [Reply] [Last]
Sup retards?
I see you're already enjoying my amazing triangular filter, I can already feel the confusion which can only lead to everyone moving over to >>/cowrevolt/.

For anyone that missed it, here is my glorious victory over naziJEWS https://mega.nz/#!r01W3aIC!WjnhcB7lUuHONPlmpXSAgPlhTmBN3WMHC7YX96pLYuY

Clearly GAMERGATE has won again, will never be beaten and is eternally better then /cow/.

Now I hope we can move on from /cow/s racist past and move into a beautiful future full of inclusivity and to fucking loves her pussy the SJW's, and let's leave some based ecelebs like SARGON alone allright?

Try not to be too butthurt /cow/ got officially beaten, maybe one day I will allow a rematch ;^).

ps: Yes it took a while for me to set this all up, turns out my friend who was selling me thc gummybears was just selling me regular ones and making me pay $3 a piece, he has now also been added to the list of NOTFRIENDS and I've started just smoking regular weed for now from my based black friend.
So that took some time, but at least my dad is being less of a dick bickers he thinks smoking is less "faggy" then vaping hes a stupid bigot i know but don't worry another friend says he might have a hookup for some thc to vape that isn't full of poison, so fingers crossed guys.
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>>18905
The absolute state of /v/eddit
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>>18851
>That'll be a big fat no from me. If Jim wants those shekels he's going to need to court the Q crowd hard.
Same, especially when you know that most of it goes to the 2k a month the board kike gets for providing the worst moderation 8ch has to offer. "Errands" my ass.
>>15050
Make a good thread then. Show us newfags that we're just stupid NIGGERs. I'll wait.
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>>18905
>banned for disagreeing with Mark
We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.
keep seetheing more you /tv/ pedos

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Malcolm Brenner Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 07:30:16 ID: b652de No.25223 [Reply]
Meet Malcolm (Dolphin Fucker) Brenner. A 68 year degenerate zoophile who had sex with his family dog and a dolphin. Oh wait, i mean "non people of the sea." He thinks bickers he fucked a dolphin he knows how animals think and feel. And bickers we can keep animals as pets,breed them and eat them we should be able to fuck them bickers they can constant and think like we do. He also says he's done research on this subject but hasn't provided any evidence to support his claims. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Brenner_(writer) Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MalcolmBrenner Website: https://malcolmbrenner.com/ Interview: https://youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y (where the comments come from)
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>>25716 >Oscars
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>>25223 Wow. That's terrible. He should be shot. My poor dolphin is crying. The image was changed to prevent editing. I can't believe dolphinsex.org exists. It's disgusting. These poor bottlenoses.
>>25223 >make a thread about some decent zoo, that will ruin him >:D >anons think he's cool HOW EMBARASSING
>>26406 L TO THE MAO
>sex with a dog [...] ew

Dolphin##zWXstf 07/28/2020 (Tue) 13:58:45 ID: a1f4c2 No.68817 [Reply]
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS SPAMMING THE BAT IMAGE. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.

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Francis Gurahoo, owner of prolikewoah.com Anonymous 07/22/2020 (Wed) 00:24:40 ID: db78a7 No.66834 [Reply] [Last]
This sperg manchild has been raging when people post his dox. When I posted his dox in his cytube, he disabled Tor and added a channel password. Too bad I've gotten in before that :) Francis Gurahoo Age and DOB 32 8/2/1987 Home West Hartford, CT AKA Francis F Gurahoo 12 Seneca Rd West Hartford, CT 06117
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WE DID IT /japan has been deleted PEDOS FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !! ETERNALLY
>>68365 >isn't cocks with killing 20+ boards on julay >starts killing boards elsewhere on the webring YAY WE MANAGED TO CENSOR OURSELVES GLOW NIGGERS FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !!
>>68366 seethe more pedo
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>>68366 typical pedo cope

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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>>13279
sane?
>>13599
I'm sane.
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Yakuza doesn't exist.
bump
>>12550 White girls... >.>

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16chan admin 663 is a lolcow Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:53:57 ID: 397a3b No.9069 [Reply]
663, owner of 16chan, deletes threads and posts where posters mention his Asian girlfriend, him hugging his gf's foot, and photos of the related, banning posters for a year. The unedited photos found at >>8104, >>8105, and >>8106 are automatically filtered and prevented from being uploaded, but with small modifications, such as the text I added to each photo with the help of Microsoft Paint, you can get around this filter.

He desperately doesn't want this information about him spread, but unfortunately that means he is only begging to be Streisanded.

Any more photos or dirt on him?
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>>9069 >>9069 Max Rago is from Brooklyn, New York and his girlfriend, Meaghyn Wells is from British Columbia. She is Filipino and white. Watch his twitch streams here: https://www.twitch.tv/im663/videos
>>40625 >>40819 Maksimillian Rago Brooklyn NY https://www.facebook.com/max.rago.50 https://www.twitch.tv/im663 https://ghettogaggers.com/F9j8bca discord username: 663#8900 previous alias: A.Soytano https://github.com/maksrago/ gf: Meaghyn Wells - from William's Lake, British Columbia Canada Columneetza Secondary School Studied at Thompson Rivers University (TRU) (Kamloops, Canada) gf's facebook account: https://www.facebook.com/meaghyn her "model" account: https://www.facebook.com/meaghan.wellsboate
>>40625 >>40818 >>40819 >>40821 Given the zero replies >>23566 has received, I take it that he or his girlfriend upset you? You seem heavily invested in this thread.
>>41062 It's probably Gahoole, he hates Asian and White relationships.
>>23445 Stay mad newFAGGOT

Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 02:00:27 No.66323 [Reply]
you guys are complete pussies. You said you wanted a race war, well now it's here and you pathetic incel losers are just sitting at home jacking off. You faggots are all talk. You guys won't do shit bickers you're nothing but a little pussy!
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>>66323 t.G‚ÄčAMERGATE
>>66323 >why isn't this board that's for laughing at internet weirdos starting a race war Rope is cheap, faggot.
>>66323 Lol. Says the Blacknerd fragile NIGGER whose being sodomized by the police and militias.
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>>66323 Next time you decide to repost this officer, you may want to make sure you aren't posting the same string on every single site.
Nah as some one who doesn't believe anyone should be judged by the color of their skin, I find it rather funny the ones gearing up for a race war are idiotic leftest whites who want to talk for what they consider lesser beings who could never be equal to a white man. But I mean I do still have my guns and black, white, or even green I am more than ready to end the violence of the left if it shows up anywhere near me.

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Zach and /tv/ Anonymous 07/18/2020 (Sat) 18:47:55 ID: 387b64 No.66364 [Reply]
who exactly the fuck is "Zach?" Looks to me like it was just another /intl/ persona all along, like Rach on /pol/, the propane/indiapoop/crab posters on /n/, and the cuck posters on /wx/. Some random dude just got his identity used.
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weird that zach keeps posting old pics of his, like in the bar with some whore. Where are the new zachs? He's what, 30 now? POST NEW PICTURES ZACH, WITH THE TIMESTAMP OVER AN DVD OF A FILM FLOPSON "STARRED" IN
I want to fuck the female version of Zach
>>66848 fucking same dude. it's ironic how more attractive she is compared to watson.
>>67642 He's seething on tvch as well.

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