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I fucking love NABOO Stormtrooper 03/25/2021 (Thu) 10:47:20 No.4283 [Reply]
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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>>4283 This download contain a bunch of stuff from Naboo from Battlefront II 2017 drive.google.com/file/d/1bI_BdfN9jKDOLp4XJ4DZ09aLdPPeAFY0/view
LEGO Star Wars allows you to wander Naboo
Galactic Battlegrounds has everything from infantry to siege artillery and watercraft.
>>4283 You can try gmod. Also try looking for mods of the games that already hve Naboo content.
>>4404 This is will be most painful

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The Mouse is turning the aliens gay Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 03:54:46 No.23 [Reply]
>Star Wars: Resistance Producers Confirm Orka And Felix Are Gay Aliens
http://archive.is/h0Cj1
>Star Wars Producers Confirm the Franchise’s First Openly Gay Onscreen Couple
vanityfair. com/hollywood/2019/1 0/star-wars-first-openly-gay-couple-star-wars-resistance
Figured I might as well make a containment thread for disneyshit given they've recently announced some ayys from the show nobody watched were prolapsing eachother's anal cavities.
Dunno why they think anyone cares about Resistance though, let alone that they'd win woke points for pulling a JK Rowling on a canceled series.
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What, no respect for the walking toilet bounty hunter and his BF?
>>29
this cant be real
>>25
>the woke crow
I just imagined a crow flying round spouting the headlines and tweets from >>5 and >>6
>>29
>the new bounty hunter favorite is the Star Wars version of the Sonic the Hedgehog toilet OC from DeviantArt
>move over Mandalorian pissbabies

How does this fucker even see and aim his rifle? Why are his intestines exposed? Why the fuck does he have a blender on his back for pulping the shit that going down his gullet? This is so bad.
Jones was right.........

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Stormtrooper 01/10/2020 (Fri) 20:56:03 No.1743 [Reply]
Attack of the Clones [RTX ON]
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>>4641 Blame the jedi, they can't into military tactics.
>>4647 Most of the operations were conducted by the clones themselves. Yoda only give some retarded orders like "concentrate your fire on nearest starship" but it was the clones who informed "all positions were advancing" I know, RL explanation is that Lucas wanted all those "War and Peace" and WWII battles and dogfights, but even so
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>>4666 >scary and effective guys in Episode II >bumbling idiots in III Kind of sad.
>>4647 No, it's the writers the ones who can't into military tactics.

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Stormtrooper 06/29/2021 (Tue) 15:27:20 No.4637 [Reply]
Is Satine Kryze the most glaring case of an unintentionally unsympathetic character in Lucas' Star Wars?
Too be fair i tend to ignore that Clone Wars 3D cartoon, even if it was shat by Lucas himself. It just contradict too much the rest of the whole continuity, up to the movies themselves.
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>>4637 Do you think her "nephew" is actually the kid she had with Obi-Wan?
>>4648 Nah, she was just a huge slut.
>>4648 Considering how corny their relationship was portrayed, yes. But again, 3D Clone Wars is gay.

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Stormtrooper 05/16/2020 (Sat) 18:18:21 No.3060 [Reply]
This board has been inactive for a few days, is everything alright anons?
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>>4484 He looks somewhat too thin for my tastes but i can still be gay for Hayden...
Everything is fine, and you? Here, have this soothing view of Coruscant. Coruscant sunsets are surely lovely.
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>>4568 >ywn be as comfy as Palpy
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>>4569 Those chairs of his can be really comfy.
>>3061 Got any of the rest of these?

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Stormtrooper 05/09/2021 (Sun) 00:47:44 No.4431 [Reply]
Hey Star Wars fags. i just designed a blaster that can easily kill lightsaber wielders. By shooting three lasers in a triangle pattern all at once, the lightsaber will only be able to block at most two of the projectiles at once, meaning the third one will always hit.
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>>4431 It'd be unstable as fuck like Skynxnex's.
You sure you were designing a weapon to kill jedi and not niggers?
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>>4602 Kek.
>precog >faster reflexes in general >either it's too spread and the jedi can block each bolt or too tight that he can block in a single motion Your idea is stupid.

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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687 [Reply]
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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Pick your clank.
>>3861 I approve of this. >t. /clank/ sorry I have no /SW/ robowaifus. :(
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>>1816 >My Life for Yours. Not just that soft voice that caresses you and sounds broken but still has inner fire, not just as searching for you to teach her the ways of the Force, not just meditating together and viewing each other whole through the Force. No, Visas is good because she's a good example of how the Light Side can heal a person and how they can move on by letting go of the hate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hnxeJR1hQ
>>4451 You forgot the bit about her being lovingly submissive to your will.

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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>the dark jedi were COLONIZING spanish I never rlly thought of it that way, always thought the sith were supposed to be ancient egyptions manly but (you) connecting all of their culture to other conquering groups is pretty cool actually and makes a lot of sense when I think about it.
>>4399 Auuugh starting to see the sith connection to aztecs as I remember naga sadows yavin temples.
>>4399 >>4400 Thanks boss man no suit no tie, more to come
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Yooo, you alive or what?

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Stormtrooper 04/01/2021 (Thu) 00:38:18 No.4312 [Reply]
So is that project to create a mouse turd free, Old EU only alternative to Wookipedia dead? And if so, why?
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>>4389 >celebrate the love! >except in china we can't show that shit in china
>>4385 >>4389 What unholy cringe. >>4385 >>4386 >more than ever, we need an un-pozzed Wookiepedia. This is the closest thing we got http://swholonet.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page
wiki made by anons and for anons when?
>>4546 >wiki made by anons and for anons when? Sadly it seems to take more work than we are willing to put in.

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Stormtrooper 03/06/2020 (Fri) 20:21:17 No.2702 [Reply]
Was Darth Krayt or Darth Bane right in regards to the future of the Sith? Darth Bane believed that the Sith were too traitorous and too many of them would always lead to conflict, however Krayt believed that uniting them all under one master would ensure stability. And then there's Palpatine's crazy Rule of One... So who was in the right?
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>>2702 Rule of one isn't so crazy in practice. For most intents and purposes the various technically non-Sith Darkside users under his command(Dark Jedi, Darksiders, Inquisitors, Emperor's Hands) practically fill the same role other Sith Lords and Apprentices would under a more traditional Sith Empire. He simply limits their effectiveness by restricting how much they know keeping the majority of Sith lore from them to minimize their potential to rival him or his "true" apprentice Vader. It seems silly the way he doesn't call them Sith whatever as any previous Sith Emperor would have, but keeping them from thinking of themselves as true rivals to him or Vader also makes psychological sense.
>And then there's Palpatine's crazy Rule of One... Which was very stupid since it relied in a supply of clones/bodies/hosts to keep moving around. Didn't work for Vitiate, didn't work for him. You throw some bantha piss in the cloning tanks/possession process and fuck up with all the genetic code of clones/disrupt the possession of hosts
Letting the Sith just grow unchecked is inevitably going to have them turn on each other at some point but I'd argue it's a necessary part of the Sith life cycle. The massive pool of Sith will eventually be whittled down to one powerful Sith lord, while the rule of two could lead to the Sith declining over time. Also semi-related but Darth Sidious was stupid to conceal himself as a Sith. He should have revealed himself as one (even if not to the masses) so that the military would be strengthened through a Sith cult. Good way to bolster battlefield morale is have Sith warriors on the field and fighting alongside the standard troops. Look at it from a stormtrooper's point of view - the enemy may be decently armed rebels but you've got fucking space wizards running alongside you. Doesn't matter that in the grand scheme of things said space wizards aren't very powerful at all on the Sith scale because they are still obviously more powerful than your average human.
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Darth Krayt. To rule through might and fear is the true nature of the Sith. He who stands above all is the one most worthy to rule and control the weak. Darth Bane believed in culling, deception and hiding. The path of a coward. Darth Sidious was closer to Krayt's ideal but ultimately seemed to unsure of whether he could truly handle the legions of sith for a new era, hence why he only kept around weaker dark side adepts and a crippled apprentice at his side, and Luke's role during Dark Apprentice being no more than a ruse. Krayt held no such fears and would've succeeded as a proper new Sith Emperor if not for the Jedi.
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>>4468 >Darth Krayt. To rule through might and fear is the true nature of the Sith. He who stands above all is the one most worthy to rule and control the weak. Not really, this is something from the Rule of Two. Rule of One was all about ideological indoctrination to serve the Sith through the will of the Dark Lord, it enforced loyalty above all else (to the point of the sith lords gladding accept their deaths or killing themselves it it was the will of Darth Krayt) >Darth Bane believed in culling, deception and hiding. The path of a coward. It was the most effective Sith doctrine. Cowardice, courage, it was all stupid notions of morality. What matters is Power. You either have or desire it, >Darth Sidious was closer to Krayt's ideal but ultimately seemed to unsure of whether he could truly handle the legions of sith for a new era, hence why he only kept around weaker dark side adepts and a crippled apprentice at his side, and Luke's role during Dark Apprentice being no more than a ruse. Palpatine aim was to abolish the Rule of Two and rule as an immortal dark side fueled emperor >Krayt held no such fears and would've succeeded as a proper new Sith Emperor if not for the Jedi. >was humiliated by fucking holocrons >even when he manage to come back and restore is body he still was so fearful of betrayal that he launched an army of zombie like troops >tried to cheat death by possessing Cade In the end there was really one truth: Power. To embody it or to crave it,

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