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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc https://yewtu.be/watch?v=RjD9bNeCT7o https://yewtu.be/watch?v=fooRUkRPc_M Fuzhou's Whore GF's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/pristineamethyst/media FUZHOU FACTS >tried to get online fame and respect by going after a low hanging fruit aka Britbong, only to be b t f o'd by Mr B T F O instead, giving Britbong/Manlytears his first winning in years >after almost two years, got b t f o'd once again by Britbong, even Britbong alogs had to agree on how pathetic Fuz really is, think for a moment, imagine being humiliated by Britbong in 2021 >he's a welcher, can't pay his debts or keep his promises >and yet whenever he is in a tight situation he proposes a bet to avoid facing the consequences or paying off previous debts >bad loser, in an endless cycle of being unable to act like a man >chronic marijuana addict, thinks WEED LMAO makes him a cool guy, did a whole stream only smoking weed like a teen boy and even his fat fangirls felt embarrassingly by >chronic butter addict to the point of being considered a fetish, popularly known as Butterboy or Buttergolem >circumcised to the point of needing to use butter to masturbate >50% bodyfat, plays Ring Fit Adventure and other girly fitness video games and think this will make him lose 30kg >has a strange obsession with breakfast cereals, can spend hours talking about different brands and rank which ones are the best >already admitted that he eats cereal with cream instead of julay >once ate the equivalent of 2kg of Frosted Mini-Wheats with 3 liters of cream >contracted a $20k debt with uber eats, literally order food through the app five times a week >literally broke the toilet at his house (his parents house) bickers of his diet rich in cheese and junk food, had to fix it the same day he was being de-moded from Empty's server after being humiliated by multiple randoms guests for hours >janny for a community that hates him and does it for free >was homeschooling like Britbong, never learned to have social interactions like a normal man >no friends irl, terrible irl interaction with co-works and family >claim to fame is reading foxdick farms threads on youtube to fat wine aunts on his youtube channel, deserves a thread himself (congratulations, you got it) >self admitted narcissist, think is better than everyone else, including other e-celebs >he unironically thinks he's better than anybody in the server or youtube comment sections, using logical leaps to make excuses about yourself >he really believes that he's not a lolcow, that everyone else, from other ecelebs, to random anons online are the true spergs and cows with sad lifes, not him, never him >shit talk Bryan the KoP, and goes crazy if someone says he's for EmptyHero what KoP used to be to Mister Metokur, hates being compared to Bryan in any way >same about when he's compared to Toad McKinley, even though he claims to be friends with Toad McKinleyGamer >feels envy and fear from P P P, already shit talked P P P on several occasions during EmptyHero's streams, but is scared to death of P P P or anyone outside Empty's circle to notice it >only honest when it comes to self-deprecating, otherwise he lies and uses other mechanisms to got what he wants or avoid responsibilities and confrontations >has no real position about anything, he's soft like his own fat body and his arguments and banter are easily cut like butter >takes pride in being a "friend" of whores from OnlyFans, including trannies
Edited last time by oldestfag on 01/22/2022 (Sat) 23:08:48.
What do you guys think would be the effect of this with the likes of jcaesar187 and Warski?
>>128247 >>128255 Not the first time, Fuzhou already paid superchats to Gym multiple times, same about other ecelebs, in my accounts, he's already spent about 200 bucks on superchats with Mister Metokur, and that's just from the streams that I endured watching the paypig part, and I didn't wasted my time watching the last three Gym streams. So probably it's around 400$ by now. Also, he's a patreon to multiple faggots, including the usual ones beloved by redditors and only God know how much he spent with Onlyfans. He might seethe and deny it, but he actually has massive debate for someone with his age bickers of his nature as a consoomer, he buy multiple copies of the same game, spent with ifood/ubereats all the time since he don't cook and not to mention the drugs.
What is the evidence that Fuz has posted in this thread? Empty himself already said that Fuz never posted here attacking Joey JoJo, you damn idiots. And for almost a year you guys keep blaming him for it, always bringing this subject up.
>>128841 t. fuzhou he was here at some point trying to get people here to talk about the other various discord trannies that were making fun of him instead of him.
>>128856 Don't bother. Reason and logic will slid off his back like water off the back of a buttered up duck.
>>128841 >Empty himself already said that Fuz never posted here Does Empty have a parental control extension on his browser or something? And if so, does that also include tor browser? Appreciate the Yooka Laylee code btw. The camera was a bit wonky during flight and the sex jokes were a bit out of place in a childrens' game, but it was a fun collectathon.
>>128869 I mean, what would he have to gain by posting here? Better to ignore it for him. His fans don't give that much of a shit either.
>>128902 what would he have to gain to be the moderator of a gay discord where everybody hates him? what would he have to gain humiliating himself on stream again and again? Fuz is a retard and makes nothing but bad decisions
>>128856 You just proved my point, fucking idiot. You have paranoid delusions, I'm the OP of this thread and as a promise for the new year I promised to come here to repair my actions, I overreacted and made up most things in this thread bickers I got butthurt with Fuzhou and Empty for dumb reasons and I know for a fact that someone pretended to be Fuz here to attack Joey Jojo, probably Britbong or the dog poop eater. Empty know it.
>>128255 >>128866 Again, it's you guys who are overreacting and acting like emotional girls without any logic or arguments. Yes, his girlfriend had an onlyfans, but he never paid her any penny. He already knew her even before she created an onlyfans, dumbass. I lied about him being friend with any transgirls from onlyfans. It's pretty obvious that most of Fuzhou haters are actually fags, in the literal sense. To the point of making edits involving black cocks and searching all over internet for his dick pics.
>>129003 >>129004 Fuz, get off the internet for a while, have a stick of butter and calm down. You're going to have a heart attack if you keep getting so worked up every time people on the internet laugh at you.
>>129033 Dude he's actually the OP, you can tell by the fact he doesn't have an ID at all. Stop being retared.
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>>129038 >you can tell by the fact he doesn't have an ID at all Not how ids work.
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>>118244 >>128841 >>129003 >>129004 Holy fuck Fuz, just admit your hate for Joeyjojo. Admit your mistakes instead of trying to gaslight or trying to deviate from the subject, you always do this shit! Only if Emptyhero second channel is deleted all evidence of you trying to gaslight him and audience will be gone, and you've spent way too much effort reporting his discord server over and over, stop acting like the Manlet or Гунт and try to become a better person.
>>129038 >>129058 No sure if the first post is bait or not, but Fuz is retard enough to know how things work around here, especially ID's, for example >>129033 share the same ID, but we are using same VPN, not the same person. Fuz probably spent months thinking of a way to try and pretend to be the OP so he can try to make the thread be deleted.
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Back to posting on Brits foxdickfarms again I see Fuz.
>>128813 NO, way that is fucking pathethic spending money on fwend simulators like Gym and other notable fwend simulation while also giving them Patreon gibs. Also instead of going to free pornography sites where onlyfans leak, leaks all the time, he subscribes to onlyfans whores and pay them money for being whores. I can get buying multiple copies of a game if you forget that you had that game preordered or buy one at a bargain bin or sale only to realize you actually had that game before hand. Also no being able to cook a simple meal, that is what I would expect from a social retard but what kinda drugs are we talking about like illicit market or legal prescription? >>128841 This thread has not even been up for a year, you retarded downsyndrome faggot. >>128856 what discord trannies are making fun of him? My negro you need to bring those stuff into the thread. Along with random jewtube clips, streams and other things of interests. >>129003 Now tell us about this Empty character, why is this Fuz fella so interested in this guy, is it like his only somewhat real fwend bickers he is a social retard or what? I am confused, also what in the fuck is a Joey jojo? >>129004 >acting like gurls without logic, reasoning and arguments negro what? >his gurlfwend was a onlyfans whore. >he did not stop her from becoming a whore. that says quite allot about his character, he might become a cuck murphy unironically. >I lied about him being friend with any transgirls from onlyfans. Obviously bickers you cannot become a fwends with people via onlyfans that is like befriending ones favorite escort whore, are like retarded? >>129083 pretending to be op so he can get the thread deleted, that sounds retarded. I just want to know more about him and a thread is a good start to convince fellow /cow/boys if this individual is worth paying attention to. That is why, one should always archive, share jewtube clips, streams and screencap stuff he says that is retarded or funny, even schizo. >>129210 wait, so some pretended to be Fuz in a game and then he reported the account, bickers people would believe that he is bad at games. That's retarded if you are not in a clan or something.
Anyone here remember how many liveviews EmptyHero used to had around Zeb times? >>129210 Funny how fuzhou has the typical reddit taste, including for avatars also he's fucking mad at Britbong bc for some reason the manlet is having good number of views on youtube, im pretty sure that Britbong is using a few socks accs to watch his own streams, but yet, he's putting four times more live views than fuz
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Brit had 156 viewers last stream
>>129579 Meanwhile the butterkid is deleting some of his old streams or more recent ones with few views... But, maybe he's deleting some of those old streams for some spicy reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN1cklIJWN0 When the hell started, the first time that Buttergolem joined a Emptyhero stream.
>>129800 Fuzhou felt the cold sweat come down his fat back with the prospect of him becoming a well-known lolcow and being talked by people like P P P. Since then, he's been trying to remove as much of his embarrassing moments online as possible. No only that, but he's still reporting everyone who's ever talked to him on dms on discord or made jokes about his ex-gf. Emptyhero had his discord deleted once again, Gassious Clay also once again had his discord deleted, same about many others.
Fuzhou here, I want to make it clear that I have never reported EmptyHero or anyone else on discord. I have never had any involvement with transgirls, either on onlyfans or other sites and social media. My girlfriend and I are best friends and bitter or insecure people will never be able to understand our relationship. I never wasted time attacking Joey Jojo, he's a goofball, just that, we all banter with him, it's natural. And Brits are subhuman, so anything I do to them doesn't deserve any consequences.
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>>130131 >I want to make it clear that I have never reported EmptyHero or anyone else on discord. that sounds suspicious >I have never had any involvement with transgirls, either on onlyfans or other sites and social media. you are just pulling our legs now, faggot. Now you are going to tell us how you did not give a blowjob to a tranny? >My girlfriend and I are best friends and bitter or insecure people will never be able to understand our relationship. That is something someone with no fwend would say, and that is something someone would say when they got caught sucking off a tranny. >I never wasted time attacking Joey Jojo, he's a goofball, just that, we all banter with him, it's natural. I dunno what the fuck that is. >Brits are subhuman, so anything I do to them doesn't deserve any consequences just like sucking off a tranny?
>>130163 You're projecting your own gay desires once again, Jaydens.
>>130214 sheeit I heard for Fuzhou himself that he as into trannies and he told someone that he had a porno addiction to laddyboy porn on pornhub then it just escalated from there.
>>130216 You're talking about trsperg, not Fuzhou.
>>130221 No, I am talking about Fuzhou. He was at discord then he started to talk about trannies but called them transgirls, and then he started to be a pervert and say how a tranny is different from a ladyboy bickers a ladyboy is a boy but pretends to be a lady, and it made Fuzhou kinda horny for some reason bickers he meant that the thai ladyboys had a really feminine penis. That is when I called him a fag and ragequit the discord call, he did also talk about how he was collecting these pictures of the feminine penis as baseball cards, that blew my mind wide open. That's when I deleted my discord account and fucked off from that service and software.
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>>130385 > Guess we know now why Empty has taken such an interest in butterboy.
>>130163 >>130214 >>130216 >>130221 >>130385 >>130396 God, you are idiots and you have schizophrenia. It's you, Britbong?
>>130396 I don't know to be quite honest mang, but what happened was that there was a super duper secrete discord server called T-girl haram. I was so confused what in the fuck that was, so I had to check it out. Fuzhou was the admin and he had a bunch of tranny mods, and that is where I saw his deranged mind and his obsession onto ladyboy pornography, he would make poetry of the ladyboy pornography with marvel avengers and twist it up with marvel horror on Halloween. It was so confusing! But when I asked the buttergolem if he was a Muslim, he said no, the server is called transgirls harem bickers he wanted to experience a harem.
>>130385 I've see at least two trannies from OnlyFans trying to defend Fuz before when we was really being bullied by Empty's fans months ago, and he hang around and treat trannies with a lot of respect in certain circles. Also, I got banned only after making fun of him in very weird circumstances. I guess he really is a thin skin faggot.
Another girl to add connected to Fuzhou RaiinBowRave#4733
>>130385 He follows a dozen of them on twitter
>>130589 >RaiinBowRave#4733 Just the nickname by itself already have a big tranny vibe, what about her? Any details?
More fakes news about someone who barely streams, lol. Get someone more funny to talk about, lol.
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>>130692 Hi, Fuz. After pretending to me be while using tor now you're also trying different vpns to pretend to be other anons?
>>130673 He started freaking out when we trolled her last week.
>>130695 Schizo, take your meds. >>130699 Pure bullshit, you probably lied about that discord person being real.
>>130589 Hello Britbong, or should I say Gregholden#2925
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Is Fuz simping for the onlyfans butterface girl with a dirty ass after all this time and drama? He already "dated" her twice so far, wtf, just move on, you love to larp as a chad, Fuz, get another fat chick instead and try to not dox her this time lol >>118565 >>130761 Hi, pal, let me ask something, are you a bi pothead?
you're all just jealous that fuz gets the bussy and all you can do is dream to one day become fuz's personal bussy boy
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Fuz still hate P P P and want him out of his own stream. Imagine if P P P had paid attention and made a video or stream about the butterboy months ago. Would have been Chaggot tier of kino.
>>131185 Louie Anderson died today, would be the perfect opportunity for them to at least make a little joke about Fuzhou, as the buttergolem looks so much like him, but without any talent. I think even a little joke about Fuzhou being a cuck and lolcow would be enough to make he go full ballistic again and people pay attention for our Buttboy.
>>131185 >>131236 I guess that Fuzhou is right about JoeyJoJo, the genetic failure paid superchats to P P P and Andy in the Kino Casino! Toad McKinleyATHETIC
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>>131236 I think Louie would approve of Fuzward of Butterina.
>>131322 I noticed him once again trying to get attention and online friends by paying superchats, lmao. He and Fuz were made in the same mold of needy thicc ugly bois!
>>131716 Good oc, but disgusting. >>131322 >>131724 I wouldn't be surprised if Joe also pays for onlyfans subscriptions.
>>131322 Is that the 3rd party site that allows any name to be entered? Don't know the guy, so I can't say, but there is room for doubt. I did notice that Fuz had a [Message Deleted] in the chat. Thought it was odd. Does a P​PP janny have it out for him, or did he get banned?

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