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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply] [Last]
post them star wars memes
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>>4971 Based and Goddess pilled
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>>4969 It is a Republic tradition to ignore the Hutt menace.
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>>4985 Would have unironically been better movies then the yidsney shit pile.
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Ryloth Stormtrooper 08/05/2021 (Thu) 18:14:20 No.5000 [Reply]
I'm running a game of star wars saga edition and my players are going to Ryloth next session. Unfortunately I can barely find any information on what pre-filoni Ryloth was like. Do you guys know any online sources or know the information yourselves?
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>>5000 (checked) Comic of the old republic https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Star-Wars-Tales-of-the-Jedi-Redemption/Issue-1?id=79988&readType=1 Training Mission in the game Empire at War https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_of_Ryloth_(Galactic_Civil_War) This has info on Ryloth. http://d6holocron.com/downloads/books/WEG40107.pdf Two tracks are set in the sunny and Nightlands in Ryloth https://yewtu.be/watch?v=zCnUay6EcEY All that media was made before Feloni nuClone Wars.
>>5006 Thanks
>>5006 >galaxy with hyperdrives and tamed weather in places like Coruscant >squidheads still live in caves, uses carts and can't build artificial cities outside the habitable strip What a fucked up shithole.
>>5008 There's a reason they're used as cock holsters for the rest of the galaxy.
>>5000 Ryloth is a planet that is tidally locked around its sun, so one side is always blazing hot and barren while the other side is cold and dark. These are divided into the Bright Lands and the Night Lands. The Bright Lands are essentially nothing but barren arid plateaus and sandy desserts with huge rocky spires in some parts and the bones of dead giant creatures of either creatures that actually live there or went extinct centuries ago. The Bright Lands are probably one of the deadliest places in the galaxy, for if the heat doesn't kill you, the vicious predators will, which include giant arthropods. The worst thing about Ryloth are the Heat Storms, literal hurricanes of fire and death. The Bright Lands are so deadly that no Twi'lek has ever trekked through it all alone and survived except a blind twilek child who was later worshiped as divine. The Night Lands are cold and always dark, but its generally not so bad that its frozen over, at near the equator. Its covered in beautiful glowing crystals and giant bio-luminescent plants and fungi which are the main source of light. Despite the beauty, its full of even more dangerous animals, like the Doashim, which is like a demon crossed with a T-Rex. Most Twi'leks live along the equator aka the Band of Twilight where night and day meet, hence the whole twilight theme. Mainly in caves or in the sides of mountains or cliffs where the shade is. But even on the equator it can get hot and heatstorms may still happen. In terms of Government, the planet is pretty divided among the twi'lek tribes but all are ruled by the Clan Council which is made up of elected officials from the big tribes. Also the planet is corrupt as shit and is always selling their own kind as slaves or dealing in drugs because that's all they really have of value.

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QTDDTOT Stormtrooper 04/02/2021 (Fri) 18:03:50 No.4319 [Reply] [Last]
Ask your questions and get your answers here. How much did the wroonian got fucked over when they added the Pantoran in Star Wars: The Clone Wars?
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>>4984 Disney employees don't give a fuck about lore anymore, not even the nuCanon.
>>4984 Look up Matt Martin on twitter. He's the cuck who manages Disney canon these days and he admits there's no continuity anymore.
>>4984 Wasn't the Kyber crystals' pseudosapience a Lucas concept?
>>4989 I don't doubt that but that might be something from the very early concepts, when blue and red were the only lightsaber colors.
>>4989 There was a version of the script in the first movie were you needed a Kyber crystal to use force powers, but he dropped that idea.

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Xim the Despot Stormtrooper 08/03/2021 (Tue) 20:48:30 No.4976 [Reply]
>That feel when one of the coolest characters in the expanded universe will never get explored as much as he deserves It just isn't fair. He doesn't even have an official depiction, pic related is just fanart. In this thread let's discuss SW's version of Alexander the Great.
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Starting with the info we have about Xim:
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What, no Despotica?
>>4995 I'm getting there. I have a lot going on, my dump will be a bit sporadic. This is the intro material, written by the same guy as the despotica, meant to be read before it. I like the background it gives, and the information about the Tion cluster, a very interesting setting.

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Stormtrooper 08/05/2021 (Thu) 00:26:53 No.4991 [Reply]
JW Rinzler, former author and compiler of many behind-the-scenes SW books has passed away. https://twitter.com/jwrinzler/status/1422966386419064832

Stormtrooper 08/01/2021 (Sun) 13:00:12 No.4948 [Reply]
*clack* >Your turn, friend.
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>>4948 And pray tell, who the Hell are you and why are you wearing my clothes, sitting in my chair and fiddling around with my chess set and replacing the pieces?
>>4954 >I.... uh.... welll.... ummmm......... I can explain! You see....... there were these magic whales!
>>4954 Excuse me, Admiral, but to whom are you speaking with?
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>>4959 Ah there you are, Captain. There's this strange demented wroonian sitting in my chair, playing with my chess set and muttering something about tentacled whale sodomy. I need to have a word with the head of security for this.
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>>4961 "Remembering those days in the fleet, serving with the Admiral... that... was a strange day, that i can tell you..."

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Stormtrooper 07/25/2021 (Sun) 14:32:23 No.4859 [Reply]
Do you think they will ever do anything with Swars ever again once this Yidsney shitstreak dies out? If they make another trilogy will it be a sequel to Yidsney trilogy? Will Geogre buy it back?
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>>4904 Because they were making very expensive movies, only made more expansive with re-shoots, that didn't make the money they had planned to make. But they can still leech off the older parts of the franchise and newer material that doesn't cost nearly as much. Yes, I know that the SW home releases have always used different cover art but these new ones seem especially bland and lazy.
>>4911 you can't make a non-expensive star wars film
>>4912 A film? No. A series or a game? Sure. At least those could be less expensive than a movie.
>>4913 >A series Same thing. >a game only big AAAA games sell nowadays
rip george

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Anyone have the Rogue Leaders: The Story of LucasArts book? I found a copy in archive.com, but it just photos of the book.
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>We're excited about the future. We can do things today that seemed impossible when LucasArts was born. And this is only the beginning.... -GL
>>4534 Got it from Starfall (40016) WEG.

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>2263 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mArj6WvqzE >1.5k dislikes the seethe is real
>>3485 That is the most remarkable looking spider-bro tbh. I'm continually amazed with God's creativity and designs.
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New Rikafag video just dropped. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9P8Ggfl8d8

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Stormtrooper 01/27/2021 (Wed) 15:25:40 No.4016 [Reply]
Boba Fett? More like Cucka Fett!
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>>4896 Denning wrote three whole books about killiks forcing brainwashed people into fucking each other to increase the drone population for the hives. The Vong in the comics were said to actually not just enslave and kill heretics, but rape them too. And one comic also had an imperial officer try and rape a female officer after she tried to kill him. Also Ben Skywalker got some pretty sweet non consenting Sith girl action although I think she gave him a little cock and ball torture too. SWTOR also has some rape. There's also a few alien species that rape the opposite sex.
>>4900 Why i find grans particularly repulsive? Seriously, something on them its simply not right.
>>4900 Remember that vong torture rack? Looked like rape as well.
>>4901 The flesh toned skin, four ears, and three phallic eyes kinda give them more of a mutant feel than an alien feel. The three tits tho is probably the only non fucked up thing about them but knowing how fucked up the gran are, they may have like 4 torpedo-like nipples on each tit.
>>4915 On the top of that... that freakish goat face.

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