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Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
>>92374 Holy God, you guys are pathetic.
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732 George Street North Suite 2b
>>93298 a few months ago Moliberry paid me some memecoins to fallow Robi to Ashton house like some autistic spy and get his address and with the prospect fuck Ashton for more memecoins I never imagined he actually is so close to me, almost one hour away lmao, and Moli never made me the same offer to fuck with Koi, what a faggot
>>93298 The indoor preview shows very similar decoration/layout to what we see in cooking with surfer, however there is a window above the sink in the listing while in the video there are cabinets. Looking at other listings by the same person, I found one that more closely matches the layout of his kitchen, but is still off: https://www.kijiji.ca/v-apartments-condos/peterborough/jan-1:-beaut-100-compl-renod-4brm-rotary-tr-util-laund-inc/1538480903 Same address though, so there is probably a set of homes in that area all owned by the same landlord and one of them is rented by him.
>>93561 misread the dox, my bad
>>93564 yeah, slightly different layout than the ones in either listing, but consistent style. I thought they were claiming it was the one in the listing not a different one.
>>93565 Watch the video at 1:17:30 its final confirmation. You won't regret. 723 George Street North Suite 2b Peterborough Ontario
>>93567 Nice.
>>93568 A fat guy that doesn't like pizza? Well I never!
>>93573 >sending pizzas to him wow, nice trolling bro!
>>93619 Stay mad ashton
anyone has a full list of ever single e-celeb, z-celeb and randoms which P P P sucked their dick while on VC or streams???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auRiBpbRMpo >Mama JF is retard and can't learn anything As far I know, she can play violin, what about you, buddy? Ashton is four things. 1-Love to fuck e-celeb cocks 2-Daddy issues traits being part of the subtext 3-Eat like a pig 4-Recite kike fairy tales
>>97558 H-He can r-run on a football field...Oh wait!
Ashton is sperging on cuckchan /pol/ https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/308658716
Toad McKinley faggots are already seething and bitching about 3P for one year fucknig pathetic
>>97811 Why does Toad hate triple pee so much?
>>58308 Bruh you have any evidence on Janny Jewsh is jewish? I am pretty sure Kraut is jewish based on his (((german))) politician mom/his nose and CRP based on his behavior. But I haven't see any evidence for Janny Jewsh. And I am reasonably sure the only reason Toad McKinley associates with Kraut is bickers (((Toad McKinley))) wants to just like Toad McKinley brought in Leo even thought Toad McKinley was against it. Honestly Toad McKinley is a big of a spreg but most of his faults are probably due to Toad McKinley who flip flops much more than Toad McKinley. Most recently on Faith Vickers
>>97811 kys pedochu
>>58364 IS THAT ASTOLFOS TRUE FORM???
>>93034 >>93048 lol that has to be a man
Croc AKA Braydon Parks Business Phone: 705-808-0484 Linkdin: https://archive.vn/KicyV
>>98075 I swear kraut admitted to being jewish early on, but that might have been him trying to shield himself from getting called racist.
Eat shit fatass, Fuzhou keep PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDing on EmptyHero streams
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>>100907 >fuz >b t f o'ing anyone Fuz, the butter golem in its own way is more pathetic than Jewsh, Andy and Tonka. Understand the following, I criticize Ashton, yeah, but at least the fat canadian can delivery something nice from time to time, Fuz has zero personality, is extremely fuck up and still doesn’t stop bitching about P P P and other z-celebs while trying to be friend with anyone online, even people bulling him, to think that he is better than Ashton is an absurd even for me, who constantly shit on Ashton when he deserve, and yet, Fuz don't shut up about how superior he is to any other z-celeb, especially P P P for some reason. The better that Fuz can do is is shit talk Ashton from time to time on Emptyhero streams like this week and for the last months, nothing else, as matter of fact, he shit himself every time someone threatens to make a thread about him.
Even fuz mom hate him, everyone hate him He's a discount Jewsh, his only views are obese cat ladies and foxdickfarms trannies Even TripleP has a better and more healthy life style Also Fuz has zero balls to debate anyone, especially TripleP, he will keep doing the same, shit talk P P P from time to time on Empty streams while the entire chat shit on him
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>>100996 Fuz is a fucking faggot in fact of course, 3p would be able to probably become kino again if he ditched the barons mind control and lost some weight.
>Fuzhou keep dabbing on P P P, Sargon and Britbong Our hero
Recently tvch is having at least two christiansfags sperging out about Varg and pagans even in threads that religion isn't even being discussed. One is probably a spic follower of Nick Fuentes, but another one is giving the impression of being the fatcanadian himself! https://tvch.moe/dup/res/74324.html
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Yep, one is a groyper for sure.
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>>108245 >>108247 Ahahahaha it does certainly look like ashton and a gayper are on the thread, I know sperg of tiamat is on tvch as well.
>>58308 Metokur fanboys have turned on Ashton. The cycle repeats itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOGDkPGBtUQ
>>108247 https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/56678.html#q57548 Lmao imagine if it's really some lost groyper. >>108254 >There has never any proof that he ever used or posted in nu/cow/ One year ago he was sperging out about Kraut and Ashton on the cyclical, some shit about how SoT created all OC's of Sargon. >>108257 What about? SoT and the bronie are the few mister reddikur fanboys who constantly shit talk Ashton.
Archived the /dup/ thread. https://archive.is/ovTxu
pathetic board and thread
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Randbot and others should take notes about the number of pedos who are closely related to Ashton Parks >Toad McKinley "Moon" >Gayhoole >Corey Barnhill >Robi from julayworld But wait a moment, you say, Corey and Robi??? Ashton and Corey had some flirtation during the early days of TWIN and new project 2 era, Toad McKinley was interested in knowing if they could use "Zoom", LeoPirate tried to intercede pro Corey since both always had a friendly situation with each other, then for a few weeks behind the scenes Ashton and Corey kept in touch, only for Corey fuck up the Baron goals. Only God's know what both are talking with each other, but take note, there's photos of Ashton together with naked little kids. Robi who usualy visit Ashton and Surfer only have rumors about being a pedo, I've never seen evidence like the other names mentioned. But take into account that he was publicly accused of being a pedo once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10QVUw0D1-M
I'm listening the original Twin streams and some of my old mirrors of P P P. Man, those are the times, the streams had soul. Sad.
>>114188 Toad McKinley is a fed who works for fucking hope not hate kikes. Rand should cover all the jewish pedophiles who are close to Aston Parks on the Petrol Hour. Corey Barnhill and his plate gang have been attacking Randland for years. They have constantly harassed me, Rand, and our group.
>>92374 BASED
>>92374 BASED
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I DON'T MISS YOU SURFER
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Who is the Louisiana sucubus?
>>60677 Why do I continue to see TRS screencaps from between 2014 and 2016? Are there people here who have just discovered this now? It's at the point where the moaning over TRS is like 7-8 years old in some cases. Someone on cuckchan sperged out over a fall of 2012 screencap. It's getting sad.
you guys didn't hear it from me, but if Toad McKinley keeps picking on surfer, dm's and videos of Toad McKinley having gay rp tranny sex with britbong may be leaked to the public
>>119968 Hotter than Fuz onlyfans whore of course in fact >>92374 She deleted her channels?
MrDeadMan as showing photos of Asston dad together with black dudes and saying he got molested as child, big if true.

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