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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2
All of Gunts subscribers got doxxxed lol hmu https://files.catbox.moe/7m2jsx.csv Recent News: >gunt acomplished nothing in his three-week vacation besides getting butthurt at some IP2 autist and cheating on his pedo GF >Ashton Parks continues his decent into guntdom >Surfer finally had enough of the canuck gunt and kicked Ashton out ITS FUCKING OVER INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Bella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018) Archived Threads: https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018) H8chan Archives: https://archive.is/https://8ch.net/cow/res/390723.html Julay.world Archives: https://archive.ph/http://julay.world/cow/res/2.html AlogSpace Archives: https://archive.is/https://alogs.theguntretort.com/cow/res/2.html
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>>120399 The fag is trying to become an eceleb by presenting streams from what I've heard, he's acting like KoP, aka like a waterhead fag which inserts himself into various things by clout and approval. Also he named dropped Weasel and /cow/ like KoP used to do about /pol/ and Daddy Gym. What will be next? He will try to debate Sperg of Tiamat and be B T F O'D too? >>120403 I will need to listen to everything again to analyze this, but he actually looked like an idiot and made /cow/ as a whole look like retards internet tough guys, neither Britbong nor random discordfags so far played such a bad role before against Empty and Fuz.
>>120404 Oh no, does /cow/ needs an exortism?
>>120404 >in fact of course he may be the board made sentient. That would explain his ridiculous self-importance
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Somebody link the Emptyhero stream reupload. I will enjoy him talking about all the characters on this board as background noise if I get around to it.
>>120409 Brtibong is reviewing his contribution right now: https://odysee.com/@brit bong:c/live:0
P P P was being a passive aggressive whore in this Week in Cuckada, especially against Surfer and right-wingers on telegram. >But I'm surrounded by layers of irony, am I not epic and funny? No. >>120405 >he is doing streams Lol, if true he's in fact the next Bryan. >>120408 Calm down, bud, he will show up accusing you of being Koi or another namefag pedo. >>120411 Holy fuck, big if true. I read in the chat during the stream people encouraging him and telling him to ignore any past dramas with EmptyHero and focus on attacking Fuz, but he failed at that. The only good thing he did was expose Empty's love for Corey Barnhill.
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>>120410 >>120411 Thanks. Looks like Britbong is rocking the Greg Capullo version of Joker with a fashy undercut on his facerig. Weirdly, I was just looking up the different versions of Joker in comics.
>>120412 >Calm down, bud, he will show up accusing you of being Koi or another namefag pedo. I was hoping he would so I could laugh at him more.
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>>120399 >>120410 Does anyone have the timestamp? The SmegmaKing stream is over 5 hours.
>>120415 skip around until you hear the guy using a voice changer to lower his voice 10 decibles
>>120417 How far in? I don't care about the greasy dykes opinions about canada.
I am smoking trashy cigarettes called winston and I saw that people are saying that Essayfag got pwnd by Fuz? It is no wonder bickers he has these essay in his speech and that does not work on you know, short term memory people like Fuz and that other faggot. >>120397 The guy that cannot watch a subs on an anime is now embodiment of /a/? How can that even possible? It is like he tries so super hard to be this weeb and anime boomer but has not really seen the popular anime boomer kinos from back in the day, or the recommendation lists from the old /a/.
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>>120416 I found the ~3:10:00 point but based on the discussion it sounds like he was on the stream earlier. >>120417 >>120418 Argent is such a homosexual. Dude is Sperg of Tiamat tier.
>>120418 I didn't time stamp it, but it didn't take the pig hog long to start seething, huffing and puffing. >the other guy asks him a normal fucking question >DID YOU KNOW SURFER VOTED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE LAST ELECTION CYCLE? >u-uh, anyway, *starts talking about COVID* >YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE THINK TAKING THE VAX IS A SIN, BUT THEY HAVEN'T READ *insert bible verse* >y-yeah, i took the vax bickers i didn't want to lose my job, anyw- >TELLING PEOPLE TO JUST REFUSE AND GET FIRED IS PRETTY EASY WHEN YOU'RE A SINGLE WHITE MALE WITH NO FAMILY ABSOLUTELY P P PATHETIC
>>120421 >he thinks you should vote lmao
Ancapistan is streaming about the Canadian election https://youtu.be/6uuGXrlJLbQ Also the fed is back https://youtu.be/ovGHvb1-mAQ Clip of Britbong from the recent Fuz stream https://youtu.be/tCJ0stPr4nw
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>>120419 In fairness, /a/ did go to unusable shit years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if it's all /v/edditors by now.
>>120420 I am watching the surfer stream from 3 days ago. >>120421 Wait, really did triple p say that some people believe that taking the vaccine is a sin? Also why can't people get the virus right, it is not covid but SARS-CoV 2 and it's new strains that might evolve into SARS-CoV 3 or something, who know the new strains are fucking around all over. Normal people are more worried about the long term effects of any vaccines bickers some have have shown to cause neurological damage like that one Swine Flue Vaccine which literally caused narcolepsy in some people.
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>>120424 even so, I would expect at-least one of them to have seen some of the old kinos from back in the day. Only bickers it is weird or fucked up like Urotsukidoji Legend of the Overfiend which was an actual normal anime but bickers of the OVA format back in the day, they could technically just make porn and call it a day, and that is what basically this OVA movie series is an animated porno with tentacle rape with allot of blood, bickers the monster is about to coom and he tears his rape victim apart. Then you have Ichi the Killer episode 0 the companion anime to the movie Ichi the Killer, Memories from the guys behind Akira with almost the same quality even modern stuff like Hellsing ultimate OVA which is really entertaining bickers it just becomes more and more crazy with each episode and it is obviously violent as all hell bickers it is made by a crazy person.
MKToad McKinley Mission Is Terminated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6sIgD_75s4
>>120430 how much longer before we get an AI Earwinson?
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>>120417 The last 3P videos were terrible, he found himself on the grifter's paradox where he needs to pump out cocks but there isnt any cocks worth pumping, so he does the laziest most lower common denominator videos on auto pilot, reminds me of the Metokur sunday streams about nothing where he just ham it up to fill one hour of talking with the most basic of takes. At this point, Toad McKinley, just do streams revealing dirt on Surfer, grift as much money as you can and then vanish.
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>>120430 MKToad McKinley NEVER DIES Downloaded these like two years ago, go figure
>>120433 Does his bank lock him out if too many superchats donate $1 saying G​AMERGATE?
>>120432 >The last 3P videos were terrible Most of Asstons video's are terrible. The only thing that made it entertaining was either he was so drunk he did something embarrassing or he had a good supporting cast. People like Godrodson, Surfer and LeoPirate is what made 3P good.
>>120436 Some of his earlier bible study videos actually weren't that bad, but this was before the drugs entirely took him. Also some of his other videos about soygoy and that one time he sung pure imagination were also pretty good.
>>120420 >>120426 Essayfag was shilling his shit streams to >us on Гунтstream some time ago, the faggot is trying to become an eceleb. Shameful. And this Argent fag was trying to make P P P pay attention to him some time ago, ignore the fact that he's a literal fag and furfag trying to present himself as a good and trad white man >>120430 >>120431 Yesterday some dude called the Гунт and larped as G0dwinson and the Гунт actually was drunk enough to believe it was the real one >>120432 >>120436 he's done bad streams/videos before while solo or without Baked/Chaggot cocks. But he's living on a new low, for the first time in all these years I'm giving up on watching all his videos, I open it, I listen for ten or twenty minutes and close the video bickers it's horrible even as background sound.
>>120438 Did Brittany weigh in on this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ymkGRhiUI EVS and DA Talks Try to Peg Preston's Lawsuit, Speedrunning Court, Tim Pool is Weird
its just not the same experience
>>120441 Surfer reveals future streams >Death Note reviews once a week >weekly Bible studies with The Simp Show
>>120443 Honestly thought the simp show fag would have turned on surfer for Toad McKinley but its nice to know hes actually on surfers side.
boy hes shitting all over Toad McKinley and the louisiana succubus at the very end here yeah i was surprised at how many regular names i’d see in chat turned on surfer immediately
oh no no no
Is foxdickfarms still projecting their mental illness onto surfer?
https://odysee.com/@subcultured:6/SE05EP20:a surfers on reading DMs between him and Toad McKinley says theres a 99% chance of them streaming together again bickers they both feel they owe it to the audience
>>120449 cokeshi was literally shitting on him not even a week ago, wtf
>>120443 >Bible Studies with the Simp Show >not CUNTPIRATE I sleep
>>120443 >no Cooking for one with Surfer
why does pig wear this neckless did he pick it from sandras corpse
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>>120453 perhaps Pantsjew bought it on etsy for his birthday.
Fpxdickers said P P P was on the snake diet. Isn't it the one where you have nothing but water with salt? No wonder the fatass was so salty.
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Just watching Surfer on Aids Moby and Moorski and they showed a BBBBBased post by Gonzo on his telegram.

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