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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do? >ye and I am kinda a big deal >I am a professional 2hu player ya see >oh cool doesn't know wtf hes talking about >are you white though? I don't date G​AMERGATEs >actually I am Asian and I myself don't date outside of my race >oh..uhh....uh...by... Probably the most well known incident on the Гунтstream with John is when he read some of his disgusting dojins. Originally requested by a-logs since >they wanted to see just how far down the deep end he had gone after having shown them all the 2hu hentai he had recently torrented on tor. The first was one of patchouli knowledge being tentacle-raped, showing that John was already beyond "normal" hentai. One a-log specifically asked John for his favorite dojin, thinking that Johns already past comments on underage 2hus would make it some sort of fucked up lolikike shit. John than opened up a dojin with what appeared to be Flandre Scarlet about to be molested in a pre-schooler uniform. Most a-logs left in disgust as soon as they saw the toddlercon, others stayed to call him a pedophile. <uhh hey lads want to seem some quality dojinshi >sure <so ye how was that dojin <patchi was looking pretty hot <want me to read another dojin >sure but why not read your favorite <my favorite? John than plays around with wordy semantics seeming to feel uncomfortable until he is finally convinced to show his favorite dojin after high demand. <alright lads here it is >wtf >fuck this shit I am out >jesus koi wtf is this pedo shit? The next time he streamed John had photoshopped Corey Barnhill's face onto his tengu avatar over a burning background. OWNING THE MEME <I am owning the meme guys Owning the meme that you are a pedophile? Eventually John would start streaming less and less frequently, most likely due to the fact that he was tired of being bullied by a-logs for sucking at vidya, not streaming with his cute and legal imouto and not showing his mommies julayers, both of which he said he would do and both of which he failed to do. John would also grow a contempt and dislike for other Гунт restreamers. timeslot cucked John has also done some other retarded things that he spoke about while streaming on the off-hours of the Гунтstream: >once had an e-gf who he said an hero'd explains his desire for another e-whore to LARP with as his gf >has actually gone to America to meet up with "anons" in real life >one of the two "/pol/acks" he met was apparently non-white or a mutt John made comments about his supposed racial superiority despite the fact that he is a chubby jew. Desperate for fame and success as a speedrunner, tranny John Barnhill attended the canuck NASA (North American Speedrun Association), which was held on June 4th through the 10th of 2018, located at the Holiday Inn Hotel & Suites in St. Catharines, Ontario, near Toronto. His imouto had to drive him there since he still can't fucking drive. https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=fzwpfeFQMis FAILED ATTEMPT TO KILL JULAY this will also recap the essayfag drama since its intertwined with John's plot >John now barely streams at all >cuckimepro disappears from the Гунтstream >supposedly sargoy and molidup microdoxxxed him and scared him off >the essays begin >some say that the Гунтstream is dead while others try to criticize it >its revealed that molidup and sargoy were joking about the microdoxxxx >cuckimepro said he wanted to take a break and fucked off by himself >essays continue anyways >essays accuse every single namefag of being z-celeb wannabes except robi and specifically incriminates molidup as a discord tranny "evidence" that molidup is a discord tranny: <he popped out of nowhere or he just decided to namefag than <uhh he got /mon/ even though the BO gave it to him <uhh he uses discord like robi and John and all the other Гунт restreamers? John begins to spread the rumors about molidup, another anon also purposefully pretended to be molidup to further slander him for fun. As the essays raged on the Julay irc was slowly infiltrated by a host of ni/gg/ers and /japan/ trannies that began to whisper sweet little nothings into robi and the other site staffs ears, Robi became disillusioned and sent in Farmfag to clean up the Гунтstream by forcing mods to change names. Musci, the BO of Julay/v/ and also a Гунт restreamer was having a hard time with the board, he felt pressured by marks shills and wanted to give the board over to someone else. <take the heh pill musci and give me the board <I'll take that board off of your hands goy >musci gives the board over to John >John restyles the board as having no "rules" besides the global rules this ends up inviting mark and joshes cp spammers but he probably intended it to be this way John and his 2hu trannies begin to mass spam /v/ with an endless torrent of loli and toddlercon and suggestive pictures of children. >a drunk and confused weasel notices this and begins to start removing all the pedo shit bickers he believed this would get the domain name taken down again like it had been a week or two before >John makes various memes of this to paint weasel as the evil janny >the next day this continues, but right when his ability to janny anything is questioned a cp spammer appears on /v/ >John keeps deleting the cp, but not actually banning the bot that was spamming the same images over and over again >weasel steps in and bans the spammer after which the cp spam stops <lol heh pill lol tengu based bane lol heh heh <wtf are you doing koi? <do your fucking job <AHAHAHAHA LOL HEH PILL AHAHAH CP IS FREE SPEECH LOL >John talks about how one pedo has decided to keep coming back everyday on Julay to spam cp >john barnhill nukes /v/ bickers he felt robi would demote him anyway due to the influence of the weasel >all of the ni/gg/ers and /japan/ trannies celebrate Julays death >John and his goons post a thread on /cow/ accusing weasel of allowing the cp to be spammed and weasel of killing Julay even though weasel was the one who stopped it >the caps offer little to no context behind the accusations against weasel >John post all over the webring and marks bunker about the death of Julay <the absolute madlad amirite!? >/tv/ and /a/ bunkers don't really buy his shit and already can see his shit-stirring these are random paraphrased quotes that I remember from a couple boards I was lurking and how they responded to John /tv/: >you get no sympathy from >us pedo /monster/: <tengu shit his pants and did nothing wrong fucking based! >I can tell your trying to start shit >weasel moves the thread on /cow/ to /meta/ a bad move on his part in my opinion >robi accuses him of over-jannying and removes his admin status for a few hours >robi restores /v/ and gives it to notrad >notrad is revealed to be another plant from John Barnhill >cp and lolishit are posted again >notrad nukes /v/ again for the ebin lulz THE POWER OF OLD /b/ STYLE TROLLING >Julay loses a lot of board traffic >stuck on backup domain >John celebrates this by using the momentum to launch his own site the pedoreich >John reveals in irc that his intention from the beginning was to crash julay with no survivors bickers muh heh pill and muh rulecucks and muh jannies hes just doing it to build a cult of personality >in a stream soon after, now deleted but archived he admits the entire reason for starting this shit was bickers a Гунтstreamer by the name of sargoy kept cucking his timeslot, when no one but him was even aware he had one <something that results in no survivors DEAD BOARD JOHN WON nawt really RECENT FAGGOTRY >John Barnhill declares victory and war on /cow/ and a-logs <their the real pedophiles bickers they don't like toddlercon >a-logs don't really care what John says and call him a pedophile >robi blacklist John from the webring on julays end, removes his Гунтstreaming key and finally tells him and his heh pilled pedofaggotry to fuck off from the irc >john begins to stream on twitch again >john gets less viewers than he did on the Гунтstream >pedoreich doesn't get many post besides offtopic loli and borderline cp post guess that stunt didn't work out john >hoppe-sama owner doesn't know memory and johns website is connected to the same server >hoppe-sama remains frozen and dead to this day >pedoreich dies in less than a month and john gives up on it >john now has only /japan/ and /2hu/ on prolikewoah which get zero post besides the drama thread where he and other /japan/ trannies larp as oldfags >butthurt john starts shilling thread 9 even more </cow/ is dead </cow/ are the real pedophiles <TROONSTREAM TROONSTREAM <WEASEL >dolphin attacks johns public irc and temporarily takes it over >extreme butthurt is caused by this >dolphin attacks johns private irc >server owner said didn't support loli but loli was in the server name and his hostname >even has a !loli command >finds out the private irc server is locally hosted AT&T is the isp >dolphin begins leaking server ips >johns goons run in terror from the dolphins extreme autism >john finds out that a-logs and the dolphin have been archiving all his streams >john stops streaming and hides most of his streams >john changes the narrative >now weasel didn't just let the cp be spammed he spammed it and so did dolphin butthurt.png >john barnhill internet defense force continues to cope in the drama thread that they totally won but are also to afraid to post there and are confined in their irc >dolphin keeps spamming /japan/ >dolphin begins spamming all of prokikewoah to send a message to loleron that the spam won’t stop bickers john is being platformed >dolphin gets tired of lolerons ignorance of johns crimes and manages to doxxxx loleron aka francis gurahoo with the help of a /cow/boy >sends ups boxes and pizza to loleron >manages to make a deal with francis that if he gives john and /japan/ the boot he will leave him and the rest of prokikewoah alone >/japan/ is set to get the boot from prokikewoah >seething john starts writing tons of butthurt tengu reports >john is forced to go to mark mann and acidkikes blacked.gov bunker >half of /japan/ tells john that they are fine with it anyways and admit they are ni/gg/er crossposters >small portion of /japan/ tells john to fuck off >john is eternally butthurt that he must go to the most jannied and compromised bunker >/japan/ is deleted So much for being heh-pilled when you seek refuge from the biggest janny kike of them all john. DEAD BOARD A-LOGS WON RANDOM FACTS John barnhill was the first person to use the word troon, orignally used on one of his lovequest steams this suggest that it was john barnhill who created and pushed the "troonstream" meme. John barnhill believes that becoming the little girl is the final redpill, he is a tranny in this sense. John barnhill states that aya is his waifu but this is really a cover for wanting to have sexual relations with Flandre and Remilia Scarlet, Chen, and of course Cirno. all of these 2hus are underage physically or mentally in one way or another He larps as aya so he can make his fake news and gossip about himself and others like a faggot. John barnhill sexually rated his own sister, describing her as cute, but refusing to share her with the rest of the a-log audience. johns now calls a-logs the real pedos for wanting to see and marry his sister but she is 17 and is legal in most of the united state and all of canada. Prmanager stated that john barnhill lives on a american indian reservation and that this has kept him from being arrested for cp charges, if true this means that john is half-kike and half-injun. Since it is john’s father that drinks it is best to assume his father is the injun and his mother is the jewess. Side Story: John barnhill attempted to infiltrate and subvert tvch, he did this via his buttbuddy and fellow pedophile eden, who was able to obtain /dup/ when Gahoole was desperate for someone to janny it due to fear of being v& due to CIA G​AMERGATEs fedposting. Eden was a rulecucked faggot who ruined the board in his attempt to try to turn it into a second /pol/, this is ironic considering the fact that john and most of his pedo buddies are supposedly heh-pilled and don’t give a shit about muh rules. Eventually, gahoole grew tired of Eden’s faggotry and booted him, John Barnhill was a butthurt faggot about this in fact of course. It is very likely that a BO on tvch is still one of kois pedogoons due to a screenshot that john posted recently showing that he was aware that gahoole had recently appointed the weasel as a janny due to his present situation with the feds having v& his pc over false cp accusations. On a side note although john and his pedo goons would regularly suck gahooles cock on various /dunk/ threads in which they would celebrate the supposed death of Julay and warn him of the evils of the weasel it is noted that while on thread 9 koi and his goons would regularly also call /tv/ and gahoole the real pedophiles for disliking loli, and incels. hapa PEDO CABAL prmanager: >Johns best irl friend >pedophile or pedophile sympathizer >described john's imouto as having an 8/10 face and a flat chest. >massive faggot >probably a foxdick >allegedly lives in Florida where he goes to college there This is a retelling of the events when prmanager actually was dumb enough to reveal johns real name to the world: <when your mom is like calling for you <johh? <john?! <john get out here and help me! Notrad: >pedophile >massive faggot >the second /v/ BO after musci and john’s proxy >nuked Julay/v/ for a second time bickers le ebin oldfag /b/ trolling Eden: >John’s proxy in his attempt to infiltrate tvch >/geimu/ and former /dup/ bo >pedophile >ironically a massive rulecuck despite supposedly being heh-pilled >rulecucked /dup/ to death in his gay quest to make it a second /pol/ >even got called a rulecuck by his other pedo friends when he jannied on /geimu/ Agent Johnson: >history of being a pedophile mod on cuck/a/ >admitted to posting toddlercon >known fedposter on 9chan Other associates: Outofplace/Butthurt Torfag/Niggerchu: >former Гунтstream superfan and now its number 1 a-log >molikike lives rent free in his head forever >constantly post his gay larp on thread 9 and all over the webring in his effort to destroy /cow/ and the troonstream John’s sites: https://tengureich.com/ (died in less than month, lol hmu) https://prolikewoah.com/japan/ (cucked by dolphin) https://prolikewoah.com/2hu/ (unsure where he still has ownership of this place) https://8chan.moe/japan/ https://sportschan.org/v/ (not sure if he owns it but he is associated with it) https://cytu.be/r/kimeemaru https://cytu.be/r/koisheep https://www.twitch.tv/kimee/ https://steamcommunity.com/id/Kimeemaru https://tracr.co/user/330379076701519892 (discord) These could be his or his friends: https://www.twitch.tv/kakku_seal https://www.twitch.tv/masterofthecrows John’s public irc: #2hu8chan Private irc ip: 168.235.80.177/6667 feel free to drop by if its still up, but I would use tor John video archives: https://anonfiles.com/J3u0N6Gao6/john_barnhill_7z https://anonfiles.com/pb18IaG9o6/john_barnhill2.tar_gz https://anonfiles.com/JdY3A0H1oc/john_barnhill3_7z https://files.catbox.moe/2eoftr.mkv john barnhill face reveal https://files.catbox.moe/0bjm4x.mkv cooking with john barnhill https://files.catbox.moe/xbx5zr.mp3 john barnhill no jannies allowed.mp3 REMEMBER JOHN YOUR THREAD IS FOREVER
>>120501 >>120518 john was only pro-loli afaik. I don't think he was ever pro-pedophilia
>all these (1)'s John is a pedophile, he was friends with prkike who's IRC name was connected to cp stored in googles images cache and the tripfag agent johnson who regularly posted jailbait/cp on the tengu reich for its less than a month existence. Also "lolicon" or Lolita complex literally means men who are attracted to prebubecsent children, it doesn't matter if it is fictional he is a pedophile one way or another and like I said before he was friends with people who posted actual cp.
>>120526 >prkike who's IRC name was connected to cp stored in googles images cache First I'm hearing about this. You're making shit up.
>>120526 Hi essayfag, great show with Fuz!!! Also tranks for namedropping the board, you're for sure a smart and funny guy and >we all love you!!!
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zzzchan toddlerlover is now a frequent figure on tvch along with bunkertrannies He is known to sperg out if someone arguing with him forgets to capitalize or makes a mistake like typo or grammar. He's a regular from /b/ in loli threads.
>>121440 >torpedo dont care
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>Nobody talked anything about pedochu >only for these super natural posters show up to defend him https://tvch.moe/dup/res/86539.html#86786 >>121443 Why are you soo butthurt tonight, Pedochu?
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Funny how pedochu is using bunkertrannies as an excuse to his retard crusade against tvchan atm, like long time ago, he created some /leftypol/ thread showing tvch and now he's spamming it all over the site trying to force some raid. >WE >/cow/ards
>>120526 neither john nor G​AMERGATEchu will ever be pedophiles, nor will lolicon ever be real child porn or even morally wrong to view cope, seethe, cry and dilate, /cattle/ tranny
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>>121451 >'G​AMERGATEchu' heh. Dude just own it, you don't need to feign disassociation every time by using quotes for just that.
>>121443 >>121455 Hey G​AMERGATEchu, still so asshurt that you would work with /trannypol/ shills to own those gosh darn /cow/tists?
>>121455 But it already is child porn in many countries, and training your brain to be attracted to children by jerking off to cartoon depictions of them is certainly morally wrong.
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>But it already is child porn in many countries, and training your brain to be attracted to children by jerking off to cartoon depictions of them is certainly morally wrong. I heard this place fell from grace, but wew. /cow/, a place where one used to laugh at retards, now inhabited by retards trying to argue which type of drawn japanese porn is or isn't acceptable and the political implications of such Go back to reddit
>>121472 /cow/ was never pro your pedo shit though, if you where not so new you'd remember all the wars with the /v/irgins.
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>>121472 >drawn japanese porn I don't recall japanese being a strict quantifier. The child aspect sure is though. >political implications >deluding your brain is political I guess?
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I almost laughed at these posts, is pedochu so insane that he is able to believe his own lies?
>>121505 Holy shit pedochu is coping harder than muttni right now.
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>>121505 >>121512 He's having a big and special weekend for sure https://tvch.moe/dup/res/86539.html#86823
>>121522 He always comes back every couple of months to defend the honor of lolicon and pedophilia, he is the gift that keeps on giving and a great little minor cow, I wish he became more zach-tier and kept the whining going more often in fact of course.
>>121523 >I'm totally not mad and above it all >a-actually I find this funny, y-yeah, I'm laughing so hard guys Keep coping nu/cow/.
>>121524 Literally the most zach-tier response I have seen you make, keep it up buddy.
>>121522 >>121505 you guys sure got wrecked by tvchan anons, lmao you're even more pathetic and impotent than leftypol raiders
>>121529 /cow/ PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD even by tvch. how sad.
>>121529 >>121550 >responds to himself
the /japan/ trannies are going to run a new /pol/ board on zzz
>>122306 /dup/redditors getting nervous
JOHN WON
>>122306 Has he gotten bored of it yet, like all his other boards?
>>122427 A new /pol/ board will be a lot better at attracting posters than the /jp/ oldfag larp he's been trying until now. If any of his boards work out, it's got to be this one. but we all know it won't
>>122424 of course in fact, anyone can win versus some retard like essayfag. Even pedos canadians, foxdickfarmers and butterhapas.
He's kicking his jannying into overdrive, he wiped all my >cuckime posts kek. Apparently saying >cuckime is a bannable offense for those who Take It Easy™.
>>122513 you got banned for being unfunny and gay. try being more funny and less gay and maybe you wont get banned. i'm not sure if you're aware but >cuckime is a tvch term and therefore a cuckchan term, you should avoid using it in the future.
>>122516 >cuckime is a tvch term and therefore a cuckchan term holy cope >try being more funny and less gay for someone decrying tvch you sure love to quote slapogre videos
John as usual being a janny faggot and not allowing fun? Imagine mai shawk!
>>122522 Why is it always the ones who claim to take it easy the most who are also the biggest rulecucks around? Could it be bickers their definition of rulecucking is not allowing muh ebin oldfag pedo culture rather than getting in the way of good fun?
>he's completely right but i ahve no counter argument so i'll just say cope yup, cuckchan
>>122524 >Why is it always the ones who claim to take it easy the most who are also the biggest rulecucks around? >Could it be bickers their definition of rulecucking is not allowing muh ebin oldfag pedo culture rather than getting in the way of good fun? John is a major rulecuck and cuckimefags always are bickers they can't stand anyone making fun of cuckime, pedos are also major rulecucks in the sense that they will ban any dissenting opinion about them if they have control over anything, so this combination mixed with his thin ego creates a turbojanny that can't "take it easy." CUCKIME ISN'T FUNNY, STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LOLI TRANIME ANON! CUCKCHAN CUCKCHAN CUCKCHAN!
>>122530 You just made a few delusional statements that aren't worth the time it takes to refute them.They collapse under their own weight.
Dare I say it... OH NO NO NO NO ? Apparently mocking >cuckime is trying to destroy his precious board.
>>122542 >I am locking the board for 15 days >I will be even more of a massive rulecuck It's OKAY WHEN I DO IT, YOU FUCKING >CUCKIMEFAGS! It really only takes 3 shitposters to break him, >cuckime confirmed the ultimate way to kill tranime pedofags.
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Hey faggot, did you get that one off encyclopedia dramatica or know your meme?
>>122546 What do you mean, he was totally there for all the ebin Ron Paul posting last time he ran for president, when he was 12 years old.
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uhhh does this mean... dup PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD?
>>122549 reeee I just fucking loves her pussy'd myself with the filters
>>122549 >>122550 >spam John will soon regard anything fun as spam, NOOO TAKE A BOARD RUN BY A LITERAL PEDO JEW SERIOUSLY!
>>122551 >LITERAL PEDO JEW proobs?
>ctrl+f >/cow/ Markchan in a nutshell.
>>122592 >wahhhh go away PATHETIC!

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