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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430 [Reply]
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

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Guntlemen... Robi Board owner 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:03:50 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
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Ashton and Toad McKinley have been really lazy with the catoy coverage and the Pat allegations. Not nearly as hard on him as they were on the Гунт.

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

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Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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>>98785 >employees Wtf do these people even fucking do?
>>98786 Editting, mixing, recording. Scour imageboard/reddit/twitter for trending topics that Jeremy can latch onto. Viral marketting and sharing the videos. Damage control and public relations bickers the fat fuck literally can not go a day without a gaff or general faux pas. He has 11 E-FUCKING-LEVEN full time employees.
>>98785 >>98786 My bet this is an actual lie. He does not have a sound or video editor that also films him, while also shilling his shit on the interwebs. He himself is a natural shill and the sound of this being a business is better than him being a literal shill that just shits out shill opinions that are worse than a investor brokers opinions.
>>98752 it is heartwarming to think gaytor still constantly reports this place to jcaesar187 >>98763 >destiny has got a lot of shit from lefties in the past year for defending his right to say nigga in private and for his quote when talking about the kyle rittenhouse shootings, why havent they targeted commies like vaush who say it? or did i miss that whole outrage? or is it bickers he resigns himself to online only larping/grifting?

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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keep it to ur site lowranked retards i only replied cuz got bored on metarot (http://metatorrkdagnx2njwvnzqeclsk3qbwabr6hori4vmivj25qy6s6gsad.onion/over/) and clicked "additional sites" for quick cheap laughs (there's julay world listed)
>>98538 discord is useful for making money as for those just fuck those they aren't even funny fuck them or hurt them physically when you get the chance. it feels good
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To not get tricked by losers, this is a small reminder for you. Make money from they while they are dumb, fuck them over, fuck them literally, and abuse them. Or they will try to fuck you after finding some kind of a loser company btw this thread is over you can fuck off back to your moderated shithole, fucking poseurs and remember that chans are for pedofiles since the first one
Some autistics take all the memes way to serious, you guys know almost 90% of people on any wizard board are just larping as incels, right?
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>>98691 > moderated shithole Generally it's better to have a good diet than a poor one. That helps to moderate one's shithole. Pic maybe related (not sure about the moderation of that shithole)

Gahoole2 / Patrick Nelson Toad 11/03/2020 (Tue) 17:45:05 ID: 13edc2 No.89421 [Reply]
A failed normalfag briefly known as the BO of 8/japan/ from bumfuck nowhere (Saint Cloud, Minnesota). Fancies himself a "comedian", known for shilling his unfunny garbage on ghettogaggers and imageboards. Possibly cursed with the worst genetics on the planet, he looks like an ogre and is grossly prematurely balding at 22. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>92504 The transformation is kinda ebin to be quite honest.
>>92504 >2015: Discovers imageboard through epin twitter hashtag #GamerGate >2018: Takes over as board owner of /japan/ >2020: NEET and full time anime kinoisseur It is almost shocking how this pic parallels the choices he made in his life.
>>92704 G@hoole watch cucknime?
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May I present, patrick nelson's starfish.
>>98767 So it turned out Toad McKinley got catfished by a girl who was into pegging, and took the anus pictures for "her". Prime suspects are john barnhill and yakuza.

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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179 [Reply] [Last]
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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shalom mie felloe /cow/boys, since diz iz the designated jahans thread eye figure eye'd post a compendium i designed for a /lit/ty book club entrie awn my own board (/lit/) when >we read Jahan's corpus 4 the sake ov preservational convenience - the ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS READER, encompassing nearly every document linked by this thread's image OP amalgamated into a single PDF file. Awlsoe included is Weresylph Dawning (which proved 2 b a major pain in the ass in incorporatean into the document proper) as a separate PDF. Hope you frens enjoie dis semi-belated x-mas present %^)
>>97596 as addendum 2 this: this document is designed to be used in conjunction with the OP image (ctrl+f'ing within the PDF 2 find piece titles since aftur formattean 1029 fucking pages I had 0 interest in doing a table ov cockss) 2 locate whatevur nightmarish horror story you wantid 2 revisit 4 w/e reasons inscrutably ur own.
>>97531 Sorry, kiddo, but being a trans woman is the future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcKZXZZE1P0
Does anyone have any of these, if you do i can download them and then put them on my Mega. 20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7FV0zYxR!y81Cb5HJRWO8OoAC9bqgyA 20161105 tyZ22qMRYo0 Remember Remember the 5th of November.mp4 to 20170130 j2-FcsC9n2s The Genocidal Should Reconsider.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!yfZRVIoT!CKDsidXWmeH_88tCQT9U0g 20170130 o84ybUb5DXM A Crisis of Autism and Employment.mp4 to

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Jahans at this point is more fit then King of /poz/ and Jewsh, he's really hitting the iron on quarantine

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Mumkey Jones Thread Anonymous 08/22/2019 (Thu) 08:47:39 ID: b9d450 No.3046 [Reply]
Figured I should start with some OC. I'll re-edit it to be more NSFW if you guys like it.
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People really tried to push him as lolcow only to fail he's a really chill and nice guy, is really hard to make anyone hate him
>>98596 All this board does now is try and push people as lolcows and fail at it due to the agenda behind them. Even the namesake of the entire site is just some boring talentless streamer that nobody outside of the little streamer bubble everyone here exists in is even aware of or gives a shit about.
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>>98596 Okay, Fuz.
Oh shit I completely forgot Monkey Jones even existed. What ever happened to him after he got cucked by a 16-year-old?
anyone has the full videos of him fucking the furfag or the othe time he humiliated himself?

Nastassia Ponomarenko (Shadow Government Operative) Leaked. CIA 05/15/2020 (Fri) 16:21:37 ID: fdba34 No.54618 [Reply] [Last]
Main Julay Shutdown.
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>>97715 Not him, the dude has some long hair and dark skin, fit but only 5´8.
>>98224 Maybe she could be dating more boys and we don't have an idea bickers she isn't putting it on social media. Not my problem, She can date whoever she wants, including multiple Sexy Kurds or Jews. All that matters is that we did manage to kill her...the effects will not be immediate, but I assure you the results will come in due time. The method we used, 100% (REDACTED). Enjoy the Lethal doses of Autism_ShitPosts.
Consider Nastassia dead.
>>98602 L O L

(WARNER BROTHERS CONTRACT) [Illuminati, rated 2016] IBM (Power7) Genuine 01/19/2021 (Tue) 03:50:51 ID: 1bb3b0 No.95928 [Reply]
Welcome, Enjoy the stay to the Sexually Seductive Sessions brought to you by the Illuminati(2016). In Honor of "The Black Child", we expose the POLOPIS Users of the Illuminati. (If you want the Regular Illuminati exposure, please refer to The Black Child Only for this intel.) Remember to not believe in Joanna Levesque for she is a liar and a seducing Sex Machine. Your Penis will erect and you will blow your Sperm uncontrollably as you are forced to obey the will of Your Superior (JoJo Levesque). With the jokes aside, Enjoy The Show. https://lbry.tv/@ILLUMINATI_2016:2 (Downloadable)
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>>You Are Now VERY Gay
Gay
rtgrt

/PTG/ Lolcow Thread??? Toad 11/27/2020 (Fri) 08:25:21 ID: bb826b No.91428 [Reply]
Lets discuss some magapede/right wing lolcows and their retardation and stupidity or just post images of them being insufferable faggots.
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gfgfg
>>95176 >>95177 cope newfag. u just ass blasted cuz that Chile commie put fags like you in gulags
i'm fucking glad those maga fags finally died. but sadly i'll miss julaying them. RIP
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>>95176 your /lgbt/ "memes" are peak discord cringe
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