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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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40k and Star Trek are way superior to Soy Wars

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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If you want to see the whole shitshow, here https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=V7LhwO0EGi4
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Anyone got the sound effect of a Star destroyer exiting hyperspace?
>bad batch >should be fun >empire bad! >killing clones I just wanted more clone wars episodes.
>using strong independent unironically The normalfags are so easy to fool.
>>4584 >when you look at rey on the force awakens, she's a female lead 👏

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>4541 All of that started because some e-faggot called his normalfags followers retards or something. Then all hell broke loose.
>>4542 He still has paypigs even after all that, they go and downvote all those videos, kek
is he on suicide watch I wonder
>>4577 Probably not. He still has loyal paypigs so he gets paid to tell them about "rumors" and "insider info" that he makes up or reads on 4cuck. Even with people shitting on him in kiketube videos it's pretty cushy.
>>4581 Maybe I should do it too if it's so easy to bamboozle normalcattle out of their shekels.

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply] [Last]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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>>4574 The filthy xenon bird escapes and the white cis boy pursues her. I hate this different perspectives, doing 2 perspectives is ok and stretching it, but 3? they are just wasting pages in space battles and pastries... Shame on that padawan malesplaining on our nigger, how dare he!
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The boy is trying his best to get his xenon childhood friend back and somehow get away from all this bullshit, but not everything is going his way, since that filthy bird xenon just sent an SOS to the damn jedi.
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And what is worse the nigger that wants to cockblock the white cis boy is on her way! She really wants that pink xenon pussy. What is that you ask? The nigger can't have sex with the pink xenon because she is a padawan and its against the jedi code? Don't worry! It is OK to have sex with someone if there are no strings attach, yes you read that right. Anakin wouldn't had fallen to the dark side if he only had an open relationship with Padme, marrying her and having children was his down fall. And another awesome issiue end, Will the white cis boy rescue his childhood friend and run away to a far way planet to build their own family? Or will he fail and his childhood friend will just by a never ending booty call for they jedi? This and more questions will be answered in the next issue!
>>4578 Is there anything (((they))) won't try to shove cuck shit into? Rhetorical question obviously.
>>4578 >Krix and Zeen will not have a happy ending together The whole High republic setting is fucking retarded, but this whole Krix and Zeen duality on each side of the conflict and my futile hope of them somehow escaping could make this an actual good comic, to bad it's going to go horrible wrong, but not in a tragic way, but in a degenerate way.

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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply] [Last]
post them star wars memes
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Stormtrooper 05/16/2020 (Sat) 18:18:21 No.3060 [Reply]
This board has been inactive for a few days, is everything alright anons?
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>>4484 God have some respect for these Hot Toys figures Hayden, they're not toys!
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>>4485 Destroy all the boxes! Fuck mint collectibles!
>>4484 He looks somewhat too thin for my tastes but i can still be gay for Hayden...
Everything is fine, and you? Here, have this soothing view of Coruscant. Coruscant sunsets are surely lovely.
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>>4568 >ywn be as comfy as Palpy

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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>>4547 It's back up. On a related note, the jkhub.net servers were destroyed.
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>>4557 A life for a life
>>4557 >The files and images that were hosted on the Hub were not backed up, although the code and database were.
>>4557 >It's back up. Is not working on my end.
>>4563 oh shit never mind then, I didn't try downloading any of the files and just assumed they were still working.

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Stormtrooper 02/22/2020 (Sat) 17:14:28 No.2607 [Reply] [Last]
So the new episode of Filoni's Clone Wars cartoon came out. I implore you to watch it here rather than pay for that crap on Disney+ http://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Star-Wars-The-Clone-Wars-Season-7/Episode-1?id=96113&s=beta&pfail=1
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>>4553 >rake up debt from eating too much? >20 popcorns >cost: 14 credits for 2 popcorns >140 credits in total They didn't actually, the whole thing is that Cid is a slaver, since she is "paying" for all those services and forcing them to collect debt. >docking fees >port charges >fuel >gear >rations >Cid not selling their asses to the empire One would think that Tech would be the accountant, taking care of the finances and credits, but no, the special clones can't into money. Here is a little detail that you might missed. The popcorn maker asks 14 credits to wrecker and he says to add it to Cid's tab. The thing is that this whole conversation doesn't make sense. They already bought 20 popcorns in different occasions, so the owner should know them by now, but since the audience are too retarded to understand or feloni is the retard one, they added that dialog to explain who is buying a lot of popcorn. They can't into subtlety.
>>4554 So they're enslaved and everyone is just too retarded to notice
>>4555 Those trips can't lie.
https://insidethemagic.net/2021/06/bad-batch-changing-order-66-th1/ Why do idiots keep pretending this shit is deep and complex or thought that they would legit get rid of another main character so soon after premiere?
>>4561 https://archive.md/LJR5y >article starts sucked disney star wars cartoon dick > the theory that Filoni may be attempting to solve the Star Wars sequel trilogy’s muddled story and obvious plot holes. And I stopped reading right there.

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Stormtrooper 04/01/2021 (Thu) 00:38:18 No.4312 [Reply]
So is that project to create a mouse turd free, Old EU only alternative to Wookipedia dead? And if so, why?
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>>4389 >celebrate the love! >except in china we can't show that shit in china
>>4385 >>4389 What unholy cringe. >>4385 >>4386 >more than ever, we need an un-pozzed Wookiepedia. This is the closest thing we got http://swholonet.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page
wiki made by anons and for anons when?
>>4546 >wiki made by anons and for anons when? Sadly it seems to take more work than we are willing to put in.

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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>>4500 Yes, it's in The Force Unleashed.
>>4507 >Force Unleashed >A game were MC bullies a Star Destroyer with the force I guess I will just go with no.
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>>4500 I know the Conqueror can.
>>4508 It's in Dark Times comics too, IIRC.
>>4511 >>4514 Thanks for making me reconsider.

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