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Still trying to get done with some IRL work, but should be able to update some stuff soon.

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evgenia lichtner Anonymous 06/02/2020 (Tue) 18:18:36 No.59574 [Reply]
thoughts?
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>>59574 >>omega tier actor and fugly without makeup Do you need exposure that bad? Agency not doing their job?
I'd fuck her.
>MZ275147.jpg she looks awful in this particular picture, but I'd still break her in half with my dong.
>>59574 Racist whore
>>65366 You're just jealous that she doesn't want your black micropenis. ;^)

RIP FEDSMOKER Anonymous 02/14/2020 (Fri) 21:53:59 ID: e58d06 No.32036 [Reply]
Only 2 months into the decade and America has already lost one of its greatest heroes
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Rip big guy. I hope some of the clouds in heaven are methamphetamine smoke.
>>32517 They sure are now
>>32036 >not loving dying
>>39660747 I get a big slice at Costco and a lemonade for like $4. It keeps me from eating a whole pizza in one sitting.

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Chris Chan Thread:JULAY.WORLD EDITION Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 00:22:57 ID: 9e34de No.10276 [Reply]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARBRA WESTON CHANDLER U R TRULY A ELEGANT WOMYN
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>>18831
Is he fucking her?
>>19024
He has incest fantasies so I wouldn’t be surprised
>>19095
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't.
>>19024 Probably
>>19024 Judging by Chris' sexual deviancy over the years I want to say yes, probably. However hes always been stupid enough to leak that kind of private embarrassing information so who can say for sure?

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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>>64340 very cool sam
>>62704 lol, what a baby
>>64340 what happened to 9chan?
>>65298 It was taken down by Josh due to FBI threats but, it's up now. https://9chan.tw/
>>65369 it was down cause he didn't want to host it anymore with all the CP spam on it so he gave it to someone else, it is back up cause another person is now hosting it

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Tauren thread Anonymous 09/27/2019 (Fri) 11:30:05 ID: b9b163 No.9328 [Reply]
enjoy brudders
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>>9944
Shame Blizzard doesn't let Horde and Alliance players talk. What could be better than PVPing these goofballs and then calling them "liberal pussies" while /dance-ing over their dead bodies.
Im glad that muh guild is not filled with those sort of cucks. The first uppity GAMERGATE that complained got kicked.
>>10118 Nice

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Anonymous 01/30/2020 (Thu) 21:11:06 ID: 2c1776 No.29934 [Reply]
>he no longer can afford to host most videos and images So when is Joshua Coomer Moon running out of money? What happened, did the paypigs stop donating crypto to him in exchange for taking down their pages or stalking literal who ecelebs or did some Ukranian rebels stole all his shit?
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>>46909 Well his plan was to just fuck off and do freelance coding work if KF proved unprofitable. He's already changed his name (first parts James) and was already prepared to drop everything and move on. Sadly, it seems e-begging worked out for him and by yelling loudly about how free speech will totally die unless they get the server via shirt sales and brave donations, he's been able to move up into the black. Yeah if he ever talks about closing something down then he's just pissy its not working out for him in the short term.
>>29934 fuck Joshua Coomer
>>42671 Sauce?
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https://pastebin.com/dWqrJQhn null's mod team is crashing down during his "vacation"
>>63990 >September 2019 C'mon man.

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Restream/Guntstream/B-movies Anonymous 08/06/2019 (Tue) 05:15:19 ID: 674e5c No.135 [Reply]
Since 8ch is down and access to /bmovie/ went with it I'm opening a thread to keep anons up to date on restream happenings. Was late tonight but streams should continue at the usual time with movies afterwards until Robi returns. I'll try to post here if I can't make it for whatever reason. I'll also be posting archives here. Will update thread when I catch up haven't uploaded any in the last four days.

Feel free to suggest any movies you'd like to see for pre/post streams.
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Alright, final upload for the day, pretty sure we're all caught up now.
>8-14-19
>jcaesar187 reads the news and still manages to go over time somehow
https://mega.nz/#!zgsT3CKR!-sVoRXRx_R45bAzTnXAdvLrg_UDbPXXTNLlZDB4W5IY
>9-2-19
The GamerGate 2.0 stream with Zoe's ex boyfriend. This one is too hot for dlive and jcaesar187 is too afraid to leave up an unedited archive due to multiple uses of the word Nigger, advocating for mass shootings and blatant antisemitism. An alog called in and made a fool of himself. Archived for your clipping pleasure.
https://mega.nz/#!wQlGSAyS!7PRGH2nQ8VN_XuLvBeNAHLNXZYeu3jpsWvv6Er-tiOA
Slowly catching up on the backlog.
>8-30-19
>Funimation Rocked, Cuck Ray Gun Backs #KickVic, Jack Dorsey Hacked, + More
https://mega.nz/#!ilEBjK5a!CZtPQ7WtUtCvHxNtlY6bZPRywBZ7Vv0Ax29EVnW3jIY
AUGUST 26
>Metokur Leaves YouTube, Allsup Banned, + Memphis Monday
https://mega.nz/#!e8MDHaTb!vcyZ77TakPArKmkhSvs8tT8CBmhw3D4GlYxh7II_7cM
September 5
>Vice 8chan Doc Cringe, Contrapoints Flees Twitter, Onision a Pedo?, BPS Live, + More
https://mega.nz/#!Pxc32QDK!eUA7hgBmt-mWy6Dg74geSKMOQE_5NUO4ze7-zLKItvY
Gunstream plays shit

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Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
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>muh a-log
no better than k1wi farms lmao
It's that time of year again! Cuckchan's /r9k/ have threads up begging each other to buy them anime trinkets and dragon dildos. Last year some /cow/boys destroyed it by "grinching" lists.

>How to grinch
>Go to wishlist
>Select "purchased this item else where" under each item
>Click okay to each one
>???
>Profit!

This year they made a google document with all the links for easy grinching!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SbsUxb5HoFBlan00vJt1_83Ok7ctQYbZPSI0TC0Vrhg/edit?usp=sharing

Remember to post your virgin with rage tears.
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>>20880
Note that this links to 8channel, nanotranny's website, use with caution and extreme protection.
Alog bro

Anonymous 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:46:00 ID: 4d2600 No.39633 [Reply]
Why is this sperg posted on every image board i go on
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>>39695 actually, that's not what i do i don't fuck rabbits i don't say autistic shit i don't insert myself into everything analockman is not me We are both different from each other.
Don't know,don't care, ignore that fag and never reply to whom ever is posting with his namfaggotry.
>>39633 that's chijo
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>>47027 yonkers...
>>47027 how tf did you find your way here?

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Michael Jay Hirtes of Council Bluffs, Iowa Anonymous 06/12/2020 (Fri) 07:42:48 ID: 17b27e No.61911 [Reply]
Does Hirtes still stop by to cry here?

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