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Reports of my death have been greatly overestimiste.

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Stormtrooper 10/13/2019 (Sun) 15:12:56 No.132 [Reply]
Out of the delta 7 and the ETA 2 starfighters which would you rather fly and fight with?
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It's not Seinar enough and I want to blend in.
Delta 7. No question about it.
I feel like Delta us more reliable, and also more stylish, so I take it. It could certainly absorb some hits.
they are both insufficent in the role of dedicated jedi spaceship.

>have external hyperspace drive. imagine getting sent to a dangerous hutt controled region and being unable to come back because your drive was JAWWED
>no cargo space, at all. need to capture a dangerous pirate or move ancient relic to safe place? too bad
>1 seat. hope your padawan learned how to fly on his own.
>tie fighter tier durability and no shields, or shields so weak they are not even worth mentioning
>no room for extra supplies, long journey is impossible
>cost more then a fucking freighter, seriously what the fuck it is just a fucking set of engines and guns mounted to a cockpit, fucking corrupt republic no wonder it fell. seriously you could have 3 YT-1300 for the price of one

whoever thought this was a good idea was retarded. jedi should use bigger, heavier units, like patrol or scout craft
ETA 2, I was always gay for the TIE Interceptor so why wouldn't I want to blow it's grandfather that had an option of having shields?

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Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 06:57:37 No.561 [Reply]
Finally! Now it feels like home again! Nice and comfy.

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Star Wars IX final trailer Stormtrooper 10/22/2019 (Tue) 04:56:27 No.166 [Reply] [Last]
Its out. Now let's deconstruct the hell out of this pile of crap.
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They fly now.
They fly now?
They fly now!
I think it's pretty clear that Crylo was a low-effort ripoff of Jacen from LotF.
He looks like Driver in some pics too

Guardian of the Republic CYOA Stormtrooper 10/19/2019 (Sat) 16:04:04 No.149 [Reply]
Thought you'd like something creative and fun to do. Just create a build and make sure you end up with positive or 0 points at the end.
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Thank you for signing your post, anon.
And why would you sacrifice playing as the correct character for booty when you could just bring handmaiden or mira along?
It's all about self insertion (giggity). Says something about you when you prefer inserting as a female & romancing the mens NPCs.
Speaking of self-inserting as a girl to get with other girl npc's, here's the donut steel I came up with":
>female zeltron padawan
>picked up as a young child
>adaptable, agile, attractive, charismatic, energetic, natural warrior, relentless
>rebel, deadly secret, bad influence, attachment, wrath
>force view: major heterodoxy
>archetype: jedi guardian
>basic force powers: telekinesis, force control, force confusion, force empathy, force sence
>advanced force powers: force cloak, battle meditation
>blue pike lightsaber
>lightsaber form: ataru/sokan
>skills: persuasive, survivalist, investigative
>custom clothes, sentimental item
>unliked in hutt, mandalorion, and corporate territories
>pathfinder corvette w/ electronics, hyperdrive, life support, stealth, laser canons, ion canons, slave rigging
>Master is Linneth Tal-Ithal, supported by Knight Lirwyn Nieth, with fellow Padawan Sy-nne Lyrenna
>contact as Thalia Cende
So my headcanon is, she was picked up by happenstance as a street urchin and carted off to the Jedi Temple. A number of years later and she's showing some behavior issues and caught trying to sneak out to explore Coruscant with her bestie Sy'enne, unsupervised. In order to straighten them both out and instill some sort of responsibility, they're tossed onto Master Linneth's shoulders for some offworld tutoring, some shenanigans go down concerning slavers and a missing Jedi and bam, fanfic foundations set. The only other detail I can cohesively go on about is that the item she holds onto is some seemingly harmless trinket that plays a little tune if she concentrates on it hard enough.
baste and dubspilled
Aw, thanks bro. I almost felt like putting it all together was wasted effort.

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Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 22:59:13 No.3 [Reply]
Dare I say /ourguy/?
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Really just waitng for the thread transfer so I can do an autism dump of some of my writings in the sepcanon thread.
>waiting for my daily dose thread
Dump it in the current gold one. I'm treating it as the main one since the thread transfer's taking a year

I feel bad for the mods, if I knew it'd be this big of a hassle I'd just ask them not to transfer that one over and just use the current one over here
This with how shaken up everything has been since finitechan I’m keeping the discord server added, in case everything dies again. I lost a lot of dear communities when 8chan died and through the discord I’ve managed to stay with /sw/ at least. So I say it stays up and we all just try to post here more.

**I’m traveling and away from a PC for a few months so maybe the mobile site is just shit, but is there a way to see timestamps on posts or are there none for board purposes to keep old threads activer than they would be with timestamps maybe?
You can't see timestamps on mobile unfortunately, but they're present on desktop.
Guess I’m buggered for a few more months. Oh well, as I said if I can’t see a post is two months old I might still reply to the thread.

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FAT ASIAN ROSE REMOVED FROM MOST DINSEY MERCH Stormtrooper 10/06/2019 (Sun) 12:23:23 No.60 [Reply]
Even the mouse realized the fat bitch slanteye is a horrible character
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They've replaced her with a shitty quipping alien slug. I don't know if it's better or worse.
Nothing disney corp does is any good.
>people falling for b8 like this
Its too accurate, it is precisely what a soy guzzling faggot would say.
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Fresh (not my) OC from a weird ass 4/b/ thread.

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in universe media/propaganda/art Stormtrooper 10/04/2019 (Fri) 12:18:26 No.54 [Reply]
(they did nothing wrong)

post in universe art like propaganda and media
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shit, now it's unfucked
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Is thesh voiced or unvoiced, or is it used for both the same way "th" is?
Used the same as th, but it’s like umlauts in German you can use ö or just spell it oe. So you can use theesh or just the T and H separately.

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Stormtrooper 11/01/2019 (Fri) 15:05:56 No.338 [Reply]
What did the monkey mean by this?
>personality devoid self-insert fan fiction character is far more powerful then the setting's chosen ones with little to no effort
I know there's a term for this. It's on the tip of my tongue but I just can't seem to remember what it is.
Marysue unrealistic fantasy strong female
>celebs weighing in on power level debates
This can only end hilariously or infuriatingly

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Stormtrooper 10/30/2019 (Wed) 02:08:18 No.309 [Reply]
>promotional poster for your game that you want people to buy
<yeah just stick an oversized helmet onto a toothpick and call it an NPC, these people are dumb, they'll buy it right?
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That repulsive bug eyed ape is you master? Let me guess they will shove into every cut scene & level they can despite the fact that the game is not supposed to be about Serena Williams.
>sexual dimorphism
They are pretending this does not exist to push their feminist agenda while more or less admitting that they are envious of men & covet our physical power. Also apart from the retardation this thing looks completely out of place like it was tacked on very late in development.
> white supremacist or diversity?
Their mental illness is full of contradictions that they can not face as it goes against nature and the world as it exists therefore you see this kind of retardation in their propaganda.
That's exactly the reason they did this. In b4 in they create a rainbow colored laser sword ... stick, which will by coincidence be the most powerful laser stick ever made. I actually expect this in one of their films.
>I actually expect this in one of their films.
$20 says when they do it'll be called something like 'The True Saber' and it'll be the original lightsaber made by a woman and the reason later lightsabers aren't as good is because they were made by evil men who where just taking credit for her work.
And then she'll look at the screen and wink at the audience while a wacky horn tune plays for a second.
The emaciated crack whore with clamydia is a jedi master? Who thought that was a good idea?
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The jews at disney corp.

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Stormtrooper 10/27/2019 (Sun) 14:16:31 No.272 [Reply]
Well /sw/, was he right?
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Just searched for the article.

> https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-star-john-boyega-defends-carnival-grinding-1033941

Turns out John Oogabooga was the one doing the grinding.
Ok, entirely different thing than I was thinking of.
>one side claiming the images are demeaning to female fans of the franchise, and the other dismissing those complaints as culturally insensitive at best, racist at worst
Always entertaining to see them splitting apart over their internal hypocrisies.
>The full-contact dancing has a name — "wining" (sometimes spelled "whining") — as well as a rich tradition, having originated in the 18th century "Jamette carnivals" of Trinidad and Tobago. "Jamette" comes from the French word "diametre," which referred to the class of people below "the diameter of respectability" who attended them; "wining" got its name from the winding motion required of the hips while performing the dance.
>a rich tradition
Fucking niggers should all hang.
Wait, why would the perfect progressive Mary Sue 'back up' guys grinding their crotches on women? Isn't that something that would be "toxic" or whatever gay shit they say these days?
Its only wrong if white men do or don't do something,"minorities" raping or doing disgusting things is celebrated because deconstruction of white people through race-mixing & destruction of society is what the elitists whom support & created feminism seek to achieve.

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