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The Library of /robowaifu/ Card Catalogue Robowaifu Technician 11/26/2020 (Thu) 07:11:30 No.7143 [Reply] [Last]
Robowaifus are a big topic. They need a big library index! :^) Note -This is a living document. Please contribute topical thread/post crosslinks! Thread category quick-jumps >>7150 AI / VIRTUAL_SIM / UX_ETC >>7152 HARDWARE / MISC_ENGINEERING >>7154 DESIGN-FOCUSED >>7156 SOFTWARE_DEVELOPMENT / ETC >>7159 BIO / CYBORG >>7162 EDUCATION >>7164 PERSONAL PROJECTS >>7167 SOCIETY / PHILOSOPHY / ETC >>7169 BUSINESS(-ISH) >>7172 BOARD-ORIENTED >>7174 MISCELLANEOUS

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waifusearch> Tensegrity THREAD SUBJECT POST LINK R&D General >>5448 tensegrity Waifu Materials >>6507 " Robot skeletons and armatures >>4398 " " >>4416 " " >>8089 " " >>8158 " Building the ultimate waifu. >>7653 " Papercraft waifu >>9016 " Actuators for waifu movement! >>5108 " /robowaifu/ Embassy Thread >>4832 " " >>4833 " " >>4844 " " >>4848 " " >>4855 "

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Welcome to /robowaifu/ Anonymous 09/09/2019 (Mon) 00:33:54 No.3 [Reply]
Why Robowaifu? Most of the world's modern women have failed their men and their societies, feminism is rampant, and men around the world have been looking for a solution. History shows there are cultural and political solutions to this problem, but we believe that technology is the best way forward at present – specifically the technology of robotics. We are technologists, dreamers, hobbyists, geeks and robots looking forward to a day when any man can build the ideal companion he desires in his own home. However, not content to wait for the future; we are bringing that day forward. We are creating an active hobbyist scene of builders, programmers, artists, designers, and writers using the technology of today, not tomorrow. Join us! NOTES & FRIENDS > Notes: -This is generally a SFW board, given our engineering focus primarily. On-topic NSFW content is OK, but please spoiler it. -Our bunker is located at: https://anon.cafe/robowaifu/catalog.html Please make note of it. > Friends: -/clang/ - currently at https://8kun.top/clang/ - toaster-love NSFW. Metal clanging noises in the night. -/monster/ - currently at https://smuglo.li/monster/ - bizarre NSFW. Respect the robot. -/tech/ - currently at >>>/tech/ - installing Gentoo Anon? They'll fix you up. -/britfeel/ - currently at https://anon.cafe/britfeel/ - some good lads. Go share a pint! -/server/ - currently at https://anon.cafe/server/ - multi-board board. Eclectic thing of beauty. -/f/ - currently at https://anon.cafe/f/res/4.html#4 - doing flashtech old-school. -/kind/ - currently at https://kind.moe/kind/ - be excellent to each other.

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Madoka.mi prototype thread & robowaifu 3D modeling/printing general. AllieDev 09/17/2021 (Fri) 19:58:39 No.13288 [Reply]
As was suggested in another thread after I am making a model of this image and will attempt to 3D print it into a working prototype and am following the suggestion of Kiwi as to not derail the Actuator thread. >>13205 >>13216 The goals so far will be to test whether or not the average robowaifu technician can simply design and 3D print their own parts. At the end I hope to be able to share what I've made. This is also a good thread for any Anons to share their Digital 2D/3D or 3D printed creations of robowaifus or robowaifu parts. >=== -minor edit of subject
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We certainly look forward with eager anticipation to your project's progress OP. Godspeed. Also, I am going to modify your OP's subject slightly to let everyone else know this thread will also serve as a 3D modelling/printing project-progress general, as you indicated. This has been an ongoing need for the board, and you have our thanks for filling it.
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>>13288 Nice work on her guard plate for her side rocket booster. Her mechamusume design does not lean into walking with everything on her back. I'm thinking wheels on the ends of her wings would be a good way to get her moving. Open to your ideas AllieDev. Madoka's official height according to show notes is 152 cm (5'0").

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Actuators For Waifu Movement Part 2 Waifu Boogaloo Kiwi 09/02/2021 (Thu) 05:30:48 No.12810 [Reply] [Last]
(Original thread >>406) Kiwi back from the dead with a thread for the discussion of actuators that move your waifu! Part Two! Let's start with a quick refresher! 1. DC motors, these use a rotating magnetic field created through commutation to rotate a rotor! They're one of the cheapest options and are 30 to 70 percent efficient usually. The bigger they are, the more efficient they tend to be. 2. Brushless motors, these use a controller to induce a rotating magnetic field by turning electromagnets on and off in a sequence. They trend 60 to 95 percent efficiency 3. AC motors, Though there are many different type, they function similarly to brushless motors, they simply rely on the AC electricity to turn their electromagnets on and off to generate their field. Anywhere from 15 to 95 percent efficiency. 4. Stepper motors, brushless motors with ferrous teeth to focus magnetic flux. This allows for incredible control at the cost of greater mass and lower torque at higher speeds. Usually 50 to 80 percent efficient but, this depends on control algorithm/speed/and quality of the stepper. 5. Coiled Nylon Actuators! These things have an efficiency rating so low it's best to just say they aren't efficient. What they are though is dirt cheap and easy as heck to make! Don't even think about them, I did and it was awful. 6. Hydraulics! These rely on the distribution of pressure in a working liquid to move things like pistons. Though popular in large scale industry, their ability to be used in waifu's has yet to be proven. (Boston Dynamics Atlas runs on hydraulics but, it's a power guzzler and heavy) 7. Pneumatics, hydraulics lighter sister! This time the fluid is air! This has the advantage in weight. They aren't capable of the same power loads hydraulics are but, who wants their waifu to bench press a car? 8. Wax motors, hydraulic systems where the working fluid is expanding melted parafin wax! Cheap, low power, efficient, and produce incredible torque! Too bad they're slow and hard to control. 9. Explosion! Yes, you can move things through explosions! Gas engines work through explosions! Artificial muscles can be made by exploding a hydrogen and oxygen mixture in a piston, then using hydrolysis to turn the water back into hydrogen and oxygen. None of this is efficient or practical but, it's vital we keep our minds open. Though there are more actuators, most are derivatives or use these examples to work. Things like pulleys need an actuator to move them. Now, let's share, learn, and get our waifu moving! >--- < add'l, related links from Anon:

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>>13285 >You first. Show us. I will. Sometime between that post and now, I've found I'm going to get fired for not taking the vax. Also I've been working nights, which makes it hard to get anything done without noise complaints. There's also the fact that I know as soon as I post it I'm going to be met with replies about ways to change the experiment. I've already had one comment about how a 180° bend isn't necessary, but expect asking for a standard material and how thick or wide the arm should be, then eventually devolve into why I used an imperial measurement when we should use metric, etc. I expected a major backlash against the idea by people who prefer to just sit around thinking and talking, will find any way they can to ruin this. >>13313 >However, there's not gonna be one answer and best method It's just a general-purpose limb, mostly for bending at the elbow and knee. Scaling down to the fingers probably won't work and it won't be good for flexing face muscles or anything like that, but the application largely depends on what the leading design is. There's not gonna be one answer and best method regardless if the experiment is done or not, so why not do it anyway? It's application isn't just limited to waifubots either.
>>13318 >>I've found I'm going to get fired for not taking the vax That's really sucks. F the vax, F the people trying to force it on people and F the people who engineered corona. What ever you do don't quit. They will try to make you quit. Don't do it. That way they will have no liability. They will really try hard to do this. Watch you'll see. It may very well be that they will some day have to pay you for firing you. Force them to fire you. Of topic but we now have many serious test that show Ivermectin knocks out corona. We even have a whole country of billions, India, that has shown that corona can be stopped fast and eliminated. If they want to stop corona it's as easy as giving everyone Ivermectin, vit. D, and vit. C and corona is done in a few months for a couple dollars per person.
>>13322 >Force them to fire you. That was the plan, if only so it makes it easier to get unemployment if I can't get a new job soon. But please, let's not turn this thread about actuators into a Covid thread. When I leave the job, I'll switch back to sleeping normal hours, and it'll be easier for me to assemble the little CNC machine I bought but never got around to building. I don't trust my hand-eye coordination enough to do cut things by hand.
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Robowaifu Thermal Management Robowaifu Technician 09/15/2019 (Sun) 05:49:44 No.234 [Reply] [Last]
Question: How are we going to solve keeping all the motors, pumps, computers, sensors, and other heat-producing gizmos inside a real robowaifu cooled off anons?
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>>13181 Glad you made it back Anon. >I figure that the more I share, the more feedback I can get, but if nobody's interested enough to reply, I'll just put the idea away for later. I would encourage you to post your ideas here, regardless of feedback. The board has slowly grown to be something of an archive of Anon's thoughts and concepts of robowaifus, and as such serves the interests of historical posterity at the least. Not that we're satisfied with just that of course! :^) Point being, the 'traffic patterns' of IBs can be quite sporadic, even chaotic, and you never know who will pick up on a good idea at some point and have an 'aha!' moment. Factor in the future anons who will find us and the fact the board is actively archived in different ways, and you have a kind of robowaifu research library of sorts. One I personally consider well worth investing into, regardless of approvals.
>>13259 Yeah, I've been making a lot of posts here, if you couldn't tell. I've been writing down my own ideas like this and countless other subjects for over a decade now, some things were just uses for technology I read about in news articles from websites that don't exist anymore. I often don't bother telling other people my ideas because they either don't care, don't believe me, don't understand, or don't understand the significance of what I tell them. Like this form of energy storage for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXC7-hfk7xs I still have a number of files saved from http://www.svn.net/krscfs/ at least as far back as 2010, when I was obsessed with his EVO-shooter and Tesla's death ray. But the really good ideas (coincidentally including a potentially revolutionary way to manage heat) I'm keeping to myself because I hope I can make enough money off of one of them to hire people to help me make the rest.
>>13281 >still have a number of files saved from http://www.svn.net/krscfs/ at least as far back as 2010 http://web.archive.org/web/20130319004610/http://www.svn.net/krscfs/ >EVO-shooter and Tesla's death ray Sounds like BS. Is this guy in a ward now?
>>13298 No, he died: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_R._Shoulders The death-ray isn't bullshit, if you read the website it's pretty well documented. It's basically a smaller, simplified version of what Tesla made. Even Tesla struggled to explain that it's not really a "ray" like a beam of light or even a particle weapon in the modern sense, the guy was an engineer before modern particle physics was really even a thing, so it was more like "dust particle" than protons or something. It's basically a gun that would shoot microscopic clusters of mercury or carbon atoms, and with the powers Tesla proposed, a stream of them could cut through an airplane 200 miles away. Ken's version is the size of a flashlight or lighter and could really fuck someone up. But more importantly that video says his tech makes energy storage dramatically cheaper, denser & more environmentally friendly than lithium-ion batteries.
>>13319 Oh, okay. So it seems to have some credibility. I'll download the PDFs then. Thanks.

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robowaifu energy systems Robowaifu Technician 09/10/2020 (Thu) 08:16:03 No.5080 [Reply]
/waifu energy source general/ What do you think that our waifus will use for energy?And how much energy it needs to use?From my rough calculations if will need about 2kw for the computer plus 500w for the mechanical part(although I am not sure about the last part because I am not very familiar with the mechatronics ). Surely we don't want to use something like an engine because of the noise ,vibrations and the exhaust.The current state of the battery is not suitable for our goals because of the low energy density (energy per square meter).I think that PEM battery will be a good choice because of the lack mechanical parts , huge energy density , the energy is in the form of electricity.The only downside , for now , is the fact that the PEM layer is VERY expensive ,at least for now . What do you think?What kind of energy source our waifus will use? >=== original Batteries & Power thread >>23
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>>5100 >Let's say, if they start using fuel cell for electric bikes, then we'll be using them as well for our waifus... Makes sense, thanks for the info Anon.
This video explains hy hydrogen is suboptimal: https://youtu.be/PH9gvfaufbo - the efficiency is too low. We could even use methan, so normal natural gas for grilling, instead. I still think batteries plus maybe compressed air, plus maybe ethanol >>5097, makes more sense.
I like the idea of eventually getting to the point where our robowaifus can have a "drink" with us and use the ethanol as supplemental fuel. Imagine also being able to analyze the chemical composition and "taste", robowaifu sommliers before we know it. Joking aside, this would be a noteworthy development simply because engaging in drinking makes them seem more normal and less alien and would put others at ease and lighten any awkwardness at dinner parties "Uh.. your wife is an android?" "Gynoid actually, and yes, but she's got an excellent nose for Pinot"
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>>13303 Being able to taste seems like a good idea for a robot that prepares food, and a sense of smell is also good for cleaning itself or other things. However, using ethanol as fuel just seems like a pointless idea in general, especially drinks like wine or beer that contain a relatively small amount compared to water, and then there's removal of the other chemicals. I can't really imagine a system where a robot would need to eat or drink unless it could use the materials in it to heal itself. The closest I've imagined to that is drinking distilled water to top-off its coolant, or some other ingredients for sex lube.
>>13321 Using ethanol directly was the initial idea here, not extracting it from wine. It makes totally sense that they would trink different liquids for internal use and for social reasons a well. The social part is OT in this thread however, so if this goes on then please pick another thread (meta?) for that and link back to here as the start, thanks.

I write books about worlds of waifus. Robowaifu Technician 09/09/2021 (Thu) 12:04:02 No.12956 [Reply]
Depending on interpretation, these waifus are fully functional and fully interactive AI. The appeal of women both existing and being capable of love, while the failures of females are explicitly depicted constitutes a significant portion of the character motivation, promoting an exodus of men from the dying, legacy Clown World and the hilarity and insanity that follows after that while based and redpilled men live their new lives in relative happiness. So am I in the right place?
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>>13239 I don't think anything in here would be considered weird by the standards of the posters. I mean, who wouldn't want Kitsune waifus? Or more broadly, who wouldn't want the premise of the book? I've had some get triggered that the beginning is "a half hour of whining about life on Earth" but this is LitRPG - read: premeditated isekai. And so the character's motivations for abandoning everything are important, especially in character driven stories. The early pages make it very clear exactly what sort of dystopia is being escaped from. It's meant as a means of making my target audience self insert as the MC. So that when you see his mindset improve after reaching a better world despite it definitely not being perfect, perhaps the reader will dream of such a thing themselves. And then when the conflict starts? It is a conflict that everyone in my target audience can agree with. At least one person here I believe has read the book by now and can confirm.
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>>13244 Fair enough then, proceed Anon.
You know, TradCucks are the eternal failures. One can easily imagine them seeing a world of waifus, one where you pretty much have ethnostates already if you look at almost anyone except the MC, and who they could easily find someone who cares for tradition (lots of long lived races bias things accordingly) and family and yet one could trivially imagine them still simping for Earth females who have proven themselves entirely unfeminine and entirely unfit for purpose. What is even more amusing than that I think is just how little their seething would matter when Real Men have superior replacements right there and don't even acknowledge their manipulative bullshit, nor does the gynocentrism that makes females so dangerous and subversive exist. You're left with, essentially annoying females being annoying, while Men go on grand adventures with or without waifus.
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Even without sex bots, AI, and moving dolls (all of which exist right now, and at a few thousand dollars are bargain basement prices compared with a biocunt) females already fail the competition with sex objects. Just look at the standard TradCuck NPC lines. They always mention porn. Porn is literally just sex objects. If females were either better sex objects or provided value outside of being a sex object they could not be replaced entirely by a Wisdom Wank. One hand of a Man would not be objectively more valuable than an entire meme gender. But Thot Patrol aside, what stands out for me as I write this is that one of the core fundamental tenets of the entire series is basically anything that happens on Earth is a low level challenge. And that includes dealing with fefails. While the first book does have some thot patrolling in there (a lot more than it otherwise would have had, just because it triggers the NPCs while entertaining humans)., as early as the second book this quickly becomes outleveled because really, females can only exercise their natural, intrinsic evil under one of two conditions: 1: Gynocentric soyciety is warped around their evil, enabling their foul behaviors and letting them corrupt the world. 2: An army of imported simps from such a world enforces their will artificially (and doesn't just become area effect bait). With actual women, aka waifus, aka digital people (a central tenet of the LitRPG genre... though there might be more involved than this) men might look at a pair of tits, but then they will just rent a whore if they are horny and get a waifu if they want more than that. And what really makes it triggering is that the waifus aren't some docile servants... well some are, but since you can also get servants readily enough the waifus become actual people - supportive but not slaves. And that in turn lets Men focus on their goals, which in the case of the MC usually involves experimenting with his new abilities, something that usually, but not always works out for hm.

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Slimegirl Waifu Robowaifu Technician 09/19/2021 (Sun) 17:48:27 No.13307 [Reply]
Has anyone considered that the answer to all robowife questions is slimegirls? - Liquid form is both self-cleaning and fuckable - AI can operate in a distributed manner throughout the substance the slimewife is made of - can shapeshift from thicc to petite and back again, even during a single round of sex -always wet! take the slimewifepill! -
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"My wife is technically a swarm of sentient microcomputers that cluster together based on natural patterns derived from the observation of bacteria dynamics but goddamn the pussy is INSANE and she's a excellent cook."
>>13307 na, if you want something that changes its appearance why just don't use VR?
>>13307 We have an unofficial thread for cyborgs, including xeno-cyborgs: >>2184, which already mentioned slime molds as a possible material, but only internally. Also a thread for monster girls >>10259. Please choose how you want to realize something like that and then put such things into the right thread(s).
>>13308 so we're going to go down the phyrexian route?

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I want my robotwaifu to train my dick! Robowaifu Technician 09/19/2021 (Sun) 17:20:49 No.13305 [Reply]
One of the most appealing aspects of a robowaifu to me is the idea that during coitus she could do any number of things to my dick that are biologically impossible. Her secretions could be made of nourishing essential oils that hyperstimulate bloodflow to the penis and her pussygrip could massage the penis in such a way that it could increase in size (see Angion method on youtube for a description of the manual function needed to make this happen). The robowaifu could also tell you how well you fucked her using any number of criteria. She could train you to increase sexual stamina or time until ejaculation. I wouldn't want my robowaifu critiquing my performance at all times but in general i think it plays to the strength of the robowaifu if she does things entirely differently than her human counterparts. Imagine going on a date with a flesh and blood roastie and you drop that your ex was a gynoid. "Holy shit this guy must know how to fuck like fucking Zeus then!" she thinks. Similarly, "male" sexbots could train biowomen on how to give better head, act sexier, etc. Thoughts?
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Let's also not forget that the robowaifu could also learn your preferences inside and out and then act in conjunction with a biowoman to realize them.
Thanks for your input. We already have a thread for this topic: >>419 - it should be moved over there by some mod. On the topic: There seem to be channels dedicated to male sextoys on some alternative platforms to YouTube. The MGTOW 'Turd Flinging Monkey' seems to have one. These might show some thing which ar possible. Though, to put any of this into a robowaifu, we first need to make progress in building them.

Self-replicating waifubots. Robowaifu Technician 09/18/2019 (Wed) 11:38:52 No.412 [Reply]
Why not build a waifu with a rudimentary AI and give her the objective to help you build a better waifu with better AI and repeat the process until you get one that is perfect?
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Pretty simple once you reach human-tier levels of dexterity and motion planning. Then you simply employ excess robowaifus in your robowaifu factory as sweatshop slave labor. There you go, self-replicating waifubots.
Perhaps you can go from nanobots to humanoids through hyper-evolution. It's not any less fictional I suppose.
>self replicating waifubots
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QT-pi RoboEnforcer GF when anon?

>>412 the best robowaifu is one whose ultimate goal is to become your sidepiece to a human woman

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