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Stormtrooper 04/01/2021 (Thu) 00:38:18 No.4312 [Reply]
So is that project to create a mouse turd free, Old EU only alternative to Wookipedia dead? And if so, why?
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>>4389 >celebrate the love! >except in china we can't show that shit in china
>>4385 >>4389 What unholy cringe. >>4385 >>4386 >more than ever, we need an un-pozzed Wookiepedia. This is the closest thing we got http://swholonet.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page
wiki made by anons and for anons when?
>>4546 >wiki made by anons and for anons when? Sadly it seems to take more work than we are willing to put in.

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Stormtrooper 03/06/2020 (Fri) 20:21:17 No.2702 [Reply]
Was Darth Krayt or Darth Bane right in regards to the future of the Sith? Darth Bane believed that the Sith were too traitorous and too many of them would always lead to conflict, however Krayt believed that uniting them all under one master would ensure stability. And then there's Palpatine's crazy Rule of One... So who was in the right?
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>>2702 Rule of one isn't so crazy in practice. For most intents and purposes the various technically non-Sith Darkside users under his command(Dark Jedi, Darksiders, Inquisitors, Emperor's Hands) practically fill the same role other Sith Lords and Apprentices would under a more traditional Sith Empire. He simply limits their effectiveness by restricting how much they know keeping the majority of Sith lore from them to minimize their potential to rival him or his "true" apprentice Vader. It seems silly the way he doesn't call them Sith whatever as any previous Sith Emperor would have, but keeping them from thinking of themselves as true rivals to him or Vader also makes psychological sense.
>And then there's Palpatine's crazy Rule of One... Which was very stupid since it relied in a supply of clones/bodies/hosts to keep moving around. Didn't work for Vitiate, didn't work for him. You throw some bantha piss in the cloning tanks/possession process and fuck up with all the genetic code of clones/disrupt the possession of hosts
Letting the Sith just grow unchecked is inevitably going to have them turn on each other at some point but I'd argue it's a necessary part of the Sith life cycle. The massive pool of Sith will eventually be whittled down to one powerful Sith lord, while the rule of two could lead to the Sith declining over time. Also semi-related but Darth Sidious was stupid to conceal himself as a Sith. He should have revealed himself as one (even if not to the masses) so that the military would be strengthened through a Sith cult. Good way to bolster battlefield morale is have Sith warriors on the field and fighting alongside the standard troops. Look at it from a stormtrooper's point of view - the enemy may be decently armed rebels but you've got fucking space wizards running alongside you. Doesn't matter that in the grand scheme of things said space wizards aren't very powerful at all on the Sith scale because they are still obviously more powerful than your average human.
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Darth Krayt. To rule through might and fear is the true nature of the Sith. He who stands above all is the one most worthy to rule and control the weak. Darth Bane believed in culling, deception and hiding. The path of a coward. Darth Sidious was closer to Krayt's ideal but ultimately seemed to unsure of whether he could truly handle the legions of sith for a new era, hence why he only kept around weaker dark side adepts and a crippled apprentice at his side, and Luke's role during Dark Apprentice being no more than a ruse. Krayt held no such fears and would've succeeded as a proper new Sith Emperor if not for the Jedi.
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>>4468 >Darth Krayt. To rule through might and fear is the true nature of the Sith. He who stands above all is the one most worthy to rule and control the weak. Not really, this is something from the Rule of Two. Rule of One was all about ideological indoctrination to serve the Sith through the will of the Dark Lord, it enforced loyalty above all else (to the point of the sith lords gladding accept their deaths or killing themselves it it was the will of Darth Krayt) >Darth Bane believed in culling, deception and hiding. The path of a coward. It was the most effective Sith doctrine. Cowardice, courage, it was all stupid notions of morality. What matters is Power. You either have or desire it, >Darth Sidious was closer to Krayt's ideal but ultimately seemed to unsure of whether he could truly handle the legions of sith for a new era, hence why he only kept around weaker dark side adepts and a crippled apprentice at his side, and Luke's role during Dark Apprentice being no more than a ruse. Palpatine aim was to abolish the Rule of Two and rule as an immortal dark side fueled emperor >Krayt held no such fears and would've succeeded as a proper new Sith Emperor if not for the Jedi. >was humiliated by fucking holocrons >even when he manage to come back and restore is body he still was so fearful of betrayal that he launched an army of zombie like troops >tried to cheat death by possessing Cade In the end there was really one truth: Power. To embody it or to crave it,

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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>>4401 >>4402 You know turning storm troopers into women would completely explain why they're so useless in combat.
>>4405 >empire only employ women to pay lower wages >it gets expensive in the long wrong >rebels do their very best on: >Not destroying TIE Fighters, since killing woman is unbecoming for men >Stopping their on troops switching sides Would watch that movie.

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Infinity Cup poll Stormtrooper 04/23/2021 (Fri) 19:07:25 No.4392 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u

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daily reminder Stormtrooper 04/23/2021 (Fri) 18:25:18 No.4391 [Reply]
Disney is based.
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>>4391 Cringe

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Stormtrooper 03/28/2021 (Sun) 13:11:59 No.4296 [Reply]
HOLY SHIT DISNEY IS BASED They're killing nu-wars fags by putting dangerously high levels of carcinogens in their hand sanitiser lol
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>>4296 >buy yidsney product >contains actual cancer It's like poetry. It rhymes.
>>4297 >Don't expect much to come of this. Yeah, there was a bit of backlash after when people found out that Disney filmed the live-action Mulan next to a concentration camp in China but the media made sure to move on to another topic.
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>>4296 >It gives you cancer.
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>>4296 They get what they fucking deserve

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3D resp Stormtrooper 01/27/2020 (Mon) 05:12:37 No.2177 [Reply] [Last]
I'm working on something... Thoughts?
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>>2579 Fuck, this is retarded, I feel like some autist would actually want this. I might kill myself from the cringe.
>>2579 Kashyyyk would never fucking do. I needed some place remote, super primitive and chock full of biodiversity from across the galaxy. Dxun would've been a nice choice except that while it does have a large range of dangerous creatures, it still pales in comparison to Endor's stupidly large number of invasive species, which is only possible thanks to all the space arks navigated by complete retards that kept crashing their over the millennia because of Endor's fucked up gravity. I initially wanted to use Ithor due to probably having even more biodiversity, but it wasn't remote enough and Ithorians are absolute "no fun allowed" pussies in regards to letting visitors go around fondling the moist green folds of their precious Mother Jungle. As for the project I already gave a gist about what it might be above before, Revanite. >>2184 Primarily, its just a bunch of SW 3D models of creatures that have never been done before to be used as free resources in whatever project anyone might ever want to make. Which is why I had to choose a planet with plenty of biodiversity from across the galaxy instead of just a lot of local fauna, since making models of only one planet's fauna would severely limit their usage. Secondly, if I finish up enough models in time (March is my deadline) I'll implement them into a mod for an easily modifiable game that converts the location to Endor. >>2579 >Chuckles the Terentatek DLC when? >>2580 >Fuck, this is retarded, I feel like some autist would actually want this. I might kill myself from the cringe. I refuse to do this. But thank you everyone for permanently ruining Terentateks for me. Now I can't unsee them as mutant Sega Hedgehogs.
I am not sure where i am in the internet. I have a neato server and would like to add some of these models as npcs.
>>2483 That is one purty Acklay.
Working with a group of developers to make star wars npcs a thing to rival the boss npcs out there. Iroconian#6255 on discord. Hoping your time is well invested.

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sw vs disney shit collection thread Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 23:04:59 No.4 [Reply] [Last]
basically a thread to dump all imagemacros, montages and more showing the faults of the mouses attempts at sw
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>>4253 Politically Correct way of saying kikes.
>>1444 Who is the guy talking in the rant video and whats his podcast/channel. Really want to hear more from him. >>2012 I use to like Eckhartsladder till i found out more about him and gradually stopped watching him. After seeing his take on Gina's firing and how he's "tired of politics in star wars" and said "both sides are doing it" made me hate him. Seeing something like this is just sad realizing he was always a retard
>>4264 It was not only a reaction against Thatcher, but that was one of the inspirations for the setting, being that Grimdark was influenced by the "THE WORLD IS GONNA BE IN A ETERNAL DARK AGE!" feel in the british left during the Thatcher-era (her, along with Nixon, was one of the proto-modern politicians creating derangement syndrome behaviour to their opposition) Sources (Warning: Overdose of soy in the second article): -https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Ghazghkull_Mag_Uruk_Thraka#Trivia -https://wearethemutants.com/2019/01/14/when-warhammer-was-radical-the-egalitarian-origins-of-the-fantasy-battle-game/ The conception of Warhammer as a non-satirical "right wing" product wasn´t until recently with the 2016 election crap.
>>4263 >Eckhartsladder Yeah he's a faggot, and just look at him shilling for trannigger Squadrons for months now.
>>4263 >I use to like Eckhartsladder What did you expect? He is just another normalfag >>4271 >shilling for trannigger Squadrons He is pushing that shit hard, there is a $20,000 shekel tournament or something like that.

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IRL Ethnic Parallels Stormtrooper 07/05/2020 (Sun) 09:10:58 No.3136 [Reply] [Last]
>Coruscant=Americans >Twi'leks=Black South Africans or Abos >Korunnai=Central Africans >Ropagu=Chinese >Neimoidians=Thainese >Chiss=Hokkaido Japanese >Nagai=Honshu Japanese >Alderaanians=Canadians >Chandrilans=Swedes >Tusken Raiders=Arabs >Jawas/Kumumgah=Mizrahi Jews >Muuns=Ashkenazi Jews >Hutts=Sephardi Jews >Yahk-Tosh, Quockrans, and Orooturoo=Galician Jews >Toydarians=Lithuanian Jews >Rybets=Black Hebrew Israelites >Evocii=Canaanites

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>>4102 Most of their women are prostitutes' and sell themselves into slavery to get off world
>>4243 >Thailandese prostitutes >women Were Twi´lek slaves ladyboys all along?
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>watch ewoks show >fairies in the first episode that are called Wistie >Dig a little bit of species in star wars >Elves are Sephi >gargoyles are S'kytri >Tof are Space vikings Are there catgirls or doggirls equivalents in star wars?
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>>4273 There's an equivalent for everything in SW >Cathar and relatives = Catmen >Bothans = Dogmen >Shistavanen = Wolfmen >Duloks = Hobgoblins >Moggons = Goblins >Lepi = Pookas >Abyssin = Cyclops/Arimaspi >Gamorreans = 1E Orcs >Starweirds = Wraiths >Sith Wraiths = Self-explanatory >Chironians = Centaurs >Raquor'daan = Manticores >Shi'ido and Clawdites = Shapeshifters/Doppelgangers >Duinuogwuin and relatives = Dragons

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>>4274 >Chironians >bicorns Now that is rare to see.

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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply] [Last]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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>>3887 >being specforce somehow means you can punch metal armor with your bare hands and do more damage to the person in the armor then yourself
>>3901 take some pills, incel
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>>4051 >Muh gurl powah is capable of breaking laws of physics. You need to go back.
>>4051 join the 49%, tranny
>>729 source

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