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I fucking love NABOO Stormtrooper 03/25/2021 (Thu) 10:47:20 No.4283 [Reply]
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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>>4283 This download contain a bunch of stuff from Naboo from Battlefront II 2017 drive.google.com/file/d/1bI_BdfN9jKDOLp4XJ4DZ09aLdPPeAFY0/view
LEGO Star Wars allows you to wander Naboo
Galactic Battlegrounds has everything from infantry to siege artillery and watercraft.
>>4283 You can try gmod. Also try looking for mods of the games that already hve Naboo content.
>>4404 This is will be most painful

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The Mouse is turning the aliens gay Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 03:54:46 No.23 [Reply]
>Star Wars: Resistance Producers Confirm Orka And Felix Are Gay Aliens
http://archive.is/h0Cj1
>Star Wars Producers Confirm the Franchise’s First Openly Gay Onscreen Couple
vanityfair. com/hollywood/2019/1 0/star-wars-first-openly-gay-couple-star-wars-resistance
Figured I might as well make a containment thread for disneyshit given they've recently announced some ayys from the show nobody watched were prolapsing eachother's anal cavities.
Dunno why they think anyone cares about Resistance though, let alone that they'd win woke points for pulling a JK Rowling on a canceled series.
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What, no respect for the walking toilet bounty hunter and his BF?
>>29
this cant be real
>>25
>the woke crow
I just imagined a crow flying round spouting the headlines and tweets from >>5 and >>6
>>29
>the new bounty hunter favorite is the Star Wars version of the Sonic the Hedgehog toilet OC from DeviantArt
>move over Mandalorian pissbabies

How does this fucker even see and aim his rifle? Why are his intestines exposed? Why the fuck does he have a blender on his back for pulping the shit that going down his gullet? This is so bad.
Jones was right.........

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Stormtrooper 01/10/2020 (Fri) 20:56:03 No.1743 [Reply]
Attack of the Clones [RTX ON]
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>>4641 Blame the jedi, they can't into military tactics.
>>4647 Most of the operations were conducted by the clones themselves. Yoda only give some retarded orders like "concentrate your fire on nearest starship" but it was the clones who informed "all positions were advancing" I know, RL explanation is that Lucas wanted all those "War and Peace" and WWII battles and dogfights, but even so
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>>4666 >scary and effective guys in Episode II >bumbling idiots in III Kind of sad.
>>4647 No, it's the writers the ones who can't into military tactics.

Webm thread Stormtrooper 12/02/2019 (Mon) 08:28:03 No.571 [Reply] [Last]
Post them webms
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Does anyone have that video where the narrator recites the sith code over various clips of sith doing what they're best at? Or can you atleast tell me where to find it? It looked like it was part of a longer video, perhaps a fan film I don't know about but I never found out what it's called.
>>4655 Nevermind, found it. The uploader on jewtube is called DuduFilm. I already had him but somehow managed to look at every single video except the one I was actually looking for.
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Stormtrooper 06/29/2021 (Tue) 15:27:20 No.4637 [Reply]
Is Satine Kryze the most glaring case of an unintentionally unsympathetic character in Lucas' Star Wars?
Too be fair i tend to ignore that Clone Wars 3D cartoon, even if it was shat by Lucas himself. It just contradict too much the rest of the whole continuity, up to the movies themselves.
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>>4637 Do you think her "nephew" is actually the kid she had with Obi-Wan?
>>4648 Nah, she was just a huge slut.
>>4648 Considering how corny their relationship was portrayed, yes. But again, 3D Clone Wars is gay.

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Stormtrooper 02/09/2020 (Sun) 19:12:11 No.2523 [Reply]
Was the Death Star a good idea?
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>>4640 Nobody gave a fuck about Alderaan, not even Lea, hell she was sleeping soundly in her cell. That core planet was full of millions -not even billions- of rich stock up people with their terrorist dogs and got what they deserve.
>>4650 Yes yes, that's the party line. But have you heard the Radio drama? Also, you're forgetting that Alderaan is spoken of for decades afterward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-29uKdckL4 The problem is that Alderaan's destruction combined with the failure at Yavin means that the backlash was given an extra push. People have a much easier time letting out their anger when the sword of Damocles is gone.
>>4652 >you're forgetting that Alderaan is spoken of for decades afterward. Used for political propaganda just like the many bothans deaths. >radio drama >4 hours I will will save it for later.
>>4650 Alderaan had 2 billion people. The support for the rebellion there would be amount to what? Thousands? Hundreds of thousands? A whole founder planet which was a showcase of progress wiped out because Tarkin was a moron. If they were keen to solve the situation, they just needed to depose the Organas after the Senate was dissoluted and put some loyalist or moff in charge. >The plan drastically backfired, driving thousands of beings to the Alliance cause, even in the Core Worlds, and sending many planets in the Mid Rim into open rebellion. A number of Alderaanians serving in the Imperial military defected to the Rebel Alliance after learning of their homeworld's destruction; among the defectors was the TIE fighter pilot Tycho Celchu. The Imperials attempted to pin the blame for Alderaan's destruction on the Rebels, keeping a small number of people loyal to the Empire; however, the ruse convinced few. Alderaanians were influential in the politics and military since forever. It was like one of those soviet purges that fucked up the whole military by killing some of the best officers around.
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>>4657 >Alderaan had 2 billion people. Fake rebel propaganda. Tarkin did nothing wrong, it was better to blow up an entire planet than sacrificing troop lives trying to pacify it.

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Stormtrooper 05/16/2020 (Sat) 18:18:21 No.3060 [Reply]
This board has been inactive for a few days, is everything alright anons?
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>>4484 He looks somewhat too thin for my tastes but i can still be gay for Hayden...
Everything is fine, and you? Here, have this soothing view of Coruscant. Coruscant sunsets are surely lovely.
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>>4568 >ywn be as comfy as Palpy
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>>4569 Those chairs of his can be really comfy.
>>3061 Got any of the rest of these?

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Stormtrooper 05/09/2021 (Sun) 00:47:44 No.4431 [Reply]
Hey Star Wars fags. i just designed a blaster that can easily kill lightsaber wielders. By shooting three lasers in a triangle pattern all at once, the lightsaber will only be able to block at most two of the projectiles at once, meaning the third one will always hit.
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>>4431 It'd be unstable as fuck like Skynxnex's.
You sure you were designing a weapon to kill jedi and not niggers?
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>>4602 Kek.
>precog >faster reflexes in general >either it's too spread and the jedi can block each bolt or too tight that he can block in a single motion Your idea is stupid.

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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687 [Reply]
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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Pick your clank.
>>3861 I approve of this. >t. /clank/ sorry I have no /SW/ robowaifus. :(
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>>1816 >My Life for Yours. Not just that soft voice that caresses you and sounds broken but still has inner fire, not just as searching for you to teach her the ways of the Force, not just meditating together and viewing each other whole through the Force. No, Visas is good because she's a good example of how the Light Side can heal a person and how they can move on by letting go of the hate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hnxeJR1hQ
>>4451 You forgot the bit about her being lovingly submissive to your will.

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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>the dark jedi were COLONIZING spanish I never rlly thought of it that way, always thought the sith were supposed to be ancient egyptions manly but (you) connecting all of their culture to other conquering groups is pretty cool actually and makes a lot of sense when I think about it.
>>4399 Auuugh starting to see the sith connection to aztecs as I remember naga sadows yavin temples.
>>4399 >>4400 Thanks boss man no suit no tie, more to come
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Yooo, you alive or what?

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