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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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will Robi stream with PPP and Surfer again?
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>>45542 Like pottery.
Julay is the only webring board I've ever liked. Still prefer 8kun but its /cow/ is dead-dead.
Robi, what is your favorite Italian football team?
>>56501 Discord Not even once

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Ranc Anonymous 08/14/2020 (Fri) 20:30:03 ID: 520966 No.74655 [Reply]
This schizo made a thread on 4/pol/ recently https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/272570232 https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/272570232 He's complaining about getting kicked out of the ER and told to never come back. He posted a pair of videos from the same youtube acount, presumably his, to explain what the fuck is going on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84t0Gwgbv4Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phGykp4bUsk This is his channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN_CSwvVDbqTaJHLbcGSV7Q He's also prone to post massive walls of text when mad.

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fuck the cytube Anonymous 06/03/2020 (Wed) 04:54:36 ID: 5dc9ed No.59895 [Reply]
Fuck you, OrcaChad. You're spamming it up -wotsup
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>>59897 fuck you too
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>>59895 >he doesn't enable the script PATHETIC
Dolphin PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD as usual.
who is dolphi and why should I care

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Anonymous 08/12/2020 (Wed) 11:54:12 ID: 0c58ef No.73641 [Reply]
All of the Ghost call-ins today are Гунт alogs
any news about ghost? I used to listen his shit from time to time on youtube, but he always had his boomer takes and his "inner circle" of bronies are always into some retard drama.

Onision : The onion cuck that should cut itself Anonymous 09/20/2019 (Fri) 18:12:20 ID: 590e25 No.8203 [Reply] [Last]
King Cuck of Youtube, Onion boy, creepy pedo... The list of nicknames for this Youtuber is long and varied. Last time we left our hero, he was defrauding the IRS and 8chan exploded so I will start a new thread here for what it's worth given the subject matter.

I would repost the video some no-name youtuber did compiling the house tour videos along with a comprehensive list of items proving Onision wasn't as strung up financially as he claimed but it has been shoa'd from Youtube. It is safe to assume the video was taken down by a claim from Onion boy given his considerate track record of such actions taking down anything remotely critical of him.

Rumor has been going about Onision, now with his most recent wife involved i lost count of how many he went through so far being involved in grooming underage girls for sex on Twitter.

Now, while I do take the following with a grain of salt given the source, I wouldn't be surprised otherwise. The site Crazy Days and Nights, a celebrity gossip site allegedly ran by a lawyer firmly ingrained in the Hollywood businesses of celebrities has recently published a blind item reveal and the reveal was about the Onion boy himself. While I discredit out of hand anonymous gossip, CDAN has had a surprisingly accurate score in the past in terms of reveals so I am willing to entertain what he says as food for thought given Onision's track record : https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/09/blind-items-revealed-6_15.html

>SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2019
>Blind Items Revealed #6
>[first published on]September 4, 2019

>Almost 3 years ago, many reports surfaced about this A-list YouTuber getting pictures from underage fans. Somehow he was able to continue his career and avoid being charged for child porn. Very recently, a victim has come forward alleging child sex abuse by this YouTuber, starting in her early teens.

>[revealed as] Onision

Furthermore, someone did come out as of late to explain the relationship she had with Onision and his wife who outright playfully made grooming allusions on their twitter in regards of this said, minor girl. While it seems fashionable for women for the past few years to lie about sexual accusations and rape allegations, it isn't the first time either that Onion boy has had sketchy shit with minors previously unearthed.
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>>29333 Lmao, she should've listened in fact of course
>>29178 >you providing entertainment free of charge, with delivery straight to the thread is somehow cucking anybody Interesting take.
>>29364 >being a massive faggot NO YOURE THE NIGGER YOU YOU ARE A NIGGER A STUPID FUCKING NIGGER IM NOT THE NIGGER BUT YOU ARE bickers YOU ARE A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER AND YOU SHOULD GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING DUMB NIGGER ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE AND ROT IN HELL LIKE THE DUMB FUCKING NIGGER YOU ARE FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT
>>29495 Xddddddddddddd
Onision = bad Digibro = good

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The Autism problem Anonymous 03/05/2020 (Thu) 15:46:52 ID: cc304c No.39343 [Reply]
In the past few decades the number of people diagnosed with autism has increased dramatically. This is a very concerning development. It is concerning bickers it is fundamentally unethical and irresponsible to allow autistic people to partake in society and to communicate with others. Anybody who has ever dealt with an autistic person understands that the presence of an autist is burdensome and detrimental to its surroundings in any social context. Imagine any social gathering or event, such as spending time with your friends. Any such social gathering is not enjoyable when an autist is present. Despite there being many different forms of autism that articulate themselves in different ways (high functioning, low functioning and such), all of these have in common that they are a profound source of displeasure and discomfort to those who surround the patient. Autism is a unique disorder in that the people surrounding the patient suffer from it rather than the patient itself. When confronted with this basic fact, autists or their advocates will attempt to rebut by pointing to the importance of 'tolerance'. They say, you need to tolerate the autist and his annoying antics or else you're a bad person. But does it make you a bad person to simply not want your every day ruined by autists? Even if an autist is tolerated by others, that is merely a concious effort on their part to not slap the autist in the face and tell it to piss off. Subconsciously, you still rather want it to go away. I have attached a graphic showing the three levels of 'functionality' in autists. You will notice that all three levels, in some way, require support. This is support which autists like to pretend they are entitled to, even when they give absolutely nothing in return for receiving this support. If there were competent and responsible people in charge of policy who can see the gravity of this issue, there would have been measures to contain autists and prevent them from participating in society. Unless there is a cure for this terrible disease, which is a societal disease, a good thing to do for the state would be to employ measures of containment such as incarceration in mental facilities. However this is still not a perfect solution. An autist will always be a burden upon society, even if such measures are employed. Hence, the only conclusion is that euthanasia is the most optimal way to reduce this burden permanently. The autist, no matter how "high functioning" it may seem, is never equivalent in personal value to a non-autist. The society, if it wants to flourish, has no choice but to recognize this reality.
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>>43702 >Anybody who has ever dealt with G​AMERGATEs understands that the presence of a G​AMERGATE is burdensome agree 100% mark's ni/GG/ers are a burden but I had no idea the hate group S​ARGON had infiltrated so deep into africa. >Unless there is a cure for this terrible disease, which is an ethnic disease, a good thing to do for the state would be to employ measures of containment such as incarceration in concentration camps. I agree, put ni/GG/ers in concentration camps and don't let them use the internet or any nintendo product.
Kill anyone with an iq below 115
The most optimal way would always be breeding perfect specimen from the start. Autism isn't unique in that it requires attention from the outside either, I can assure you most things require some sort of outside help. I enjoyed reading your thoughts on it but frankly they're not very deep.
Kill yourself neurotypical >>71459 This. Especially if they're neurotypicals >>41667 Come and take it.
>>43704 ok /v/irgin, you not grasping the filters is so funny >>43702 >It is concerning bickers it is fundamentally unethical and irresponsible to allow niggas to partake in society and to communicate with others. Unironically true

EvaXephon/YandereDev Anonymous 02/02/2020 (Sun) 19:11:52 ID: 070aa7 No.30407 [Reply]
>Gaiafag >Blizzcuck >cuckchanner >Get's shat on by the Skullgirls jew of all people >Comes to 8chan with his concept game on /agdg/ >Unwarranted self importance kicks in >Starts making threads for his game alone despite barely being a concept >His code his spaghetti shit >Starts posting and shilling the concept on cuckchan and reddit >Despite putting up with his faggotry for a year and a half somehow /v/edditors straining patience runs out and they start railing on him >Take it as well as any attention whore does >Says he doesn't need 8chan anymore and fucks off to Reddit and 4chan for good >6 years later >Tons of crowdfunding and promises later >Still no game >Even most of cuckchan is now pissed off at him >Half of Reddit is pissed off at him

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he got hacked
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The mega is down now and the download speed was awful. Grabbing whatever i can from the foxdick trannies. Basically some guys got access to his shitty mail client and took over his subreddit, tumblr and email. Looks like they managed to grab some funny shit but blundered it a bit. Scripts: https://files.catbox.moe/893ghv.zip
https://youtu.be/pZMQxrpQxWY >muh bad code >muh fps >muh no "official game release" >muh muh muh weird incel ewww Nobody complained 5 years ago, you people really are just whiny fags
>>71256 this
>Doesn't enable 2FA on any accounts except discord >Uses "EvaXephon" as his password for every account and his trip >Registers ebin super secret ungoogable account on a dollfucker forum using the same e-mail he uses for IRL shit >Doesn't change any of this for well over a decade including 6 years after becoming a CWC tier spectacle Guys I'm worried, is our boy legitimately retarded?

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Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 13:22:58 ID: 2a892f No.223 [Reply]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course.

"I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

"If I was a bit I would have been circumcised and I heard two Aboriginal tribes does subincision in fact," said D.W., "I have a nice looking vagina in fact of course."

"As a girl We have vaginas instead of penises and glad we went to that wedding," said Fern, "If I was a boy I would have been circumcised in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for my mom said yes in fact of course," said Brain, " We will have a bath together tonight in fact of course. "

I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.
Great thread in fact of course.
CASTRATED AND CIRCUMPILLED
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>>223
LITERARY GENIUS IN FACT OF COURSE
why doesn't this thread have more replies?

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/cowrevolt/ victory thread PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 10/24/2019 (Thu) 21:26:46 ID: a8a172 No.14492 [Reply] [Last]
Sup retards?
I see you're already enjoying my amazing triangular filter, I can already feel the confusion which can only lead to everyone moving over to >>/cowrevolt/.

For anyone that missed it, here is my glorious victory over naziJEWS https://mega.nz/#!r01W3aIC!WjnhcB7lUuHONPlmpXSAgPlhTmBN3WMHC7YX96pLYuY

Clearly GAMERGATE has won again, will never be beaten and is eternally better then /cow/.

Now I hope we can move on from /cow/s racist past and move into a beautiful future full of inclusivity and to fucking loves her pussy the SJW's, and let's leave some based ecelebs like SARGON alone allright?

Try not to be too butthurt /cow/ got officially beaten, maybe one day I will allow a rematch ;^).

ps: Yes it took a while for me to set this all up, turns out my friend who was selling me thc gummybears was just selling me regular ones and making me pay $3 a piece, he has now also been added to the list of NOTFRIENDS and I've started just smoking regular weed for now from my based black friend.
So that took some time, but at least my dad is being less of a dick bickers he thinks smoking is less "faggy" then vaping hes a stupid bigot i know but don't worry another friend says he might have a hookup for some thc to vape that isn't full of poison, so fingers crossed guys.
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>>18905
The absolute state of /v/eddit
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>>18851
>That'll be a big fat no from me. If Jim wants those shekels he's going to need to court the Q crowd hard.
Same, especially when you know that most of it goes to the 2k a month the board kike gets for providing the worst moderation 8ch has to offer. "Errands" my ass.
>>15050
Make a good thread then. Show us newfags that we're just stupid NIGGERs. I'll wait.
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>>18905
>banned for disagreeing with Mark
We tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.
keep seetheing more you /tv/ pedos

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Malcolm Brenner Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 07:30:16 ID: b652de No.25223 [Reply]
Meet Malcolm (Dolphin Fucker) Brenner. A 68 year degenerate zoophile who had sex with his family dog and a dolphin. Oh wait, i mean "non people of the sea." He thinks bickers he fucked a dolphin he knows how animals think and feel. And bickers we can keep animals as pets,breed them and eat them we should be able to fuck them bickers they can constant and think like we do. He also says he's done research on this subject but hasn't provided any evidence to support his claims. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Brenner_(writer) Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MalcolmBrenner Website: https://malcolmbrenner.com/ Interview: https://youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y (where the comments come from)
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>>25716 >Oscars
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>>25223 Wow. That's terrible. He should be shot. My poor dolphin is crying. The image was changed to prevent editing. I can't believe dolphinsex.org exists. It's disgusting. These poor bottlenoses.
>>25223 >make a thread about some decent zoo, that will ruin him >:D >anons think he's cool HOW EMBARASSING
>>26406 L TO THE MAO
>sex with a dog [...] ew

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