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Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
Livejournal account:
Reddit accounts (banned):

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:46:26.
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>>54362 >a woman would marry a guy obsessed with /tv/
>>23565 Hi Zach. Emma Watson Queen Never Ever
I have broken new ground today in the study of Zachology. Those familiar with the hapa probably know these things about him by now: >hates John Carpenter, specially The Thing >hates Solaris by Tarkovsky and praises the 2002 remake >hates Emma Stone, in particular her movie Aloha >hates Nicolas Cage, in special his movies Fire Birds and Mandy >hates Apocalypse Now >claimed to be a Sikorsky employee to impress "Lauren" You guys know who the main character and the hero in The Thing was? R.J. MacReady, helicopter pilot. You know one of the many differences between Tarkovsky's and Sorderbergh's Solaris? Berton the helicopter pilot is gone from it. Who is Emma Stone's main character in Aloha? An air force pilot. Fire Birds has Cage as a helicopter pilot, Mandy opens with Cage entering a helicopter. The most famous scene in Apocalypse Now is the one with the helicopters playing Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner. Sikorsky is known for its helicopters. Zach's dream in all likelihood was to pilot a chopper. That dream was crushed by reality and he hates everything that reminds him of it. Alternatively, one of his bullies from school may have become a helicopter pilot.
>>77075 Perhaps Zach has a good taste while you're a schizoid plebbian redditor.
>>77085 Hey Zach
>>77171 >no penis worse hermione
>>77171 >shadman that's worse than being a pedo >>77172 dilate
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>>77600 >/japan/ post the thread so i can laugh at how retarded they are.
>>77601 I think I tripped a wordfilter, it wasn't the tengupedo board. Test: /japan/
Yeah I tripped a wordfilter. Well played jannies lol, it's probably for the best.
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Unexpected ancient Zach tantrum found by googling "Emma Flopson" in pictures. https://archive.is/aHe7v
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I found Zach's wikipedia profile today, hilarious stuff. Also confirms that he lives in Stratford. Postcode checks out with the address we had too.
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Zach's profile in Passthepopcorn + movie ratings
>>87436 >recent snatches OH NO NO NO
>>42617 >>42746 >3 cm tfw you are almost 7 times larger then Zach
>>87567 3 cm erect?
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Zach had a normal life, while the majority of his a-logs are deformed freaks without life.
>>87954 Zach is a cow, but to be fair, his haters are very similar to DSP haters. And DSP always win.
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>>87954 >>87981 Flopson has no career.
>>87999 very true, but yet, Zach had a normal life way more happy than the life of the majority of his a-logs
>>88116 >lives at home with his parents >no job >no gf >no friends >only the most boring franchise to rewatch constantly
>>88221 Are you talking about gah0ole?
>>88116 >more happy "Happy" doesn't mean "hapaesque", Zach. It's from "happiness", a concept closely related to cocksment and satisfaction.
>>88116 And the comparative is "happier", not "more happy". Educate yourself, Zach. This one is for free: https://thegrammarexchange.infopop.cc/topic/happier-vs-more-happy
>>88264 Toad McKinley's family doesn't talk to him anymore since the FBI investigation
>>88356 lmao foxdickfarms keep saying that Toad McKinley is a pedo just bickers of that stream with Ashton
Zachys back on 4chan currently sperging out in https://boards.4channel.org/japan/thread/141582605#p141584662
>>88221 Zach owns his house in Stratford, not his parents.
>>89332 sure thing, hapa
>>89402 I'm going to find you and kill you.
>>89417 Flopson has no career!
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Is Zach even still active anywhere?
>>102547 Honestly don't know, he lives on through the impersonators, you will know hes truly back when the G​AMERGATEdick spam returns.
>>102547 He seems to be back on /tv/ and freaking out at anyone saying anything slightly wrong with the tranny potter movies https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/155720235/
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I was explaining about Zach lore to a seventy one year old woman tonight. Also about Columbine. How bizarre is that? Why and how Zach managed to be doxed so easily?
>>117853 That's a yakuza edit, most likely.
>>118053 no idea what that means, you know what the song is?
>>118158 Post it for me the thread was deleted.
>>118310 Some french song, I will see if I can find it.
>>118311 It's Italian you fucking Amerimutt pleb

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