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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers 4. https://alogs.theguntretort.com/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there Anons here may use this thread to ask simple questions, and discuss ways they feel can revitalize the board, curbing the plague of Boredom/off-topic discussion that comes with the natural burnout of having one thread consume the board for almost 3 years.

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>>106326 Based torfag, the bass is fantastic and the videos are aesthetic

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
Although a little belated, my humble condolences to Sandra, never again shall >we hear her ask for the gunt to take here to dialysis, never again. DAILY REMINDER THE PILLSTREAM IS TURNING 2 YEARS OLD THIS MONTH, HOW TIME FLIES A-LOGS INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore:

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Jade gives the best time delayed burns.
>>106495 Same reason Pewdiepie got away with fucking a fangirl, you only get in trouble if you fuck a bunch of them and they find out they're not special, they're femsimps
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>>106495 I know Jade isn't satisfied with her weeb, shiveled-up, emaciated husband Gym since he's eternally ill and just sits on his computer all day either surfing the web or playing a video game. He has lost a lost of weight. He doesn't even make money anymore by streaming so he is a burden and worthless to her. Some women are heartless and they will get rid of you for much less. I bet Jade is cheating on him or she's just waiting a couple years until he passed away. She is 29 right now. Not that she is some young, hot babe or something. Insert JadeJigSawface.jpeg. I can't find that image of Jade with an asian hat and Jigsaw's doll face.
>>106493 Weakload stop you are making me want to racemix. >>106494 Toad McKinley is such a fucking redditor. >>106498 I would give Jade the white cock she's craving but I think she is long gone. Toad McKinley is dealing with his magical illness compeletely alone that's why he's reading isekai he misses his anime waifu and is very derpessed.
>>106498 Gym is obviously lying about being sick after he was wrong about COVID and ashamed of Гунтguarding, the tweets are a cope to lie to himself that he didn't run away after embarrassing himself on the internet, if you want to be conspiratorial Jade is a chinese spy sent to America to prevent Gym leading another gamer uprising against chinks in S​ARGON fashion as a leader again

INAPPROPRIATE Illuminati Ritual Babe Sessions ILLUMINATI 06/16/2021 (Wed) 22:42:00 ID: e6e8e7 No.106391 [Reply]
Hello, Again Morons and Retards of the Internet "Including Myself". We here at the Illuminati are pleased to present you some of the Gayest and most Autistic cocks on the Internet. It is time to watch an INNAPROPIATE ILLUMINATI Babe Session Expansion Babe. Inappropriate Joanna Levesque Illuminati Caring Peverted Mother speaks to you Directly. Through her music. --- -I forgive all my exes -And my sex be the best -It was love, it was fast -Put in work, just get it back -Sixty-nine, lock it down -Tear it up, make it bounce -Say your name, say it loud
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Emily Artful Toad 06/16/2021 (Wed) 16:14:33 ID: 5971ea No.106361 [Reply]
Ok bro's I don't know much about this person. But I stumbled upon this entirely schizophrenic woman's video. It might be interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3xHC4GwNrQ here is a related video about the drama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AioU7yTjUQ I am a suspicion this is all Kayfab to get e-fame.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>106367 As I understand it she went to a Goober Gobber ant-feminist phase and the dude she was dating at the time is apart of that clique and the Dudes new GF, who seems like the type of person who would use Foxdicks, was allegedly trying to turn her into a lolcow with false allegations or something. This allegedly has been exposed and the video was a tell all on how she was stalked by the internet. Yet all I can find is people Grifting off the drama trying to dunk on this CreepShow person and asking for Likes and Subscriptions. Thus I have a hunch this is all Kayfabe with CreepShow involved designed to get e-fame. There is some talk about it over on the FoxDicks that I found when trying to dig into it. I just found it today, bickers Jewtube algorithm put it in my feed but apparently this all dropped on Sunday. Its an autistic rabbit whole that I don't have too much time to dig into. Which is why I brought it here, bickers perhaps JMK or King of Pol will use there power of autism to unmask the truth.
^reddit spacing... wew, didn't realize bickers I had the quick replay window so small. They looked like proper paragraphs. >she went to a she went through a*
>>106370 Don't count on JMK or bryan dunn but I might look into it as it seems interesting.

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lol Toad 06/10/2021 (Thu) 09:54:44 ID: dd3c82 No.105585 [Reply] [Last]
well. what does it matter. must regulate extreme mood. like sport.
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religion isnt a mass of slaves anymore give it a break or rrally some never got enslaved
havent read everyone s book but only the jew had history of being shat on apparently everyone else is a faggot unfortunately
>>106327 nmfb really name yourself
no one wants to be the slaves i guess nor th straight, the tranny, the god idiot's job
>>106327 Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based

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#GamerGoyim + Ni/gg/er Thread [cake/v/ + /gg/]: "pedophilia is just like basic biology bro trust me" Edition Toad 05/10/2021 (Mon) 09:40:06 ID: 113fc0 No.102181 [Reply] [Last]
This thread is a place for a complete dedicated discussion of the #S​ARGON general from the remnants of 8chan's /v/, otherwise known as cake/v/, the thread has a history of discussing anything but a 7-year-old dead movement attacking a strong woman and mostly prefers to be a /pol/-lite mixed with discussion of why furfaggotry and pedophilia are actually totally based and something an oldfag would endorse! The #S​ARGON thread is a walking contradiction, whether it is the fact that they claim to be oldfags despite the fact that they are clearly redditors that latched onto 8chan for a semblance of the lack of culture they so desperately crave, and hence their obsession/attachment to old gamergay related memes such as vivian and the exodus from 4chan, claim to hate kikes one minute but use a board run by a jew and claim he is /ourkike/ the next, or just the simple fact that during #gamergay they constantly talked about how it wasn't really a natzee movement run by manhaters while posting how much they hated queen anita, there is something truly fascinating about these subhuman pedophile oldfag larpers. It is to say that these subhumans in all their time posting about the same fucking shit for so long have never changed and have forever remained as redditors trying so desperately to fit in with anons, the only thing they successfully adopted was the massive cope that pedos on image boards and websites all around the internet have used to justify their disgusting want to molest innocent children. I think it is fine time that >we finally had a new thread that discussed the ni/gg/ers, even though /cow/ has been a zombie board dedicated to the exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and jcaesar187 related individuals for almost 3 years chuckles for some reason >we live so rent-free in these pedos heads that whenever something happens to their little hugbox they blame >us. The fact is these pedophile faggots are an endless supply of julay that keeps on giving, their autistic statements never cease to amaze me, it is time that instead of simply lurking the thread I shared the autism with the rest of you 5 autists here and had a little of fun for once just like old fag times. gaytor As of now acidfed and mark mann the pedophiles have begun to openly allow pedophiles to discuss their wanting to fuck little girls on blacked.gov, otherwise known as markchan, cakechan, 8blacked, or marks personal pedo haven. >We know that they allow said discussion bickers they themselves are pedophiles. Ni/gg/ers, have shockingly come out in support of pedophilia, I know shocking! It isn't as if 7 years of their thread hasn't already shown how much they want to fuck little kids and proven queen antia and zoe right about #gamergay. Apparently the king slaphead directly contacted mark and has supposedly convinced him to remove the board, but I don't think that has happened as of yet and the cp spam is still pretty intense over there right now. Recent ni/gg/er thread where they were having their meltdown: https://archive.is/zsOGa /cow/ was being blamed for everything as "/cow/ are duh reeeel pedos bro!" Another little bonus is that known pedophile john barnhill was totally not shilling himself on the thread as well. Credit to the anons in this thread here for most of the images I have now plus alerting me of their recent meltdowns in the first place, ni/gg/ers are still running damage control there right now! https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/45327.html https://archive.is/o40FT Cake/v/'s current main address:

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>be me, feeling bored and checking the rest of webring >pretty much everything dead, check for "active" places other than /duo/, /tv/ and here >see this https://prolikewoah.com/animu/res/49629.html#50402 who the fuck is the owner of that board?
>>106078 Francis owned the board >>66834 until his doxxx, now I do not know which /animu/ faggot owns the board.
I guess one of the fuckers ni/gg/ers were spamming lolishit on /tv/, /dup/ or /b/, bickers this IP is banned from there, what's its sad, but comprehensive. Also I wanted to see some lamia and spider monster girls in /monster/, but the place is full of loli garbage and horsegirls with their G​AMERGATE pussies. More proof that lolifags are like furfags and cuckposters, if you leave them unchecked they will take over the board.
>>106329 Ye I used to browse /monster/ a bit as well, but the stock of the board made me rethink wasting my time there.

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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>>105832 >people are going to think you're afraid of using the term faggot for things and are a redditor or similar normalfaggot site user habitually Redditors tend to be oversensitive about people thinking they're from reddit like that.
After three years I checked /pol/ and by the gods, that place is sad as fuck now, it's only porn, /leftypol/ raid threads, glow in the dark threads and overall no quality. The only "okay" thread were the NatSoc ones and even those are pretty much only four anons spamming images. /tg/ is full of redditors, like the pozzed kind far worse than the average redditor who used to use cuckchan back in 2016. /tv/ probably is garbage and unfunny now. I posted on /v/eddit a few months ago when my goal was to get a PA to fuck with Fallout Frontier mods. Guess what happened after I doxed the mods and larped as mods in the threads to make everyone there mad at them? foxdickfarms and grifters got involved and /v/edditors "trolled" the mods by paying superchats...
>>106012 >foxdick got involved >it went to shit >gen z redditors sent super chats to "own" jannies Fucking hilarious, can you post caps of jannies breaking down though?
>>41358 >>105831 go back normalfag
>>106012 lol I remember how modern /v/ owned the mods of Frontier by PAYING superchats, pathetic as fuck. And after that lots of grifters started to make videos about the whole mod.

Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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post her feet and she talking about uncut cocks
سوف يحترق الأمريكيون Terrorism is OK, Welcome to the FBI watch-list, New Anonymous Operative. >>This is important.
https://www.emirates247.com/entertainment/christina-grimmie-s-killer-thought-they-were-getting-married-2016-06-17-1.633294?ot=ot.AMPPageLayout Seen this type of guy before, the only difference between 'PROPHET' @ 'KEVIN' is that Kevin couldn't control his emotions and his mistake was falling in love for Grimmie. Prophet is the cold-effecient killing machine creator. Anyhow, any E-Whore who uses sexuality to gain fame eventually gets targeted by Crazy Dudes, however unfortunate for Nastassia Ponomarenko this 'Ass Fuck' video would eventually result in her end. We are just watching the show, enjoying the show as we watch it. If you Google Sex Clips on Nastassia Ponomarenko I think it's very clear who has won the battle of "I'm Stronger than You". With the 'Ass Fuck' video of "Nastassia Ponomarenko" on every corner of the internet, I can safely say that "38_PROPHET" or known as 'Tom' irl has clearly destroyed her reputation for life. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. WE DO NOT FORGET. WE DO NOT FORGIVE. EXPECT US. Final note: Nastassia Ponomarenko is a E-Whore who brought this on herself. fin.

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Dream is FAT AS FUCK Clayton Ray Huff 06/14/2021 (Mon) 04:00:39 No.105996 [Reply]
Fat Minecraft Youtuber with fans that want to torture and rape him and are in denial that he's fat.
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you have to go back to lolcow site, faggot.
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same energy

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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>>105157 Thank you tarrantdup very cool.
>>45042 Only Mark makes Gahoole look like a chad in comparison, despite the fact that both own a shitty warped Nintendo console >>45047 One who doesn't delete this clip, why you guys haven't hired Vaush? He's so fucking autistically dense like your jannies are.
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>>105157 You do know that isn't really marks butt hole. but joocie boi posting is pretty funny
>>99060 You know who gets else gets asshurt and pulls out the "No U" card? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZg5mmE889Y
Is Gahoole sucking Mark cock recently? In the gold Гунт he praised mark while shit talked zachfag for exemple lol I wonder if he changed his views

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