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Wizchan: Homosexual Takeover Anonymous 03/23/2020 (Mon) 23:17:17 ID: 12b594 No.41296 [Reply] [Last]
It's Not OK to be Gay We've all seen what happens when homosexuality is tolerated on chans. It starts with increasingly gay porn, then "ironic" jokes about "boypussies", then before you know it you have openly gay e-sex happening between users all over the website. It's a truly poetic microcosm of what happens when civilizations have historically tolerated faggotry. Faggots are a problem. There is a reason that the wise men of every culture across the globe throughout history have warned us about them in their holy texts and ancient records. But, like so much else in the ZOGscape we find ourselves in, this wisdom has been forgotten. And Wizchan, the chan where NEETs try to rise above their carnal desires, has succumbed to a homosexual takeover. The poor wizards are on the verge of open revolt, but they are too demoralized and suicidal to reach the threshold. Turns out the mods are actual homosexuals who have a "discord" messageboard that they hang out on. A huge /meta/ thread about banning homosexuality got deleted without explanation and the OP got banned. They and the other homoposters sexually harass the wizards constantly e.g. post boipussy :3 oh wizzie! i'm boi-ovulating! please stick your wand in my tight little boi-hole etc. ad infinitum Theyy also share faggot porn all day long on the hidden /b/ board. They've banned multiple people for asking why homosexuals aren't getting banned from the Chan where you're not supposed to talk about sex. Only the discussion of homosex is permitted. It's especially concerning to the wizards bickers of the logical and continual crossover between Wizchan and 4cuck/r9k/ which has acquired a humongous infestation of homosexuals known collectively as "/r9gay/". These are the literal "discord trannies" that we have been hearing about for a couple years now. The concern is that the mods of Wizchan have been "converted" into transexuals, and are allowing the pious NEET wizards to be trannified as well. >Why should I care? Wizchan should be a sacred monastery. A bastion against the endless prattle of normalG​AMERGATEs about sex and fucking. A place where people can rise above the constant worship of f*males that the ZOG bombards us with. In theory, wizards are admirable and worthy of fierce and righteous protection. >Where are the lulz? The mods are complete faggots and they are very butthurt about the anti-homo posting already. There are a large number of homosexuals on Wizchan.org/b/... This is where the mods post all day long. At least one of them is known to spazz out and smear his own fecal matter on his face when "/pol/tards" and "christfags" point out how annoying faggots are. >How can I get lulz right now? Just post on /b/ and /meta/. The faggots will respond. The goal is to get one of the faggot mods to respond -- immediately accuse them of being homosexuals and kick back and laugh. Don't post 4cuck memes or you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are a non-virgin, you'll get b&. Don't imply that you are anything but a wizard NEET, or you'll get b&. Also you can't post from Tor, another reason why Wizchan needs some serious attention, so if that is a problem then be warned.
GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC
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>>41296 Jfc rightoids need to be killed
who cares about wizchan
Anon is mad bickers homosexuals get more seggs then him. Thread closed, OP gets the gas.

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Unmasking Yuri Kuznetsov 04/15/2021 (Thu) 14:09:56 ID: 6f79da No.100799 [Reply]
There's too much to cover, and it's still being documented as there is a Russian language barrier, but I will try my best: https://archive.is/S94a6 < best source to continue https://archive.is/4uRu6 His ISP: https://archive.is/gQymH https://archive.is/fwdj1 tl;dr he is basically the Alt-Chan-Federation if it existed in Russia, that wanted to expand other imageboards so long as they are popular. He's Toad McKinley Watkins with crippling autism. Not even Luke Delf/dolphinpedo has anything as near as this guy. waiting on heyuri 2016 collage that documented more stuff
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>>100909 of course you would spic faggot fuentes. god damn republicans and democrats really are the same when it comes to their insufferable faggotry.
>>101658 kami has an 8inch cock
>>100801 source?
>>109605 based red guards make mentally ill pedos cry

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Tokiko/2kike/Robert Brown: The pedo clique, damage control, and self victimization Toad 07/12/2021 (Mon) 00:59:33 ID: fca72c No.109465 [Reply]
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD Name: Robert Brown/tokiko Robert is a self proclaimed master philosopher (LARP), pedophile, and proffessional damage controller THE SEETHE BEGINS Robert is a confirmed antifa member, he boasts about attending BLM rallies and got extremely buttmad when another person compared them to the KKK, he truly believes himself to be one of the great anarcho-communist philosophers of our time. On june 25th, Roberts computer broke. He complained to "kuz" (russian schizo who is known to be very wealthy) to help fix it. Kuz said no and that he needs to do development work for him first. Robert, the mentally unstable pedophile he is, freaked out, said kuz was "mocking him" and a "Terrible friend", then he went onto his tranny fed-board (literal fed board, as in federation) and lied about being an "employee" of kuz and being abused for labor. Commies at their finest. After being called out about this, he comes whining back to kuz saying he now needs 300$ to fund some raspberry pi project he wants to do, kuz says no. He freaks again, bans kuz from all his websites and starts lying about a bunch of random people, saying they abused him for labor, and then DOXES (https://multichan.sageru.org/threads/ripirc/1624566665/) his own friend for "manipulating" him. Can dish it out but cant take it Recently, as you would expect, some people called him out for this. What does he do? What any self respecting egotistical tranny does: Edit posts!

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I dont know how much truth this thread has to it, but I know its made with an agenda. This thread was probably made by kuz's army of literal paid trolls (https://www.kolyma.org/jobs/) who he uses to go and harass people who he doesnt like. I hate antifa and commies as much as the next guy, but im pretty sure this is just another internet battle ground for kuzs trolls, if not kuz himself, although im pretty sure he himself is in jail at the moment. On the other hand, tokiko is friends with https://alogs.theГунтretort.com/cow/res/70142.html and a moderator of the #jp pedo cult on sageru.org why dont you two take your bitch squabbling elsewhere and stop making threads about eachother here.
>>109578 i see your trying to make it look like 2-sided conflict. go back to damage controlling your dead pedo board
>>109578 >im pretty sure he himself is in jail at the moment. >On the other hand, tokiko is friends with >>70142 and a moderator of the #jp pedo cult on sageru.org citations? I'm confident “tokiko” knows nothing about “John”, but “kuz” knowing John 💯%. In fact, I'm willing to bet that's one of his “Eden” goons.
This robert shizo claims that kuz has stolen $400,000 in wages despite probably not even hiring more than 10 people for his 2 year old site http://0chan.vip/threads/kuzlol/1623938026/

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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>>107410 That makes this site funner since it gives it more tards to interact with. >shilling ashton parks
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>>107413 Its ironic how all the people who bitch about discord trannies and foxdicks always try to shill ashton, considering that foxdick is filled with discord trannies sucking his balls and seething at anyone who dares say he isn't the biggest dog on the internet.
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>>107415 >>107413 >Posting a lolcow means I'm shilling him lel
they fixed the google problem. Happy?
sage metaposting about cuckchan isn't discussing a lolcow

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Neinchan Thread Toad 09/08/2020 (Tue) 21:50:30 No.81151 [Reply]
Neinchan is a /pol/ board full of homosexuals who worship Mossad Agent Brenton Tarrant. They spend each and every day sucking the cock of this man and others, also trying to incite /pol/ users into violence. They are the definition of a glowing honeypot. Even better, the agent that runs the site gets extremely agitated if you try to call him out! http://vvadkyuldkwon6za.onion/pol/
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>>90360 "any thread I don't like"
is Neinchan still around? that place got fucked by the fedposters who turned it into the glowhole it is today
>>88869 >>Tarrant will always be based. >won't name jews, surrenders before cops, big drama queen, does everything to get caught say again? >>108173 nope, b.o. snapped and said all shooters are gays save for zionist baby face breivik,, at least b.o. almost stroke a perfect here these jewish violence shill counter attack dissenters and skeptics with the >derad shill accusation lol obviously violence is good and needed, but if it works for us and is smart there's enough literature around to know how to do this without following the steps of faceberg attention whores
Some guy in my old apartment complex would get banned quite often for shilling 9chan on 4chan. He was also involved with Atomwaffen. Interesting guy, but 9chan is just boring.
>>109516 This thread in not about 9chan, but a different place called Neinchan (which is dead anyway)

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Emily Artful Toad 06/16/2021 (Wed) 16:14:33 ID: 5971ea No.106361 [Reply]
Ok bro's I don't know much about this person. But I stumbled upon this entirely schizophrenic woman's video. It might be interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3xHC4GwNrQ here is a related video about the drama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AioU7yTjUQ I am a suspicion this is all Kayfab to get e-fame.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>106367 As I understand it she went to a Goober Gobber ant-feminist phase and the dude she was dating at the time is apart of that clique and the Dudes new GF, who seems like the type of person who would use Foxdicks, was allegedly trying to turn her into a lolcow with false allegations or something. This allegedly has been exposed and the video was a tell all on how she was stalked by the internet. Yet all I can find is people Grifting off the drama trying to dunk on this CreepShow person and asking for Likes and Subscriptions. Thus I have a hunch this is all Kayfabe with CreepShow involved designed to get e-fame. There is some talk about it over on the FoxDicks that I found when trying to dig into it. I just found it today, bickers Jewtube algorithm put it in my feed but apparently this all dropped on Sunday. Its an autistic rabbit whole that I don't have too much time to dig into. Which is why I brought it here, bickers perhaps JMK or King of Pol will use there power of autism to unmask the truth.
^reddit spacing... wew, didn't realize bickers I had the quick replay window so small. They looked like proper paragraphs. >she went to a she went through a*
>>106370 Don't count on JMK or bryan dunn but I might look into it as it seems interesting.
Try posting here, more ppl know about her: https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/820866.html#q820866

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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Yakuza doesn't exist.
bump
>>12550 White girls... >.>
>>12715 he deleted his channel #win
Yakuza and one koigoon are shit-talking Dolphin https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/58487.html#58577

/PTG/ Lolcow Thread??? Toad 11/27/2020 (Fri) 08:25:21 ID: bb826b No.91428 [Reply]
Lets discuss some magapede/right wing lolcows and their retardation and stupidity or just post images of them being insufferable faggots.
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sauce on the "discord mags trannie"?
*maga
friendly remember, bb826b is a repressor faggot and also some special flavor of commie snowflake projecting his own fuck up problems over the others.
dup PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
>>98376 cope commie the communism in chilie is now a hoppean anticom state COPE AND SEETH

lt. dave newman daggett ca. bully mylespaul forum monkeyman 06/24/2021 (Thu) 03:32:32 ID: 72b701 No.106991 [Reply]
well after a little research we found the bigot, racist old man who talks a big game on mylespaul forums about his hate for mexicans and his compound in dagget. he also has mentioned many weapons... yes guns. desert star guitars is where ole racist is at... barstow area.
>>106991 rob@enthuseddigital.com robert pavlick - 516.208.4157
This old man is pretty based for making some schizo spic seethe.
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>>107032 he thinks he's the boss. some of you need to join that forum and wait a bit then start shit posting on his ass what a pedo he is... old bigot racist dude might threaten to shoot you!

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Dream is FAT AS FUCK Clayton Ray Huff 06/14/2021 (Mon) 04:00:39 No.105996 [Reply]
Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
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Fans in denial that he's 400+ pounds
you have to go back to lolcow site, faggot.
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same energy

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