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TIME IS RUNNING OUT Toad 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:05:37 ID: e16c2f No.95797 [Reply]
TIME IS RUNNING OUT TO VOTE IN THE ANNUAL TVCHAN AWARDS!! https://tvch.moe/japan/res/139148.html Ballots close at MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME ON THE 18th. CEREMONY IS ON JANNYTEENTH (Jan 19) AT 7 CENTRAL TIME

monkeyman 01/10/2021 (Sun) 16:51:27 ID: c59228 No.95348 [Reply]
text her penis pix
Why? If "she" wanted to see a penis "she" could just look at "her" own.

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:46:26.
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>>88221 Zach owns his house in Stratford, not his parents.
>>89332 sure thing, hapa
>>89402 I'm going to find you and kill you.
>>89417 Flopson has no career!
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StephenLynx Pornhub videos Sergio A. Vianna (StephenLynx) 09/18/2019 (Wed) 22:36:09 No.7595 [Reply] [Last]
Hi, my name is Sergio A. Vianna and I'm from Petrópolis, Brazil. I'm known online as StephenLynx and I'm the developer of the imageboard software LynxChan.
I'm also a filthy degenerate faggot who made porn videos and uploaded them to Pornhub. However recently (out of fear for bad PR) I have deleted my Pornhub profile. Thankfully all my uploaded videos are still live though. I have also downloaded them and uploaded them into a MEGA.nz folder archive. Please enjoy please.

Cumming a little: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8eeb564ec9
Daily buttplug training close up: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd08b3ca8435
Having a cuppa: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd39aafa48d2
Riding new toya: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd4b92d73640
Self bondate: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd0fd28e9a0d
Training deepthroating: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd8ccdc71036
Trying new cock cage: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bda726f26609
Using my buttplug and crossdressing (made for the now defunct imageboard Mewch.net): https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bcfc68cd39cc
WE HD NAO :3: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd24ed64e91b
#YESHIM: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bd65ad477c25

Link to the MEGA.nz archive: https://mega.nz/#F!pqhgVABK!rgSaCw2R49bScdIyYS7pYg
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tranny bad
Sérgio got the videos removed on MEGA. What a faggot. Oh well, the PornHub links still work.
>>7595 >that fucking profile pic since when does Stephenlynx looks alot like one of the classmates in my highschool?

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Enema Flopson Anonymous 03/09/2020 (Mon) 18:56:24 ID: 497fbc No.39778 [Reply] [Last]
This may not seem like your typical lolcow, but believe me, she is. Everything started when little Emma was a kid and she was cast to be in what would become known as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, Harry Potter. Like most of you probably know by now, she was picked so that executives could bust some nuts ( https://archive.is/BG2zv ). However, soon enough she convinced herself she was an actual actress. Fast forward to 2011. The dullest franchise was over and no one considered her a serious actress so she knew she had to do what she could do best. Enter Harvey Weinstein, boom, HARVESTED. She lands a role in My Week with Marilyn, a movie she thought could give her a career path. And it was not due to lack of Harvey trying, he went as far as to tell the world that "now you see her as a woman", an obvious wink to his fellow producers wanting to treat themselves to somewhat fresh meat ( https://archive.is/Bl6RX ). But the only thing she got after that was a role in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a pretentious movie so dull it rivals the least dull Harry Potter entries. Desperate, she turns to Sofia Coppola, who makes her play the bimbo in The Bling Ring. Watson is a natural at playing a dumb slut, but sadly for her it would be the first of the many times she would prove she is unable to do a convincing American accent. Judd Apahack was her next stop. This time, she played herself in This is the End, a movie where she gets paranoid about the other celebs like Seth Rogen, Dave Franco or Jonah Hill wanting to rape her. As if anyone would want to, other than pedos who saw her in the dullest franchise. bickers she still couldn't get any decent roles, she went to Darren Aronofsky to be in his headcanon version of Noah's story from the Bible. The movie was a disaster and her performance is often compared to Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Flopson is simply unable to convincingly emote, and her cries seemed like she was trying to hold back laughter. This wasn't the first time this problem was evident. There's an infamous picture from 2011 where she's with Emma Stone and it's painfully obvious she's forcing a smile. It was around this time that she started being an obnoxious feminist and decided to become the UN's mouthpiece to lecture the world on feminism. To make matters worse, Flopson's smug, out-of-touch brand of feminism has earned her the scorn of other women in a similar position in the entertainment industry who also describe themselves as feminists like Maisie Williams, who called it out as "first world feminism" and said the things Flopson speaks about "don't bother her", being aware that women in the first world aren't really treated unfairly bickers of their sex( https://archive.is/FI9ed ). Still unable to find anything worth being in, she takes a role in the latest German guilt propaganda film, Colonia. It was so terrible that when they showed it in her home country, Great Britain, it made a measly £47 ( https://archive.is/44G44 ). This movie is the one that cemented her reputation as box office poison. Colonia flopped so hard it the slamming was heard across the globe, and once again Flopson was out of a job so she went back to daddy Harvey to get another role that could enable her to try again. After some kosher loads, she was cast on Regression. It was a commercial flop that barely made its budget back and a critical flop too. But daddy Harvey takes care of his harvested roasties, and that's how she now had a chance. La La Land was in pre-production and she was cast in it alongside Ryan Gosling. This was her shot at winning an Oscar! Sadly for her, when he found out she had been casted he dropped the role and they got Miles Teller instead. She was dropped bickers she was too demanding and they realized she didn't have what the role required (talent) so they got Emma Stone ( https://archive.is/uT73Y ). Now that Stone was in the cast, Gosling came back and Teller was dropped. Much to Flopson's dismay, Emma Stone won an Oscar for her performance on it. While Stone was earning her Oscar on La La Land, Flopson was raping the legacy of Beauty and the Beast. As if butchering accents wasn't enough, now she decided she was qualified to sing. And every song she "sang" needed to be heavily autotuned, yielding a robot voice as a result. She also couldn't keep her mouth shut and kept saying things that hurt the profits. Her poison wasn't enough to overpower the nostalgia bait ( https://archive.is/RreUl ) for the box office to fail, but it was certainly enough to make toys unsellable. You can see the literal mountains of Beauty and the Beast toys in the attached video. Thousands of Belle dolls were crushed bickers they couldn't be sold. Her decision to go with the Disney flick was a blessing for Damien Chazelle, who would have earned the loathing of thousands instead of praise for La La Land, were Flopson to perform in it undubbed. It has been speculated that Beauty and the Beast could have grossed twice as much had they cast a lead who was able to hit any notes at all. Her diva approach to work basically had her blacklisted ( https://archive.is/MmpEv ) so she could only get to be in a dystopian movie with Tom Hanks and her beloved bull John Boyega. It was a commercial and critical flop. She was out of a job for two years ( https://archive.is/3pfP9 ) causing her to develop a coke addiction and finally got her fellow activist Greta to cast her ( https://archive.is/7haOz ) in her feminist adaptation of Little Women after Emma Stone dropped the role knowing the script was a dumpster fire, baiting Flopson into thinking it had potential ( https://archive.is/l5Wo6 ). In the beginning, she was billed first. Later, as Greta realized what a mistake it would be she bumped her to second place and the lead became Oscar winner Saoirse Ronan. Once again she had to play an American character and her atrocious accent ruined everything. Even the Australian actress Eliza Scanlen, the literal who from Sharp Objects upstaged her. Florence Pugh and Saoirse Ronan did as well, as expected, and got a lot of awards buzz. Emma was again struggling and her coke addiction ( https://archive.is/yG6aX ) spiraled out of control as she couldn't cope with the situation, which adds to her femcel status, or "self-partnered" as she calls it ( https://archive.is/ybWBt , vid related too) as men quickly drop her if they're foolish enough to date her for a while bickers of her being so unlikeable in person and having these delusions of being a good actress/singer that make her unbearable to have around, literally no man can stand her after a while ( https://archive.is/e00Lp ). She was conspicuously absent from the movie's press tour ( https://archive.is/gmoQs ). She nearly died from a cocaine overdose as her coworkers toured promoting the film, and ended up in rehab. The pictures speak for themselves, you don't end up like that without a serious drug addiction. I predict a lethal OD soon.
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>>83008 >404 Error: not found
>>86019 I got you fam
>>86062 wtf its loli, bro
>>86066 well yeah hermione was a loli in sorcerer's stone and that was emma watson at her peak tbһ

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>69424 Never forget.
Was Ashens part of the site?
>>70797 I think so.
>>70797 I'm not sure about Ashens, but I do know Guru Larry was part of TGWTG for a bit
BIG

Toad 01/02/2021 (Sat) 08:29:49 ID: a5bf65 No.94756 [Reply]
HAPPY NEW YEARS FELLAS!!!
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>jole (or jole poster) is here too For fuck's sake, man. Happy New Year to you too I suppose.

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Toad 01/01/2021 (Fri) 07:35:47 ID: 8395c0 No.94719 [Reply]
hello Zoom. Pedophile.

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Toad 12/30/2020 (Wed) 21:41:54 ID: 807eed No.94620 [Reply]
Andrew Anglin -short -bald -sex-tourist -"low sexual market value" so he hates women and became a sex tourist like other bald, short, ugly people like Matt Forney and 'Black Pigeon Speaks' that run away to poor, 3rd world countries thinking they can get sex easier. But they're still ugly losers in those countries too, so they end up with 2/10, fat, ugly asian women, get dumped quickly, or they default back to buying prostitutes. -conspiracy-addled grifter -ruined his reputation forever to get infamy bc he's an attention-whore. Willing to become one of the all-time evil media scapegoats that gets equated to Hitler bc he's a loser that can't do anything otherwise, and can gain nothing through normal methods. Whatever you think of Hitler, he is recognized as the most evil man in history simply bc he lost a great recent war and his enemies write the history books. But Anglin is not this caliber of person. He's just an attention-whore, shock-jock that uses Hitler edginess to get clicks and attention to his own name. Anglin would never fight in battle, would never die for his country, would never earn an Iron Cross, would never be blinded from getting gassed in the trenches, or die in his bunker as the enemy closes in on him. Anglin is just an attention-whore at heart, who thinks he's entitled to Hitler-levels of infamy for doing absolutely nothing. But in typical narcissistic fashion, Anglin would think that he has suffered immensely like Hitler or Jesus Christ bc the media contacted his family or wrote a hit-piece on him (that he begged for by being an attention-whore). Lol. Fucking rich. -got sued by Jewish lawyers to ruin him and raised 150K by gofundme to defend himself. The only problem? He never showed up to court, so the 150K was basically stolen or grifted. Maybe he just split it with his lawyer (Mark Randazza is one of them). Maybe the lawyers pocketed all 150K over several years. Don't get me wrong. The Jewish groups suing him was messed up and their stated purpose was to bankrupt and ruin white nationalist opposition through lawfare. So long as he wasn't breaking the law (inciting violence), his speech was covered by the 1st amendment. Mocking Heather Heyer's death was covered as well. -changed his logo and banner overnight after Hillary Clinton called out the "alt right" by name, trying to insert himself and grift off the momentum of the alt right and possibly smear it with his neonazi optics and fed tactics. -Anglin loves ironybros bc they suck him off (Beardson's entire shtick is trashing the alt right he used to be a part of: He attacks everyone (Mike Enoch, Richard Spencer, TRS, JF). Yet, he refuses to attack Anglin with his only defence being "he's funny." Well, that's subjective buddy and it is a lame, poor defense when Angln and Weev have done far worse that TRS ever did. -Anglin goes after TRS's fed connections (Heimbach in past, Cantwell in past, Jayoh De Leray) when Weev is just as bad if not worse. -Anglin has big cognitive dissonance (he simultaneously talks about white demographics and saving the white race and kicking out nonwhites while he is living in nonwhite countries himself and buying brown, nonwhite hookers). This makes him a hypocrite and like he's just an opportunisitic, cynical grifter who doesn't really believe what he says. Anglin also can't admit race-mixing is good while he himself race-mixes regularly. I guess that is a bridge too far for him or would trigger another "grift-moment" where the rest of his audience would turn on him that he is currently grifting. -Weev (Jew, probable Fed) secretly runs the site behind the scenes. Weev incites violence often on streams, making him glow in-the-dark. Beardson once invited him on stream and Weev did his thing inciting violence talking about killing X and overthrowing the government. So Beardson never uploaded that show onto his gumroad subscription service like the coward he is. Yet, he still defends Anglin and Weev as based and redpilled buddies. -Weev was likely to have become a federal informant when he went to jail for hacking a corporation's website. He went from occupy-wallstreet ideology to neonazi ideology even getting swastika tattoos. He's mentally ill so he was probably flipped in prison and got on the fed payroll.

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-Considering he stole 150K to defend his lawsuit against Jewish groups, never showed up in court, and doesn't even believe what he has preached and written for years, he might be the world's most infamous grifter. -When push comes to shove, he cowers behind the excuse of "it's satire, bro." "I'm playing a character. Please don't ban me bro or blacklist me. It's just irony, bro." He grovels to Jews and globohomo, begging for them to leave him alone and let him use all their services, even as he violates all the commandments of the globohomo cathedral. -Azzmador literally talks to feds while having an open warrant, and even admitted it on the Stormer message board. -Kisses ironybro assholes and licks them clean. But Anglin is the world's first ironybro anyway, so it makes sense they fellate one another. -Was ordered by the US court system to pay 14 million for his "troll storm" harassing some Kikess that was trying to pressure and blackmail Richard Spencer's mom into selling her Whitefish, Montana vacation property. 14 million. Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. But Anglin's gay, so naturally I'm gonna include it and laugh at his expense. -Anglin's dead body is destined to wash up on a beach somewhere in southeast Asia, face down, having overdosed on a cocktail of illegal, unknown drugs in his system, with Asian tranny ladyboys having stolen his money and roofied him. And traces of Asian male semen in his anus and his mouth after several asian trannies party with Anglin and he overdoses, so they panic and rob his lifeless body before vanishing into the night. The case will remain unsolved. Or perhaps he will become like a lot of degenerate western expats that travel through Southeast Asia by backpack but end up rafting down the river while drunk and hitting their heads on a rock and then getting airlifted out by helicopter. The poor dude can't afford anymore brain damage. He already rotted his mind out on drugs for many years.
Anglin claims to be anti-abotion yet vehemently defends jcaesar187 who asked Faith to have one. Anglin claims to be anti-fat person yet vehemently defends jcaesar187 who has been fat for years. Anglin claims to be against TRS yet defends jcaesar187,so many of whose big donators/guests (Dingo, Rand, etc.) are all members of TRS. I used to like reading Anglin's work but the situation makes it clear no one should take him seriously, since he's either oblivious or an extremely hypocritical and therefore malicious person. Remember how Randbot ran off from Bitwave bickers of all the "feds"? Anglin declared the the exact same thing in one of his streams, saying he would not return to Bitwave until there was an option to ban anonymous accounts from the chat. (Keep in mind Rand hates Anglin, believing him to be a fed as well.) So Anglin, who supposedly believes in free speech, doesn't even want anonymous posts in his streams. The situation is so retarded it makes it hard to even draw a conclusion.
Also Anglin lives in Columbus Ohio, he just pretends to live in the Congo or wherever
>They're willing to be neonazi boogeyman used to scare normies and boomers so long as they can say, "I'm famous" and "I'm in the news." They would ascribe to the adage: "There's no such thing as bad press. to back that one particular point up Anglin once appeared on Israeli TV for an interview
That bowl patrol guy Vic Mackey once said that what made the Stormer so great was that it was a "borderline fedposty gas-n-lampshade every last kike on the planet type of thing". I'd be inclined to agree. What made it so successful was that it was always so extreme, to the point where even people who didn't agree with Anglin's views would read it simply for the shock value. Now you go and its nonstop rambling about "election fraud" and slobbering on Fuentes' balls. He even got rid of the "race war" section where he tracked GAMERGATE murders. It's literally the equivalent of reading Breitbart or something like that except mentions of jews are sprinkled in every once in awhile. >>94705 Regarding his friendship with jcaesar187, its a symbiotic relationship. Nobody wants to associate with him, not even most of the groyper crowd (at least not openly), and he's isolated himself from nearly everyone else in his sphere of politics; and jcaesar's desperate for anyone he can have on. I remember in the piece he wrote about the sex tape he seemed to see jcaesar as an outlet for his message of sorts, and bickers he's just a streamer he doesnt have to be held to any moral standard.

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Gameplay & Bitch Toad 12/18/2020 (Fri) 03:49:46 ID: 5faa27 No.93913 [Reply]
13208 JASPER RD FAIRFAX , VA 22033 Chantilly High School, VA graduation in 2001 Age: 38 Related to: Roy Mackert, 67Sharman Mackert, 63Brandon Mackert, 34 his jewtube channel and other social media https://www.youtube.com/user/austinmackert https://www.ifpapinball.com/player.php?p=12859 http://implantgames.com/about https://www.patreon.com/gameplayandtalk https://www.twitch.tv/amackert https://calice.snowcrash.fun/users/amackert https://steamcommunity.com/id/amackert I know he has an atariage account and I assume its: https://atariage.com/forums/profile/31247-lentzquest/ ,,, Trust me this /cow/ will produce julay if you poke him a little.

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>>94041 you were banned from youtube over comments like the OP says? what is the proof he did any of that? there were no emails concerning it in your inbox?
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didn't get an e-mail and I've already made a new account I did get a message saying my account was terminated for terms of service violations regarding "bullying harassment" ... I sus it was Austin bickers the bastard was acting really salty the day before I got banned, and when I asked him about on an alt account it he essentially admitted to it when I confronted him. Dude has gone radio silent ever sense.
>didn't get an e-mail Didn't remember getting one*
what kind of comments were you posting
>>94304 nothing in particular. I just used the channel to fallow others and save videos to a playlist. Jasper just got salty and went after me after one of his live streams bickers I offhandedly joked about parasocial relationships as opposed to having real friends.

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