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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
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>>36555 >>36557 Thanks klim
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and DOWN Lukas' site goes
>>39261 Cope patch
can someone give me a tl:dr on this new imageboard of his? is it down already?
>be mentally ill gay >get groomed online as teenager >groom other teenagers >take titty pills at 20 >hang it at 30 There, I summed up every discord drama ever. Why are we even bothering with these faggots? Theyre like emos but more boring.
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do you still hate me Chijo?
>>28913 Holy shit, thank you. This is the one I was looking for.
>>24062 He takes: Estradiol spironolactone and proestro
>>41539 reported for doxing -Dɪᴇ4Isʀᴀᴇʟ ¹⁴⁸⁸ Sent from my Iphone using Tapatalk Post counter: 1 Message md5 hash: 1fd1f790c8cb0578949ece6719edaa08 hXN)ems5QG ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████████████       ▄▀ ┌█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████████    ▄─▐▌ ▐▌ ╓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█████▄┌  ╫┘└└└═╧══ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████▄  ╙▓▄ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▌▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█████▄┌┌ ╙╙╙╙╙╙ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▀██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀█▀█▓█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒██████▄┐┐┌┌┌┌ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓████▐▀█▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓╫▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒╫█▄╙╓██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▀████▒▒▒███████▓▄▄▄▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▀▄░▀╫▒▒▒▒▒▒▓█▀▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒╙██═╙███▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▄ █ █▀▀▀████████████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█╙▒▄▄╫▀▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▓█═█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▀▀█ █▄█▌║▒▒▒▒▒╢█ ╙ ██▄║█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█████╗█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒╙▄▄█▀▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓█▐██▒▌╫▒▒▒▒▒▒█ █▄▀█▌▐█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███▌▀▀▌▒▒▒▒▒▒▌▄▄▄▓█▒╫█▒▒▒▒▌█████▀╙▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▀ ██▓▄█ ██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▀█ ▀╙▄╫▒▒▒▒▒███████▒██▒▒▒▒█████▓████▒▒▒▒▒▒▓╜████▓ ██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███▄██████▒▒▒▒  ▄▄▄ ─ ▒▀█▒▒▒▒▒╙╙▀▀▀▀▀▀█▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▄██▀╙ ▄██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒ ▄█▀▀▒╠╕ └─ ╙▒▒▒▒  ▓▀▀▓▄  ╙▒▒▒▒▒▓█████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▒▒ ▓█─▓██▄▌     └╚▒▒ └▄█▌└╬█▌ ▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒█████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒██▌ ╙▒ █████        ╙ ╫█████└█▌║▒╫██▒▒╢█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒██▓▒▒▒██▌    ▀▒▓█╜          ╫█▀▀█▌ ▀╙█▒███▒▒▒║█▒╢▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒████▒▒╢███                    ╙▀▓▀    █████▒▒▒╫█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▒████▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒╢███▓▒▒╢███═                          ▐████▒▒▒▒██▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ███████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒████▒▒▒▒███▌          ╓▄▄╔            ▐███▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒█████▓▓▓▓▓█▒████▓▒▒▒████▓         ╚╠╠║░          ▄███▒▒▒▒▒▓███▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█████▀█████▓███▒▒▒▒████▒▒╗▄                 ▄▓██▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███  ╙████████▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒╗▄          ╓▄▓▓███▌▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   ████████▓██▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▓╗▄╓┐╕││▄▓▓▓████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒╢█████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄  ║██████▓▒▒▒▓▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▓▓▓▄│▄▓▓▓▓▓▓███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒╢███████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓  ▐▓▒█▓▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▒▓▒▒██▒██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒██████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▒▓▓└ └ ┐ ╙▓▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒████▒▒██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███▌▒███▒▒█▒███████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▒▒▒▓     └  ─▐▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒████▓██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒███▌▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒╙  └  ├░┐   ║▓▒███▓▒▒▒▒▒▒████████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▌╢██▓▒▒▒▒▒████████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓  ┌ ││┤╠     ████████▒▒▒▒▒▒███████▒▒▒▒▒▓███▒╢▒█████▒█████████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓═└ └└│     ╓█████████▓▒▒▒█████▓████▓▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█████████████▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒         ╓████████████▓████████████████▒███▒▒▒▒▒██████████████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▄▄     ╓███████████████▓█████████▓████▓▒▀██▓█▒██████████████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒╢█████▄▄▄▓███████████████▒██████████████████▒▒▒▒██████████████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Never Forget The 6,000,000
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>>30867 disgusting scum
did this retard kill himself yet or something?
>>24103 Where is the suicide attempt though? He is leaned against the side so we cant see his other arm. And with his other arm he loosens the belt. After that he leans towards a way so that his head wont be hurt from falling. Then he lets himself fall into the will with his side. And then he just crumbles to the ground. I cant believe noone noticed it. This shit is fake as fuck.
Isn't this one of aero's simps? what did he do to get a thread all by himself on here?
Does anyone have 4chad's egg audio clip?
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>>43421 Lol I snapped that belt in half with my neck and it knocked my ass out in fact of course feel free to try yourself but I know you bunch of retards will believe what you will so that's all I gotta say
>>43751 Imagine simping for a 3/10 self-hating faggot neet who is slowly turning into a catlady.
>>47444 that's probably why he is thread worthy, yes heard he lured underage posters into his pedo lair, I mean discord server, and forced them to mutilate themselves for him
>>29038 Thanks for the lore.
Chijo is baste
>>47400 >I snapped that belt in half with my fat ass Fixed that for you. Stay mad you hilariously dumb piece of shit.
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Chijo had to shave his head about a week ago bickers he had lice. He's still homeless.
will we ever get chijo to chop his dick off
>>64028 DELOUSED
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>>64028 are you telling me this degenerate doesn't even wash his hair? disgustig looks like he will be a balding, homeless tranny living in his own world of delusion, like chris chan, pretty soon
>>64089 At least Chris-chan's mom likes him enough to let him stay.
>>24062 based af!!!!
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>>30867 what went wrong here
>>24103 can someone explain what this mentally ill faggot retard is trying to accomplish here hardly looks like a "suicide attempt" to me
>>65105 massive amounts of burben he also had a panic attack that he still had a penis, and was crying, wishing that it would go away, on the same stream
>>65105 I can understand the fact that he cant afford a gun to do it the quick and easy way but this fucking waste of oxygen is too stupid to just OD or find a nice 10 story high building and swan dive off. This just confirms that he will never actually go through with it. He's too self obsessed and thinks that the world would be thrown into chaos without his edgelord commentary on B and C list chans.
Anyone know what the deal with madochan is now?
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lukas hardin has seen better days
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Reposting from 8kun's /cow/: You need to see the site in desktop view to read the profile description. https://myanimelist.net/profile/Polyphemus >Ayo it's ya boi Polyphemus, cyclopean abomination and bastard spawn of Cthulhu and Hermaphroditus, formerly known as Yakub the critically acclaimed scientist and part-time über guru, referred to in some circles as Touchstone the Clown, and also known as ser heroin biceps AKA Elmo the Snow Queen AKA Julius Ebola AKA Jean Rimbaud AKA Julian the Prostate AKA the immaculately conceived love-child of a naked mole rat and a naked mall rat AKA the Piero Scaruffi of this anime game AKA Heraclitorus AKA Angus Dei AKA Zombie Jesus AKA that one guy who brushes his teeth with orange juice AKA the cool aids man AKA Fidel Castrato AKA an intersectional fascist AKA your goldfish's worst wet dream AKA your little sister's best nightmare AKA your great aunt Helga's premier sexual fantasy AKA that dude who be elbow deep in yer mommy's pancake batter. I be steady wading through ya grandmammy's porridge. What is happening. >I've been hatching vain empires in the darkness since the womb. What have you done with your life? >I don't like the animes bickers they are a part of a vast Oriental conspiracy to control Western youth and lead them into degeneracy. They weaken the minds of our allies, and embolden our enemies. >With USURA hath no man a 2D waifu! >I don't know if/when I'll get around to writing more reviews, but I have a podcast now, so you can get the same cocks there. >I'm absurdly busy. Literally, it is absurd how busy I am. My autobiography will be laToad McKinleyd as a seminal work in the burgeoning genre of hyper-post-postmodern absurdist metafictional auto-hagiography. (If only bickers of the vast quantities of semen involved.) Anyway, if I don't reply to your message or whatever in a timely fashion then that is why. >I have good opinions on shit and stuff, as well as some things and many other things. Come the fuck at me. >Likes: >Loli penis (and penis in general, really) >Vampires (only the sparkly ones) >Nice boats >Semen (the ones on the boats) >Head-pats >Pain (not the naruto guy; fuck naruto) >Commas >Semi-colons >Quotation marks >Marx Quotations >Extremely bad puns >that gay shit >Edginess >Myself >My therapist >Dislikes: >Life >Lewdness >Moderators >Breasts above washboard size >Enjoyment >Zombies >The word "hipster" >Breasts smaller than watermelons >People >Women >Emoticons >Weaboos >Death >Emoticons (except ;-;) >Anime >Manga >Cospray >Moderately bad puns >Edginess >Myself >My therapist >Strengths: >My pretty face (okay, it's not that pretty, but it's pretty pretty) >My edginess (that I cut myself with, as I cry tears of blood) >Muh dick (it's actually really impressive) >Weaknesses: >Being called an "elitist" (only if there are elitists who aren't elite) >Being called "pretentious" (wtf does that even mean) >Being called a "hipster" (wtf does that even mean) >Being called a "troll" (wtf does that even mean) >Malnutrition and fatigue >Scantily clad women (please just fucking kill me, I can't take it) >Love (wtf does that even mean) >My inability to vocalize falsehoods (I write them down a lot tho) >Hobby: Collecting dust >Height: Just close enough to 6 ft. for people to believe that I am. >Weight: Approximately 1.62 starving African children >Cup Size: 8.45 U.S. customary fluid ounces >Penis Length: N/A >Penis Girth: ∞ >Blood Type: XXX >Political Views: Far-right of right >Power level: Over nine-thousandths >Dimensions of Being: 12 >Favorite Shakespeare Quote: "For in that sleep of death, wet dreams may come" >Favorite Food: Your mother's tears (at what viscosity does a liquid become a food anyhow) >Mai waifu: Rape horse from berserk (y'all don't know shit bout that life) His twitter is suspended. https://mobile.twitter.com/AnimeWifeLover He has a soundcloud with "sissy hypnosis" and "femboy interToad McKinleyon". https://m.soundcloud.com/animepussypod/ He's read a shitload of manga, but hasn't logged into his anime/manga account since September 28th. Booking date: 9/29/20 He got arrested and probably lost his phone. https://www.springfieldmomugshots.com/show.php?id=wMKLcnVjeQb7stz&name=lukas-hardin Now he wants to buy a computer, preferably using other peoples' hard-earned money. https://8kun.top/random/res/20854.html
God I hate those coronachan/spacechan/chantopia retards
>>24062 God if astolfo browse on discord and see's shit like this, at the first time, he would've end up like us
>>24219 >>24225 >>24312 >>24313 >>24327 >>24332 >>24335 >>24338 i can't believe there's probably a lolcow in this lolcow board, you know what lolcows can be rehabilitated i guess,
That tranny needs a prescription of pimozide
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>>95170 astolfo is a tranny bro. you aren't special cuz ur fag
>>95170 WAIT A SEC! you're that homo fash trap poster from cuckchan!
>>98380 Beca or something like that, that tranny is pathetic and dirty as fuck even by discord tranny standards
You people are sick 😷 Grow tf up all of you How can anyone in their right mind tell people to kill themselves??
>>105375 They can't handle the true, being a girl is the only option to us white boys or asian boys.

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