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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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>>4972 Not only Vaapad, he was also using the shatterpoint ability. He figured that Anakin was the shatterpoint of Palpatine (which he figured that was the shatterpoint of the "Dark Side itself"), the guy wouldn't make a move to defend himself... but he forgot to look for the shatterpoint of Anakin himself, so... he got his hand chopped.

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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Does anyone have that video where the narrator recites the sith code over various clips of sith doing what they're best at? Or can you atleast tell me where to find it? It looked like it was part of a longer video, perhaps a fan film I don't know about but I never found out what it's called.
>>4655 Nevermind, found it. The uploader on jewtube is called DuduFilm. I already had him but somehow managed to look at every single video except the one I was actually looking for.
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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply] [Last]
post them star wars memes
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>mfw Hutt genocide
>>4965 I assumed the post-rebellion government went against the Hutts in an attempted to clean up their crime syndicates?
>>4964 >>4965 They didn't moved against the Hutts, they moved against Jabba, a single hutt crime lord, who lots of rivals that would be glad that he was gone. If anything the Pius Dea crusades would be the ones who moved against >Contispex I would launch the first of what would be later known as the Pius Dea Crusades in 11,965 BBY, as a preemptive strike against the Hutts in the Outer Rim Territories. Contispex's successors would continue these conflicts, with at least 34 crusades having been completed by 10,966 BBY. >The Pius Dea Republic would also be engaged in various protracted conflicts with the Hutts throughout that millennium.
>>4971 Based and Goddess pilled
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>>4969 It is a Republic tradition to ignore the Hutt menace.

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Xim the Despot Stormtrooper 08/03/2021 (Tue) 20:48:30 No.4976 [Reply]
>That feel when one of the coolest characters in the expanded universe will never get explored as much as he deserves It just isn't fair. He doesn't even have an official depiction, pic related is just fanart. In this thread let's discuss SW's version of Alexander the Great.
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Starting with the info we have about Xim:
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Stormtrooper 02/09/2020 (Sun) 19:12:11 No.2523 [Reply]
Was the Death Star a good idea?
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>>4657 >Alderaan had 2 billion people. Fake rebel propaganda. Tarkin did nothing wrong, it was better to blow up an entire planet than sacrificing troop lives trying to pacify it.
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>DS thread So, lets do some infinities here... What would have happened if the Emperor and Vader died but the DS didn't blow up, the fleet didn't scattered. The rebels failed to disable the shield generator. Luke would be able to escape the DS? The rebels would be able to rebuild their fleet in time to take advantage of the chaos caused by the emperor's death? The Empire would devolve in civil war just like it did in the original scenario? Who would be the one capable being Emperor? Also have a Coruscant guard doing a power stance with some explosions in the background.
>>2523 As a symbol or flagship, absolutely. As a practical weapon of any kind, absolutely not.
>>4940 Well, it was a good fleet buster. The conventional weaponry was enough to reduce an opposing fleet to molten slag. >the exhaust port You needed a magical space knight in training to do the shot, plus Solo removing Vader from the board that is it was the fucking universal field doing the stunt >30 rebel fighters The guys in charge of DS were retards. They had TIEs to spare, they should simple drown the rebels in TIE fire. And the turbolasers also got some, being sluggish as they were
a major reason was deterrence. if opposing factions know you have a WMD, they're far less likely to revolt. of course, they had to demonstrate its powers at least once, otherwise it would be dismissed as a hoax or propaganda. as for Alderaan, that place was thinly populated, having a global population only in the millions, and was an absolute hotbed of Rebel support. it was unfortunate that they had to waste such good real estate in the process, but I can see their reasoning. of course, many sentients joined the Rebel cause in direct response, but that was a miscalculation on their part. keep in mind also, as we saw during the Battle of Endor, the Death Star didn't have to use all-out destructive power. it's capable of firing much more frequent underpowered shots, which are ideal for taking out capital ships. in general, the Empire was top-heavy, and followed the philosophy of bigger = better. if nothing else, building a space-station/superweapon was in character for them.

Stormtrooper 08/01/2021 (Sun) 13:00:12 No.4948 [Reply]
*clack* >Your turn, friend.
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>>4948 And pray tell, who the Hell are you and why are you wearing my clothes, sitting in my chair and fiddling around with my chess set and replacing the pieces?
>>4954 >I.... uh.... welll.... ummmm......... I can explain! You see....... there were these magic whales!
>>4954 Excuse me, Admiral, but to whom are you speaking with?
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>>4959 Ah there you are, Captain. There's this strange demented wroonian sitting in my chair, playing with my chess set and muttering something about tentacled whale sodomy. I need to have a word with the head of security for this.
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>>4961 "Remembering those days in the fleet, serving with the Admiral... that... was a strange day, that i can tell you..."

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/sw/ community Stormtrooper 07/14/2021 (Wed) 22:18:59 No.4782 [Reply]
For any new /sw/ members not in the bunker/general chat discord here you go https://discord.com/invite/KKuRXej6
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So, what is the plan?
>>4930 looks like we're moving to anon.cafe I guess
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>>4933 I got my bags ready. When we leaving bros?

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Stormtrooper 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:23 No.4859 [Reply]
Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out? If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy? Will Geogre buy it back?
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>>4904 Because they were making very expensive movies, only made more expansive with re-shoots, that didn't make the money they had planned to make. But they can still leech off the older parts of the franchise and newer material that doesn't cost nearly as much. Yes, I know that the SW home releases have always used different cover art but these new ones seem especially bland and lazy.
>>4911 you can't make a non-expensive star wars film
>>4912 A film? No. A series or a game? Sure. At least those could be less expensive than a movie.
>>4913 >A series Same thing. >a game only big AAAA games sell nowadays
rip george

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Anyone have the Rogue Leaders: The Story of LucasArts book? I found a copy in archive.com, but it just photos of the book.
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>We're excited about the future. We can do things today that seemed impossible when LucasArts was born. And this is only the beginning.... -GL
>>4534 Got it from Starfall (40016) WEG.

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>3873 of course, the Galaxy is a messy place, and there's no need for the story to end. however, we can do that without plowing a freight train of spiky rape into the story and setting. the OT, as seen in theaters in the 70s and 80s, is the pinnacle of Star Wars. while much can be added to this, the central narrative must not be subverted. if the Yuuzhan Vong invasion happens, that gives the OT a bad ending. you see, if the Empire had won, they'd be well equipped to fight off the Vong. Imperial Star Destroyers, AT vehicles, and legions of troopers would give them serious trouble, and a working Death Star or two would annihilate their worldships. the only way the Vong could cause so much death and destruction is if the Galaxy is seriously weakened and divided by a successful Rebellion decapitating the Empire's top leadership (ie Endor). of course, no one knew this would happen, but the fact remains, if the Vong invade, the Galaxy would be much better off under an Imperial victory. that does indeed subvert the OT, which I cannot accept. there's other problems too, such as the fact that the Yuuzhan Vong are immune to the Force, yet they use biotech, and the Force flows through all living things. and there's a thematic clash -- the Vong are essentially the Hostile Alien Invasion trope, yet the Galaxy is full of alien species, so they come from another galaxy. it just doesn't fit, they belong in WH40K as I said. the only ways I'd accept the Yuuzhan Vong is if 1. they were nerfed and turned into a dangerous species somewhere on the Outer Rim, or 2. their invasion happened centuries or millennia BBY. you could even combine these, by having the invasion happen long ago, with a surviving remnant on some distant planet(s).
Are there any fans who are pro-Jedi (or at least prefer them over the Sith) but pro-Empire, or pro-Sith but pro-Rebellion (probably the rarest)? If so, where?
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>be among the most powerful men in the galaxy >wear grandfather bathrobes >one is literally got a dick in a condom on his head Guess being that powerful does have it's perks. You can walk around in bathrobes and nobody would say a word.
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>>3886 >Are there any fans who are pro-Jedi (or at least prefer them over the Sith) but pro-Empire We got you covered.
>>3867 >biowank >coral ships cumming molten rocks are capable of fucking with turbolaser resistant shields and durasteel >their ships due some big brain gravity manipulation are able to withstand a fucking turbolaser in the face when those things are capable of vaporizing shit on spot >mind that turbolasers had some nuke tier punch >a refugee population in dying worldships that were millenia were capable of overpowering a galaxy that have planets like Coruscant or able to churn quintillion of battle droids in less than a year >their durka durka jihadi troops have those crab armors that are able to withstand blaster fire just because when those things can penetrate and put holes in plasteel, concrete and turn organic matter into charred meat >they are somehow not affected by the Force despite using critters and being alive even when rocks and air are affected by it >and not being affected not as "yslarmiri force repellent bubbles" but as "not registering and being affected by it at all" wank >you cant grab then with tk, cant mess with their minds when the Force is supposed to be an universal field created by living beings >Palpatine could tear a fucking whole in the spacetime but cant tk some vong shit Basically this, they are the snowflakes of SW, the closest offender to that was the mandowank

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