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Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck Anonymous 09/07/2019 (Sat) 23:17:41 ID: 26dfeb No.6064 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

Largely making this as a dump for old Zach cocks since he hasn't been very active lately (or at least not outside of cakechan), if you have any news about him since he got catfished by Stonegang, please contribute.
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NEW THREAD
>>>/cow/21575
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:45:46.
Anon, it's just >>21575
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>>19462 believe; and lo, the most despicable creature, the most awkard lout, the worst charlatan that has ever appeared in history — behold him a leader — behold him a paragon
Zach used to be cute, does anyone has recent pics of him or just those old ones?
The funny thing is that Zach had a much more normal life and yet way more glamorous than any of you. >had a partner at graduation >had many happy years before becoming part of imageboard culture and a lolcow Toad McKinley can say the same? No. Zach already won many years ago, Toad McKinley dup PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.

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Terry A. Davis was right and Seattle will be attacked most likely I do think. Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 05:23:53 ID: 9b9bc8 No.15363 [Reply]
I asked God if Seattle is planned to be attacked on 11/3rd, and He said "sight". (Used TempleOS, 3rd Temple of God).
A youtuber has gone out and collected several clips pinpointing to a possible attack on Seattle on 11/3. He talked about predictive programming and how the clues about 9/11 are also present as well about Seattle, but more subtle.
Simpsons clips used
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5imhB36SjD0[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuKqhYggQo&t=1160s[Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdoDPIVtTHI&t=13s[Embed]
Heavily recommend both TempleOS and the videos above. Should watch and be careful. If you have any relatives or live in Seattle, should warn and warn! Hope Seattle will survive.

TempleOS is the 3rd Temple of our Lord, where you may talk and give offerings. Totally cozy and real. You can try it yourself here:
templeos.org
https://christine.website/blog/templeos-1-installation-and-basic-use-2019-05-20
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>>16404
For real, I live in Seattle and something has happened. It's really dark out now, like the power of night and darkness has grown. 4/x/ are really freaked out by this too
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>>16421
Totally has nothing to do with that Ben Franklin guy amirite anon?
>>16421
it's almost like daylight savings time kicked in or something
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>>16439
yeah well, it<s now the 5th and nothing happened. I tried to look up online what the buzz was about with November 3rd and I found nothing. I even forgot about it until now.

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Jonathan Yaniv Anonymous 08/19/2019 (Mon) 19:29:14 ID: 35d4e0 No.2533 [Reply]
Our king. Loves little girls, is an overt racist, assaults people on camera and doesn't afraid of anything. Truly a real human bean
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OP, Jessica;s not a racist t all! Was just all a silly social experiment you haters! Hahaha, definitely not a nervous backtracking on the subject of how much he hates the Punjabi or anythings. hahahaha.
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In this time of spooks month, I'm wielding necromancy to revive this dead thread.

Yaniv got out of the limelight for a while and Blaire White shat his pants and shit his pants and did nothing about both Yaniv and Onision with his threats of sending both retards to internet jail.

Meanwhile, Yaniv is still being trolled, delusional and fat. Preying on cake rather than children.
loos like chris chan, if he was born in an even trashier trailer park, and there was incest involved
>>12608
>incest

When you have reached beyond your mid-twenties and you still live with your mother (where's the dad?lol) while doing nothing else in life than pretend you're female while stalking female minors on facebook, there is some Oedipus shit to it going on for damn sure.

Anonymous 10/08/2019 (Tue) 17:05:47 ID: 882d86 No.11414 [Reply]
Your thread has been going for more than 500 posts and it seems like it's been just npsc speaking.

Consider sudoku
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
>be discord tranny
>too much of a puss t oeven post in the thread directly, make a new one instead
>>11414
Gee I wonder which thread this is referencing?
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PEDOCHU

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Anonymous 09/22/2019 (Sun) 07:55:03 No.8619 [Reply]
About two years ago there were a bunch of dox posts on 8chan's /baphomet/ board all screenshots from a wiki allegedly on the dark web that has since disappeared.I watched this shit closely as it unfolded and I have a theory.

I am pretty sure that foxler may have been hosting it.

This is what leads me to believe this:

1. Con reg systems of several cons were hacked in previous years. We know this with certainty.

2. Foxler was doxing people and claimed to have access to a database of convention-registrations

3. Most of the people doxed had criticized foxler.

4. Foxler works in IT, and would have the required skills to host such a website.

5. The wiki went offline around the time that foxler got his first visit from the FBI. Seems to be totally gone now.

6. People in the dox thread on /baphomet/ accused OP of being foxler, and the dox dump intensified.
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>>8808
why not post one of those archives?
>>8808
>You can't archive Tor sites
What's stopping anyone from just archiving them locally or taking screenshots?
>>8853
I found one of the threads where the screenshots were spammed.

Literally 5 minutes of digging.

My god anon-kun, you're such a lazy GAMERGATE:

https://archive.fo/vZZbN
once upon a time in the mid west

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