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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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>>3345 Why? This board is year old already.

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Stormtrooper 08/28/2020 (Fri) 21:53:41 No.3463 [Reply]
>Daisy Ridley struggled to find work after Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker But how can this be?
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>>3512 If it is tell him to make better content rather than peddling lies he thinks people want to hear. It's over, Star Wars post disney purchase is dead & there is no going back as realistically it would take a second depression to ruin disney or a civil war to remove the people that actually control culture from the media & other institutions. >>3509 They test things in secret for years before rolling it out publicly.Hidden trannies as a psyop is highly probable in CY+5.
>>3513 Tell him yourself.
>>3506 I wouldn't be surprised if she's a hermaphrodite tbh.
Truth be told I think she got a job only because of casting couches. Because I saw her performance in that shitty remake of Murder on the Orient Express and it was bad.
>>3591 >I think she got a job only because of casting couches No shit.

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Star Wars memes & images Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 18:13:01 No.152 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Post any and all SW memes and images you have in this thread.
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>>3561 Now this is pure autisum.
>>3561 /sw/ is cool again.

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>3584 Doomcuck hates the show but he didn't even watch it.
>>3585 >Doomcuck hates the show He, and the rest of the Fagdom Menace loves it and shills for it.
>>3587 He's only talking about The Mandalorian for the YT algorithm and based on stuff happening outside of the show. He's Quarterpounder tier. Doomcuck is the only one who hate the show.
>>3588 who gives a flying fuck what he actually thinks about that garbage. The point is he shills it.

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THE VERMIN IS DYING Stormtrooper 09/16/2020 (Wed) 17:08:46 No.3574 [Reply]
https://archive.md/pICww 91% YOY, from $5.4 billion to $460 million
>thinking pedophile kikes will allow one of their biggest propaganda makers to fail
>>3575 The internet and Netflix is proving more worthwhile in that area anyway. Only way Yidsney can survive this trainwreck now is if the retarded cunts in Congress decide to bail them out... However because of the whole China controversy, it could go either way.
>>3576 > IF the retarded cunts in Congress decide to bail them out... However because of the whole China controversy, it could go either way. Do you really expect congress to do the right thing? Disney will not only be bailed out by tax payers they will get nice bonuses, absorb more media, get more government favors and continue to make low grade propaganda until this society collapses.

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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>>2070 Thanks, I think it was like a full page. It was a bit like that 3rd pic, the person (in POV) was on the ground, looking up.
Anyone got a book guide? Or should I just pick the oldest book and start from there? https://archive.md/094ld
Grabbed a couple of torrents and started to read Marvel 1977 weekle comics. I decided to read the digital version since it is in color, but I notice something off with the art, so I compared it with the black&white version of the comic and notice the some shadows and light sources are missing. Is there a color version that doesnt fuck up this badly?
Anyone know where I can download the star wars sound efects?
Requesting a link for 'The Prequels Strike Back! Start The Fan's Journey'

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>2263 A great video but the creator also defending that rapist jew woody allen kind of sullied the channel for me
>>3490 Except that the video lays out why the guy most likely isn't the former. Think you can trust him on it.
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>>2263 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mArj6WvqzE >1.5k dislikes the seethe is real
>>3485 That is the most remarkable looking spider-bro tbh. I'm continually amazed with God's creativity and designs.

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply]
Post them webms
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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply] [Last]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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>>3548 Gina got thicc.
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>>3548 I'm surprised it's a rhino on his shoulder and not a wolf...
>>3552 That's the thing the yoda kid lifted
>>554 not watching it, lol
>>3548 The only interest I have in this show it the autistic screeching that will happen when all the retards that sucked it's cock like it was a return to form realize that it's just as poz'd as the nutrilogy were.

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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>>3551 What the hell is this? Also I thought this garbage had been postponed.
>>3554 >stonk nigger wahmen who don't need no man and probably a dyke with stupid looking "trendy" hair cut >What the hell is this? Yet another shitty mary sue brought to you by the water filled heads at yidsney.
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>>3558 >The hair The story is ugly, its full of unsightly ideas, and its visually as hideous as possible as well.
>>3551 >4th pic It looks like they've traced over a picture of Olivia Munn.

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