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Star Wars IX Stormtrooper 12/13/2019 (Fri) 20:05:11 No.679 [Reply] [Last]
So it looks like the plot for IX was leaked on multiple sites and a lot of it was confirmed in recent trailers and a Burger King ad. There's currently a meltdown going on at Plebbit. There's a whole lot of negative reactions and social media insanity going on because of IX. I also just found out that even if the movie doesn't flop, Disney won't be able to recover their losses from this quarter which are currently near the bottom line. Discuss? How fucked is Disney's abomination?
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>be me about 4 months ago >have a post typed in 8/sw/ TOR thread about some stuff >site goes down while attempting to post >doesn't come back up >no backup board, cytube won't load for me for some reason >go to vch >find out that the vch board was there after several weeks because it wasn't actually on the vch board list due to just up and deciding to go to the front page on a whim and finding recent /sw/ posts there when I usually skip directly to /v/ >by then I have lots of stuff to do at work and don't have enough hours in the day to post on imageboards >eventually go back and find that the vch board is gone >where the fuck am I supposed to go now >eventually hear about julay >come here >Disney's latest faggot abomination is out now >rofl if anybody is actually paying to see this crap >spoilers are even shittier than I thought they'd be >movie is basically Rey stealing the entire history of the franchise after it was previously burned down >Jim still can't manage to get his rickety pig farm stable enough to actually post on despite having ostensibly been up for over a month

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>>1087 >refound /sw/ just in time to be exposed to the cancer in movie form that is the ruse of soywoker I'm so sorry anon.
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>>1027 Real persons can tell a good end to a saga when they see one, after all.
>>1084 >>1085 This is pretty transparent retardation, anon.
>>767 Too obvious.

Stormtrooper 12/23/2019 (Mon) 11:21:35 No.1193 [Reply]
I saw a few episodes of That 70s Show where Eric becomes a Star Wars fanboy after seeing it in 1977. One thing I found interesting was, when talking about Star Wars with his father, Eric refers to Darth Vader as a Sith Lord. Where might he have learned this term back in 1977? I don't recall the mainline movies ever using the term in the theatrical cuts, and the first time I ever heard it mentioned was in the Phantom Menace. Did he read some expanded universe material? Was there any published Star Wars work in the 70s that mentioned the Sith? All the expanded universe material I know from back then mentions "Dark Jedi" but not the Sith. Was this just an oversight by the writers of That 70s Show?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was just an oversight since That 70's Show was written by people who knew of SW as it was in the 90's and 00's, not the 70's.
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>>1193 Even worse was Eric's collection of Star Wars toys. This is in 1978 and he somehow has a Yoda and Palpatine figure. Was Eric a time traveler? Did he break into George Lucas' mansion and steal them not knowing what they were? >>1207 It kind of sucks, because Eric's entire Star Wars dream sequence is clearly from the perspective of someone who's only seen the first movie. A love triangle between Luke, Leia, and Darth Vader is not something anyone would imagine after Empire Strikes Back unless they had an incest fetish. So you can tell they at least tried, but fell short with some small oversights. Ultimately forgivable, but still needs to be nitpicked.
>>1193 The show had a lot of inconsistencies. Most episodes even had him knowing or owning shit that shouldn't even exist yet, and it wasn't just exclusive to SW.
I was honestly never that fond of the show. Unlike Happy Days it seemed to be too self-aware and often came across as too much parody. Parody is fine, but having the characters believe in the setting they exist in would be nice. But none of it really matters considering how awful the final seasons were.
>>1224 >But none of it really matters considering how awful the final seasons were. Was there more than one season after Eric "left?"

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Stormtrooper 12/22/2019 (Sun) 07:14:06 No.1137 [Reply]
What did he mean by this??
>>1137 Gotta love how the OT and even the Prequels are immediately recognizable based on their posters, and yet TFA and IX are virtually indistinguishable and look entirely generic.
>>1137 >a dick and morto avatar He's trying to tell everyone he's retarded.
"I have profoundly shit taste."
>>1137 Let me translate: >"I suck cocks and have no shame".

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Stormtrooper 12/19/2019 (Thu) 12:45:17 No.846 [Reply]
So Snoke's a pedo? And has a creepier relationship with Adam Driver's awful character than Palpatine did with Anakin? So what's Disney trying to tell us here? Why is this ugly loser dressed like a woman?
>>846
>So what's Disney trying to tell us here?
Look up Disney, Victor Salva, and "Powder".
>>846 I think it's rather brave of them to make a jewish tranny the badguy.

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Trailer reaction Stormtrooper 10/25/2019 (Fri) 13:37:14 No.219 [Reply]
I'm pretty hyped hbu guys
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>>662
How did you get this footage of me when I was watching the stream live???
>>676
That is a hotel room for him and his wife. Take note of the two beds.
>>779
>wife
How ugly and desperate would a woman have to be to be willing to marry the personification of soy?
>>803
Beats me. They probably don't spend much time "together."
>>808
Let's be real here. They've probably never spend any time "together." That's what her boyfriends are for.

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Infinity Cup Stormtrooper 11/10/2019 (Sun) 02:40:36 No.385 [Reply]
Anons,

As that one anon that's been working on the Infinity Cup for all this time, I feel like the boards that were set to participate deserve a bit better than radio silence. For those that aren't caught up or need a quick rundown:
>The Infinity Cup is a virtual soccer(football[divegrass]) tournament, with its roots dating back to the earliest days of 8chan
>It takes place in Pro Evolution Soccer (PES), a virtual soccer franchise from Konami
>I took on the responsibility of organizing the 5th iteration of the Cup back at the beginning of this year
>Over months, I learned how to mod PES to put in each board's respective team and run simulated games between them
>Using pre-existing guides (many not in English) I also learned how to mod the game from an aesthetic and quality of life standpoint, including crowds, referees, stadiums, balls, and even rudimentary player models
>24 boards agreed to participate, and the Cup was scheduled to begin August 9th
>On August 4th/5th, we received word that 8chan was losing its host, the site went down relatively shortly after
>With no site and no functioning central hub, the Cup was postponed.
>I disappear for about a month
>I return in October
>We still don't have a site, but we do have a webring.
>You are here.
The whole point of this is to see if anyone still cares at this point. There was hype for the Cup. Yes, some boards cared much more than others but there 24 willing boards and we had the resources to run the Cup. I put in probably far more work on my own than any sane person should have, so I don't want this all to go to waste. That being said though, if we set a date, gather the required parties, and begin streaming the Cup and 6 people show up, I'd rather just not do it at all. I'm going around posting this on every participant board that's here on the webring and I'll try to get this up on 8kun somehow. In the meantime just post in here so I can get a sense of interest from you.

Wiki page for the Cup: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/2019_Summer_Infinity_Cup
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Quarterfinal Preview
/kind/ vs /bmn/

Primers
/kind/
- Finished top of Group C
- Returning to the tournament for the first time since the 2015 Winter Cup
- 4 different goal scorers this tournament (tied for most among non-eliminated teams)
- Fan favorites include Gold forward Anti-Bully Ranger and the ever-joyful Kirby (non-medal DMF)
- Bronze forward Tender Hugging (4 goals) is currently tied for 3rd in the Golden Boot standings

/bmn/
- Finished second in Group D by virtue of a tiebreaker loss to /u/
- Conceded only a single goal across 4 official games (3 in 5, counting the tiebreaker match)
- Their 4-1 victory over /monster/ in the Round of 16 was their largest victory in team history
- Defeated /christian/ in their last Cup appearance, and followed that up with a shock upset of /a/ in the Round of 16.
- /bmn/ have improved with every Cup appearance: Debut Cup saw them lose in the Round of 16, next Cup ended with a Quarterfinals exit. Is a Semifinal berth in their future?

Be kind, rewind your shitty movies. Quarterfinal 2 goes Friday, 12:30 CST, 1:30 EST. This game and the rest of the Knockout Round will be shown on https://cytu.be/r/8cup
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Quarterfinal Preview
/a/ vs /co/

Primers
/a/
- Finished top of Group B
- Winners of the first edition of the Infinity Cup
- Roster two of the Cup's most prolific scorers in Kaiser Reinhardo (15 goals coming into the tournament) and Dio Brando (14 goals coming into the tournament) as their front two.
- Have shaken off back-to-back Round of 16 exits to advance to this Cup's Quarterfinals
- A true powerhouse squad, /a/ held an efficiency of 63% and a +19 goal differential heading into the Cup
- Have never had a Knockout Round game go beyond regular time.

/co/
- Finished first in Group F
- Led the Group Stage in offense with 8 Goals For.
- Are the only team in the tournament to run 4 central Forwards, also the only team to have all four Medal Players be forwards.
- Every goal scored by /co/ have come from one of their front four.
- Had yet to make it out of the Round of 16 prior to this Cup
- Defeated /a/ 2-0 in the only prior meeting between the two (2015 Winter Infinity Cup Group Stage)

Eastern animation vs Western animation in the grudge match of the Cup. Quarterfinal 3 goes Friday, 1:00 CST, 2:00 EST. This game and the rest of the Knockout Round can be seen at https://cytu.be/r/8cup
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/u/ vs /unna/

Primers
/u/
- Finished top of Group D, after a tiebreaker win over /bmn/ 2-0
- Appearing in the Knockout Round for the first time since their debut Cup (2018 Summer Infinity Cup)
- Conceded only 1 goal across their 4 official games, and have not trailed at any point of the tournament
- Their two wins this Cup are more than their two previous appearances combined
- Leading goal scorer Miko Embrace is tied for the lowest goal total of any active team leader (2, both coming in the Knockout Round match against /tg/)

/unna/
- Finished second in Group A
- Tied for most porous defense out of the Group Stage, giving up 6 goals (tied with /co/ and 3rd place promoted /tg/)
- Are the only team in the tournament to have earned a penalty kick (Tjandamarra vs /y2k/)
- All-time leading scorer NEETKing (3 goals) was transferred back to /ausneets/ for this Cup, have already found new career leader in Tony Abbott (4 goals)
- Had yet to make it out of the Round of 16 prior to this Cup

Lezbos vs Abos. Quarterfinal 4 goes tomorrow, 1:30 CST, 2:30 EST. This game and the rest of the Knockout Round can be seen at https://cytu.be/r/8cup
About 60 minutes until the final day kicks off
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The 2019 Summer (yeah, right) Infinity Cup is over. /kind/ have emerged victorious over /co/ following a 1-1 match won in penalties by a score of 4-3. The Golden Boot winner is St. Peter of /christian/ with a whopping 10 goals over the course of the tournament. Full tournament results can be found on the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/2019_Summer_Infinity_Cup and full statistics as well as match summaries and update team pages will be produced on the wiki in the coming days. Thank you to all the anons who tuned in at one point or another and I look forward to hosting all of you, hopefully with a more stable home base, for the next Cup, coming some time in 2020.

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Stormtrooper 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:12:56 No.132 [Reply]
Out of the delta 7 and the ETA 2 starfighters which would you rather fly and fight with?
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>>147
It's not Seinar enough and I want to blend in.
Delta 7. No question about it.
>>132
I feel like Delta us more reliable, and also more stylish, so I take it. It could certainly absorb some hits.
they are both insufficent in the role of dedicated jedi spaceship.

>have external hyperspace drive. imagine getting sent to a dangerous hutt controled region and being unable to come back because your drive was JAWWED
>no cargo space, at all. need to capture a dangerous pirate or move ancient relic to safe place? too bad
>1 seat. hope your padawan learned how to fly on his own.
>tie fighter tier durability and no shields, or shields so weak they are not even worth mentioning
>no room for extra supplies, long journey is impossible
>cost more then a fucking freighter, seriously what the fuck it is just a fucking set of engines and guns mounted to a cockpit, fucking corrupt republic no wonder it fell. seriously you could have 3 YT-1300 for the price of one

whoever thought this was a good idea was retarded. jedi should use bigger, heavier units, like patrol or scout craft
ETA 2, I was always gay for the TIE Interceptor so why wouldn't I want to blow it's grandfather that had an option of having shields?

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Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 06:57:37 No.561 [Reply]
Finally! Now it feels like home again! Nice and comfy.

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Star Wars IX final trailer Stormtrooper 10/22/2019 (Tue) 04:56:27 No.166 [Reply] [Last]
Its out. Now let's deconstruct the hell out of this pile of crap.
https://invidio.us/watch?v=8Qn_spdM5Zg
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They fly now.
They fly now?
They fly now!
>>515
I think it's pretty clear that Crylo was a low-effort ripoff of Jacen from LotF.
>>546
He looks like Driver in some pics too

Guardian of the Republic CYOA Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 16:04:04 No.149 [Reply]
Thought you'd like something creative and fun to do. Just create a build and make sure you end up with positive or 0 points at the end.
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>>269
Thank you for signing your post, anon.
And why would you sacrifice playing as the correct character for booty when you could just bring handmaiden or mira along?
>>269
It's all about self insertion (giggity). Says something about you when you prefer inserting as a female & romancing the mens NPCs.
Speaking of self-inserting as a girl to get with other girl npc's, here's the donut steel I came up with":
>female zeltron padawan
>picked up as a young child
>adaptable, agile, attractive, charismatic, energetic, natural warrior, relentless
>rebel, deadly secret, bad influence, attachment, wrath
>force view: major heterodoxy
>archetype: jedi guardian
>basic force powers: telekinesis, force control, force confusion, force empathy, force sence
>advanced force powers: force cloak, battle meditation
>blue pike lightsaber
>lightsaber form: ataru/sokan
>skills: persuasive, survivalist, investigative
>custom clothes, sentimental item
>unliked in hutt, mandalorion, and corporate territories
>pathfinder corvette w/ electronics, hyperdrive, life support, stealth, laser canons, ion canons, slave rigging
>Master is Linneth Tal-Ithal, supported by Knight Lirwyn Nieth, with fellow Padawan Sy-nne Lyrenna
>contact as Thalia Cende
So my headcanon is, she was picked up by happenstance as a street urchin and carted off to the Jedi Temple. A number of years later and she's showing some behavior issues and caught trying to sneak out to explore Coruscant with her bestie Sy'enne, unsupervised. In order to straighten them both out and instill some sort of responsibility, they're tossed onto Master Linneth's shoulders for some offworld tutoring, some shenanigans go down concerning slavers and a missing Jedi and bam, fanfic foundations set. The only other detail I can cohesively go on about is that the item she holds onto is some seemingly harmless trinket that plays a little tune if she concentrates on it hard enough.
>>299
baste and dubspilled
>>487
Aw, thanks bro. I almost felt like putting it all together was wasted effort.

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