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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers 4. https://alogs.theguntretort.com/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there Anons here may use this thread to ask simple questions, and discuss ways they feel can revitalize the board, curbing the plague of Boredom/off-topic discussion that comes with the natural burnout of having one thread consume the board for almost 3 years. My personal take on the solution to reviving /cow/ is to simply make new threads on lolcows and to discuss said lolcows, endless thread 9 can also be revived by anons simply getting out there and interacting with the e-celeb faggots that are the subject of that thread. Rules and other information shamelessly ripped, edited and updated from robi's and JEWS welcome threads, yes I know there is plenty of off-topic discussion on the cyclical, but it is what it is, >we will sort something out eventually
Edited last time by oldestfag on 04/28/2021 (Wed) 20:26:59.
1-Who are you? Robi really give up? 2-Why did you deleted the previous thread? 3-Weseal is supporting your New Order or we should move up for another place?
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>>101383 >who are (you) I am an anon who has volunteered to do it for free to take over the duties of jannyship in the absence of robi, JEWS, and other /cow/ jannies such as homor who have been burnt out by things in the past couple of years. >why did you delete the previous thread I didn't delete the previous two stickied threads I simply unpinned them bickers they are outdated in the current year plus six. If you are talking about the previous thread I did delete it was bickers it was child porn and that's disgusting and illegal. >does >Toad McKinley support your new order or should >we move up for another place >we IDENTIFY YOURSELF COLLECTIVIST The Toad McKinley has no control of me nor due to I have control of him at the end of the day I answer to JEWS and robi on issues pertaining the board not him. Post whatever the fuck you want as long as it pertains to the board topic, just don't post child porn or any sexualized depictions of minors, this includes fictional depictions as well.
My thoughts? Heh.. well.. where to start? First off, you got some big shoes to fill mate. No looking down on those who came before you and those who you claim to serve. Yes, I said serve. This is Alog territory. No one asked for you, but we got you now so this is the way things are gonna go down. Who else is gonna talk about these things if not us? First thing to keep in mind, don’t try to step on my toes, ever. I do where I want what I won’t with whoever I feel, nothing you or JEWs or robi can say can alter that. As for this little guy next to me? Well why don’t you ask him yourself big boy and find out, if you are man enough. Enough about me. First rule of moderating /cow/ is you must be taller than the Гунт. I can see from the big shoes you are about half way to fat so you better start stretching. No one else is gonna help you, if you fail you fail if you lose you lose… but if you success...well… maybe you are the one to turn this place around. But who am I to say? Theres only 5 of us here, as you know the rest are all egrifters. Is that really the place you want to save? I’ll say it again, I don’t speak for me, but just everyone else. Third thing on the list, be yourself kid. We all started somewhere, personally, I’m rooting for you. No one else is going to take you by the hand, rub it gently, lift you up and allow you to rest on their lap while they stroke your hair. No one. Thirdly, if I find out Toad McKinley had something to do with this, I don’t know what I would do. But if I found out the dolphin had something to do with this, well then you best bet your best as I’ll be cumming for you. No hard feelings, champ. Got big things in store for you, say la vie, as the french say, take it easy and try not to ruin everything, as I will be waiting for you when you fall down.
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>>101394 I hope you enjoy your stay, know that I will be trying to branch /cow/ out of exclusive discussion of jcaesar187 and return the discussion of alternative cows, I of course still wish for the discussion of the jcaesar187amale to continue and for him to return to sperging like he always used to. All I want is to bring back a decent place to discuss lolcows, one that is anonymous and not run by a known pedophile like jewshua connor moon.
>>101389 >he's the new humor Oh no no no no no no no no.
I for one welcome the new overlord, bullying robi was just depressing anyway.
>>101394 >Thirdly, if I find out Toad McKinley had something to do with this, I don’t know what I would do. But if I found out the dolphin had something to do with this, well then you best bet your best as I’ll be cumming for you. lol, Toad McKinley gave essayfag mod. At least check the global logs...
>>101431 Robi and weasel still run this place. Seethe harder.
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>>101427 Did you mean Homor?
>>101498 Sounds to me like they've been demoted to tech consultant.
this place is fucking dead that even admins leave it well done retards, you actually killed /cow/ with your ibs shit
>>101748 No, it hasn't. Keep coping, /japan/tard.
>>101749 I don't think a /japan/ tranny would call another board "dead", have you seen what their board looks like?
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I hope this place will become great again
>>101497 >essayfag is a mod fake news.

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