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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.

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May the Force be with you, troopers.
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FIX THE FUCKING CSS

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Gina Carano got fired from the Mandalorian and Disney+ and Filoni are fucking gay Stormtrooper 02/11/2021 (Thu) 14:47:04 No.4072 [Reply]
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FIX THE FUCKING CSS YOU LAZY NIGGER
>>4139 I don't like Filoni, but not wanting to shove sex down the audience's throat 24/7 doesn't mean you're a faggot.
>>4143 >doesn't mean you're a faggot. .t faggot
>>4146 No, he is right. And it's not like TCW didn't sexualize its characters either, the key difference here is that nobody but massive autists and the very showrunners ever once found them visually appealing to begin with. Do you know why 90% of Ahsoka's fanart is borderline off-model? Because TCW "Antz" art style makes her and everyone else unbearable to look at.
>>4143 >2021 >still thinking yidsney will let straight white men work for them

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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This is quickly turning into a short story so let’s summarize it with good ol meme arrows >Utilizing the baltimore crips’ shuttle to drop out of hyperspace, Dreypa goblino has a moment of respite in realspace >He decides to spend it meditating, stretching his awareness to tickle around star systems while hunting for the presence he felt in Hyperspace >Doesn’t find it but manages to brush against what could be more or less described as it snoring from the edge of the Galaxy > Calls it good and begins the lengthy journey back home, spending a year doing nerd shit like math, double checking his navigation systems to not have a second fucky wucky, and utilizing more or less “safe” (meaning traveled) routes used to patrol Sith space to get back into it >XoXaan’s not really ecstatic about his return, but could give less than two shits about him locking himself away in a shrine on Rhelg to draw star maps and consult with xenobiological experts about what he possibly could’ve felt >The Eradicator Cult catches wind of this and after hearing rumors about a “giant monster capable of surviving hyperspace and having the sentience and mental strength to leave an imprint of itself behind” and gets an anti-Jedi boner >Eradicators buddy up with Cassus Dreypa, who’d rather sit in the back and play with his trains like a good autist >XoXaan slowly comes to realize the merits of an organization of Sith where a single, powerful leader with absolute obedience from those below them is sort of cool >Hint hint >XoXaan sees the Eradicators supposedly teaming up with Cassus, they just promised him more thomas the tank engine posters >Is about to throw a thermonuclear bitch fit >Cassus Dreypa’s been busy drawing up the designs for what he calls the “Phobis Devices” >Eradicators ask him to help them take down XoXaan who’s rolling back her bandage sleeves and preparing to revoke their titles like it’s CK2 >He tells them to fuck off he’s got space squid phones to build >They tell him XoXaan’s gonna take away Thomas’ steam engine >Real shit

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>>4159 Nigga, could you lay off the green arrow tldr's? We'll take your autism, but this makes things way too goofy.
>>4155 >>4156 He means the CSS is supposed to have a starry background and big yellow letters at the top. But that's not something that can be fixed since it looks like its a problem with theГунтretort since its not allowing anyone to upload a new css
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Hello my grotthu audience, I am your local Jen’ari Inc. Shill and I’m here to talk about our dark overlord’s latest product, the new iPhobis Devices! Our hyperspace enthusiast Dark Lord of the Sith Cassus Dreypa has been hard at work on our newest line of personal devices, and his halfbreed majesty has granted me the honor of describing them to you under pain of death or the opportunity to be the iPhobia’s next beta tester! >Versatile devices that allow you to test your or a loved one’s mental fortitude by, <forcing you to go toe-to-toe with your inner demons by using the essence of the Sith Dreypa Jr. trapped inside of it, who’ve been conditioned to spam Summon Fear on anyone that touches Phobis Device #1 <Enjoy a simulation of what a year in Hyperspace with barely any food, no shielding, and life support so thin you feel like you’re on the summit of Ziost’s tallest mountain. Oh, and you have to stare at the blue tachyonic torrent-like twists of Hyperspace for the entire duration of your stay. After you enjoy that, you’re blessed with the activation phrase needed to access the third Phobis Device: Cassus Dreypa’s holocron. A repository of information encompassing his life’s work, everything from the star maps he charted, the physics and schematics of his hyperdrive prototypes, musings on starship power plants and sensor arrays, and how to commune with the terror from beyond by having a chat with him inside of his slumbering mindscape. The first two are pleb filters while the third’s the Dante Must Die device that none but a certain group of six has managed to walk away from, not only does it teach you HOW to talk to the Angry Yeeter but it traps a portion of your mind within the holocron so you can be Cassus Dreypa’s playmate until he feels the rather distinctive imprint left behind after a conversation with Lotek’k. 9/10 traitorous eradicator cultists agree that “ymg' mgepah'legeth,” with the last one unfortunately committing suicide with a shikkar dagger before we could extract a response from him. Now one interesting note I just remembered was Tulak Hord’s interest in Sith Sorcery and artifacts, he wasn’t just a beast with a protosaber but also a bookworm too, in fact he not only devised a number of Sith magic rituals, he also created a plethora of artifacts that look an awful lot just like holocrons, but hey that could very well just be Bioware’s laziness rearing its cromagnon head, said artifacts when combined could be used to perform an Essence Transfer ritual with the same effect as Darth Andeddu’s, only Tulak Hord’s K-Mart brand ritual requires the usage of his artifacts opposed to the streamlined spell Andeddu developed. Point is, I doubt Tulak Hord wouldn’t collect the Phobis devices for his personal collection. There’s no preexisting lore about who’s possession they bounced around, implying nobody did anything notable with them, so I’ll move on to Marka Ragnos. It doesn’t matter how Marka acquired them, I’ve got a few ideas on how he used them. While Dreypa Jr intended for them to be used to help others commune with the entity he discovered, fact is they make remarkably good torture devices. You can create your own homegrown supply of batshit insane freaks who are constantly projecting powerful emotions of terror and despair for you to gorge yourself on, and if that isn’t enough for you, the devices also have the potential to forge a willpower monster capable of not only enduring but reveling in the power of terror, giving whoever mastered it the “And they shall know no fear” rule from 40k, plus they have a new wellspring of gut-wrenching memories to draw power from. It’s a shame nobody mastered them, not even Marka Ragnos himself, who subjected himself to the first two (inner demons and hyperspace voyage) but had the brainpower to not gamble with the notorious third one, instead reserving that honor for whoever pissed him off. His usage of the Phobis devices as torture machines was so prolific that not only did they decorate his throne room with them, (a sword of Damocles for his visitors) he also famously gave the last of his rivals a choice between impaling himself with a shikkar, (gutting yourself with the glass knife is an old Sith phrase analogous to the Russian phrase “Idi Nahui”) or enduring a session with all three Phobis devices. Said rival was kneeling before Marka with six inches of glass in his intestines faster than you could say shik’nwul. (Shik’nwul = the knife’s peace/peace from the knife, think of harakiri but without being the slightest bit honorable and a thousand percent shamefur, and any unfortunate descendants you do have will spit on your name and spend their lifetimes cleansing the shame you shackled to them) >Tl;dr don’t fuck with Marka Ragnos because killing yourself in the most painful way imaginable will be preferable to what he’ll do to you. The Phobis devices wouldn’t be claimed by Naga Sadow or Ludo Kressh, they were too busy trying to kill eachother or getting their asses kicked. The interim Dark Lord Shar Dakhan was too busy fighting a desperate last stand against the Republic while Tenebrae, fresh from hos ritual that turned prosperous Medriaas into Nathema, gathered up his followers, his fleet, and his toys (including the Phobis devices) and fucking off to the corner of Sith Space that everybody forgot about.
>>4166 I had to trim so much fat off that post just to make it fit in the character limit. That's enough for tonight, tomorrow we talk about dread and it's masters

Do you remember this X-wing music vid? Stormtrooper 03/01/2021 (Mon) 06:11:32 No.4164 [Reply]
Had this in my archive for a little over 2 years, It's like an electro-house Star Wars music vid with an X-Wing and random Star Wars-related references. It's just now come back to me now, and I've been trying to get a source on this, but my search-engine fu is just not up to the task.
>>4164 Was the animation from one of the games?

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply] [Last]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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>>4120 Isn't the nigger the same MC from the main book line?
>>4122 Maybe? I assumed it was a different sheboon because the anon that posted it said it was a different run and the first porch monkey has the side of it's head shaven.
So. Coruscant is Byss now.
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>>4129 Maybe.
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3D resp Stormtrooper 01/27/2020 (Mon) 05:12:37 No.2177 [Reply] [Last]
I'm working on something... Thoughts?
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>>2573 It looks nice but the chin needs to be smaller and make the spikes more like horns so as not to invoke that Sonic the Hedgehog look. Then again you could use this model for some memes before changing it.
>>2552 You still haven't told us what the project is, but there were lots of other places you could have picked, like Dxun or Kashyyyk. >>2574 >>2577 Chuckles the Terentatek DLC when?
>>2579 Fuck, this is retarded, I feel like some autist would actually want this. I might kill myself from the cringe.
>>2579 Kashyyyk would never fucking do. I needed some place remote, super primitive and chock full of biodiversity from across the galaxy. Dxun would've been a nice choice except that while it does have a large range of dangerous creatures, it still pales in comparison to Endor's stupidly large number of invasive species, which is only possible thanks to all the space arks navigated by complete retards that kept crashing their over the millennia because of Endor's fucked up gravity. I initially wanted to use Ithor due to probably having even more biodiversity, but it wasn't remote enough and Ithorians are absolute "no fun allowed" pussies in regards to letting visitors go around fondling the moist green folds of their precious Mother Jungle. As for the project I already gave a gist about what it might be above before, Revanite. >>2184 Primarily, its just a bunch of SW 3D models of creatures that have never been done before to be used as free resources in whatever project anyone might ever want to make. Which is why I had to choose a planet with plenty of biodiversity from across the galaxy instead of just a lot of local fauna, since making models of only one planet's fauna would severely limit their usage. Secondly, if I finish up enough models in time (March is my deadline) I'll implement them into a mod for an easily modifiable game that converts the location to Endor. >>2579 >Chuckles the Terentatek DLC when? >>2580 >Fuck, this is retarded, I feel like some autist would actually want this. I might kill myself from the cringe. I refuse to do this. But thank you everyone for permanently ruining Terentateks for me. Now I can't unsee them as mutant Sega Hedgehogs.
I am not sure where i am in the internet. I have a neato server and would like to add some of these models as npcs.

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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply]
post them star wars memes
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>>4013 >If he wants that much to fuck a niggress. Why he didn´t choose a good looking one at least? Because you don't fuck something that's fictional.
>>3940 We need more of these.
>>4023 no u
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>>3927 credit to the real one that made this

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IRL Ethnic Parallels Stormtrooper 07/05/2020 (Sun) 09:10:58 No.3136 [Reply]
>Coruscant=Americans >Twi'leks=Black South Africans or Abos >Korunnai=Central Africans >Ropagu=Chinese >Neimoidians=Thainese >Chiss=Hokkaido Japanese >Nagai=Honshu Japanese >Alderaanians=Canadians >Chandrilans=Swedes >Tusken Raiders=Arabs >Jawas/Kumumgah=Mizrahi Jews >Muuns=Ashkenazi Jews >Hutts=Sephardi Jews >Yahk-Tosh, Quockrans, and Orooturoo=Galician Jews >Toydarians=Lithuanian Jews >Rybets=Black Hebrew Israelites >Evocii=Canaanites

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>>4095 If Christians are pacifists, that means your butt magic ancestors lost to, and got conquered by, pacifists. So what does that make you, fag?
Twi'leks aren't niggers, they're thai.
>>4101 How? Just curiosity to know the simillarities.
>>3136 The Gran of Malastare are the americans or russians.
>>4106 >be pagay >make ooga-booga might-makes-right post >get called a nigger for it <haha, dumb Christcuck, doesn't he know that might-makes-right doesn't work Congratulations, you dim-witted queer, you somehow managed to hit the point square on the head in your own post while also missing it completely. Holy shit anon maybe you should do the cum-gargling rituals after you hit reply instead of before, you might be more coherent.

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>4086 Normally that would be fine. But the problem is that he's rallying them under false information. And a tower built upon a weak foundation is doomed to collapse more easily against the opposing force.
>>4086 The issue isn't him being a cringe boomer, it's him being a liar peddling nothingburgers.
>>4089 >I-I don't care >y-you triggered! >d-doomcuck is actually based! fuck off back to reddit, you stupid nigger >>4093 >>4094 >unironically replying to a shill
>>4099 lol what an exageration, you sound like an hysterical zoomer full of estrogen, little faggot. You could shill for disney on cuckchan.
>>4100 >zoomer >n-no u >do I fit in yet You were told to fuck off back you stupid nigger

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Stormtrooper 02/14/2021 (Sun) 15:25:18 No.4091 [Reply]
>Well in George, George couldn't stand Mara Jade, well he just couldn't stand, couldn't deal and they went out and got some sort of person who looked like she'd stepped out of a Cosmopolitan to be the model Mara and he just thought the whole thing was so not Star Wars and not his vision of Star Wars and once, I forget, I think Sue Rostoni between the novels told me or anyway told me they were killing off Mara Jade and I said 'Do I get to tell George?' - J.W. Rinzler https://youtu.be/B9p6naiDwzQ?t=2085
>George Kojima Rather fitting.
>>4092 And why is that?

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