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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126
Edit: Fuzhou is currently damage-controlling on this thread and telling me to constantly edit the OP, here is said edit, the only thing that is getting added is more facts about your pathetic existence fuz. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE FIDF OR THE FUZHOU INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE THAT IS IN THIS THREAD AT THE VERY MOMENT, ANY FRIENDS OF FUZHOU THAT HAVE ANY STORIES ABOUT HIM PLEASE POST HERE IN THIS THREAD ALSO MAKE SURE TO POST AS MANY PICTURES OF HIS WHORE AS POSSIBLE! Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc https://yewtu.be/watch?v=RjD9bNeCT7o https://yewtu.be/watch?v=fooRUkRPc_M Fuzhou's Whore GF's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/pristineamethyst/media FUZHOU FACTS >tried to get online fame and respect by going after a low hanging fruit aka Britbong, only to be b t f o'd by Mr B T F O instead, giving Britbong/Manlytears his first winning in years >after almost two years, got b t f o'd once again by Britbong, even Britbong alogs had to agree on how pathetic Fuz really is, think for a moment, imagine being humiliated by Britbong in 2021 >he's a welcher, can't pay his debts or keep his promises >and yet whenever he is in a tight situation he proposes a bet to avoid facing the consequences or paying off previous debts >bad loser, in an endless cycle of being unable to act like a man >chronic marijuana addict, thinks WEED LMAO makes him a cool guy, did a whole stream only smoking weed like a teen boy and even his fat fangirls felt embarrassingly by >chronic butter addict to the point of being considered a fetish, popularly known as Butterboy or Buttergolem >circumcised to the point of needing to use butter to masturbate >50% bodyfat, plays Ring Fit Adventure and other girly fitness video games and think this will make him lose 30kg >has a strange obsession with breakfast cereals, can spend hours talking about different brands and rank which ones are the best >already admitted that he eats cereal with cream instead of julay >once ate the equivalent of 2kg of Frosted Mini-Wheats with 3 liters of cream >contracted a $20k debt with uber eats, literally order food through the app five times a week >literally broke the toilet at his house (his parents house) bickers of his diet rich in cheese and junk food, had to fix it the same day he was being de-moded from Empty's server after being humiliated by multiple randoms guests for hours >janny for a community that hates him and does it for free >was homeschooling like Britbong, never learned to have social interactions like a normal man >no friends irl, terrible irl interaction with co-works and family >claim to fame is reading foxdick farms threads on youtube to fat wine aunts on his youtube channel, deserves a thread himself (congratulations, you got it) >self admitted narcissist, think is better than everyone else, including other e-celebs >he unironically thinks he's better than anybody in the server or youtube comment sections, using logical leaps to make excuses about yourself >he really believes that he's not a lolcow, that everyone else, from other ecelebs, to random anons online are the true spergs and cows with sad lifes, not him, never him >shit talk Bryan the KoP, and goes crazy if someone says he's for EmptyHero what KoP used to be to Mister Metokur, hates being compared to Bryan in any way >same about when he's compared to Toad McKinley, even though he claims to be friends with Toad McKinleyGamer >feels envy and fear from P P P, already shit talked P P P on several occasions during EmptyHero's streams, but is scared to death of P P P or anyone outside Empty's circle to notice it >only honest when it comes to self-deprecating, otherwise he lies and uses other mechanisms to got what he wants or avoid responsibilities and confrontations >has no real position about anything, he's soft like his own fat body and his arguments and banter are easily cut like butter >takes pride in being a "friend" of whores from OnlyFans, including trannies
Edited last time by oldestfag on 09/10/2021 (Fri) 05:03:41.
>>118581 >This is a bit off topic but does the butter construct coming to the ass end of the internet to cry about a tiny image board laughing at his ridiculous behavior He can't help but want to defend his honor to the three spergs on this thread making fun of him, that is just how things are and always have been, the fact that he continues to do this shows how much asshurt talking shit about him and his whore gf do to his brain.
Hilarious to see Fuz asking for evidence and veritable facts when he is well known for fake up facts and evidence or not caring about it when talking about others while reading foxdickfarms pages.
For anyone wondering who the hell Plague is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjH0GWlDTMk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJl3iZwGSnY Also a good part of this stream had hm as a guest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVKz8bNx7XY He's just one of the many randoms from Empty server who "doxed" Fuz gf by that I mean posted her onlyfans pics to shitpost on chat and also banter a little bit with him on vc.
the coping only goes so far Fuz
>>118244 probably his worst spiral in awhile
>>118989 >doxxxed some onlyfans whore Based discordspic.
>>119213 Lmao nobody actually doxed her, Fuz was retard enough to make it happen. He made her public and some random coomer joined the server and share her onlyfans with everyone. The same coomer also said that Fuzhou appeared in some of the videos and photos
>no go after this nobody that every discord spic is pretending to go after so I don't rage quit altogether! Fuz the Buttergoylem really has a deep in the negatives IQ, does it? Falling for such obvious gayfabe is sad! Not only is he on a pattern >1 you're a sperg >2 you're gay >3 back to 1 but the discord spics on Empty's server have somehow found a way to edit it to develop new gayer patterns by going after this discord spic to keep him coping
Will Fuz be dumb and needy enough to keep inviting himself as a guest on streams or will he finally notice how this is stupid and walk away from Empty space? >>119229 He likes to claim to be a genius, bud. He's the true king of banter, not Manlytears!
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>>119317 Fuz loves to claim that he's smart, until something dumb he does blows up in his face, in which case he says "I never claimed to be a smart man." LOL
>>119340 Do you have any clips of him saying that after being b t f o'd?
>>119523 I'll see if I can dig some up. I know its happened on Empty streams a couple times.
>>119592 From what I noticed, he try to avoid confrontations, not bickers he is a peaceful person, but bickers he is coward and has no ability to win fights by his own, that's why he tries to be mod from discords servers so he can ban people if they made jokes about him. If he cant ban people, he will act the way you described, he will backpedal and accept being humiliated the notable exception is when someone is talking about Butterlady, he get really mad whe shes the subject lol
FuzhouYT was once again right about P P P and Surfer, I hope he can make a good video about the schizo neonazi.
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>>119771 Hi Fuz. Everyone was right about FuzhouYT and his camwhore ex.
Anyone has interesting screenshots of Fuz posting on foxdickfarms? As far as I know, he gets mad when someone accuses him of having socks accs.
The buttercaust is a kino stream, fuz unironically is exactly like the OP says about him.
>>120011 did you watched only that stream or other streams with Fuz? I haven't watched anything just with him, his streams are boring as fuck, but I'm sure there are some julay moments and more information about him on his channel. On EmptyHero streams even the most irrelevant streams have some pearl and information about him being a retard consoomer or just weird. Honestly, it seems to me that he never had any irl friends, especially contact and friendship with men/boys that's why he doesn't know how to interact with males, only with fat and sad women from the farms. Also watching the streams it is notable how pathetically he holds EmptyHero as his only ""friend"" in the world lol
>>120027 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgPG5UOfn3I listening to fuz right now, his stream, he actively talks to the chat if you don't just spam, he's actually quite entertaining in the sense that he actually does respond. ALRIGHT NO WAY ГунтRETORT YOUR GETTING TIMED OUT FOR THAT ONE MAN NO SAYING BELLA DINDU NUFFIN!
>>120027 I also listened to a couple other clips of his spergouts, and one of the britbong streams, either way the buttergolem never ceases to entertain me with his blandness.
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>>118244 Hmmmm
In the last EmptyHero stream around 16 minutes he talks about this thread and how he enjoyed it, but he disabow the anon shit talking Joey. But he doesn't seem to have connected the dots and have rationalized that it was Fuz shit talking Joey and others to try diverge attention lol
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>>120083 perhaps, my stripling young lad, some people just know how to say something directly, without making things awkward ;)
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>>120089 lol hi, Empty. Get Zeb on stream again for some chill time with the old boys, the dude can be a literal jew furfag, but for some reason you have a chemistry and people do enjoy him in small doses. Or Derrick after he stop being pegged by his gf.
>>120089 >still lee is fuzhou More like his father or older brother, the resemblance is certainly uncanny.
>>120078 >butter boy pays money to insult people that hurt his feefees on trannycord
Hi fuz you're a G​AMERGATE and your girlfriend is a fat whore
fuzs girlfriend sucks black cocks.
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>>120212 Well, she's a whore and do anything for money, including pretent to be gf of pathetic dudes like Fuz lmao
Yeah fuz won, voice changer guy failed
Fuz is thinking that Brown Amethyst will date him again (for a third time) after they watching capeshit films and he paying to her more sex toys, that's why he is so sassy at the moment. Also, essayfag, well you tried, buddy, drop the voice changer next time and try other tactics instead of just using the same talk points from >us, it don't work around those people.
>>120258 >can't capitalize >can't punctuate >"gee fuz won" Wonder who could possibly be behind this post.
>>120264 I got him to sperg a couple of times but what I realized was he only truly responds if you push his buttons. He got extremely angry when I attacked mister redditor, cecil mctroon, his tranny friends/gf. I tried to sort of be friendly towards him but he actually responded to my friendliness with disdain, wasn't even being ironic I think fuz is a fresh of breath air as a cow, I think that he had listened to empty earlier and was already on the defensive though. I should have waited until fuz was on stream at some point if I wanted a direct ambush
Fuz once again pretended he was busy to run away from VC, but is on youtube chat right now being b t f o'd by britbong once again
>>120266 No, Fuz won. You have that faggot essayfag from stream to thank for ruining it. >>120274 < h-h-hey guys I did sumthing amiright haha The only thing you accomplished was making me and others think better of butterboy. The whole crowning jewel of Fuz being a lolcow was that he could be felted by anyone including britbong, even with Empty shielding him. Now there is someone lower on the shit totem pole, and that is you. That is what you've accomplished. There was so much momentum here until you came to fuck it up, fag. Well done.
>>120298 >The only thing you accomplished was making me and others think better of butterboy I wouldn't say anyone would "think better" of the butter golem. But yeah, the faggot with a voice changer somehow even more retarded then fuz.
>>120298 >>120305 No one will think better of him now that he posted his own dick pic I'm not saving that shit to my computer to post it here
Fuz is lying about his height again. For months, before alogs started to go after him, he claimed to be 5.7ft while talking with Empty on streams. After a few months, with alogs from Empty server making jokes about him being fat he started saying he was 5´11ft. Now while arguing with Britbong he is claiming to be 6ft. Who else is fat and sensitive about their height?
>>120307 I'm sorry dude but you have to unleash the beast for everyone to see.
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>>120310 The things I do for some people
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>>120312 >bent duck >kiked
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why did he post his schlong to own the short british midget
>>120308 I believe OP showed before with stream audios Fuz lying about his height before, and now he's adding another fifty centimeters He said to be 200 pounds before and 5'7ft, Isn't that obesity and plus manlet status? Maybe he's even more fatter.
>>120307 > I'm not saving that shit to my computer to post it here Same sentiment I have when it comes to saving pics of Fuz's ex gf's dirty butthole pic. Or any picture of her for the matter.
>>120312 >>120315 He will eventually cope and say it's fake and not really him, like the usual. >I posted someone else cock bickers it's funny and everyone else believed at it bickers they are stupid!
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>>120315 So this is the "eggplant" that empty's discord refers to.
Britbong left or got kicked from the call and Empty and Fuz are circle jerking Fuz is bragging about how he destroyed the manlet and essayfag while the entire chat is asking to Fuz be kicked
Imagine being ESSAYFAG, he accomplished the feat of being destroyed in a short time by Fuz, P P P and foxdickfarmers namefags. Not even that stupid streamer anon who once tried to win favors with the board by calling jcaesar187 show back in 2018 played such a pathetic role. Even worse, this idiot kept saying "we" "us" "we from /cow/" "us from /cow". No wonder you've become the most hated and most desperate anon for approval this place has had since 2020.
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