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9chan is a lolcow Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 01:30:56 No.47352 [Reply]
9chan.tw is now allowing a board to share pictures and stories of female US Democrat politicians with fake nudes and stories about raping their children. This could never, ever go wrong for Josh bickers Josh is the greatest coder ever to teach himself to code. No one help with this board.
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>>48758 Anyone who's attracted to that disgusting flat nose is subhuman.
Lol people at here are still jealous and seeth about generous Josh?
YAS
>>48601 >implying this happened
All image board are lolcows. Only 4chan /mu/ and /tg/ are health bickers are mostly used by mentally stable and good people.

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Has anyone else been shadow banned from gab.com or voat.co? Anonymous 05/05/2020 (Tue) 14:33:34 ID: 599671 No.47222 [Reply]
Has anyone else been shadow banned from gab.com or downvoated into oblivion (essentially banned) on voat.co? I can't even log in anymore. This page is all I get. I tried everything to get back into my account, but I can't even get to the main ordinary gab.com page to even try to log in. I only get this screen. I do not get any indication I have been banned, I am only simply locked out now without any reason to why or how. Someone is going to be a bitch and call this a blogpost so here have your blogpost warning okay bitch? Warning: Blogpost warning. Imporant things to note: I tried voat.co bickers it's supposed to be a reddit altrernative, but it has the same communist social credit system as reddit. If you tell the truth, bad people downvote you and this takes your communist social credit points away, thus essentially censoring you by having your points in the negatives, which only allows you to post once per day, last time I ever used the site before I just left it behind forever. Eventually I started using gab.com These are some things about me, and things I would talk about on both gab and voat: Telling the truth, even if it's politically correct. I never went into """"""racist"""""" territory, but I was very politically incorrect. However, I never went as far as other people who use those sites, who seem to share very extreme things that I never even got close to saying or doing, which makes me question why I'm being shut down or locked out or shadow banned considering I never went as far as I saw other people going. One thing I always did was TELL THE TRUTH, NO MATTER WHAT. I don't even know if you can see my profile anymore, it might have been disappeared away, but my user name on gab.com was @BroDoYouEvenDrift I am fairly conservative, I love GOD, I like Q, Trump, and talking about conspiracy theories, and there is very much discussion about those things on gab.com and voat.co I would often ask suspicious people honest questions like "If you don't like Q, why are you spending all your time on a Q board and telling people Q is fake? If it's fake then why do you want to try so hard to convince people that it isn't real? Isn't that a bit silly?" I had lots of great conversations with lots of people who also loved freedom of speech and the truth and most importantly GOD, but I have lost all faith in gab.com and voat.co bickers I think they are just as bad as twitter and reddit. They are not alternatives to me at all, just more of the same crap. Why shadow ban me? If I'm banned, then tell me I'm banned! If I'm banned, tell me WHY I'm banned. I know for a fact that I did NOT break a single rule anywhere. I never spammed, I never threatened anyone, I never said anything really that rude at all, and I watched huge amounts of users say much worse things than I ever said. I never broke a single rule, and yet here I am, suddenly presented with this suspicious and ominous screen, basically a big fuck you to my face. It's just like the website abovetopsecret. You go there to talk about conspiracy theories, but if you actually TELL THE TRUTH, suddenly you're banned. You got too close.
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>>47222 >why? Jews? You probably got too hot, but dont give in, just keep reuploading and making new accounts. Getting banned is like a measure of success these days. Happens to everyone these days. The Q meme is a side show anyways if not fakeshit or some primer leaks to distract people. LTIC Fucker is inconsequential distracting people with their hearts in the right place who are too pussy/and/or old to accept the real truth namely that Adolf Hitler was right and the wrong side won ww2 and most of the events caused today is a direct consequence caused by the same people as back then and before. >>47238 Voat's GUI is fucking dogshit anyway, and the upvote faggotry you mentioned.
OP is a high-functioning-autistic lolcow. If this thread isn't fun enough for you, look at their FSE page. https://freespeechextremist.com/brodoyouevendrift >"Unauthorized Schizophrenic Autism Wizard" >All religions=infiltrated by satanists. (If you ask me why I think this, I can give some pretty good evidence of why I think this, very deep redpills, maybe too deep) damn buddhist satanists! >Q >suckered by voat and gab claims of 'free speech' And then he spammed the same thread across over ten imageboards (use search engine to find more) and complained about spam filters while doing so and posting 30 links. https://anon.cafe/cafe/res/784.html http://endchan.org/b/res/27589.html
What a fucking schizocow. Look at the FreeSpeechExtremist page. Qanon goldmine
>>47222 >laughing_whores.jpg
>>58371 Fuck you I can see the links you know. Take down this slander before I REPORT you to the moderators.

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Anonymous 06/15/2020 (Mon) 06:16:08 ID: ea6c34 No.62394 [Reply]
X( god i just spent a long time shitting a nice wall of schizo text out of my brain it was amazing the best one i've made in a few days, i was completely in the zone and none of my surroundings existed, but my ingocnito browser crashed and lost it. A good 20 minutes of hard work thrown out the window. I feel very VERY angry and dangerous now that i lost it. I even screamed Maybe another day. You can at least look at this one i shit out of my brain on 4chan. I should really be on medication but no thanks it was beautiful and now its gone forever and i dont even remember what it said
It's true OP Post again, its just a glitch

Bismi Allah Al-Rahman Al-Raheem Anonymous 06/26/2020 (Fri) 19:45:41 No.63735 [Reply]
La ilaha illallah save yourself from the wrath of Allah. bear witness that there is nothing worthy of worship in truth but Allah; and reject all false deities
if you are sincere: learn about tawheed and how to avoid shirk -> learn how to pray -> jihad for the sake of Allah (see kitaab at tawheed) if you commit shirk and then die, all of your deeds will be for nothing and you'll abide in hell for an eternity. one of the sins Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala will not forgive is shirk. the definition of shirk is to associate partners will Allah. It is very dangerous in the sense that it is very easy to fall into.
your a lol/cow/ islamfaggot

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Anonymous 09/15/2019 (Sun) 19:40:35 No.7078 [Reply]
Milo Yiannopoulos is attending furfag con.

Lefty furfags are already making death threats against him on twitter.

*grabs popcorn*
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Furfags are conservatives?
>>63836 Sodomites aren't conservatives Anon. Milo is just larping, trying to find a profitable angle.
whats the problem?
I masterated to this to be honest >>8792
>>8620 MID WEST CHLORINE FEST

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5pm smashdown Toad 09/08/2020 (Tue) 05:56:50 No.81083 [Reply]
saturday at 5pm EST I, PissDrizzle of /cowrevolt/ will face off and defeat JEWS of NAZI/COW/ in honorable loli combat to prove who is the true lolcow and greatest gamer, for the prize of getting to deface the others board. It will be streamed by a guy c saturday at 5pm EST I, PissDrizzle of /cowrevolt/ will face off and defeat JEWS of NAZI/COW/ in honorable loli combat to prove who is the true lolcow and greatest gamer, for the prize of getting to deface the others board. It will be streamed by a guy.
>It will be streamed by a guy. lame and saged
>It will be streamed by a guy. Fuck that. I don't want to hear a man commentate the game. Fuck

Richard Stiles a man with DA VISION Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 19:15:04 ID: 45af1d No.5014 [Reply]
Some anons happened upon this guy by accident one night when searching for B-movies. Meet Richard, a combination of Terry A Davis and Chris-chan with a redneck twist. Richard has been hard at work for over a decade now on his own comic book series. After getting slighted by "his friend" Stan Lee on Myjulay he decided to self publish his master work. Richard wrote OC based on the Avenger's line of comics. The idea for his series was given to him via divine inspiration (aka voices in his head) and after many years he finally managed to publish it (pdf related): https://www.amazon.com/Retaliators-Master-Time-Gemini-Trilogy/dp/1532949324/

I have not been able to get through his book yet but the little have read seems totally insane and the work of a mad man. Richard claims all his ideas are original despite the fact that there is already a rip-off of the Avengers with the same name: https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Retaliators_(Earth_8)

Since I'm not a comicfag I don't know how much of Richard's book is a straight rip-off of the link above.

Richard has two youtube channels that I've found. One is a personal channel where he uploads rants about his writing process and videos of his dogs raping each other. The man seems to share a house with 10+ dogs but I haven't been able to confirm how many there are. More on that later.

His rants consist of him chain smoking, looking like he's out of his mind on opioids, and being pissed about Stan Lee not acknowledging that he's a genius. You can find the rant here which is split into 7 parts because they were uploaded back when youtube had a hard limit of 10 minutes per video:
1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMOfLA8wDwU
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dTeN8rEuBo
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX9H2bUsjb8
4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If0iQhJlEw
5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlS7lMnhA3U
6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qStlkNnGUXw
7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d940KW5-cbY

In addition to his personal channel in 2018 he opened up a channel where he uploads B-Movies to promote his OC. They all have his OC inserted into them randomly along with various dank memes. He's very proud of this channel because it's gaining subscribers:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmaDIg8FM7--JQ4GUY31x0w/featured

I know this OP isn't too detailed but the anons digging into this seem to have moved on to other things and I wanted to get it posted before I forgot. All his channels have been backed up and his social media has been scraped. I'll upload some more things of interest whenever I find the time.
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>R. Stiles
Obvious potential.
Bump
>>5169 This
kino as fuck
>>5014 Live link (the blog has an embedded video in it which won't function in the archive) https://entertainmentnasty.blogspot.com/2019/12/bbcs-war-of-worlds-should-you-watch.html Archive for those who want it http://archive.md/Q5MMi ---- TLDR on the SocJus / woke elements: * The lead is an educated woman who wants to be a scientist / is implied to already have a degree in science and wanting to go fruther. * All her actions are shown as justified one way or another by the plot. * The Male lead is basically lifted from another adaptation only he's given a personality transplant such that he's literally a stereotype "Bleeding heart liberal" journalist. He at one point lectures another on how the Martians are possibly divine punishment on the English for colonialism. He's also a coward leaving a man to die when he does have a bit of a chance to save him and he doesn't want to fight the Martians but suggests he should try Negotiating with them. * Other characters that are on about colonialism, one whose whole character is just a caricature yelling about expanding the British empire beyond the stars.

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Chris-chan / CWC Thread Anonymous 08/07/2019 (Wed) 18:13:36 ID: 807ca3 No.521 [Reply] [Last]
Bronycon has ended, now Chris returns home. Post the latest CWC related updates ITT. Just recently we learned from his twitter that he caused a fender-bender and (allegedly) kicked a cop car, soon discovering he's blacklisted from Papa John due to the machinations of the evil trolls.

Tweet archive:
http://archive.fo/iJd34
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>>63532 There was a time where I didnt really believe the hype about Chris being a pedofork but its shit like this that makes me feel like reconsidering that belief. Not a good look Sonichu.
>>63619 >keeps touching any girl that he could get to stay around him for any length of time >very insistent that he have a daughter >one of his imaginary wives is named after the daughter he spent years pining for He's also said he's had sexual thoughts about Barb, so honestly I'm not sure if Chris is so much a straight out pedophile or if he's just so desperate he'd fuck any girl that he could.
>>63632 >or if he's just so desperate he'd fuck any girl that he could. This one.
I can be a shit son sometimes, but this is way extreme https://youtu.be/dqkNWzr8Xi8
>>80541 >blank soulless stare >my name is barbra chandler i'm doing fine This looks like a legit hostage situation. Does he keep her in the basement and only let's her out when it's time to prove to everyone he hasn't killed and eaten her yet? >ask questions in the comments below >Comments are turned off

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Micah Ian Wright/MicahWardog AKA The Ultimate SJW Anonymous 05/06/2020 (Wed) 03:48:26 ID: 64f334 No.47364 [Reply]
Let me Introduce you to the ultimate Twitter Lolcow, Micah "Faked Being in the Army" Wright, A man so mentally unhinged, it's hilarious, Do what you guys want, he's all yours for the Trolling Website: https://spark.adobe.com/page/wXAzKcKguo828/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/MicahWardog
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>>58139 >and here's him badmouthing 9/11 victims >implying this is a bad thing glow harder
defending Michael Reinoehl AKA The Killer of Aaron Danielson
Did i mention that his close friend and associate is Jay Lender, AKA the guy responsible some of Spongebob's greatest episodes
>>58139 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT MAKE FUN OF 9/11 VICTIMS
>>80537 He wasn't BB - he had on a drab green shirt.

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Peter Coffin gets dumped Anonymous 04/01/2020 (Wed) 06:38:39 ID: 2511f1 No.42215 [Reply]
Petter Coffin is a breadtuber who is most famous for pretending to have a Japanese model girlfriend on the internet for over a year. https://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html He's also known for posing his sex doll and taking photos of it, pretending it was his new gf. More recently he found an actual girl. He paid to have his huge-toothed scottish wife (think Pruane2Forever in a wig) over to America to get jaw surgery. After he paid for her plane ticket, her fucked up grill, and a pair of brand new fake titties she decided to leave him and took Toilet Nigga and the house. BETA AS FUCK
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>>74741 the sex doll is hot, keep coping incels.
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Oof
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>>80215 he is jewish or just pajeet?
Where I can buy a doll like that for lols?

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