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DSP Anonymous 02/01/2020 (Sat) 17:48:35 ID: d31846 No.30181
Surprised there is no thread already. Yup his scam was boring for quite a while and not worthy of much attention but he finally is declaring bankruptcy. 500k$ in debt. Pay your last respects to DSP he is finally going down.
>>30514 Isn't he married? Or is she just gf? bickers if he's married his retarded money antics can also destroy his wife's credit rating, but if it's just gf then I guess it doesn't matter as long as her name isn't on anything associated with it.
>>30225 Owning a not-paid-off condo and buying a house on the other side of the country will do that.
>>30184 the faggot just sits there and plays games all day, and children throw shekels at him constantly how in the flying fuck could he manage to be half a mill in debt? did he just buy everything house/car etc on credit and then just never make any payments on them at all? or was he just buying take-out food all day, every day? or maybe panda ran off with the shit he had stashed in his mattress? half a million is a fucking lot, and considering he used to make a ton more money when he was partnered with machinima, most of this must have happened in the last couple years. idk how anyone could manage something like that. maybe if he had a less sedentary, and more degenerate lifestyle, and a healthy cocaine habit, i could see him racking this much up. but for a dude with a totally sedentary lifestyle, who has been """""employed""""" the whole time, this is downright unfathomable
>>30608 >buying a house on the other side of the country lol oh shit what a fucking retard
>>31058 >did he just buy everything house/car etc on credit and then just never make any payments on them at all? Basically. When he begs his fans he always says he's having trouble paying electricity bills and buying food, but he literally only pays the bare minimum on his debts while the interest piles up, and views the rest of the donations as profit to be spent on recreation. >was he just buying take-out food all day, every day? There's a video where Phil teaches his audience how to make a fresh garden salad. His ingredients are a bag of pre chopped lettuce, a bag of pre cooked and pre chopped bacon, and a bag of pre grated parmesan. If anyone has lived on a budget, they know that pre made shit is ridiculously marked up, and taking the two minutes to grate cheese yourself can save you a lot. He also bitched about his tax attorney recently bickers after learning he filed for bankruptcy, the tax attorney wanted his fee upfront. He's just a child with no foresight when it comes to money and despite bitching about it every day on every stream, seems to have no clue how to handle his own assets. >>30578 Married.
>>31143 >Married. That poor mail-order bride didn't know what she was getting herself into.
>>31058 Supposedly he spent thousands on a mobile game. People that dumb don't just make one bad decision like that, they make many. Those bad decisions compound into a bad situation. >>31143 >Pre made shit Really that's probably one of the least egregious things he's done. I mean, food is ultimately not going to put you in debt, unless you are eating at expensive restaurants every day or something. I think you hit the nail on the head with burning money on recreation and pretending credit is unlimited money.
>>31059 It's sad how people want to bring this guy back up when there's nothing lolcow worthy, so long after all the anti-DSP groups got proven to be more of a lolcow than he ever was, and they don't even know anything about him. You don't know that he was making big money from Machinima, he decided to move from Connecticut to Seattle, Washington? Or that he cited stupid things like "no job market" in CT for why he left? Or even that his moving cross-country cut him off from his family and any friends that didn't try to capitalize on drama?
DSP was recently asked why does he beg his underage fans for money while he has multiple streaming service subscriptions and eats out for every meal. DSP says in the past month he's watched two shows on WWE network, so he's considering cancelling it and then says "mind your own fucking business". This is what his paypiggies pay for. Taco bell and tv he doesn't watch. Gotta respect that hustle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08YXoFcqK2M
>>31143 >Married HA Well she really fucked up. She probably picked him when he was making lodsemone and was planning on divorcing him when he hit peak income, but TOO BAD HE SQUANDERED IT FASTER THAN SHE COULD FIND A LAWYER HAHAHAHA.
>>36012 Fuck off with your moralfagging. >>36023 This is SOK-tier retardation. The time he was making lodsamone was when he first moved out to Seattle, with pandalee. The level of desperation in this thread is proof it's not worth having.
>>36069 >moralfagging. Learn to read, retard. I respect his ability to take money from paypigs.
>>36084 Midfirst Bank takes the money, not DSP.
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DarkSydePhil - 341 Bankruptcy Hearing & Meeting 3/26/2020 (Full) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgJ63hwmCRM >you have a playstation 4 pro system? <that's correct. that is uhh business related and i do still have it >ok. how about a standard playstation 4? <that is, uh, i still own it. it is uh business related >playstation 3? <yup. that is uh business related. i still have it >nintendo wii? <uh.. business related >nintendo wii-u? <yes. business related. i do still own it >nintendo switch? <yes, business related and i do still own it >xbox 360 <yes. xbox 360. business related. i do still own it >nintendo 3ds <yes. business related and i do still own that >playstation vita? <uhh yes i do still own the playstation vita and uh it is business related and i do still own it, yes >playstation virtual reality <yes, i do still own the playstation uh virtual reality and it is business related. and i have it >do you have a computer? WHOEVER'S MAKING THE BEEPING SOUND IF YOU'LL PLEASE STOP. do you have a computer? <i do have a business related computer, yes >a personal computer? <no i do not have a home related computer, no. it's just a business related computer >do you have an ipad? <uhm, i do. it is very old and not functional
>>41605 how the fuck does he have $5k in expenses
>>41612 He put videogame microtransactions down as a business expense.
>>41613 >business expense >do you file separate taxes for your business? <what? >do you file your taxes separately for your personal income and your business <I, uh, I only file one tax return >you claim you have $5,000 in expenses monthly and that your net income is $37. Can you itemize those expenses <what? >can you itemize your expenses <you're breaking up >can you itemize your expenses <what does that mean >forget it, you've claimed you have purchased nothing on credit whatsoever since you declared insolvency is that correct <yes no personal expenses >you've purchased absolutely nothing on credit since october <yes no personal expenses >so you're going to go on record saying you have made no credit purchases since october? <yes >ok I have what I need
>>41614 >ok I have what I need Ruh Roh
>>41605 >>41614 >>41615 all of this was probably made worse by the beeping. Judgebitch was getting mad.
>>41605 >all my toys are business related dood! >tries to avoid answering why he claims to have $5k monthly expenses Phil better e-beg his paypigs to fund some lube for what's about to happen.
>>41614 >ok I have what I need wew time to fuck off to south america somewhere
>>41637 he can't; he's in one of the hardest hit and therefore most locked down cities in America. plus, there are limited to no flights. looks like time finally caught up to the ol' cocksucker.
>>41642 >he can't; he's in one of the hardest hit and therefore most locked down cities in America. plus, there are limited to no flights beautiful i didnt even think about that
the real question is who the fuck leaked his bankruptcy hearings? lmao
>>41647 >tfw even citibank are DSP a-logs
>>41649 in fact of course, stranger things have happened i mean a 40yo manchild who has shit his pants and done nothing but play shitty games terribly for like a decade and beg children for their lunchmoney, somehow managed to actually get married. how fucking wild is that? some chucklefuck /cow/boy who works for citi seems way more plausible than that imo
>>41647 I believe these things are generally available to the public. The beeping was from the teleconferencing system being overwelmed by KF, and the lawyer even questioned the authenticity of the citibank debtor.
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Is Phil missing a tooth?
Holy fuck foxdick farms is gay. I went there to check up on new phil news since this board is dead and they have a dozen or so pages angry at DSP for being homophobic and transphobic towards the new FF7 remake and how he must secretly be gay himself.
>>44800 >secretly Well he might not tell everyone he meets, but he did spend 40 grand on a game about musclemen grappling with one another.
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>>44801 That is true.
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>>44830 That's a good one. I'm sure he will be fucking loves her pussy.
>>44830 >after pinkpilling CWC they want to go after Phil never change kiwi
>>44830 >trannyfarms is filled with trannies imaginemyshock.jpg
>>45021 So is julayworld >>>/lgbt/
>>44801 >40 grand Did the actual amount get out? I thought all anyone knew was that it was at least 10k.
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>>47442 KEK HE'S INVINCIBLE post source faggot
>>47442 >>47479 Seems there are advantages to being part roach.
>>47442 Is DSP the Assad of lolcows?
DSP shit his pants and did nothing wrong
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DSP revealed he was aware that the gay CEO of EVO, Mr Wizard, was grooming underage boys and shit his pants and did nothing about it. >Everyone knew what Mr. Wizard was doing in the FGC for so many years. I obviously didn't know about it. I mean, I knew about what he was doing.... But it was none of my fucking business, okay?
>>64670 Given his entire business model is screwing children, I'm not really surprised he'd look the other way on that.
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Phil finally made it to wikipedia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank%27s_sign
>>82585 Someone needs to add our goutlord to the list of notable individuals, he's clearly relevant enough according to wikipedia's new relevance standards.
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In Phil's recent Rage-a-thon stream he set a tips goal for eating skittles. He'd eat 3 skittles for every 20 dollars he got. He ended up having to eat something like 24 skittles, but only ate 7, spat 2 out, and called chat assholes for asking him to eat the rest, saying it would make him sick.

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