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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.

Tips:

• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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>>3681 Go away, (((you))).

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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687 [Reply]
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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>>2685 >twil'eks have penis-like appendages on their heads >you like nigger cocks if you don't like this nah
>>2705 Your first instinct when you see an appendage is to think of penises?
>>1797 >the asian face skins >best girl is the worst possible femoid in every way >freeing vette and fighting your own empire I didn't expect taste this shit here.
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>>1687 Literally TPM Padmé from the concept art, but blue. Has Dave ever had a single original thought in his entire life?
>>3799 No. Even in the new episode of the Mandalorian, a lot of the designs he used there were taken from unused concept art by McQuarrie and from the prequels.

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Stormtrooper 11/19/2020 (Thu) 19:04:43 No.3770 [Reply]
So how much do things suck today troopers?
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>>3786 I thought Compforce was the SS analogue.
>>3793 That's a good point. Actually COMPNOR as a whole is sort of an SA/SS analogue since they're tasked with enforcing party doctrine. They even have some internal organizations that mirror SS equivalents (e.g. the ISB is sort of like the Reichssicherheitsdienst). I guess Stormtroopers would be like the Waffen-SS? I can't think of any other comparison.
>>3778 >>3779 I think they were also in EaW, but I haven't played it in a while.
>>3787 Sadly stormtroopers are fucked by the highest source, the movies themselves. Movie stormtroopers are just a step from being bumbling fools. If they were at least half of the ones described in the EU...
>>3800 What? The ones on the Tantive and Tatooine (except Mos Eisley) were competent, as well as some on the Death Star. And the ones on Hoth were destructive as fuck. The ones on Endor were a joke though.

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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This is off-topic, but >>3199 >>3198 >>3281 >>3520 >bogposting >"cringe" >wojak >oof I too, love 4channel memes! >>3729 >>3517 Please kill yourself, you and the rest of the rapefugees.
>>3764 *And, fuck doomcock, I suppose. >>3747 Don't know but I do believe it's why that redditor faggot is so slow to get reviews out.
I thought he said Kennedy is all but fired and Yidsney is now super anti-SJW? It's almost like he's just preaching to the choir or something.
>>3764 >>3765 >waited almost another month to respond with a no u How retarded can you be?
>>3794 I know all these retards get hard over the thought that Kennedy will et the boot, but even on the off chance it happens yidsney will just replace her with another diversity hire.

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Requesting a link for 'The Prequels Strike Back! Start The Fan's Journey'
Does anyone have The Last Command? I can't find my copy of it for the life of me and I don't like not having a copy of it somewhere.
>>3632 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:F012B4B91E0CE438ECCF10D4E4FE5424669FC24D&dn=Star%20Wars%3A%20Thrawn%20Trilogy%20%5BRetail%20Edited%5D%20--%20VoV&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2850%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce
>>1487 Not really a request (unless it's good), but is this any good? It's supposedly pro-Empire, but it was made post-buyout. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Lost_Stars
>>3790 It's a bit different from most Star Wars stuff, but it's alright. It's almost like a romance novel in certain parts, though there's also standard Star Wars stuff in there too

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Imperial /k/ommando Thread: No Lightsabers Allowed Edition Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 17:53:32 No.1504 [Reply] [Last]
Time to talk about blasters, slugthrowers, and other non-lightsaber weapons and designs. Which is the most practical, powerful or aesthetically pleasing? What would you take with you when the Day of the Rebellion comes and SHTF? Superweapons are also allowed but only the weapon, all fleet discussion goes in the ship thread.
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>>2813 >This is why you don't see present-day slugthrowers being used, but much more advanced slugthrowers with higher ammo capacities such as the flechette rifle have been conceptualized, so this isn't by itself enough to explain the scarcity of slugthrowers. I'll admit to not knowing a whole ton on this topic, but my best assumption would be storage and cost. From what I understand, flechettes are generally larger than bullets, and obviously are much larger than blaster packs. Because of that, I would assume that you would have to carry pounds and pounds of flechettes to get anywhere near the amount of shots provided by a single blaster pack. In addition to them taking up much more space, I would assume that producing 100 flechettes would be more expensive than 1 blaster pack, for what would end up accomplishing the same goal in all but the most specific of scenarios. That's not to say that flechettes or slugthrowers in general wouldn't have their uses, they definitely do, but the general idea would be why pay more to produce and store something that's going to do the same thing as a much cheaper alternative. And even in the case if Jedi-hunting, it could be argued that it would still be less expensive to arm 100 men with blasters and have them take their chances for what would cost much less than 100 men with slugthrowers. And when you get to thinking past an individual scale, and on larger scales like that, you get higher rates of success with larger groups with slightly inferior weaponry than with much smaller groups armed with slightly superior weapony.
>>2822 >The Jedi could just use the Force to stop the bullets. Sure, he can, but if you live your whole life training to deflect blaster bolts, and then, while you're in the middle of deflecting blaster bolts from a couple of guys, another guy comes and shoots a slugthrower at you, your first reaction is going to be to try to block it like a blaster.
Why nobody ever lasgun type weapons? Blasters are so slow in comparison and even liable to be deflected. Lasgun types are just a crack in the air and hit the target, there is even less space to shots going random like those stormtrooper blaster rolled. The only laser we see in action was the DS superlaser, all the rest are plasma guns.
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>>3784 The disruptor rifle from the Jedi Knight games worked like that.
>>3788 Right! Forgot about that one Now i remembered... fucking rodians!

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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>>3624 I'm not a journeyman editfag yet so adding ara factor is beyond my abilities, have some Ashara as recompense
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Has anyone found that full footage of The Empire Strips Back? All that exist at those trailers and that shitty knockoff by geekenders.
I want smut of mirialans, especially mirialans wearing white jeans. Other species wearing white jeans is fine, but especially mirialans.

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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply] [Last]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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>>3553 He's talking about Dave Filoni's wolf fetishism. >>3552 Favreau's decision. If Filoni had decided that, it would've been a wolf for sure. >>3759 Why do people care so much about Filoni's worthless background characters? His overuse of them makes the galaxy seem like the size of a neighborhood.
>>3761 >Filoni's wolf fetishism He's probably a furfag.
>Filoni stopped George from killing off Ahsoka Anyone have a source on this?
>>3761 >Why do people care so much about Filoni's worthless background characters? It's baffling. Star Wars gives these people an entire galaxy to create stories in, and somehow all they can do is recycle the same characters over and over and over again. The Mandalorian was refreshing in season 1 because it tried to cut its own path, even though there were still a few references here and there. Season 2 is turning out to be much worse in that regard.

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And then they came for Clone Wars... Stormtrooper 01/21/2020 (Tue) 12:40:16 No.1997 [Reply]
>nigress with twitter dyke haircut! So, are you ready for the exciting last Ahsoka Wars season?
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>>2001 >She even knees him in the balls Christ this is awful. Should've remained a story reel
>>2167 >implying it was Filoni being given power >implying that Filoni wasn't pressued by le feminists to replace male characters and change cool macho storylines. Don't be /co/ fags
>>2148 They cucked Maul. They got it all wrong Maul is supposed to be a "phantom menace" hence the name of the first prequel. Maul is supposed to be a Shakespearean like villain.
>Ahsoka I dont care about that, even if it was George Boy who created her. She contradicts directly Revenge of Sith, she doesn't exist. >Nu-Sw It doesnt exist in the double. Anakin never had an apprentice during his time as a jedi, period.
KILL ALL NIGGERS

Stormtrooper 01/27/2020 (Mon) 13:45:21 No.2188 [Reply]
Why are 90's FMVs so comfy bros?
>>2188 Can you link some? Most of them are hard to find. Most fan films are poor self inserts that dont feel like star wars at all.

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