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Discord Tranny Chijo' Suicide Attempt Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 11:46:17 ID: f39110 No.24062
I'm looking for, infamous discord tranny, Chijo' suicide attempt webms. I lost all my files recently and the 8chan thread with the webms with sound got fucked (along with the site). Can anyone post them if they have them and or redirect me to a thread that has them? Apologies for killing a thread, but this place is my last hope to find those webms.
I could post them, but it seems this site has a problem with uploading longer videofiles, for some reason
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there is one file that I can't upload, but I think it's his "porn tape", so maybe it's for the best
>>24103 Greatly appreciated, too bad the "Do I still have a penis" part didn't make it in. That was the highlight of the stream.
>>24157 that was the only thing that was posted in the thread, why did he say that? anyways, what happened, was he that desperate that he actually accepted a streaming call with /cow/ posters, and then was pathetic enough to actually try and hang himself on stream? always figured it would end up that way, with him posting hundreds of times in his own thread, he clearly let every single post get to him
>>24160 >Why did he say that I have no clue, but he took like 3 sips from a vodka bottle, showed his dick, pissed, vomited and cried before failing his hanging attempt. Which I am pretty sure he was expecting to fail. So I'm guessing he was a little bit sad that he still had a dick between his fat hairy legs. >>24160 >what happened, was he that desperate that he actually accepted a.... Yes and no. He suddenly decided to stream his "suicide" in this google chat thingy and posted a thread on 8ch /b/ or another board that he frequented at like 1AM GTM-5. Anons joined and he started talking and mocking us for telling him to kill himself, giving the usual "I won't even attempt it" vibe these kind of streams give. After a while certain things happened. >He showed his dick more than once >Drank from a bottle of vodka >Had weeb music playing >Showed the really empty room he was in >Went to the bathroom >Urinated (Citation needed) and vomited >Talked about his parents not caring if he died >Cried about being a failure and his love interest, I think it's the guy that he is stalking (?) not giving a shit about him anymore >Cried some more and drank more vodka >Hanged himself >Broke the fucking belt and dropped like a sack of potatoes >Mirror fell, he cried and chocked >Asked if he still had a penis >Cried while saying that he was a failure incapable of killing himself >Went to the bathroom again >Went to sleep That's about all I remember. My memory is a little fuzzy. Hopefully my post sufficiently encapsulates the shitshow that went on that night. By the way, the guy that filmed the first video got banned and came back on a different name.
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>>24188 >3 sips I drank that whole bottle ty And I dont remember showing my dick more then once or peeing on cam but I blacked out after a point so
>>24219 I hope you're less fucked up now.
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>>24224 Depends on what you're talking about I guess. Lifes more stable and as much as I wanna die I don't want to really attempt.
>>24101 lmao, look at the voice on that faggot he sounds like a 13 yr old
>>24225 Stability is nice, I hope you get over the tranny thing and your depression.
>>24225 Hey, fuck up. Do you happen to have your "suicide" attempt with the part where you say "Do I still have a dick" before you break down crying? I haven't found it yet.
>>24105 >censored names Why do GooberGayters keep doing this shit?
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>>24252 Thanks I guess >>24288 Idk I don't remember. >>24309 I did that so no one would know who he is if they didn't already.
>>24288 Also no I dont have any version of the stream saved. Jole was the one who recorded it.
>>24312 Sure you did reddit
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>>24323 What? I made that image. I censored the names so no one could bother him. Jesus christ.
>>24327 >i censored the name so no one could bother this discord tranny cultist How nice of you
>>24331 You're an idiot.
>>24332 And yore a roody poo
>>24333 That image is about noun not fucking discord trannys you lunatic.
>>24335 Whats your endgame?
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>>24337 My what? I'm a shitposter not a bond villain
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>>24338 Your endgame, Dr.3bc91d
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>resident retard is back based, live suicide attempt when?
Kill yerself Chijo
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>>24219 >I drank that whole bottle ty WHOA A WHOLE BOTTLE OF VODKA? DUDE! Remember when attention seeking faggots were hardcore?
Welcome back Chijo, remember your here forever.....
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>>24101 >belt why couldn't he just make a rope out of his bed sheets and hang himself the proper way?
>>24563 bickers he's so stupid that he failed his GED exams imagine being so brain dead and uneducated that you fail a test specifically made so that even ghetto G​AMERGATEs can pass it
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>>24563 That was my second thought but I thought belt would be fine >>24566 No I didnt lol i never failed any of the ged tests.
>>24598 Dude lay off the social media, drugs, and HRT. Think in ten years time you'll be a middle aged man with nothing to show for it but erectile dysfunction and an embarrassing internet paper trail.
>>24664 Sounds fun
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>>24732 this is your future
Pity the discord tranny, hate their psycho jew handlers.
>>25258 >pity him yeah, nah, go moral fag somewhere else, this waste of julay made underage children cut his name into their skin, just like other from aero's server
>>24598 >That was my second thought but I thought belt would be fine You're still in time to do it the right way.
>>25277 >waste of julay wat
>>24101 >>24103 What a shame that he survived
>>25277 That person was of age
requesting the pic of chijo's sisterbrother that says 'The absolute state of Texas'
>>28726 You know, if Cheeto was actually a girl, I'd hit that. Maybe bickers my standards are non-existent at this point, but still.
>>28744 That is a terrible picture of me after two hours of walking and I'm bloated idk why I ever uploaded that
Real name: Lukas Hardin Has his first name legally changed to Erin. Lives in Hillsboro, Oregon with his 'girlfriend' Steve and another tranny roommate called Yuki (real name Allen). Works at Papa John's, Hillsboro. Discord is Chijo#7387
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>>28912 you got any proofs that he works at papa johns? if true, it would good for a laugh to visit him or call his job, maybe show some of his pics to his manager or something hope this faggot is just the delivery boy or something, I can only imagine a downy with the personal hygiene of chris chan making pizzas for poor, unsuspecting normalfags
Ladies and Gents, it is good to be back. Without further ado, it's time for another chijo thread: Previous Threads: Thread 0-The spergout https://web.archive.org/web/20180808143842/https://8ch.net/cow/res/487625.html Thread 1-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809003822/https://8ch.net/cow/res/494542.html Thread 2-https://web.archive.org/web/20180708103118/https://8ch.net/cow/res/496599.html Thread 3-https://archive.li/hJIY2 Thread 4-https://archive.fo/Dpx7V Thread 5-https://web.archive.org/web/20180809002249/https://8ch.net/cow/res/515938.html Thread 6-https://web.archive.org/web/20180810021005/https://8ch.net/cow/res/517260.html Thread 7-https://archive.fo/sXFyz Fun Chijo Facts: >He and his friends are both junkies >He's currently living somewhere in oregon(Hillsboro, works at Papa John's) >Doesn't even have a computer, yet spends all day on 8 chan, including damage controlling here, or on his private discord >May have a thing for kids(Pretty much confirmed now) >Acts like underage trashy newfag, yet thinks he's a lel ebin oldfag >He thinks he "Derails" and "B T F Os" /cow/ (Rather than entertaining us) >He has, and will again, make up more than 1/4th of his this thread, as he literally has no life, and no future >He admitted he's suicidal, and he admits he cuts himself for attention >He is straight out of rehab at the moment, and might or might not be under effect of illegal substances right now(observe if his posts are erratic and don't make sense) >he unironically thinks that he will trigger people with facebook memes and gore >He admits he's not really gay or trans, does both for attention, just like his cutting >His mother is mentally ill(Explains a lot) >His dick is small, shriveled and useless, but that's okay, bickers he tends to be the bottom >If you don't think trannies are normal people, then you're an INSANE FUCKING ASSHOLE! >Natural Born Sociopath that lies, once again, for attention >Is a BASED Kekistani Tranny 4 Trump >Has been institutionalized(Anyone surprised?) >Is proud to be a little parasite on society bickers "Like, everyone is such a drag, but not me, I'm unique! xD" >Spreads "Pinkpill" on cuckchan, trying to recruit underage boys and pathetic virgins into their discord and force them to take HRT and dress themselves up in women's clothing >He lives in a pigsty, probably shits where he sleeps, too(confirms) >Never finished high school(lol) >His daddy is a pussywhipped cuck, which makes sense, seeing as he let his son turn into this >He gets triggered if you mention /pol/ >Is officially a manlet, at 5'10 >Pretty much the ultimate result of what happens when a cuchanner is raised by the internet instead of real parents, and unironically takes traps/weeb memes seriously >Arrested for petty theft >If it calls a anon retarded that anon is right, guaranteed >Damage Controls on his own discord, even the underage troons there tell him to calm his titties down >Accuses others of rape(Wrongly), tries to pass it off as "le ebin irony, kill yourself xd" when pressed on it >Is an Atheist(Tips Fedora) >Draws like a small child >Wants to look like a cute little girl, TEE HEE, yet is just another chubby, goblin faced trailer trash boy, like most traps >Major Daddy issues, wants someone to raise him properly(Which is why he's reaching out to /cow/?) >His only white knight is an actual fedora flipping neckbeard pedophile, even his discord buddies are dumping his ass left and right >His sister is now chijo's "Brother", which is to say, that a tranny/genetic dead end. Most likely homeless waste of julay, just like Chijo >Is known for spamming and blogposting on /b/(lol dead), so that's where you could find him in the past.(lol 8chan ded) >Pees in Ramen Bowls >Was held back in school, and boasts about "Bullying" Children way below his age >Stalked and harassed some other tranny faggots called "Noun" and "Maddex" >Tried commiting suicide via rope before >Got arrested for kicking a wall in a hospital >When drunk, he's liable to make random emotional outburst threads on /b/, where he cries about how he is too pathetic too kill himself >Self Described "9 year old girl in a man's body" >Name is "Lukas Hardin", may or may not have been called "Emiko Aaron" at some point, or had a friend by such name at one point >He likes Nirvana, you self righteous douche bag >Owns a gun, yet doesn't have the balls to blow his brains all over a wall, like he should >A "notable" figure among the tranny community, but everybody with a brain distances himself from him bickers he's a batshit narcissist >Got kicked out by his parents for not even wanting to take his GED and being an all around waste of julay, been without a stable house for years now >Only cuts when drunk, bickers, in his own words, "He's too much of a pussy to do it sober" >Has short term memory, probably from his heavy abuse of weed and other drugs >Confirmed BPD >Fat fuck with a binge eating problem >Admitted that he cries while jacking off when he's in this thread >Is known as "Mado" on cuckchan's [r9k] and /lgbt/ boards, as well as other places where aimless discord trannies tend to circlejerk >Can't even hang himself correctly(lol fatso tried to hang himself with a leather belt and it broke), as he has no life experience(lol no ged), and just thinks of everything "insper of thr moement" >Believes that Piss is a substitute for running water >Legally changed his name to "Erin", lives with other tranny faggots like himself, who are obsessed with shitty "2deep4u" japanese indie games like yume nikki >Despite being mocked by everybody around him, he invited anons here to a stream, where he got bullied to the point of tears, tried to commit suicide on stream, and had a panic attack about still having a penis, hoping downing enough vodka would make a vagina suddenly spring out instead(no, really)
>>29038 The lies never end with you guys do they
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>>29049 tell me, chijo, do you ever feel lonely at work?
>>29050 No not really. Also they're wrong about the location so have fun.
>>29052 There is only one papa johns in your city, Chijo. You sound scared
>>29053 Send your cutest delivery boy
>>29038 >>Wants to look like a cute little girl, TEE HEE, yet is just another chubby, goblin faced trailer trash boy, like most traps I think his face actually looks better than average. It's everything else that's the problem.
>>24103 Is that...was he listening to a negative xp track? Can Chijo confirm
>>29896 That Gook is called School Shooter or Shooter for short, not Negative xp you absolute boomer
>>29932 Not really. The band is Negative xp, changed it after everything under 'school shooter' kept being deleted. *sips*
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did anything come out of those accusations that he works at papa johns?
>>29896 yeah the song was mk ultra victim
>>30013 nah cause they're wrong
>>30117 haha holy shit
fun fact: About 7 or so months ago chijo wanted to meet a friend and I IRL. funny realizing how much of a boulder we dodged.
>>30654 >wanted to meet a friend and I IRL. How cute is your feminine penis?
>>30654 Lmfao if anything I doged the bullet.
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>>28912 >with his 'girlfriend' Steve the memes jack
>>30890 >Tranny playing FF XIV >doing PoTD Too real
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Chijo now runs his own chan: https://yumechan.monster/b/
>>36316 Look at those soulless bugman eyes
>>24062 Chijo's email is pleasecough.onme@gmail.com Here are some archives of this tranny's forum posts: http://archive.is/Y0SGf His shitty chan mentions his real email in the header.
>>36530 Lol you're retarded
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>>36555 >>36557 Thanks klim
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and DOWN Lukas' site goes
>>39261 Cope patch
can someone give me a tl:dr on this new imageboard of his? is it down already?
>be mentally ill gay >get groomed online as teenager >groom other teenagers >take titty pills at 20 >hang it at 30 There, I summed up every discord drama ever. Why are we even bothering with these faggots? Theyre like emos but more boring.
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do you still hate me Chijo?
>>28913 Holy shit, thank you. This is the one I was looking for.
>>24062 He takes: Estradiol spironolactone and proestro
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>>30867 disgusting scum
did this retard kill himself yet or something?
>>24103 Where is the suicide attempt though? He is leaned against the side so we cant see his other arm. And with his other arm he loosens the belt. After that he leans towards a way so that his head wont be hurt from falling. Then he lets himself fall into the will with his side. And then he just crumbles to the ground. I cant believe noone noticed it. This shit is fake as fuck.
Isn't this one of aero's simps? what did he do to get a thread all by himself on here?
Does anyone have 4chad's egg audio clip?
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>>43421 Lol I snapped that belt in half with my neck and it knocked my ass out in fact of course feel free to try yourself but I know you bunch of retards will believe what you will so that's all I gotta say
>>43751 Imagine simping for a 3/10 self-hating faggot neet who is slowly turning into a catlady.
>>47444 that's probably why he is thread worthy, yes heard he lured underage posters into his pedo lair, I mean discord server, and forced them to mutilate themselves for him
>>29038 Thanks for the lore.
Chijo is baste
>>47400 >I snapped that belt in half with my fat ass Fixed that for you. Stay mad you hilariously dumb piece of shit.
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Chijo had to shave his head about a week ago bickers he had lice. He's still homeless.
will we ever get chijo to chop his dick off
>>64028 DELOUSED
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>>64028 are you telling me this degenerate doesn't even wash his hair? disgustig looks like he will be a balding, homeless tranny living in his own world of delusion, like chris chan, pretty soon
>>64089 At least Chris-chan's mom likes him enough to let him stay.
>>24062 based af!!!!
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>>30867 what went wrong here
>>24103 can someone explain what this mentally ill faggot retard is trying to accomplish here hardly looks like a "suicide attempt" to me
>>65105 massive amounts of burben he also had a panic attack that he still had a penis, and was crying, wishing that it would go away, on the same stream
>>65105 I can understand the fact that he cant afford a gun to do it the quick and easy way but this fucking waste of oxygen is too stupid to just OD or find a nice 10 story high building and swan dive off. This just confirms that he will never actually go through with it. He's too self obsessed and thinks that the world would be thrown into chaos without his edgelord commentary on B and C list chans.
Anyone know what the deal with madochan is now?
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lukas hardin has seen better days
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Reposting from 8kun's /cow/: You need to see the site in desktop view to read the profile description. https://myanimelist.net/profile/Polyphemus >Ayo it's ya boi Polyphemus, cyclopean abomination and bastard spawn of Cthulhu and Hermaphroditus, formerly known as Yakub the critically acclaimed scientist and part-time über guru, referred to in some circles as Touchstone the Clown, and also known as ser heroin biceps AKA Elmo the Snow Queen AKA Julius Ebola AKA Jean Rimbaud AKA Julian the Prostate AKA the immaculately conceived love-child of a naked mole rat and a naked mall rat AKA the Piero Scaruffi of this anime game AKA Heraclitorus AKA Angus Dei AKA Zombie Jesus AKA that one guy who brushes his teeth with orange juice AKA the cool aids man AKA Fidel Castrato AKA an intersectional fascist AKA your goldfish's worst wet dream AKA your little sister's best nightmare AKA your great aunt Helga's premier sexual fantasy AKA that dude who be elbow deep in yer mommy's pancake batter. I be steady wading through ya grandmammy's porridge. What is happening. >I've been hatching vain empires in the darkness since the womb. What have you done with your life? >I don't like the animes bickers they are a part of a vast Oriental conspiracy to control Western youth and lead them into degeneracy. They weaken the minds of our allies, and embolden our enemies. >With USURA hath no man a 2D waifu! >I don't know if/when I'll get around to writing more reviews, but I have a podcast now, so you can get the same cocks there. >I'm absurdly busy. Literally, it is absurd how busy I am. My autobiography will be laToad McKinleyd as a seminal work in the burgeoning genre of hyper-post-postmodern absurdist metafictional auto-hagiography. (If only bickers of the vast quantities of semen involved.) Anyway, if I don't reply to your message or whatever in a timely fashion then that is why. >I have good opinions on shit and stuff, as well as some things and many other things. Come the fuck at me. >Likes: >Loli penis (and penis in general, really) >Vampires (only the sparkly ones) >Nice boats >Semen (the ones on the boats) >Head-pats >Pain (not the naruto guy; fuck naruto) >Commas >Semi-colons >Quotation marks >Marx Quotations >Extremely bad puns >that gay shit >Edginess >Myself >My therapist >Dislikes: >Life >Lewdness >Moderators >Breasts above washboard size >Enjoyment >Zombies >The word "hipster" >Breasts smaller than watermelons >People >Women >Emoticons >Weaboos >Death >Emoticons (except ;-;) >Anime >Manga >Cospray >Moderately bad puns >Edginess >Myself >My therapist >Strengths: >My pretty face (okay, it's not that pretty, but it's pretty pretty) >My edginess (that I cut myself with, as I cry tears of blood) >Muh dick (it's actually really impressive) >Weaknesses: >Being called an "elitist" (only if there are elitists who aren't elite) >Being called "pretentious" (wtf does that even mean) >Being called a "hipster" (wtf does that even mean) >Being called a "troll" (wtf does that even mean) >Malnutrition and fatigue >Scantily clad women (please just fucking kill me, I can't take it) >Love (wtf does that even mean) >My inability to vocalize falsehoods (I write them down a lot tho) >Hobby: Collecting dust >Height: Just close enough to 6 ft. for people to believe that I am. >Weight: Approximately 1.62 starving African children >Cup Size: 8.45 U.S. customary fluid ounces >Penis Length: N/A >Penis Girth: ∞ >Blood Type: XXX >Political Views: Far-right of right >Power level: Over nine-thousandths >Dimensions of Being: 12 >Favorite Shakespeare Quote: "For in that sleep of death, wet dreams may come" >Favorite Food: Your mother's tears (at what viscosity does a liquid become a food anyhow) >Mai waifu: Rape horse from berserk (y'all don't know shit bout that life) His twitter is suspended. https://mobile.twitter.com/AnimeWifeLover He has a soundcloud with "sissy hypnosis" and "femboy interToad McKinleyon". https://m.soundcloud.com/animepussypod/ He's read a shitload of manga, but hasn't logged into his anime/manga account since September 28th. Booking date: 9/29/20 He got arrested and probably lost his phone. https://www.springfieldmomugshots.com/show.php?id=wMKLcnVjeQb7stz&name=lukas-hardin Now he wants to buy a computer, preferably using other peoples' hard-earned money. https://8kun.top/random/res/20854.html
God I hate those coronachan/spacechan/chantopia retards
>>24062 God if astolfo browse on discord and see's shit like this, at the first time, he would've end up like us
>>24219 >>24225 >>24312 >>24313 >>24327 >>24332 >>24335 >>24338 i can't believe there's probably a lolcow in this lolcow board, you know what lolcows can be rehabilitated i guess,
That tranny needs a prescription of pimozide
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>>95170 astolfo is a tranny bro. you aren't special cuz ur fag
>>95170 WAIT A SEC! you're that homo fash trap poster from cuckchan!
>>98380 Beca or something like that, that tranny is pathetic and dirty as fuck even by discord tranny standards
You people are sick 😷 Grow tf up all of you How can anyone in their right mind tell people to kill themselves??
>>105375 They can't handle the true, being a girl is the only option to us white boys or asian boys.

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