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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers 4. https://alogs.theguntretort.com/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there Anons here may use this thread to ask simple questions, and discuss ways they feel can revitalize the board, curbing the plague of Boredom/off-topic discussion that comes with the natural burnout of having one thread consume the board for almost 3 years. My personal take on the solution to reviving /cow/ is to simply make new threads on lolcows and to discuss said lolcows, endless thread 9 can also be revived by anons simply getting out there and interacting with the e-celeb faggots that are the subject of that thread. Rules and other information shamelessly ripped, edited and updated from robi's and JEWS welcome threads, yes I know there is plenty of off-topic discussion on the cyclical, but it is what it is, >we will sort something out eventually
Edited last time by oldestfag on 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:26:59.
1-Who are you? Robi really give up? 2-Why did you deleted the previous thread? 3-Weseal is supporting your New Order or we should move up for another place?
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>>101383 >who are (you) I am an anon who has volunteered to do it for free to take over the duties of jannyship in the absence of robi, JEWS, and other /cow/ jannies such as homor who have been burnt out by things in the past couple of years. >why did you delete the previous thread I didn't delete the previous two stickied threads I simply unpinned them bickers they are outdated in the current year plus six. If you are talking about the previous thread I did delete it was bickers it was child porn and that's disgusting and illegal. >does >Toad McKinley support your new order or should >we move up for another place >we IDENTIFY YOURSELF COLLECTIVIST The Toad McKinley has no control of me nor due to I have control of him at the end of the day I answer to JEWS and robi on issues pertaining the board not him. Post whatever the fuck you want as long as it pertains to the board topic, just don't post child porn or any sexualized depictions of minors, this includes fictional depictions as well.
My thoughts? Heh.. well.. where to start? First off, you got some big shoes to fill mate. No looking down on those who came before you and those who you claim to serve. Yes, I said serve. This is Alog territory. No one asked for you, but we got you now so this is the way things are gonna go down. Who else is gonna talk about these things if not us? First thing to keep in mind, don’t try to step on my toes, ever. I do where I want what I won’t with whoever I feel, nothing you or JEWs or robi can say can alter that. As for this little guy next to me? Well why don’t you ask him yourself big boy and find out, if you are man enough. Enough about me. First rule of moderating /cow/ is you must be taller than the Гунт. I can see from the big shoes you are about half way to fat so you better start stretching. No one else is gonna help you, if you fail you fail if you lose you lose… but if you success...well… maybe you are the one to turn this place around. But who am I to say? Theres only 5 of us here, as you know the rest are all egrifters. Is that really the place you want to save? I’ll say it again, I don’t speak for me, but just everyone else. Third thing on the list, be yourself kid. We all started somewhere, personally, I’m rooting for you. No one else is going to take you by the hand, rub it gently, lift you up and allow you to rest on their lap while they stroke your hair. No one. Thirdly, if I find out Toad McKinley had something to do with this, I don’t know what I would do. But if I found out the dolphin had something to do with this, well then you best bet your best as I’ll be cumming for you. No hard feelings, champ. Got big things in store for you, say la vie, as the french say, take it easy and try not to ruin everything, as I will be waiting for you when you fall down.
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>>101394 I hope you enjoy your stay, know that I will be trying to branch /cow/ out of exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and return the discussion of alternative cows, I of course still wish for the discussion of the jcaesar187amale to continue and for him to return to sperging like he always used to. All I want is to bring back a decent place to discuss lolcows, one that is anonymous and not run by a known pedophile like jewshua connor moon.
>>101389 >he's the new humor Oh no no no no no no no no.
I for one welcome the new overlord, bullying robi was just depressing anyway.
>>101394 >Thirdly, if I find out Toad McKinley had something to do with this, I don’t know what I would do. But if I found out the dolphin had something to do with this, well then you best bet your best as I’ll be cumming for you. lol, Toad McKinley gave essayfag mod. At least check the global logs...
>>101431 Robi and weasel still run this place. Seethe harder.
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>>101427 Did you mean Homor?
>>101498 Sounds to me like they've been demoted to tech consultant.
this place is fucking dead that even admins leave it well done retards, you actually killed /cow/ with your ibs shit
>>101748 No, it hasn't. Keep coping, /japan/tard.
>>101749 I don't think a /japan/ tranny would call another board "dead", have you seen what their board looks like?
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I hope this place will become great again
>>101497 >essayfag is a mod fake news.
Sorry anons not to worry I am still around, just was busy with some irl shit.
>>102493 who are you?
>>102498 I am the janitor of /cow/, I am just letting anons, whether they be newfags or based oldfags like gaytor know that I am still here to answer any questions regarding things due to the small absence since the last time I posted on this thread. If your wondering about the sudden ID change it's bickers I was on another proxy.
>>102493 everyone is busy with their irl shit you cow
>>102511 But (you) or another new jannies faggot ignored my questions before both here and on the cyclical thread.
>>102605 I probably missed it, what was your question anon?
Anyone here know if this shit place was created by Jewsh? https://lolcow.farm/ot/res/809740.html#812915
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>>103705 I do not know if it was made by jewsh, I do know that he encourages all foxdicks to use this place as sort of the offical foxdick Imageboard since both 16chan and 9chan failed hard.
>closest thing to a board BO after Jews left(good riddance) is some newfag obsessed with blood sports what a fitting end to this shitty board. Even cuckchan and kiwis have some sort of activity these days, this board will forever be in a state of menopause, where normalcattle gossips about their favorite killstream e-celebs like church ladies, and special ed spergs vent about their personal vendettas looking for a private army(against /v/, owner of /japan/ ect)
>>103876 Honestly that really isn't the case, the fact is you have come here continuously for the last year and a half concern-trolling/pretending to be an oldfag to badly hide your obvious agenda to shield /v/ and the /japan/ boards/owners from criticism, I know the only reason you do this is bickers /cow/ simply dislikes lolicon porn and those boards do, but you aren't really going to change anything by keeping up the gaytor act.
>>103884 >this board will forever be in a state of menopause, where normalcattle gossips about their favorite killstream e-celebs like church ladies, and special ed spergs vent about their personal vendettas >Honestly that really isn't the case I guess we shouldn't believe our lying eyes then.
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>>103876 >their personal vendettas looking for a private army(against /v/, owner of /japan/ ect) It's not a private army if the people posting are doing the leg work. The reason PA requests are annoying is bickers it's a lame attempt to pull in unrelated people to do the lifting for you, not bickers of the target or the grievances. Your reasoning sounds backwards. In fact, are you actually a (((skeptic)))? I just did a quick check, and Devon has actually thrown that phrase around like 5 times in the last month. By himself, not matter how much of a masochistic tranny chaser he is, he's like irony bro levels of anti-attention. He needs the Vee muscle to pull a crowd.
>>103705 No, they're just women. Easy mistake.
>>102511 i wanna to know your honest opinion about the fallowing people 1-Robi Pires, the italian mongolian dude ex BO 2- John koipedo 3-P P P 4-Dolphin-kun 5-Acidkiked 6-Mark 7-Nyanjcaesar187
>>104943 >robi Robi was never the BO he was just the admin of the site, JEWS was the BO, I think robi's biggest mistake was his own inaction and his willingness to let so many pedos whisper sweet nothing's into his ears on the irc, as of now he is fine, he is a lot better as a behind the scenes dude. >koirey barnhill I mean he's a pedophile with a pretty funny backstory, I wish he did more funny retarded antics besides leaving behind the legacy of pedochu posting the same shit over and over again. >Ashton Parks He's a lolcow like any other, used to be pretty entertaining but has fallen to true hubris and faggotry ever since the advent of his foxdick fanbase and his eternal service to barron edge. He has pretty much turned on all of his friends except surfer and the Barron, even than he has treated surfer badly in the past and earwinson treats him like a slave. As long as ashton parks serves blacked adam he will never no true humility or freedom. It is truly a shame with where ashton has gone, he used to be very entertaining, and it seemed like at some point that he might actually PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD mister redditor, but at the end of the day he was at his core a fan of mister redditor from the beginning, so he could never truly do such a feat, also his fear of jewsh and foxdickfarms and his personal cucking to them after they got him fired from his job is also sad. >dolphinfag He isn't trustworthy when it comes to a lot of things though due to his past reputation as a serial scraper, he is a very mischievous, unpredictable and chaotic individual, chuckles honestly it is these points that make it so hard for dolphin to get what he desires, other autists to check out his programs/test them out, if he never scraped them anons probably would just look at his stuff and may even find use in it, if he just made his stuff under another name and shit his pants and did nothing malicious anons probably would find use in it, and he probably would have never exploded into the cow that he is. He hasn't really done much of that stuff in a while though and if he continues to not do it perhaps he will get the more positive reputation and software testers he so desires. >acidblacked Cole lamberson is a pathetic pedophile faggot who is obsessed with blacked cuckold porn and defending child porn under the guise of "free speach." He is also a pretty funny individual just bickers of the absurdness of his existence and how much he fucking glows in the dark. >Mark I mean its fucking mark, the cakekike is a terrible mod and terrible person, he is a litural fed like acidblacked and got barred from his entire family for showing his niece that german pedo game. He is however, a very great cow, I hope he does more retarded shit, in fact he fucking has, but I haven't been documenting his antics as of late, pretty sure some of the ni/gg/ers and koipedos minions have though, and they have posted it in the latest ni/gg/er thread. >Nyanjcaesar187 The one anon in the cyclical who made the jcaesar187 face swap edits? I mean I thought they were pretty funny since they angered Toad McKinleyfag, nyanfag/weakload and caused jcaesar187 to try and shoah every stream.me account with them in the backround.
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>>105009 Are you a split personality of anyone from here, including myself? I feel like you're like me, maybe really me, but you will say I'm another person different from who I am. Pic unrelated.
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>>105115 Donnylongsperg what did you mean by this?
So it's a general thread about off topic and potential cows? I wanna to ask you guys, anyone else here has an interest about incels? Not robots, but certain weird groups of incels full MGTOW shit, hapas and black incels I've noticed many incels on YouTube who act like leftists in certain aspects, like hating right wing people and nazis, and yet act like the stereotype of incels created by the left They have circle jerk channels on YouTube and the funny part is, many of they are subscribed to Sargon, No BS, Shoe and breadtubers
>>105115 donkey dong sold his wifes throat to eddie dzial to season up... also her other two holes.
>>105165 no, this board only exists to talk about the ethics of japanese pornographic drawings and to obsess over jcaesar187's huge Гунт. sorry if you actually came here to laugh at lolcows
>>105165 >So it's a general thread about off topic and potential cows? Yeah, this pretty much a meta thread I guess, as much as I hate meta threads. >anyone else here has an interest about incels I have about as much an interest of them as zach, so yes. >but certain weird groups of incels full MGTOW shit, hapas and black incels Are you talking about that sort of autistic MGTOW community surrounding channels such as sandman? Either way, send me an example link of one of these autist, might make me flash back to individuals like angry mgtow. >>105187 You are passive agressive as ever pedochu.
>>105115 Sound for reminding me. I'd made a templeOS style sheet for lynxchan. I'd given it to Robi ages ago, and forgot to follow up. It should be more or less correct on top of Yatsuba B, which is the global. @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Press Start 2P'); html,body { background: white; background-color: white; } body, textarea, input {font-family: "Press Start 2P"; font-size: 16px; color: #0000a7;} .innerPost { background: #EFEFEF; border-color: #a8a8a8; border-width: 3px; } .markedPost { background: #0000a7; color: white; } .post-hover { background: #0000a7 !important; color: white; } .quoteLink, quoteLink:visited{ color: #D00; } .linkName{ color: #117743; font-weight: bold; } a, a:visited {color: #5454fc;} a:visited:hover, linkQuote:hover {color: #ff0000;} .labelSubject {color: #a80000;} .top-nav { padding-top:0; padding-left:0; padding-right:0; width:386%; margin:0; text-align:center; /* Apply animation to this element */ animation:scroll-left 14s linear infinite; } @keyframes scroll-left { 0% { -moz-transform:translateX(0%); /* Browser bug fix */ -webkit-transform:translateX(0%); /* Browser bug fix */ transform:translateX(0%); } 100% { -moz-transform:translateX(-70%); /* Browser bug fix */ -webkit-transform:translateX(-70%); /* Browser bug fix */ transform:translateX(-70%); } } .top-nav:hover { -webkit-animation-play-state: paused; -moz-animation-play-state: paused; -o-animation-play-state: paused; animation-play-state: paused; } .top-nav { background-color: #0000a7; box-shadow: none; border: none; color: white; } .top-nav a {color: white;} .top-nav a:hover {color: #54fcfc;} .top-nav a {font-size: 16px;} #quick-reply .handle { background: #5454fc; color: white; } .dropzone{ color: #000; cursor: default; margin: auto; padding: 0px 4px; text-align: center; min-height: 50px; max-height: 140px; transition: 0.2s; background-color: rgba(200, 200, 200, 0.5); overflow-y: auto; } .dropzone p{ color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); cursor: pointer; position: relative; margin-bottom: 5px; padding: 10px 0px; top: 5px; transition: 0.2s; border: 2px dashed rgba(125, 125, 125, 0.4); } .catalogCell{ font-size: 8px; } header p{font-family: "Press Start 2P" !important; font-size: 24px;}
>>105242 Based, maybe >we can use it on /retro/ if >we ever revive it in the future, or of course during the day of Terry's death in honor of him.
>>105242 Top kek. Robi doesn't have the balls
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>>105351 yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa right?
Guys I need your help! What's the name of the singer who look like Dax? That dude which Surfer loves
>>106105 >that guy who looks like dax who surfer loves Well shit I haven't been keeping up with the absolute latest streams of ashton and surfer, any backround information you got on the singer? Is he a leaf?
>>106105 >>106132 Donny Benét Surfer showed this video over one year ago, maybe in one of the cooking with surfer streams already deleted tranks to jcaesar187 flagging https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a8CAS6I2DI Personally, I enjoy these songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnzXZlm4wwg
>>106326 Thank you anon.
>>106326 Based torfag, the bass is fantastic and the videos are aesthetic
Anyone still have interest for lefty-wing lolcow/eceleb thread? /trannypol/ for exemple love this literal faggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7aUJXHRtMQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e_Zi_nXNgE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFO4L5GCCEk Pretty much anyone he deslike, even random youtube channels is a nazi or terf.
>>107663 >kevins still around N​IGGER won
test
>>101389 you're 175f1b from the Thread 9?
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>>107931 175f1b is the new janny, he's as smart and sharp as Bryan Dunn and a fag like Humor.
>>107663 I have an interest in any thread for any cow, if you want a thread than make it, I will for sure participate in it. I was going to make a leftycow related thread eventually myself >>107931 Yes, I have admitted this before on the thread itself, I prefer to not make too much of a big deal out of it as my only goal as the janitor is to keep the place running and removing illegal shit. >>108036 I don't really understand the Bryan comparison, but homor was a pretty good janitor, so I don't feel bad being compared to him.
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>but homor was a pretty good janitor
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>>108113 Yes homor was an okay janny, he did his public service as I do mine.
so >we will all ignore all the autistic shits homor did before? also, i must be part of some telegram group, cytube group or anything like that to become a respected member of community? once being a humble anon was enough
>>110868 I just said he did his job, that's what I do, if you aren't a fan of homor rejoice for he is in a self-imposed retirement like the rest of /cow/'s staff besides me and robi whenever he feels like it. >also, i must be part of some telegram group, cytube group or anything like that to become a respected member of community? No you don't, >we don't have a fedegram group and the cytube and irc is just for chatting about stuff, if you are still concerned with the past problems of the cytube those issues no longer exist due to robis over half a year ago purge of the discord tranny mods. >once being a humble anon was enough Was Always and still is enough, just be an anon and have fun like always.
who cares, this site is dead.
>>111124 its not, but cow been going wrong direction for too long
>>110868 >once being a humble anon was enough in legi0n or 888chan days - maybe
>>111161 >>111162 The only person stopping you from changing the current direction /cow/ is in is (you) anon, if you want anons to use another thread than make another thread and encourage them to go and use it, find a new and interesting topic, I have a ton of things and new threads I plan to make but work keeps getting in the way. I've tried to do what I can with the time I have allotted.

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