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The story of a dolphin poster Anonymous 12/08/2019 (Sun) 07:45:16 ID: 2b4f09 No.22314 [Reply] [Last]
He originally posted on cafe/r9k/ and then has been spamming every fucking board in existence. I hope he gets banned, but he continues to evade IP bans.

I've attached one of his cancerous files.
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cow is cutting deals with dolphin now, huh? Epic.
hes targeting /a/ on smug now. https://archive.is/WMjJy#48454
>>102950 an what? he's just a dumb, maybe teenager, troll ignore trolls if they roast you, dumb normie i swear cow and ed now just consist of incompetent, boring morons foxdickfarms are straight teenager shit as well
>NyanRaIph and degen Irish are still bumping this thread
Irish is a big piece of shit, he is Lynx tier, he can't code, he's weak and a degen drug user and pedo addicted to drugs.

Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575 [Reply] [Last]
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
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>>89417 Flopson has no career!
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Is Zach even still active anywhere?
>>102547 Honestly don't know, he lives on through the impersonators, you will know hes truly back when the G​AMERGATEdick spam returns.

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Gameplay & Bitch Toad 12/18/2020 (Fri) 03:49:46 ID: 5faa27 No.93913 [Reply]
13208 JASPER RD FAIRFAX , VA 22033 Chantilly High School, VA graduation in 2001 Age: 38 Related to: Roy Mackert, 67Sharman Mackert, 63Brandon Mackert, 34 his jewtube channel and other social media https://www.youtube.com/user/austinmackert https://www.ifpapinball.com/player.php?p=12859 http://implantgames.com/about https://www.patreon.com/gameplayandtalk https://www.twitch.tv/amackert https://calice.snowcrash.fun/users/amackert https://steamcommunity.com/id/amackert I know he has an atariage account and I assume its: https://atariage.com/forums/profile/31247-lentzquest/ ,,, Trust me this /cow/ will produce julay if you poke him a little.

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Austin's resume.

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Unmasking Yuri Kuznetsov 04/15/2021 (Thu) 14:09:56 ID: 6f79da No.100799 [Reply]
There's too much to cover, and it's still being documented as there is a Russian language barrier, but I will try my best: https://archive.is/S94a6 < best source to continue https://archive.is/4uRu6 His ISP: https://archive.is/gQymH https://archive.is/fwdj1 tl;dr he is basically the Alt-Chan-Federation if it existed in Russia, that wanted to expand other imageboards so long as they are popular. He's Toad McKinley Watkins with crippling autism. Not even Luke Delf/dolphinpedo has anything as near as this guy. waiting on heyuri 2016 collage that documented more stuff
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>>100909 of course you would spic faggot fuentes. god damn republicans and democrats really are the same when it comes to their insufferable faggotry.
>>101658 kami has an 8inch cock

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Infinity Cup poll Toad 04/23/2021 (Fri) 19:36:56 ID: 3c9746 No.101255 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
we don't care, pedo.
>>101258 >we Tbf >we rlly don't care about the pedo defense cup.
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>>101262 Like I said.
gay
It's a fake spam message. They're trying to recruit a personal army.

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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after reading some older threads, I discovered that the current cow cohort came down from various chan shithole IRC's. I'm glad they went back after not getting enough attention to their personas. >whole board is kiked its dead. No one prevents you from julaying retards on the net, but there's little point to discussing it with attention whores from faggy discords and irc channels and literal /pol/ normies and attention seeking worthless fags that invaded the internet. For example, recently I dig some more local and chan personalities and working on getting under skin of just another insane youtuber and it's going good enough with nothing much to discuss with you morons ;-)
>>17532 wait, is JEWS mod of this board?
>>101194 no, but I wonder if he's mod from any of the new other /cow/ boards
>>101194 >>101260 Actually hes BO here and on 8kuns /cow/ archive, he has chosen to step away rn due to being bored of the present cows in existence. hes still around on irc
>>101261 >jews is the BO here fake news

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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Eat shit fatass, Fuzhou keep PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDing on EmptyHero streams
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>>100907 >fuz >b t f o'ing anyone Fuz, the butter golem in its own way is more pathetic than Jewsh, Andy and Tonka. Understand the following, I criticize Ashton, yeah, but at least the fat canadian can delivery something nice from time to time, Fuz has zero personality, is extremely fuck up and still doesn’t stop bitching about P P P and other z-celebs while trying to be friend with anyone online, even people bulling him, to think that he is better than Ashton is an absurd even for me, who constantly shit on Ashton when he deserve, and yet, Fuz don't shut up about how superior he is to any other z-celeb, especially P P P for some reason. The better that Fuz can do is is shit talk Ashton from time to time on Emptyhero streams like this week and for the last months, nothing else, as matter of fact, he shit himself every time someone threatens to make a thread about him.
Even fuz mom hate him, everyone hate him He's a discount Jewsh, his only views are obese cat ladies and foxdickfarms trannies Even TripleP has a better and more healthy life style Also Fuz has zero balls to debate anyone, especially TripleP, he will keep doing the same, shit talk P P P from time to time on Empty streams while the entire chat shit on him
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>>100996 Fuz is a fucking faggot in fact of course, 3p would be able to probably become kino again if he ditched the barons mind control and lost some weight.
>Fuzhou keep dabbing on P P P, Sargon and Britbong Our hero

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Whatever happened to Smiley? Anonymous 10/02/2019 (Wed) 23:47:48 ID: 185723 No.10379 [Reply]
Latest heard of on mewch/fringe/, the last incarnation of his wizardry board, he was posting from a fast food diner after spending 10 days in the mental ward. Supposedly homeless and has not been heard of since. Considering his previous activities online, he would have to be either locked up or dead to be kept away from imageboards.
Do anyone know anything about his whereabouts?
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>>36116 fringechan was the best
>>36126 There really needs to be a concerted effort to find the lost sheep of /fringe/. All the other big boards have been somewhat salvaged, but /fringe/ got hit HARD and nobody is talking about it.
>>36070 his steam says he is online rn. What ever happened to STI?
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Smiley today lol
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>>100971 JC in heavens... This well tuned perfectly shaped body... The look of this face, so sexy, so intellectual... That look of a lost generation. So saddening all this will go to waste - not. kek

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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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Is OP still alive?
>>96299 maybe. he was in some /k/ threads last year but since has gone all but silent.
>>29354 Based as fuck. Where are you anon?
>>29354 god willing i will end there myself, no bills and no work only care is where to get food and water
>>29354 I seriously hope you at least know how to make knots, ropes and work the wood, else you are little more than a hobo... i mean you even made your tent in a goddamn puddle.

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WRESTLEMANIA INVITE 04/10/2021 (Sat) 00:08:52 ID: 866eb4 No.100533 [Reply]
tvch.moe/wooo/ cordially invites you to... WRESTLEMANIA 37 THIS WEEKEND THREAD HERE https://tvch.moe/wooo/res/402.html#402
Based.

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