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Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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>>97035 Moar liek Troonbonista amirite?
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>>97035 >>97083 foxdickfarms users really are failed normalfags, fat women and trannies.
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>>38244 >"There is literally nothing wrong with doxxxxing people" - Toad McKinley "I Almost Got Fed To Pigs With Cripplekike!" Moon
Irony thicker than chantal's as
>>97817 he's living rent free on your head

phantom organization Toad 02/18/2021 (Thu) 18:18:13 ID: 8705db No.97673 [Reply]
is he ded? seems like his channel got taken down but I can't find any backup channels or alt-tech presence he was the go-to guy for me to keep up on the Гунт happenings whaddo i do nao
who fucking cares about that pedo furfag?
>>97703 oh i ain't kno dat
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>>97673 >fag organization
not your PA

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ZOE QUINN KILL COUNT : 1 Anonymous 08/31/2019 (Sat) 23:56:42 ID: 25d6eb No.4731 [Reply] [Last]
For those sleeping under a rock since 8chan exploded, Zoe Quinn has been a controversial figure in the GamerGate saga. She was known for baseless abuse allegations toward people she didn't have a good relationship anymore, sleeping her way to the top of an industry and scammed people of tens of thousands of dollars in videogame projects that never was completed and released.

Every time, people asked : How can she keep getting away with this?

Turns out the latest person she accused of sexual assault, Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods), was found DEAD this morning. KILL COUNT : 1

Public accusation : https://archive.is/PBQGa
https://wccftech.com/zoe-quinn-publically-accuses-alec-holowka-of-sexual-assault/
Death article : https://archive.is/wFlE6
https://ca.ign.com/articles/2019/08/31/night-in-the-woods-developer-accused-of-sexual-assault-dies

Details are unclear as to why or how at the moment.

She now has bravely and boldly took a stance on her twitter of being off the internet.

How will Zoo Queen get away with it again this time? Discuss.
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Zoey is hot
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>>84777 >777 Sargon B T F O
>>84777 Waste of trips, you pathetic cunt.
>>97156 seethe, S​ARGON.
>>84777 Very. And the fact that she's an insane evil bitch makes her hotter. >>85823 mommy...

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Help me troll this Anti-white asian bitch's diskord server Toad 01/29/2021 (Fri) 00:18:24 ID: dae742 No.96415 [Reply]
Let me summarize this bitch: >Chink american bitch >Worked at goldman sachs once, wow so cool >Got fucked and pumped by a dozen or so white guys >Triggered here BPD and other personality disorders >Freaked out , started hating white man, got a niggger boyfriend instead >Moved to japan with G​AMERGATE bf to make shit videos about whites and Europeans and she's CHINESE In her video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDxthcASYA She goes on to talk shit about her last white boyfriend, who was worried about how whites are being demographically replaced in their own homelands, calling him raycist. Anyways, here is the plan: 1. Join discord server 2. Say things and complain about CHINESE CONCENTRATION CAMPS OF UIGHURS 3. If white people are so bad, what about Uighurs in China? You fucking chink...

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https://discord DOT gg/VX2p7rFmkt​
>got a niggger boyfriend Sounds like she already trolled herself pretty hard, no need for anyone to get involved.
Gah00le still seething about chad Zack having cute white gfs and BLACK GODs having asian gfs. Meanwhile, he only has his mutt hand as his gf!
As a Chink I can tell you we don't care about fucking Uyghers. We see them as muslim G​AMERGATEs who want to kill us. If you want to hurt chinks talk about the fact most original han genes (especially northern) are mixed out by mongols

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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
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>>23663 >>accuse people of being one person across dozens of boards and sites You'd be surprised at the success rate. >>genuinely believe there's an organized effort to discredit your opinions on trivial shit <doesn't know bout the globalist division specifically focusing on imageboards to discredit anons who unravel their plans and paint them a schizos I can' help you if you don't help yourself.
>>24837 >Bogdan That guy is a plague. All he does is derail every single thread and annoy just about anyone who engages him. His presence is thoroughly unpleasant and unwelcome, yet the mods refuse to ban him permanently.
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>>22191 this is a terrible mischaracterization of the history of kc. the flood of new denizens on kc/int, which resulted from the creation to polandball in late august of 2009, had already destroyed the board culture before 2010 had started.
>>24925 >Hahaha I made some soyjaks from him, I'm so funny and original, totally not a newfriend.

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CatboyKami the streamer formerly known as Lolisocks Anonymous 12/29/2019 (Sun) 22:05:47 ID: 61b3aa No.24932 [Reply] [Last]
Kami (as he calls himself) is a crossdressing IRL streamer from Brisbane Australia. He is best known for leeching off Nick Fuentes and dressing as a "catboy". He used to streams his entire life as a NEET 24/7 from his room which had posters of lolis plastered all over the walls and sex toys scattered across the floor. He has been banned from a number of streaming sites including dlive, twitch and mixer. He proclaims to have been diagnosed as autistic, this is very likely to be true given his poor social skills and his inability to refrain from discussing "redpilled" topics. He streams from this channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCC7Q2o-qeM2N3n5ZEDNq_bw His earliest streams can be found on his "main channel, along with his edited videos https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCFeLOPWbIj2O1rOq14KI_iA
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>>91073 Britbong > EmptyHero DSP > Mister Metokur LTG > Pewtiepie Toad McKinley > Mutti JMK > Ashton
>>24932 >>24933 geez no wonder why people call nick Fuentes spic Fuentes, and yes catboi kami should be blacklisted in the FBI, I'm not surprised if they used discord as the discord trannies they were
>>29965 anyone has the original streams (with sound)?
Gay Sunflower seeds.
BROS I THINK I FOUND NICK IN A PICTURE WITH CATBOYKAMI!!!!

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Please address rampant anorectal violence & misinformation. Toad 11/15/2020 (Sun) 07:08:50 No.90371 [Reply] [Last]
Blatantly injurious erotic anorectal violence—involving a combination of rapid thrusting, a girthy penis/object, and a prolonged duration—is rampant worldwide, facilitated by widespread ignorance (often willful), apathy, and misinformation. It is impossible for resultant anal and rectal injuries and serious/chronic/permanent health consequences to be uncommon due to the anorectum's fragility relating to its anatomy and neuromuscular physiology [References: Anorectal Risks 1-3]. That is why such abuse must constitute severely criminal behavior when more than one person is involved—especially when considering additional factors such as a severely (self-)destructive mental disorder, a strong judgment-impairing drug, etc. Pornography featuring at least anoreceptive abuse can have numerous effects on some viewers. Possibilities include serving as inspiration for their own activities, conditioning them to be aroused by suffering, and contributing to development of associated mental pathology: sexual sadism disorder, sexual masochism disorder, and perhaps even psychopathy at least for younger individuals. [References: Trends & Associations] People with those destructive inclinations currently are having a field day particularly with anoreceptive abuse and spreading disinformation. Some pornography companies are knowingly participating in and/or taking advantage of this situation. All of that is promoting societal decadence.
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>>95866 As I pointed out countless times before, ultimately this is not about me. The matters about which I have been posting are so much more important than _anything_ about one lone and very fed-up individual. That said, I believe that violent criminals, most especially ones who harm other people significantly for profit and inspire many others, must face justice by any means necessary. I am so, so, so damn tired of justice not being served for so many years. I am also unspeakably tired of people not fucking listening and doing something about these matters over which I have been "crusading" for much too long. Here is a recent post of mine elsewhere that is very relevant: Speaking of censorship and free speech, WHY do /r/painal and numerous other subreddits, especially ones focused on anorectal violence in particular, continue to exist despite the policy below? "Do not post cocks that encourages, glorifies, incites, or calls for violence or physical harm against an individual or a group of people" https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043513151 Some subreddits featuring violent pornography _were_ removed. See for example these: https://old.reddit.com/r/AbusePorn2 ("This community was banned for violating Reddit’s rule against promoting hate.") https://old.reddit.com/r/strugglefucking ("This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit’s rules against posting violent cocks.") Meanwhile, these still exist along with /r/painal:

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>>94505 > The automatic text substitution here is somewhat annoying. For the archives: The word c o n t e n t (minus spaces) is replaced by "cocks."
>>91847 > it seems as if no one is even fucking listening. Why are these matters I've been crusading over for so many years STILL not being addressed with serious and effective action by many people? I answered my own question: no one is even fucking listening, that's why. "Bad times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times."
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>>94792 >>95865 I've changed my mind again: I've toned things down in the "justice" paste for now (the image is related). I've also decided to de-emphasize "wp" (the Wikipedia critique). Perhaps Wikipedia is a lost cause. >>95758 Now I can "dump and run" without worrying about people using my judgments quite as effectively against me. >>91847 I'll probably focus more on my strongest fetish. I want more fap material. This will be my last post in this thread unless someone else gives me a reason to post in it again.

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TIME IS RUNNING OUT Toad 01/16/2021 (Sat) 23:05:37 ID: e16c2f No.95797 [Reply]
TIME IS RUNNING OUT TO VOTE IN THE ANNUAL TVCHAN AWARDS!! https://tvch.moe/japan/res/139148.html Ballots close at MIDNIGHT CENTRAL TIME ON THE 18th. CEREMONY IS ON JANNYTEENTH (Jan 19) AT 7 CENTRAL TIME

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Enema Flopson Anonymous 03/09/2020 (Mon) 18:56:24 ID: 497fbc No.39778 [Reply] [Last]
This may not seem like your typical lolcow, but believe me, she is. Everything started when little Emma was a kid and she was cast to be in what would become known as the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, Harry Potter. Like most of you probably know by now, she was picked so that executives could bust some nuts ( https://archive.is/BG2zv ). However, soon enough she convinced herself she was an actual actress. Fast forward to 2011. The dullest franchise was over and no one considered her a serious actress so she knew she had to do what she could do best. Enter Harvey Weinstein, boom, HARVESTED. She lands a role in My Week with Marilyn, a movie she thought could give her a career path. And it was not due to lack of Harvey trying, he went as far as to tell the world that "now you see her as a woman", an obvious wink to his fellow producers wanting to treat themselves to somewhat fresh meat ( https://archive.is/Bl6RX ). But the only thing she got after that was a role in The Perks of Being a Wallflower, a pretentious movie so dull it rivals the least dull Harry Potter entries. Desperate, she turns to Sofia Coppola, who makes her play the bimbo in The Bling Ring. Watson is a natural at playing a dumb slut, but sadly for her it would be the first of the many times she would prove she is unable to do a convincing American accent. Judd Apahack was her next stop. This time, she played herself in This is the End, a movie where she gets paranoid about the other celebs like Seth Rogen, Dave Franco or Jonah Hill wanting to rape her. As if anyone would want to, other than pedos who saw her in the dullest franchise. bickers she still couldn't get any decent roles, she went to Darren Aronofsky to be in his headcanon version of Noah's story from the Bible. The movie was a disaster and her performance is often compared to Tommy Wiseau's The Room. Flopson is simply unable to convincingly emote, and her cries seemed like she was trying to hold back laughter. This wasn't the first time this problem was evident. There's an infamous picture from 2011 where she's with Emma Stone and it's painfully obvious she's forcing a smile. It was around this time that she started being an obnoxious feminist and decided to become the UN's mouthpiece to lecture the world on feminism. To make matters worse, Flopson's smug, out-of-touch brand of feminism has earned her the scorn of other women in a similar position in the entertainment industry who also describe themselves as feminists like Maisie Williams, who called it out as "first world feminism" and said the things Flopson speaks about "don't bother her", being aware that women in the first world aren't really treated unfairly bickers of their sex( https://archive.is/FI9ed ). Still unable to find anything worth being in, she takes a role in the latest German guilt propaganda film, Colonia. It was so terrible that when they showed it in her home country, Great Britain, it made a measly £47 ( https://archive.is/44G44 ). This movie is the one that cemented her reputation as box office poison. Colonia flopped so hard it the slamming was heard across the globe, and once again Flopson was out of a job so she went back to daddy Harvey to get another role that could enable her to try again. After some kosher loads, she was cast on Regression. It was a commercial flop that barely made its budget back and a critical flop too. But daddy Harvey takes care of his harvested roasties, and that's how she now had a chance. La La Land was in pre-production and she was cast in it alongside Ryan Gosling. This was her shot at winning an Oscar! Sadly for her, when he found out she had been casted he dropped the role and they got Miles Teller instead. She was dropped bickers she was too demanding and they realized she didn't have what the role required (talent) so they got Emma Stone ( https://archive.is/uT73Y ). Now that Stone was in the cast, Gosling came back and Teller was dropped. Much to Flopson's dismay, Emma Stone won an Oscar for her performance on it. While Stone was earning her Oscar on La La Land, Flopson was raping the legacy of Beauty and the Beast. As if butchering accents wasn't enough, now she decided she was qualified to sing. And every song she "sang" needed to be heavily autotuned, yielding a robot voice as a result. She also couldn't keep her mouth shut and kept saying things that hurt the profits. Her poison wasn't enough to overpower the nostalgia bait ( https://archive.is/RreUl ) for the box office to fail, but it was certainly enough to make toys unsellable. You can see the literal mountains of Beauty and the Beast toys in the attached video. Thousands of Belle dolls were crushed bickers they couldn't be sold. Her decision to go with the Disney flick was a blessing for Damien Chazelle, who would have earned the loathing of thousands instead of praise for La La Land, were Flopson to perform in it undubbed. It has been speculated that Beauty and the Beast could have grossed twice as much had they cast a lead who was able to hit any notes at all. Her diva approach to work basically had her blacklisted ( https://archive.is/MmpEv ) so she could only get to be in a dystopian movie with Tom Hanks and her beloved bull John Boyega. It was a commercial and critical flop. She was out of a job for two years ( https://archive.is/3pfP9 ) causing her to develop a coke addiction and finally got her fellow activist Greta to cast her ( https://archive.is/7haOz ) in her feminist adaptation of Little Women after Emma Stone dropped the role knowing the script was a dumpster fire, baiting Flopson into thinking it had potential ( https://archive.is/l5Wo6 ). In the beginning, she was billed first. Later, as Greta realized what a mistake it would be she bumped her to second place and the lead became Oscar winner Saoirse Ronan. Once again she had to play an American character and her atrocious accent ruined everything. Even the Australian actress Eliza Scanlen, the literal who from Sharp Objects upstaged her. Florence Pugh and Saoirse Ronan did as well, as expected, and got a lot of awards buzz. Emma was again struggling and her coke addiction ( https://archive.is/yG6aX ) spiraled out of control as she couldn't cope with the situation, which adds to her femcel status, or "self-partnered" as she calls it ( https://archive.is/ybWBt , vid related too) as men quickly drop her if they're foolish enough to date her for a while bickers of her being so unlikeable in person and having these delusions of being a good actress/singer that make her unbearable to have around, literally no man can stand her after a while ( https://archive.is/e00Lp ). She was conspicuously absent from the movie's press tour ( https://archive.is/gmoQs ). She nearly died from a cocaine overdose as her coworkers toured promoting the film, and ended up in rehab. The pictures speak for themselves, you don't end up like that without a serious drug addiction. I predict a lethal OD soon.
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>>83008 >404 Error: not found
>>86019 I got you fam
>>86062 wtf its loli, bro
>>86066 well yeah hermione was a loli in sorcerer's stone and that was emma watson at her peak tbһ

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Channel Autism Anonymous 11/02/2019 (Sat) 21:46:51 ID: ea2451 No.16071 [Reply] [Last]
What happened to the alumni?

Also a reminder that Latza is now more successful than any of them.
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>>69424 Never forget.
Was Ashens part of the site?
>>70797 I think so.
>>70797 I'm not sure about Ashens, but I do know Guru Larry was part of TGWTG for a bit
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