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lol... monkeyman 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:18:07 ID: 666de7 No.115133 [Reply] [Last]
xxxcamjobs.com
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Nobody cares, sperg
>>116595 u r incorrect tard...

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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Based Daddy Gym defended Mark
>>114963 >>114925 Real /v/ hasn't been tried yet Markchan and the webring together have over half a dozen videogame boards now, just settle for one option already.
>>114925 Make a thread about Devil May Cry 5 being a shit game and a sequel of DmC and watch the fat kike cry jew tears lel
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>>114925 >made it on mark's site >not on the webring what a retard
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Mark gets off to trannies and pictures of "female" characters with huge cocks. What a faggot kek

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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>>100180 What a pathetic, fat cow sad, strange little man. >>100193 >a chan Where do these tourists keep coming from, /cow/ ?
Everytime I fart it smells like a gangstalkers breath
>>116262 Lel Kidding xD
>>116262 Meant for >>116261

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Mumkey Jones Thread Anonymous 08/22/2019 (Thu) 08:47:39 ID: b9d450 No.3046 [Reply]
Figured I should start with some OC. I'll re-edit it to be more NSFW if you guys like it.
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>>98699 quick rundown
>>98988 some loser e-celeb who make videos from shit he read from foxdickfarms, even tho he's a lolcow like Jewsh and Bryan also a consoomer and a frequent guest on Emptyhero streams, even tho emptyhero fans fucking hate him
He's not a lolcow, he's not that entertaining either. A lot of his videos are cringe and desperate "look at me, please. I need money." type videos, but that's true of plenty of youtubers. In regards to the girl, curiously her pics aren't posted here. She was petite and physically attractive. He filmed himself fucking some stereotypical internet tomboy. I get it, what schlubb wouldn't? That she had a nasty fetish hardly reflects on him. I hate furries, but that alone doesn't make someone a lolcow. A degenerate, sure, but not a lolcow. She chose a 16 year old over him. Repeatedly. So he dumped her and moved on and has slipped deep into depression. Okay, pretty standard young guy stuff these days.
>>114413 >not a lolcow <describes lolcow behaviour anyone obsessed with Elliot Rodger is a lolcow
>>3052 I still need to watch the whole record of his sex tapes

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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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>>115179 Beautiful vision, but both Bryan and P P P would be jealous.
>>115132 >2:10 AM >UTC+2 Time zone checks out.
>>115132 fucking faggot
>>115132 I always knew (((Toad McKinley Moon))) was a lying fucking kike. Rand and Pond are going to love this, you guys are going to see this on the Petrol Hour soon.
>>115132 posting in a Gayda thread

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Victory celebration thread against hentai nazis Anonymous 05/01/2020 (Fri) 06:34:02 ID: 6bcca2 No.46720 [Reply]
We won imageboard war guys. Anime pedos are dead. RESETERA BAY BAY It was this fucking easy.
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>>54167 based
>>54167 A proud pedophile. You should go tell your mother, she will praise you for your bravery. Stop hiding yourself on anonymous imageboards. Time have changed, scream it out for everybody to hear I AM A PROUD CHILD FUCKER
dead board, Toad McKinley won
>>46720 >pedos are dead Did resetera get shut down or something?
fagsite confirmed for reddit newfags

Anonymous 10/18/2019 (Fri) 21:12:09 ID: 219720 No.13184 [Reply]
Name: Jackson ??? (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7502787/#7503079, https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7503154/#7503171)
Sex: M
Race: Mixed/Hapa/Asian?
Aliases (in order of use): Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens/desu (is known to change names and trips sometimes, but can easily be identified)
Tripcode: !!/teV8OjOn4u
Voice: https://vocaroo.com/i/s09hqgFVhkoF (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7791887/#7791909)
IP: 74.90.204.185 (is dynamic, most likely outdated)
IP Location and Geolocation: NY, Yonkers, U.S.A.
ISP: Optimum Online
Age: 15 (possibly outdated)
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7388590/#7388600 (often mentions himself being "drunk")
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7555127/#7555131
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7553315/#7555283
Accounts:
-Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVWBsg-AhT9aVvvF5Ue1YQ (http://prntscr.com/np6za4, look in this video's comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVGgHDlLl5I&)[Embed][Embed]

-Reddit account: /u/Charterplex (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7828205/#7828205)
-Discord: lole#3121 (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7828205/#7828205)
-FurAffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/67nobody/ (first mention: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7587748/#7589019)
-8chan: is the owner of a board called /baaa/ https://8ch.net/baaa/
Miscellaneous:
-Has a diaper and inflation fetish
-Has a fantasy about being put in a diaper by a "mommy kangaroo"

2019-01-07 06:19:35 74.90.199.236 United States, Yonkers
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/71.0.3578.98 Safari/537.36
no referrer ool-4a5ac7ec.dyn.optonline.net Optimum Online
Source: https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7260507/#7265355

Confirmations of his face:
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7502787/#7502796
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7503291/#7503305
https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8031368/#8031737

Other:
A pedozoo diapershit https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8798397/#q8800136
A pedo diapershit for humans https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8884674/#q8886636
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>>54377 recently he has literally been exposed
IMPORTANT THREAD https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/13276032/ ADDRESS EXPOSED

Lolcows Who Disappeared Anonymous 12/30/2019 (Mon) 23:14:56 ID: 7b929a No.25118 [Reply]
Who are some lolcows that used to be quite prolific but then vanished without a trace? Kat Haché, aka Kevin: http://archive.is/2msVN For those unaware: >incredible smug, narcissistic tranny whose Tweets cumulatively outwrote the Bible in length. >had a penchant for documenting every negative comment said about him >got super pissed when someone outed his former identity as Kevin >caused the old /cow/ on 888chan to abruptly shutdown >kept tweeting indefinitely >suddenly shuts down Twitter account >deletes entire web presence >detransitions and starts identifying as male The last record of Kat's existence was from an now-deleted Instagram account with pictures of him detransitioning.
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>>33225 I thought he was still around scamming retards on reddit and tumblr.
>>42683 Taxman? He's based. He stopped drinking and decided to lie low after kiwispergs harassed the guy for years.
>>42808 >Based >Stops drinking and making a fool of himself Not very based in fact of course, who will open a portal to the horse pussy dimension now?
>>30136 She lost a ton of weight, but is still nuts
Does anyone remember Tenda Spencer? What happened to this half-kike half-chink abomination? Did he an hero?

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG‚ÄčAMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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The absolute state
>>108936 Friendly remember Daddy Gym protected both him and Dick Masterson.
<Mfw op warned us
Wct on sewer slide watch

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Toad 07/07/2021 (Wed) 14:34:08 ID: 166002 No.108742 [Reply]
Frank Hassle info thread. recently been arrested, what else do people know
>hassle has been arrested Send me the link, if true boogie would have done one good thing in his life.
>>108763 Nuttin wrong wid the hassle doe, his cocks is funny
FREE DON WARIO
>>109785 Out on bail so soon, Frank?
>>110672 You'll taste the ween whether you like it or not

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