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Infinity Cup poll Stormtrooper 04/23/2021 (Fri) 19:07:25 No.4392 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u

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daily reminder Stormtrooper 04/23/2021 (Fri) 18:25:18 No.4391 [Reply]
Disney is based.
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>>4391 Cringe

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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>>4343 >she didn't take off her shoes
>>4378 which is her way of disrespecting him.
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Who is pic related?
>>4381 Mara Jade from her japanese figurine release
>>4383 >US $379.99 Well, fuck.

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply] [Last]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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We start off with some flashbacks, look dear reader, the nigger is failing at something! See? She is not a merry sue! This comic is only once a month, but is so damn shitty that I don't even want to read it, let alone upload it. My morbid curiosity turned into pure disgust, I want off this ride.
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Oh no! Our brave heroins are in trouble! After an info dump from the Big Bad Guys and the SHTF at HQ, our brave warriors are getting some Japanese tentacle action. Will this be the end of the marry sues?
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Were you expecting the PTSD lizard to kill any of the three jedis or the kid and then having a redemption arc? That would be super lame! Our negress powerful and well thought words manage to turn the lizard into the light side, it was so moving! Now our brave heroines are ready to strike down the enemy, because it's OK to kill them, if they are from the dark side of the force.
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With the plants murdered, the jedis seek to murder their peons, because they are bad, but look dear reader! The Huts are here! I guess the jedis will have to go back to HQ, since they can't stop Hut Cultural Enrichment, it would be extremely racists Speciesis to do so. Don't forget to buy the variants! The one from the slant-eye artist actually looks good, I guess hiding the bald part does make the monkey look better.
>>4368 >mary sueboon's flaw is that she fell down once It's pretty pathetic that these "people" can't even have their fictional self-inserts face any adversity. But I guess seeing that the "people" that make these biggest obstacle in life is mean words on the internet they would think that overcoming scrapping their knee once when they were 11 would be some Herculean task requiring an iron will.

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Stormtrooper 03/28/2021 (Sun) 13:11:59 No.4296 [Reply]
HOLY SHIT DISNEY IS BASED They're killing nu-wars fags by putting dangerously high levels of carcinogens in their hand sanitiser lol
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>>4296 >buy yidsney product >contains actual cancer It's like poetry. It rhymes.
>>4297 >Don't expect much to come of this. Yeah, there was a bit of backlash after when people found out that Disney filmed the live-action Mulan next to a concentration camp in China but the media made sure to move on to another topic.
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>>4296 >It gives you cancer.
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>>4296 They get what they fucking deserve

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply]
Post them webms
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>Aided by an analysis of over 1M tweets&1K YouTube videos, this is the full story of alt-right radicalization in the Star Wars fandom. From designated white supremacist hate groups to YouTubers, this is how hate attacked the Star Wars sequel trilogy
If you want to see the whole shitshow, here https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=V7LhwO0EGi4
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Anyone got the sound effect of a Star destroyer exiting hyperspace?
>bad batch >should be fun >empire bad! >killing clones I just wanted more clone wars episodes.

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3D resp Stormtrooper 01/27/2020 (Mon) 05:12:37 No.2177 [Reply] [Last]
I'm working on something... Thoughts?
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>>2579 Fuck, this is retarded, I feel like some autist would actually want this. I might kill myself from the cringe.
>>2579 Kashyyyk would never fucking do. I needed some place remote, super primitive and chock full of biodiversity from across the galaxy. Dxun would've been a nice choice except that while it does have a large range of dangerous creatures, it still pales in comparison to Endor's stupidly large number of invasive species, which is only possible thanks to all the space arks navigated by complete retards that kept crashing their over the millennia because of Endor's fucked up gravity. I initially wanted to use Ithor due to probably having even more biodiversity, but it wasn't remote enough and Ithorians are absolute "no fun allowed" pussies in regards to letting visitors go around fondling the moist green folds of their precious Mother Jungle. As for the project I already gave a gist about what it might be above before, Revanite. >>2184 Primarily, its just a bunch of SW 3D models of creatures that have never been done before to be used as free resources in whatever project anyone might ever want to make. Which is why I had to choose a planet with plenty of biodiversity from across the galaxy instead of just a lot of local fauna, since making models of only one planet's fauna would severely limit their usage. Secondly, if I finish up enough models in time (March is my deadline) I'll implement them into a mod for an easily modifiable game that converts the location to Endor. >>2579 >Chuckles the Terentatek DLC when? >>2580 >Fuck, this is retarded, I feel like some autist would actually want this. I might kill myself from the cringe. I refuse to do this. But thank you everyone for permanently ruining Terentateks for me. Now I can't unsee them as mutant Sega Hedgehogs.
I am not sure where i am in the internet. I have a neato server and would like to add some of these models as npcs.
>>2483 That is one purty Acklay.
Working with a group of developers to make star wars npcs a thing to rival the boss npcs out there. Iroconian#6255 on discord. Hoping your time is well invested.

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sw vs disney shit collection thread Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 23:04:59 No.4 [Reply] [Last]
basically a thread to dump all imagemacros, montages and more showing the faults of the mouses attempts at sw
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>>4253 Politically Correct way of saying kikes.
>>1444 Who is the guy talking in the rant video and whats his podcast/channel. Really want to hear more from him. >>2012 I use to like Eckhartsladder till i found out more about him and gradually stopped watching him. After seeing his take on Gina's firing and how he's "tired of politics in star wars" and said "both sides are doing it" made me hate him. Seeing something like this is just sad realizing he was always a retard
>>4264 It was not only a reaction against Thatcher, but that was one of the inspirations for the setting, being that Grimdark was influenced by the "THE WORLD IS GONNA BE IN A ETERNAL DARK AGE!" feel in the british left during the Thatcher-era (her, along with Nixon, was one of the proto-modern politicians creating derangement syndrome behaviour to their opposition) Sources (Warning: Overdose of soy in the second article): -https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Ghazghkull_Mag_Uruk_Thraka#Trivia -https://wearethemutants.com/2019/01/14/when-warhammer-was-radical-the-egalitarian-origins-of-the-fantasy-battle-game/ The conception of Warhammer as a non-satirical "right wing" product wasn´t until recently with the 2016 election crap.
>>4263 >Eckhartsladder Yeah he's a faggot, and just look at him shilling for trannigger Squadrons for months now.
>>4263 >I use to like Eckhartsladder What did you expect? He is just another normalfag >>4271 >shilling for trannigger Squadrons He is pushing that shit hard, there is a $20,000 shekel tournament or something like that.

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IRL Ethnic Parallels Stormtrooper 07/05/2020 (Sun) 09:10:58 No.3136 [Reply] [Last]
>Coruscant=Americans >Twi'leks=Black South Africans or Abos >Korunnai=Central Africans >Ropagu=Chinese >Neimoidians=Thainese >Chiss=Hokkaido Japanese >Nagai=Honshu Japanese >Alderaanians=Canadians >Chandrilans=Swedes >Tusken Raiders=Arabs >Jawas/Kumumgah=Mizrahi Jews >Muuns=Ashkenazi Jews >Hutts=Sephardi Jews >Yahk-Tosh, Quockrans, and Orooturoo=Galician Jews >Toydarians=Lithuanian Jews >Rybets=Black Hebrew Israelites >Evocii=Canaanites

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>>4102 Most of their women are prostitutes' and sell themselves into slavery to get off world
>>4243 >Thailandese prostitutes >women Were Twi´lek slaves ladyboys all along?
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>watch ewoks show >fairies in the first episode that are called Wistie >Dig a little bit of species in star wars >Elves are Sephi >gargoyles are S'kytri >Tof are Space vikings Are there catgirls or doggirls equivalents in star wars?
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>>4273 There's an equivalent for everything in SW >Cathar and relatives = Catmen >Bothans = Dogmen >Shistavanen = Wolfmen >Duloks = Hobgoblins >Moggons = Goblins >Lepi = Pookas >Abyssin = Cyclops/Arimaspi >Gamorreans = 1E Orcs >Starweirds = Wraiths >Sith Wraiths = Self-explanatory >Chironians = Centaurs >Raquor'daan = Manticores >Shi'ido and Clawdites = Shapeshifters/Doppelgangers >Duinuogwuin and relatives = Dragons

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>>4274 >Chironians >bicorns Now that is rare to see.

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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply] [Last]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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>>3887 >being specforce somehow means you can punch metal armor with your bare hands and do more damage to the person in the armor then yourself
>>3901 take some pills, incel
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>>4051 >Muh gurl powah is capable of breaking laws of physics. You need to go back.
>>4051 join the 49%, tranny
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