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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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>>16296
Unlike the women in Jahans' basement.
Anyone have his 2000 sub Q&A? That was a good one.
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>Jeremy Corbyn lost
https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2019/12/general-election-2019.html?zx=c2dfd0886cb14657 I have been so angry today that I have barely slept and have given myself RSI furiously playing Fallout 4 to distract myself from this.
What did he mean by this?
>>27026 Godwinson?
>>27026 >murdoch murdoch watches godwinson >survivethejive watches godwinson Truly the kinoest of all e-celebs.
>>27026 Based StJ
>>26943 >I haven’t felt such visceral anger since I realized nazis know where I live and were threatening my family. It’s as if all at once you are knocked to the ground and battered by the realization that your enemy is so much more dangerous than you thought they were Ah yes, I remember the horrors of Nazi Germany when six million jews were prank called and sent pepperoni pizza. >I am making myself ill achieving nothing. I have been telling myself over and over today that “I can’t do it.” It's like he purposefully ruins his own life to spite those around him.
>>16296 Jahanism never dies. >TFW watching a peak esoteric video after not having seen any Jahanist material for several months How I have missed this guy.
>>27820 Any you G​AMERGATEs have jahans archive? I got 20 of his spiciest old deleted videos. Looking for more.
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OH SHIT BROS from his facebook lol
>>30783 It’s actually a step up for him, as shitty as that beard looks
>>30783 He still looks jawless.
>>30783 What the fuck happened to Quinton Reviews?
>>30783 finally hit puberty ate age 30.
>>30783 How many bodies are rotting under his floorboards?
>>30783 Abu al Jahans
"Why Donald Trump is so Terrifying" finally back online... https://www.bitchute.com/video/zOMgF1ETNuiC/
>>3528 possibly incomplete https://mega.nz/#F!PdcGiSJR!SV71IS0177MQJUzwUVkyXA 20150825 AxD4CTALpv4 The Mental Health Crisis.mp4 to 20150916 uz8rndWAUa0 This Is War but we can say No More.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!ySQWRSqS!JprAOVGgrYGZ0rdUq9T6YA 20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness.mp4 to 20151026 nFBR8N3ndTE Bioshock 1 and 2 review and analysis.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7q4izS7I!8HtGz2oLhfwrkhJ5oYlHgg 20151027 g_vFfVUWQPc Status Report 27th October 2015.mp4 to 20151127 HnejR72koLI Why we shouldn't bomb Isis.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!teAnwSrQ!56jsLq5cmPwXYH1pdLdFSw 20151128 fXAO_c8aQBk I don't care anymore.mp4 to 20151227 DFLwkHSsfAc The Exorcist extended cut review.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!XPoTkCxT!Sh6eikOshP9QRGwa2G1AVQ 20151228 D7bcxWfV-tY post christmass vlog.mp4 to 20160130 qVL_m3oGM-o Let's Chill Out episode 3 Skyrim.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!BPw0VKBY!-3IvarhQhWDi5_b0JmFbng 20160130 vR2NpGV9Cqc Kingsman The Secret Service Review.mp4 to 20160215 KrIv6iLlJis Feminism, Regulated Capitalism, the Value of Criticism and Niches.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7ctUHIpL!6s7a9TkUxASi0fJIyQzrTg 20160216 f-rIE9fgZmQ censorship and using toxic energy for good.mp4 to 20160304 A3rUwXAk0cM Can the American Police Force maybe try not killing absolutely everyone they're scared of.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!AbBUhY6L!QELMXtSQrBz4IOAq3-mb6w 20160305 1rPSlAL7UF0 On fans, fandom and acknowledging the weaknesses of fiction.mp4 to 20160324 t9JT-cMINc0 The Fever Cure.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!TSoyVAjC!3KPFfwUO68g1sTYZ3Ex9KA 20160327 -JpLQL_SOls Fuzzy Logic Trailer and Introduction NSFW.mp4 to 20160423 AAUSu2-f2J8 Labels are important.mp4 31 videos https://mega.nz/#F!CDYnyK7Z!_eIhI7sWkc5OfYvx53Przw 20160424 6C03VJf4bmA Getting Organised.mp4 to 20160522 leSoNZreI4o Fantasy Crisis Planning.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!XXwUWaoB!7vCJACXPBHyPXv-SFcyFFw 20160525 5tGsjayZcUA I finally understand why that fanfic was problematic.mp4 to 20160726 wHWsDlUflLs Sanders Endorses Clinton and Ask Me Anything.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!r7AxTK6a!znZw8JBb6AtAwjwpcndtyQ 20160727 QMaWv1wKWQo Marina Joyce and the line between Fans and Creators.mp4 to 20160823 rBZ8z2gfcMw An Explanation Before I Block People.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!zrRnhKzQ!NFfWY-qM42uxS9rE5KB9ig 20160824 xxDayOWNx5A An Explanation Of The Lore Of The Multiverse.mp4 to 20160920 cByv5cLlgHQ 2000 Subs A Vlog.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!6dl0wIKT!1CTeHOafCuIm4veOoCk3Kg 20160921 YmBLqZRkTTc 2000 Subscribers AMA Answers.mp4 to 20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7FV0zYxR!y81Cb5HJRWO8OoAC9bqgyA 20161105 tyZ22qMRYo0 Remember Remember the 5th of November.mp4 to 20170130 j2-FcsC9n2s The Genocidal Should Reconsider.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!yfZRVIoT!CKDsidXWmeH_88tCQT9U0g 20170130 o84ybUb5DXM A Crisis of Autism and Employment.mp4 to 20170308 rdhrhm7E0vE The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 2.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!WnAAFCoB!axd2mPF8dcVr-kKB5Wi7iQ 20170310 5Nleno1GA6g The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 3.mp4 to 20170526 z4b8-046SAs Fight Club Thoughts.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!ZPJEgKLa!dSz9vG8s6l3-hGOKaUkJAg 20170528 EEWURqorLII Social Justice Stalling.mp4 to 20171214 4CiyNCYSr2U EDA Reviews E03 The Body Snatchers.mp4
>neetbux increase >don't have to go outside >no more pressure to get a job Jahanic heaven
Godwinson is now totally cucking Johans with PPP, what a shame.
yes ugly pathetic
His life now is better than many Гунтguard members and IBS refugees of course in fact
>>67848 >you don't matter to me >there are police in america abducting people classic jahans segue
>>67848 Where is he? That's not his usual grotty bedroom
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>>67848 A new bloggage, as well: https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2020/07/24th-july-2020.html >Do not misunderstand me I am a man. I identify as a man and getting the testosterone has made me feel so much better, so much more like what I am supposed to be. I love the beard and moustache. I love that I m physically so much bigger. >A few years ago after tensions between me and Dad had finally reached a climax he tried to get my testosterone stopped and I was so angry and hurt. This matters so much. I am a man. This is important to me. My masculinity is important to me. >At the same time my questioning of my gender identity and gender expression didn’t stop. So much of what it means to be a cis man is societally enforced bullshit. >I think there is a perception among those close to me that in some ways my autism has lessened as I have perceptively become less weird over the last decade but it is more true to say that I am more comfortable with who I am and have language to understand how and why I am the way I am. >I now understand for example that the reason I like Barbies really is just bickers I think they are pretty and cute, no more no less. I like to be surrounded by cute things that make me happy but to my idiot younger self Barbies were girly and therefore icky and so it was only okay if I liked them bickers I was a manly man who liked women. Reasoning that was fucking weird but I didn’t have the language or self confidence to appreciate why I liked them. >My father was a monster who thought buying me shit made up for terrorising me and proving no emotional support and I am still learning the extent to which mental illness effects my mother and her behaviour towards me and everybody else. >I am continually reminded and made more aware of just how much women constantly navigate monstrous cis men and have to be on guard bickers an innocent mistake or stupid bit of weirdness could be a sign of danger. I feel like the idiot boy who was swimming around with a shark fin on his back in Jaws. I might not have caused any harm myself but I have no guarantee that my stupidity didn’t scare or unnerve people bickers they have experience of the predators that do exist. >That said. All of that said. All the context provided. I have had time to think about myself. I don’t think it is enough to say any more that I am just a cis man who presents in a masculine manner. >A community I am a part of is still reeling from the revelation that a middle aged lesbian cis woman was a cis man catfishing other women and manipulating them into sharing nude photos. In this context I don’t feel right saying that I am anything other than a cis man until I am absolutely certain. It feels disingenuous and potentially harmful to those who have been traumatised by cis men. >What I will say though is that if the grand spectrum of gender presentations, gender expressions and gender identities is analogous to a large ocean with being cis and heteronormative in presentation and expression analogous to the frozen polar ice caps then I am now starting to get my feet wet.
I have a hard time believing enough Jahanist are still trying to contact him to justify making a video about it, and making a video certainly isn't going to make the situation any better. He can't be that clueless. So what's his game? Has he been shunned from his twitter community? He also, once again, deleted all the videos on his channel. Thankfully, I had the good sense to back them up. >>67887 It's not the room that we've come to associate with Jahans, but it is the same room he recorded the last batch of videos in. I assume it's in the same house and was originally his sisters room and then one of his parents moved in there after they separated. Now that Keith and Helen are no longer living together, Jahans decided to move into the now vacated room after trashing up his previous one.
>>67848 he'll be back. they always come back
The channel still up, correct? Earwinson said anything about him recently about that last video? or Ashon was become his more accessible and submissive Jahans and he doesn't care anymore
Jahans is hospitalized, somehow the idiot contracted covid and bickers of his fuck up genetics this is worse than expected for someone with his age
>>80478 How did you glean this?
he died or not?
Lads, is there an archive of all of the Farshnuke stories that doesn't have broken links?
I hope based jahans didn't bite the bullet.
>>91516 he will be back in a few months looking fit as fuck praising usa for finally destroying Dup and earwinson will never recover
>>91534 It will make Asthon seeth and cope >n-nothing wrong about my body, Jesus will save me!
Does any still have a seed for these or any mega.nz backup bickers this stuff genuinely amuses me. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:40a3208eaeb23bdbbd6c8b8ab045b47b021d2a46
The only thing sadder than Jahans these days is the state of /cow/ which didn't even acknowledge his NEW BLOGGAGE https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2021/02/the-collapse-of-hope-bloggage.html THE COLLAPSE OF HOPE > White Supremacists are obsessed with me
>>97403 Based.
>>97403 Take your pills, Niggerchu.
>>97403 No mention of ALEXANDRA FUCKING JAHANS SON I'm disappointed in fact of course, perhaps he'll de-transition once he can get a doctors appointment.
>>97468 Since his hero is now a beautiful ginger transwoman, Jahans will probably stop taking T and will take some estrogen instead.
>>97527 I doubt it. Jahans never experienced puberty until he was in his 20 and when he did it was by taking test IM at least once weekly. Getting on test when you a middle age man how had a normal puberty is a game changer and you wouldn't want to stop just for how much it improves your life. You feel energetic, virile, confident, and strong. Blasting test when you never had puberty has to rock your world and I honestly can't imagine him giving that up easily when the memory is relativity fresh. Plus you know Jahans was loving every minute of the ego trip that was realizing he could physically carry his dad out of his home when he first started on test. Also he is a consummate coomer so having his libido die the moment he switches to HRT would probably piss him off enough that he would rage quit HRT within a week. I just don't see him doing it unless he got memed into by his social circle and even then he would quit in no time flat.
shalom mie felloe /cow/boys, since diz iz the designated jahans thread eye figure eye'd post a compendium i designed for a /lit/ty book club entrie awn my own board (/lit/) when >we read Jahan's corpus 4 the sake ov preservational convenience - the ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS READER, encompassing nearly every document linked by this thread's image OP amalgamated into a single PDF file. Awlsoe included is Weresylph Dawning (which proved 2 b a major pain in the ass in incorporatean into the document proper) as a separate PDF. Hope you frens enjoie dis semi-belated x-mas present %^)
>>97596 as addendum 2 this: this document is designed to be used in conjunction with the OP image (ctrl+f'ing within the PDF 2 find piece titles since aftur formattean 1029 fucking pages I had 0 interest in doing a table ov cockss) 2 locate whatevur nightmarish horror story you wantid 2 revisit 4 w/e reasons inscrutably ur own.
>>97531 Sorry, kiddo, but being a trans woman is the future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcKZXZZE1P0
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