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Anonymous 01/30/2020 (Thu) 21:11:06 ID: 2c1776 No.29934 [Reply]
>he no longer can afford to host most videos and images So when is Joshua Coomer Moon running out of money? What happened, did the paypigs stop donating crypto to him in exchange for taking down their pages or stalking literal who ecelebs or did some Ukranian rebels stole all his shit?
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>>46909 Well his plan was to just fuck off and do freelance coding work if KF proved unprofitable. He's already changed his name (first parts James) and was already prepared to drop everything and move on. Sadly, it seems e-begging worked out for him and by yelling loudly about how free speech will totally die unless they get the server via shirt sales and brave donations, he's been able to move up into the black. Yeah if he ever talks about closing something down then he's just pissy its not working out for him in the short term.
>>29934 fuck Joshua Coomer
>>42671 Sauce?
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https://pastebin.com/dWqrJQhn null's mod team is crashing down during his "vacation"
>>63990 >September 2019 C'mon man.

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Restream/Guntstream/B-movies Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 05:15:19 ID: 674e5c No.135 [Reply]
Since 8ch is down and access to /bmovie/ went with it I'm opening a thread to keep anons up to date on restream happenings. Was late tonight but streams should continue at the usual time with movies afterwards until Robi returns. I'll try to post here if I can't make it for whatever reason. I'll also be posting archives here. Will update thread when I catch up haven't uploaded any in the last four days.

Feel free to suggest any movies you'd like to see for pre/post streams.
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Alright, final upload for the day, pretty sure we're all caught up now.
>8-14-19
>jcaesar187 reads the news and still manages to go over time somehow
https://mega.nz/#!zgsT3CKR!-sVoRXRx_R45bAzTnXAdvLrg_UDbPXXTNLlZDB4W5IY
>9-2-19
The GamerGate 2.0 stream with Zoe's ex boyfriend. This one is too hot for dlive and jcaesar187 is too afraid to leave up an unedited archive due to multiple uses of the word Nigger, advocating for mass shootings and blatant antisemitism. An alog called in and made a fool of himself. Archived for your clipping pleasure.
https://mega.nz/#!wQlGSAyS!7PRGH2nQ8VN_XuLvBeNAHLNXZYeu3jpsWvv6Er-tiOA
Slowly catching up on the backlog.
>8-30-19
>Funimation Rocked, Cuck Ray Gun Backs #KickVic, Jack Dorsey Hacked, + More
https://mega.nz/#!ilEBjK5a!CZtPQ7WtUtCvHxNtlY6bZPRywBZ7Vv0Ax29EVnW3jIY
AUGUST 26
>Metokur Leaves YouTube, Allsup Banned, + Memphis Monday
https://mega.nz/#!e8MDHaTb!vcyZ77TakPArKmkhSvs8tT8CBmhw3D4GlYxh7II_7cM
September 5
>Vice 8chan Doc Cringe, Contrapoints Flees Twitter, Onision a Pedo?, BPS Live, + More
https://mega.nz/#!Pxc32QDK!eUA7hgBmt-mWy6Dg74geSKMOQE_5NUO4ze7-zLKItvY
Gunstream plays shit

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Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
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>muh a-log
no better than k1wi farms lmao
It's that time of year again! Cuckchan's /r9k/ have threads up begging each other to buy them anime trinkets and dragon dildos. Last year some /cow/boys destroyed it by "grinching" lists.

>How to grinch
>Go to wishlist
>Select "purchased this item else where" under each item
>Click okay to each one
>???
>Profit!

This year they made a google document with all the links for easy grinching!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SbsUxb5HoFBlan00vJt1_83Ok7ctQYbZPSI0TC0Vrhg/edit?usp=sharing

Remember to post your virgin with rage tears.
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>>20880
Note that this links to 8channel, nanotranny's website, use with caution and extreme protection.
Alog bro

Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>39695 actually, that's not what i do i don't fuck rabbits i don't say autistic shit i don't insert myself into everything analockman is not me We are both different from each other.
Don't know,don't care, ignore that fag and never reply to whom ever is posting with his namfaggotry.
>>39633 that's chijo
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>>47027 yonkers...
>>47027 how tf did you find your way here?

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Michael Jay Hirtes of Council Bluffs, Iowa Anonymous 06/12/2020 (Fri) 07:42:48 ID: 17b27e No.61911 [Reply]
Does Hirtes still stop by to cry here?

sci-fi AI or real chatbot ? lupino 06/11/2020 (Thu) 11:26:37 ID: caeb00 No.61778 [Reply]
I found this chatbot not bad: http://www.metaquid.com/chatbot-en I asked him the most disparate things and she always answered me smartly. is an AI protagonist of the comic set in the future. the nice thing is that you can download the first chapter for free!

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nanotech dox Anonymous 06/11/2020 (Thu) 09:24:02 ID: 170f4e No.61743 [Reply]
Full name: Nathaniel Paul Gonzalez Age: 18 (becomes 19 in 2020) Current discord account: Chen#0848 Email: Nathaniel.gonzalez1219@gmail.com Email 2: nanotech6100@gmail.com Address: 710 Continental Dr Apt 1, Brownsville, Tx, 78520 School Number: (956)548-7700 School Website: http://www.bisd.us/pace/ Face pic: https://files.catbox.moe/u07iow.png | Mirror: https://archive.md/VnGhX Wants to join the military after high school Owner of Freech.ltd, used to own 32chan (32ch.org) Is a crossdresser, pics: https://files.catbox.moe/ubnfrt.png | Mirror: https://archive.md/HO48W https://files.catbox.moe/8y7xrn.jpg | Mirror: https://archive.md/wip/v24WX https://files.catbox.moe/uynzwa.jpg | Mirror: https://archive.md/wip/VGpmj

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>>61043 >she
>Hey! I'm a 13 year-old entrepreneur! I make Websites and Mobile Apps, draw Bill Murray on money, and invest in stock. Is this a PA request? Is this your schoolyard bully or someshit?
>>61134 The same Avery that tookdown blockchan in gaymergoyim threads is the very same transfurry Avery Burnett Miller that's been pen naming as Esther M. Aronwitz, which registrar took down julay, 9chan, 8chan, and probably gelboooru. The sleuth recalled who&why from an edited wikipedia page they ran against gaymergoyim from allowing the proper truth about an event. Ask a GG if they have page on their freezing website or saved on a hard drive.
Thank you esther. Please don't stop. There's still 8chan.moe, baraag and atf for you to take care of.
where's the smoking gun in all those links?

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Nuka Zeus, wigger injects melanotan to become black Anonymous 05/03/2020 (Sun) 04:32:14 ID: 99a12b No.46951 [Reply]
>>46951 fuck ==G​AMERGATEs==
As based as terry himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buMqbdQVsFU I had some sympathy for him as a lolcow clown until I saw this video. In that video Nuka says black people need to assault whitey's and he will start a fund to get them out of prison scott free. Then he calls for a race war. Hmmm now what other guy do I wonder wanted a race war for his own benefit? Oh thats right, Charles Manson. This other guy had it right when he said Nuka wants to become the king of all blacks so they can do his bidding and take revenge on all the people that bullied him as a child, he confronts him in this debate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbFWfWFbPAo Unfortunately I couldn't find that picture nuka had of himself as a king with black rappers defending him on a throne, and big bootied big titted black women next to him, but they show it in that video.

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Coronachan mod Zunko/Milk livestreamed failed suicide attempt Anonymous 05/30/2020 (Sat) 21:10:12 ID: d81e2d No.58740 [Reply]
One of the REPORT ME mods just tried to anhero himself using a t-shirt noose and livestreamed it on YouTube. Needless to say, he failed. The mod in question is Zunko aka julay (real name Kyle) from Manchester, England. He unironically wishes he were a girl instead and LARPs as Hatsune Miku online.
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>>58740 This has to be a joke
He needs to save up money to become Hatsune Miku, or use a better method for suicide. He looks young, he can probably do HRT. No dick cutting though. https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/492705/crossdress-cosplay-miku-pov-action/ https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8d44384ddc6 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e20c86371cc6
>coronachan is gone noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>hes not even that ugly Lmao what's up with this guy?

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