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TheHeroOfTomorrow/Eli S. Stone Anonymous 02/28/2020 (Fri) 07:20:06 ID: c5b9c8 No.36520
You guys ever heard of this lolcow? He seems like one of those idiots online with pronounces and love to bash Orange Man Bad 24/7. I'm going to give you a short summary of him from the foxdicks dig on him. >Brief Summary: Weird ass dude who lives with his mama at almost 30 years old, has worked as a shitty video reviewer (as a faux comic character of his own shitty imagination, mind you) for a variety of topics and products for the past 8+ years (think a more autistic Doug Walker, but not funny at all), is your stereotypical TCG nerd and Pokemonfag. Clearly wants to get with thots, albeit unsuccessfully like Penguinfag. Has recently finished his series of videos, ironically at the time when people will now finally start noticing him after years of not giving a fuck. Some info on where the guy lives. His white papers… https://www.whitepages.com/name/Eli-S-Stone/Heber-Springs-AR/11rhte81 Dox: 610 Colonial Cir Heber Springs AR 72543-4603 DOB: June 1st, 1990 Twitter: twitter.com/cartoonheroguy Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheHeroOfTomorrow (Old) Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDUzI4EeHWWYe91PZFA41nA (https://archive.li/eLU0g) Personal Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/eli.stone2 IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4979553/?ref_=tt_ov_wr (https://archive.li/54mUa) TVTropes Page: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/TheCartoonHero (https://archive.li/ZFU2n) Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/user47786891 Bitchute: https://bitchute.com/profile/5l8mfiNwsxSa/ (https://archive.li/Qo1Ow) Blogspot: https://theherooftomorrow.blogspot.com/ (https://archive.li/tvjpK) Fandom Wiki: https://commentarydb.fandom.com/wiki/TheHeroOfTomorrow Welcome to Clown World, Eli Stone!
To give a bullshit about Eli S. Stone. He's a well known fucking idiot who loves to cry tranny dick when no one notice his BS tweets. Tries to date women and fail horribly and is rumored to be a pedophilia judging of him supporting infamous voice actor of Goku from Funimation who is also rumored of raping underage girls. Hell! Tweeting to him will get you blocked from his account as for whatever reason he seems to defend a known pedo like Sean Schemmel. He would believe bullshit like Vic raped underage girls yet won't believe that Sean would do the same. He's also KickVic up the ass. A sad human being that makes me wanna puke blood. The nigga's so retarded that even a black guy won't fuck his bi gay ass just bickers. Possibly an SJW up the ass and supports known doxxers. (bickers of course he does.) Faggot is beyond disgusting I can';t even put good words about him without me grabbing a knife just to stab myself from his BS! The guy is beyond brainwashed and might be a dangerous person not to normies but underage kids as well. One of his friends of the reviewer community reviewed an infamous porno from Japan called Boku No Pico and it fucking irony he never calls him out for it. Or that time his furry boyfriend who's into dog cocks Media Hunter is a BBC Obama lover who sucks the D and hates Trump bickers fuck you that's why. I wouldn't be shocked if half of these grown ass men in their 30s supports socialism bickers my god the more left they try to save "Merica" the more retarded it can get. I just nowadays laugh at his fucking tweets whenever he tries to pull the moral card. I bet you if I tweet at him me holding guns saying my niece uses guns to kill rapists from the middle east? He would tell me I am Islamophobic or some BS like that and block me. He is that HUGE of a fucking snowflake that it hurts my manhood the more he goes all the way left. It's funny but also sad. So that's why I wept for him to leave his insane mind once Vic wins his lawsuit on the people that fucked him over. That may get his ass to realize Listen and Believe can get people killed. But I bet he supports Zoe Quinn if she murders another guy again over MeToo'd. (ಥ _ ಥ)
>>36653 When does this become funny or interesting?
>>36676 When you read up his tweets and videos. Yes, he makes videos. By the way? The guy who reviewed Boku No Pico is named The Hardcore Kid. Yeah........... HARDCORE KID! Bad enough to review CPs! XD https://youtu.be/5Qg3qv8mHxM On his channel right now he is reviewing on a podcast about MLP. Probably not a future FBI most wanted guy list. Also, for some reason he has this kind of fanart. Shit!
>>36680 >When you read up his tweets and videos But that would be boring and uninteresting, not funny and interesting.
>>36686 Yeah I know. Might need to post this lovely video. https://youtu.be/4ZXcGXMte_w
>>36688 I think you have a problem differentiating 'retard with shit politics' from 'funny retard with shit politics.'
>>36693 I don't know? I just see one from the other as just samish. Depends on the views of said person.
>>36520 > more autistic Doug Walker, but not funny at all So Doug Walker.
In other news today? Eli S. Stone is making the Guinness world record of most days without one fuck up. Let's see if he can avoid the drama in the next few months.
is this 4/pol/? why is there a thread about some unfuny literal who that has retarded political opinions?
>>39324 bickers he is such a clown that he goes beyond politics. Dude might be a future rapist and we will laugh it off as normal. He has no power outside of his fucking cult of a fanbase and indeed they fit as a cult bickers OMFG they are worthless scumbags of the earth.
>>39445 If he rapes anyone let us know, that could be funny.
>>39454 I'll update the news when I can. :)
This nigga is probably crying right now bickers he is stuck in his home until the virus is gone but by that time. He will be homeless in the streets and begging to be raped by black men with BBC back home.
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Oddguy why are you sending food to fat MLP reviewers?
>>42380 WTF! So he a kek! I knew it that fucking fat Jew! https://youtu.be/syHkqaNASqM
>>36680 I remember back when Hardcore Kid used to do his Smegged up Youtube Failure lists, they were a lot more funny and entertaining than his current shit
>>46687 And here's some good ol' fashioned hypocrisy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaBxk5eZYTw
>>86349 >Lolifags really get hard for boring and retard shit like this
>>42380 >israeli snack stop

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