My thoughts? Heh.. well.. where to start?
First off, you got some big shoes to fill mate. No looking down on those who came before you and those who you claim to serve. Yes, I said serve. This is Alog territory. No one asked for you, but we got you now so this is the way things are gonna go down. Who else is gonna talk about these things if not us? First thing to keep in mind, don’t try to step on my toes, ever. I do where I want what I won’t with whoever I feel, nothing you or JEWs or robi can say can alter that.
As for this little guy next to me? Well why don’t you ask him yourself big boy and find out, if you are man enough. Enough about me. First rule of moderating /cow/ is you must be taller than the Гунт. I can see from the big shoes you are about half way to fat so you better start stretching. No one else is gonna help you, if you fail you fail if you lose you lose… but if you success...well… maybe you are the one to turn this place around. But who am I to say? Theres only 5 of us here, as you know the rest are all egrifters. Is that really the place you want to save?
I’ll say it again, I don’t speak for me, but just everyone else. Third thing on the list, be yourself kid. We all started somewhere, personally, I’m rooting for you. No one else is going to take you by the hand, rub it gently, lift you up and allow you to rest on their lap while they stroke your hair. No one.
Thirdly, if I find out Toad McKinley had something to do with this, I don’t know what I would do. But if I found out the dolphin had something to do with this, well then you best bet your best as I’ll be cumming for you.
No hard feelings, champ. Got big things in store for you, say la vie, as the french say, take it easy and try not to ruin everything, as I will be waiting for you when you fall down.