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Jewroyuki Nichimura Anonymous 02/09/2020 (Sun) 03:34:05 ID: 1bc39c No.31304 [Reply]
HIRO IS A RABID FEMINIST NO REFUNDS, M00TYKINS 4CUCKS ETERNALLY B T F O >https://www.huffingtonpost.jp/entry/story_jp_5e3cb7f5c5b6b70886fd0627 Translation below, tl;dr a few new details on the completely trustworthy 'man' heading the 4um.
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>>31304 Ruh roh raggy
>>58635 Based.
>>31304 god these kinds of chinese people need to lose their dicks and just die.
>>31386 >a fucking roastie feminist from twitter finding this fucking image board HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET HERE!?

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Anonymous 05/31/2020 (Sun) 04:14:35 ID: f2a526 No.58837 [Reply]
Anyone remember the old days of YouTube trolling crews? These were the years when you could produce direct video responses to a specific user, creating dialogues from all these back-and-forth videos. A result of these was the rise of YouTube trolls. With the mass normalization of the internet and the subsequent rise in YouTube's popularity during 2007, people uninitiated with the seedier side didn't really know how to deal with trolls. Trolling was still a foreign concept to most of the internet, so it wasn't hard riling up users thinking YouTube was their safe space. From 2007 to perhaps 2011, Fried Chicken Trolling Crew (FCTC) and Patriotic Nigras rose to infamy, but there were other lesser known trolling crews and even some distinct personalities who gained notoriety for tackling controversial topics while claiming to be independent from any particular group. Most of them have long since become inactive and YouTube's sanitization has effectively salted the earth, but their exploits are still fondly remembered by those who there to witness. Anyone got memories to share?
Didn't most "trolling" retards turn to dramashit when the popularity fell through?
>>59195 yeah, look at redditkur
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>>58837 There WAS a time where trolling on youtube was a golden era of lulz. Before it morphed into some e-drama for wealth and fame, joggers like keemstar used to grief on halo and I ain't gonna lie, some shit was legit funny. Now, everything is just trollshielding or just moralfaggotry. I am legit annoyed when kids play online and scream my eardrums off. Also that little fucking twerp who never bothered to even play the game and just spergs around on multiplayer being the absolute definition of a fucking handicap and a pain in the ass. Children should not be allowed on the internet. I don't fucking care what your counter-argument is. They just shouldn't and should be bullied on sight. in fact of course fam I wouldn't feel bad trolling a kid into busting his computer pretending to be Twitch/Microsoft tech support and telling him to apply glue to his fans and pour butter and salt on his hard drive.

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Think I know where smiley is online Anonymous 05/23/2020 (Sat) 21:09:14 ID: 7262b0 No.56756 [Reply]
Couple a months ago someone was asking where this faggot was. At the time of the thread, I had no clue and was glad he was just gone. Recently though, I have had a sneaking suspicion he and his little tranny crew are shitting up perfectchan with the sudden drama that they would cause. One of the posters got a little triggered with the image: http://perfectchan.org/b/res/9067.html#9075 Just an FYI, the fucking kike is still around, hasn't killed himself, and is still using the internet to shit imb's up.
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He got his board over on 8kun.
literally who?
>>56756 Oh man, why? Why do they have needs to shit up perfectchan. I wasn't there for the last few months and now... what a fucking disappointment. If anyone has contact with prize, please tell him everything what you know.

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Anonymous 09/02/2019 (Mon) 17:25:57 ID: 74b2fd No.5000 [Reply]
Crawling in my skin
These ACNE wounds will not heeeeeeeal
Edited last time by CP/M on 09/02/2019 (Mon) 18:24:39.
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>>7823
That song is fucking gold
Is that bella thorne?
>>5000
Literally who?
She'd look half cute if not for the horrid acne and dumb nose ring.
does she have the big boobs i must know
I want to cum on her face

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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909 [Reply] [Last]
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/
https://www.instagram.com/pstomlinson/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4729556.Patrick_S_Tomlinson
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>>47007 Is this the final BTF­Oing of the nazis?
goyim
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Fatrick's Kiwifarms thread was moved to the public section https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/
he seems kinda based to me

Alt Chan Federation Anonymous 04/19/2020 (Sun) 02:02:46 ID: 00ed24 No.44539 [Reply]
I am a new fag that stumbled onto here, can someone explain the Alt-Chan Federation? I have been hearing about it and it's affect after 8chan got kiked
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>>44561 im not no fucking fed, if i was I would be posting G​AMERGATE dick everywhere
>>44623 This guy shit bis pants and shit his pants and did nothing wrong
I just want to ban their sites from my software working with them. I have neither the time nor much interest in learning the in and outs of all the drama. Is there a current listing of all the domains associated with the Alt-Tranny-Federation, aka, the ATF?
>>55635 nearly all are dead and buried nein and dolphin were kicked out freech, space, nord are offline xchan and 16 left and aca is offline
>>55642 Alright, thanks for that info Anon.

Anonymous 05/15/2020 (Fri) 00:46:44 ID: e6860c No.54548 [Reply]
ppp throwing in the towel? tell me it's not true, Гунтlemen.
sunset yourself
>>54548 Tis true, tis true. His family was doxed and so the fun is over!

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PEEK GAMER GATE: EVERYONE IS LARPING FIGHT ME IRL BRO! VOX DAY SHALL BE RESPECTED 04/23/2020 (Thu) 17:38:43 ID: a519c1 No.45440 [Reply]
THEY DO IF FOR FREE ENTERTAINMENT AND HOT POCKETS https://youtu.be/IbVeT6GgJj4?t=1415 aka: Matvei Daniilovich aka: Matthew McDaniel >Matthew McDaniel is 37 years old and was born on 02/09/1983. Before moving to Matthew's current city of Sand Springs, OK, Matthew lived in Tulsa OK, Wagoner OK and Muskogee OK. Matt Mc Daniel, Matthew R Mcdaniel, Matt Mcdaniel and Matthew Richard Mcdaniel are some of the alias or nicknames that Matthew has used. For work these days, Matthew is a Principal at Matthew Mcdaniel. Background details that you might want to know about Matthew include: ethnicity is Caucasian, whose political affiliation is unknown; and religious views are listed as Christian. Matthew is now married. Other family members and associates include Dennis Mcdaniel, Sarah Mcdaniel, Rhonda Mcdaniel, Rhonda Mcdaniel and Amanda Potts. this cow is very easy julay
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>inb4 ID's >>45450 was meant for >>45443
>>45443 That's Xir's you dumbfuck. Respect the pronounslot! FITE THIS GUY IRL >>45451
>this is what this board has been reduced to
>>45453 >t. faggot who genuinely doesn't respect old fashioned julay once again (You) prove Nu/cow/ is the true cow.
gaymer

Anonymous 10/18/2019 (Fri) 21:12:09 ID: 219720 No.13184 [Reply]
Name: Jackson ??? (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7502787/#7503079, https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7503154/#7503171)
Sex: M
Race: Mixed/Hapa/Asian?
Aliases (in order of use): Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens/desu (is known to change names and trips sometimes, but can easily be identified)
Tripcode: !!/teV8OjOn4u
Voice: https://vocaroo.com/i/s09hqgFVhkoF (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7791887/#7791909)
IP: 74.90.204.185 (is dynamic, most likely outdated)
IP Location and Geolocation: NY, Yonkers, U.S.A.
ISP: Optimum Online
Age: 15 (possibly outdated)
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7388590/#7388600 (often mentions himself being "drunk")
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7555127/#7555131
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7553315/#7555283
Accounts:
-Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVWBsg-AhT9aVvvF5Ue1YQ (http://prntscr.com/np6za4, look in this video's comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVGgHDlLl5I&)[Embed][Embed]

-Reddit account: /u/Charterplex (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7828205/#7828205)
-Discord: lole#3121 (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7828205/#7828205)
-FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/ (first mention: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7587748/#7589019)
-8chan: is the owner of a board called /baaa/ https://8ch.net/baaa/
Miscellaneous:
-Has a diaper and inflation fetish
-Has a fantasy about being put in a diaper by a "mommy kangaroo"

2019-01-07 06:19:35 74.90.199.236 United States, Yonkers
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/71.0.3578.98 Safari/537.36
no referrer ool-4a5ac7ec.dyn.optonline.net Optimum Online
Source: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7260507/#7265355

Confirmations of his face:
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7502787/#7502796
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7503291/#7503305
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8031368/#8031737

Other:
A pedozoo diapershit https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8798397/#q8800136
A pedo diapershit for humans https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8884674/#q8886636
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>>35296 yonkers...
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Joseph Russo Anonymous 05/05/2020 (Tue) 18:30:40 ID: d84155 No.47258 [Reply]
Does anyone know who this guy is? He seems like a shizophrenic who's in love with Julia Roberts and thinks he married her.
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>>47261 SHE LEFT YOU JOE, SHE'S HAPPY NOW. STOP COMPLIMENTING HER HOBBIT FEET ON TWITTER
>>47258 >picking the wrong Roberts to obsess about Cucked by his own mental illness.
>>47263 shefuckedaG​AMERGATE.webm
>>47277 So has Julia.
>>47258 I heard he's on loads of pills.

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