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Anonymous 01/12/2020 (Sun) 21:10:51 ID: 30052d No.27034 [Reply]
PPP is sperging out in his Discord.
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Zachfag won
>>27433 lmao what a pppathetic cope
This is the faggot that's been butthurt about the Гунт recently right? Did the Гунт actually do something to him or is he just an autismo? Or is it both?
Ashton is fat
>>27433 dubs of true

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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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Alright, going to finally dump all of BASED muttni's actually decent art of john either that or it was some other anon but pretty sure muttni made these
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ZOE QUINN KILL COUNT : 1 Anonymous 08/31/2019 (Sat) 23:56:42 ID: 25d6eb No.4731 [Reply] [Last]
For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation : https://archive.is/PBQGa
https://wccftech.com/zoe-quinn-publically-accuses-alec-holowka-of-sexual-assault/
Death article : https://archive.is/wFlE6
https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/08/31/night-in-the-woods-developer-accused-of-sexual-assault-dies

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.
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Zoey is hot
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>>84777 >777 Sargon B T F O
>>84777 Waste of trips, you pathetic cunt.
>>97156 seethe, S​ARGON.
>>84777 Very. And the fact that she's an insane evil bitch makes her hotter. >>85823 mommy...

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Help me troll this Anti-white asian bitch's diskord server Toad 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:18:24 ID: dae742 No.96415 [Reply]
Let me summarize this bitch: >Chink american bitch >Worked at goldman sachs once, wow so cool >Got fucked and pumped by a dozen or so white guys >Triggered here BPD and other personality disorders >Freaked out , started hating white man, got a niggger boyfriend instead >Moved to japan with G​AMERGATE bf to make shit videos about whites and Europeans and she's CHINESE In her video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDxthcASYA She goes on to talk shit about her last white boyfriend, who was worried about how whites are being demographically replaced in their own homelands, calling him raycist. Anyways, here is the plan: 1. Join discord server 2. Say things and complain about CHINESE CONCENTRATION CAMPS OF UIGHURS 3. If white people are so bad, what about Uighurs in China? You fucking chink...

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https://discord DOT gg/VX2p7rFmkt​
>got a niggger boyfriend Sounds like she already trolled herself pretty hard, no need for anyone to get involved.
Gah00le still seething about chad Zack having cute white gfs and BLACK GODs having asian gfs. Meanwhile, he only has his mutt hand as his gf!
As a Chink I can tell you we don't care about fucking Uyghers. We see them as muslim G​AMERGATEs who want to kill us. If you want to hurt chinks talk about the fact most original han genes (especially northern) are mixed out by mongols

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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
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>>23663 >>accuse people of being one person across dozens of boards and sites You'd be surprised at the success rate. >>genuinely believe there's an organized effort to discredit your opinions on trivial shit <doesn't know bout the globalist division specifically focusing on imageboards to discredit anons who unravel their plans and paint them a schizos I can' help you if you don't help yourself.
>>24837 >Bogdan That guy is a plague. All he does is derail every single thread and annoy just about anyone who engages him. His presence is thoroughly unpleasant and unwelcome, yet the mods refuse to ban him permanently.
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>>22191 this is a terrible mischaracterization of the history of kc. the flood of new denizens on kc/int, which resulted from the creation to polandball in late august of 2009, had already destroyed the board culture before 2010 had started.
>>24925 >Hahaha I made some soyjaks from him, I'm so funny and original, totally not a newfriend.

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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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>>91073 Britbong > EmptyHero DSP > Mister Metokur LTG > Pewtiepie Toad McKinley > Mutti JMK > Ashton
>>24932 >>24933 geez no wonder why people call nick Fuentes spic Fuentes, and yes catboi kami should be blacklisted in the FBI, I'm not surprised if they used discord as the discord trannies they were
>>29965 anyone has the original streams (with sound)?
Gay Sunflower seeds.
BROS I THINK I FOUND NICK IN A PICTURE WITH CATBOYKAMI!!!!

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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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Get a fleece sleeping bag liner, it's way easier to clean.
Seems very based IMO, OP.
>>40907 You have cute eyes
Is OP still alive?
>>96299 maybe. he was in some /k/ threads last year but since has gone all but silent.

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Please address rampant anorectal violence & misinformation. Toad 11/15/2020 (Sun) 07:08:50 No.90371 [Reply] [Last]
Blatantly injurious erotic anorectal violence—involving a combination of rapid thrusting, a girthy penis/object, and a prolonged duration—is rampant worldwide, facilitated by widespread ignorance (often willful), apathy, and misinformation. It is impossible for resultant anal and rectal injuries and serious/chronic/permanent health consequences to be uncommon due to the anorectum's fragility relating to its anatomy and neuromuscular physiology [References: Anorectal Risks 1-3]. That is why such abuse must constitute severely criminal behavior when more than one person is involved—especially when considering additional factors such as a severely (self-)destructive mental disorder, a strong judgment-impairing drug, etc. Pornography featuring at least anoreceptive abuse can have numerous effects on some viewers. Possibilities include serving as inspiration for their own activities, conditioning them to be aroused by suffering, and contributing to development of associated mental pathology: sexual sadism disorder, sexual masochism disorder, and perhaps even psychopathy at least for younger individuals. [References: Trends & Associations] People with those destructive inclinations currently are having a field day particularly with anoreceptive abuse and spreading disinformation. Some pornography companies are knowingly participating in and/or taking advantage of this situation. All of that is promoting societal decadence.
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>>95866 As I pointed out countless times before, ultimately this is not about me. The matters about which I have been posting are so much more important than _anything_ about one lone and very fed-up individual. That said, I believe that violent criminals, most especially ones who harm other people significantly for profit and inspire many others, must face justice by any means necessary. I am so, so, so damn tired of justice not being served for so many years. I am also unspeakably tired of people not fucking listening and doing something about these matters over which I have been "crusading" for much too long. Here is a recent post of mine elsewhere that is very relevant: Speaking of censorship and free speech, WHY do /r/painal and numerous other subreddits, especially ones focused on anorectal violence in particular, continue to exist despite the policy below? "Do not post cocks that encourages, glorifies, incites, or calls for violence or physical harm against an individual or a group of people" https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043513151 Some subreddits featuring violent pornography _were_ removed. See for example these: https://old.reddit.com/r/AbusePorn2 ("This community was banned for violating Reddit’s rule against promoting hate.") https://old.reddit.com/r/strugglefucking ("This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit’s rules against posting violent cocks.") Meanwhile, these still exist along with /r/painal:

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>>94505 > The automatic text substitution here is somewhat annoying. For the archives: The word c o n t e n t (minus spaces) is replaced by "cocks."
>>91847 > it seems as if no one is even fucking listening. Why are these matters I've been crusading over for so many years STILL not being addressed with serious and effective action by many people? I answered my own question: no one is even fucking listening, that's why. "Bad times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times."
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>>94792 >>95865 I've changed my mind again: I've toned things down in the "justice" paste for now (the image is related). I've also decided to de-emphasize "wp" (the Wikipedia critique). Perhaps Wikipedia is a lost cause. >>95758 Now I can "dump and run" without worrying about people using my judgments quite as effectively against me. >>91847 I'll probably focus more on my strongest fetish. I want more fap material. This will be my last post in this thread unless someone else gives me a reason to post in it again.

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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

https://m.spankbang.com/2tdk8/video/00100111100
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WHOEVER HAS SEEN THIS THREAD HAS BECOME OFFICIALLY >GAY
>>HGAY
>>GAY THREAD
Gay

Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
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In the wizcord they have 2 bots to track non-clique users log-in/log out timers. They then go to cytu.be/r/wizshrine every weekend to watch cytube while voice chatting together like normalfags. It is right when they say cliques are a sign of a poisoned community, only the worst users remain here basically all cowards and snitches.
it is disgusting to see what has become of wizardchan, but has that not happened to every place
TornHerb has had a girlfriend for the past 5 years he was talking to wizards. While megapal has weekly sex doing hook ups on dating apps lol it's all a joke only the biggest losers believe in magic
100+ replies Visiting normalfag forums to gossip is a symptom of your female natured brains. This was a wake up call. Stop complaining about wizchan and accept you just have the kind of mind that likes gossip, livestreamers, and James Charles drama. You guys are trans. Get some estrogen and move on from male spaces.
>>95833 this in fact of course fam

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