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CoomGte / Shillgate A nice way to start off 2020 Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 01:05:48 ID: b30b4a No.26320 [Reply] [Last]
Thread about shills from the official coomer server /troomer/ wayne lambright server, and their reach across the chans, and they're shilling operations. connected with multiple glows, confirmed israeli military presence and other shill ops across the chans `More research is needed`
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>>30413 >t.Discord spic
>>30408 >implying the people in the pic aren't people who jumped on the coomer bandwagon rather than start it
>>26813 >the coomer meme is unironically one of the best to come out of 2019 Nah.
If you wanna create drama and internet wars, get off discord, go play some free MMO. >>26655 youtu.be is google's own link shortner, idiot. >>26813 OP sure is a butthurt skitz. I hope you're not defending any feels guy copycats. The fact that Robi uses one on his GitLab makes me suspicious of him. >>26835 They've already killed themselves, spend your time elsewhere. Maybe prevent kids from ending up like this. >>27244 >enjoy oomer >not discord tranny mark-tier hand-waving
>>26813 >Even tho it's yet another wojak, it's good at triggering people, and it has some truth to it In more honest words, you're willing to put up with the most stale, unoriginal, and insufferable trends as long as they tickle your ideological fancies, and you use "lololololol u mad" as a way to cope with everyone around you being disgusted by your shit taste and calling you a tard.

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The entirety of /tv/ is lolcow Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 21:54:29 ID: 288dd0 No.15436 [Reply] [Last]
All they do is talk about capeshit, 4chan memes or jewtube ecelebs and jewtube videos.

Insult their precious capeshit, Jokershit, or jewtube shit and the tranny vol3 or Gayhoole will delete your posts, no fun allowed only cuckthink allowed.

Constantly projecting they are patrician yet constantly disproving their assertions by being bing bing, zoomer capetards that discuss every single capeshit movie with an online marketing scheme to soyboys.
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Without me, /tv/ is dead.
>>31718 I liked your thread where you sing in a car >>>/tv/64471
>>31735 I didn't made that thread.
>>31798 Zach is el pueblo confirmed
>>31835 El pueblo?

Trolling virgins and losers e-begging Anonymous 11/29/2019 (Fri) 13:51:08 ID: 74a275 No.20557 [Reply]
It's that time of year again! Cuckchan's /r9k/ have threads up begging each other to buy them anime trinkets and dragon dildos. Last year some /cow/boys destroyed it by "grinching" lists.

>How to grinch
>Go to wishlist
>Select "purchased this item else where" under each item
>Click okay to each one
>???
>Profit!

This year they made a google document with all the links for easy grinching!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SbsUxb5HoFBlan00vJt1_83Ok7ctQYbZPSI0TC0Vrhg/edit?usp=sharing

Remember to post your virgin with rage tears.
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>>20786
>4th pic
Any one want to stir the shit? Some anon there is claiming he's grinching lists but buying one item. It's got them on edge and you can shit post them into a tantrum.
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Is this one of you running a scam?
>trolling virgins
That's what I, Zach do all the time by merely asserting my dominance and the fact that Watson has been a film star for 2 decades and has 100 million in the bank.
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>>20557 trannies dont deserve life. thankfully they suicide

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Sarah Jacobson/ therobotspa/ truemoodproductions Anonymous 12/26/2019 (Thu) 00:54:11 ID: 8f4fc7 No.24549 [Reply]
Sarah is a 22 year old, NEET in the barest sense of the word, nonbinary "youtuber". She makes vlogs that are rip offs of other equally shit youtubers, like shane dawson and jenna marbles, and calls them original. She feels the need to grab a fucking camera when leaving the house, bickers that's the most action packed part of her week. She brings toys that literally nobody remembers out with her in public, just begging for that sweet attention. While already wasting precious cyberjulay with her low effort videos, she makes a comic featuring a gay, underage, interracial relationship called Secrets At Blackpoint. Any comment that isn't patting her ass or sucking her dick is considered "toxic" to her fanbase, and she goes on to REEEEEEE about it on her echo chamber of a twitter. Apparently, blocking all the haters is an accomplishment to her, and her merry band of spergs of a community. Then again, when one is as massive of a vagina as her, things like this matter. Any negative comments are attacked by her army of equally retarded and incompetent 12 year old fans. When you close yourself off in a bubble, with nothing but trash youtube, and kids as interaction, she has no understanding as to how the real world works, so imaginary internet points are important to her. She tries her hardest to stay relevant by hopping along with now dead trends, such as 80's, vaporwave, lo-fi, and kidcore. bickers mommy and daddy stopped giving her handouts, she also spends a great portion of her time e-begging over paypal and patreon. She now lives in a 10x12 room with her dad, and her brainless mongrel of a rabbit. Wowee, look at how successful her job has gotten her. Living the dream, am I right? Point is, I think we have a potential fat heifer ready for julaying. At this point in time, she is being harassed by a teenager on her webcomic, and without any moderation abilities (shitty website is shit), completely loses her cool online. It's pretty funny. fujoshi's wet dream of a comic https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/secrets-at-blackpoint/list?title_no=178572 <-- this one is especially fun to fuck with, bickers you can make a burner account with 10 minute email, and wreak havoc. https://tapas.io/series/Secrets-at-Blackpoint youtube https://youtube.com/channel/UCZDZIusEK0zghLUGPuODDTA e begging accounts

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Did she refuse to send you feet pics or somthin?
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she's wiccan now. Careful fellas, she might put a hex on us >>30931 hah no, but you'd think feet pics would be more profitable than youtube
>>24551 My man, how does this character look “underage”? >That is the oldest trick in the book, saying an underage character is 18 just to get people off of their ass. shut up
>>36436 >she's wiccan now. Careful fellas, she might put a hex on us OH SHI— That looks like a sigil next to the book there.
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>>36436 >>38985 Update. She found trash on the ground, and decided that it's got baaaaaaaad vibes maaaaan

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Anonymous 02/23/2020 (Sun) 23:23:22 ID: 13aac3 No.35628 [Reply]
Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek
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There is a second thread, and yet there is still no funny. Where's the funny?
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>>35632 >but don't shoot people <don't fucking test me RISE, SIEGE PATRICK
NYPA G​AMERGATE
>>39177 >can't dodge filters Fuck off nerd.
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>>39178 >dodging filters NIGGERFAGGOT

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chen2 Anonymous 10/24/2019 (Thu) 02:19:42 ID: c56dba No.14378 [Reply]
chen2 is a live posting image board made up of users who think magic is real and have an obsession with transexual escorts. They spend all day chatting to each other like a chat room and ban any one they disagree with.
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>>20725
Then why does it have someone telling you to go to some russian site?
>>20737
well, go
>>20737
Probably a desperate attempt to flee the spam.
That russian board is locked right now anyway.
>>20832
They had the Russian bunker before and threw a shit fit when one of them leaked it.

The True Lolcow Showdown PissDrizzle#Ic7/rT 09/19/2019 (Thu) 01:34:52 ID: 455f5a No.7825 [Reply]
This saturday at 5pm EST I, PissDrizzle of /cowrevolt/ will face off and defeat JEWS of NAZI/COW/ in honorable loli combat to prove who is the true lolcow and greatest gamer, for the prize of getting to deface the others board.
It will be streamed by a guy called Bill Cooper on the Guntstream, the games will be some Twinkly shooter game, KoF and Puzzle Bobble 2.
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Match has been rescheduled for the same time next week.
MATCH POSTPONED UNTIL NEXT WEEK BECAUSE JEVVS WAS TOO SCARED HE WOULD GET OWNED EPIC STYLE
GAMERGATE WINS AGAIN
>>8426
What!? WTF, I have popcorn and beer and shit ready.
WERE GOING LIVE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES ON THE GUNTSTREAM
where's pissdrizzle at these days? Gahoole wants to be able to say nіgger without the gay ass wordfilter

Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
This is a (hopefully temporary) bunker until the 8chan dust settles. This is a meta thread. Post about anything you need here.

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Current frontend code: https://gitlab.com/alogware/xanderlynx
Backend is vanilla Lynxchan 2.2 at the moment.

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2. There is no second rule really just don't break US laws
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they take away my right to bear firearms, they take away my right to legal prostitution.. I have no qualms regarding barreling
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>>10692 Yes Anon. They are simply taking off to bring communism to the Moon! They are fine
The absolute state of cuckchan /v/eddit http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/543832061#p543833271 Paypiggies and wishing to ecelebs to be their friends. Paying superchat to "troll" people and helping e-celebs to raise.
Ashton and Toad McKinley have been really lazy with the catoy coverage and the Pat allegations. Not nearly as hard on him as they were on the Гунт.
>>98160 he lost his mojo after Daddy Gym interview and the kiwis started to pay attention to him

Nate Brown/Nate the Chipmunk/Nathan Brown/WSLCaptainNate Anonymous 12/13/2019 (Fri) 06:23:09 ID: e6cf4f No.23065 [Reply]
Oh boy, you guys will fucking love this one.

>lolcow I came across on twitter
>eRPs in the Sonic/Alvin fandoms
>obsessed with organs and guns
>believes he is the apex of masculinity and that women are below him
>kicked off deviantart, is literally an autistic furry pedo stalker
>see image dump for more lulz
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>>23066
He also looks exactly how you think he would look
>>23067
>wearing shoes with no socks
That alone is bad enough.
>satAM fag
>chipmunk fag
Sonmanic 2.0?
>>23065 e begger
This is the problem created when a society doesn't use mental institutions anymore.

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/cow/ for the Infinity Cup 2020! Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 22:52:19 ID: f2839b No.22426 [Reply]
Hey lads.
We are currently streaming the group phase of the current year's 8chanCup (or as it's more properly known as the Infinity Cup) but due to the exodus and 8ch hiccups we've lost a few teams whose boards never really recovered.
We're wondering if you guys are still interested in it, bickers in that case you may want to go to the wiki, edit some stuff out for the team and apply to join the next one!

All you need to do is create a wiki entry of your own team over at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page (use the layout of other teams as a preset), coming up with members/players that represent your board's culture and in-jokes, create a proper emblem and jersey combo and optionally choose strategies, skills and exportable 3d models using the rules set up at http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Rules and we'll make sure to consider your application for the future pot.
I should mention that we would also really appreciate if you came over to our cup's stream at https://cytu.be/r/8cup to spectate what the cup's really all about and to propose your own ideas to make it even better.
See you on the field!
>>22426 ==f o r k o f f--

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