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Count Dooku speaks to Luke Skywalker Stormtrooper 11/18/2020 (Wed) 16:54:32 No.3766 [Reply]
Hello /sw/ over a year ago I posted my first version of this video. I got some feedback on editing the video differently and I did that. I was going to post it after I finished it, but then the board went down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lBbosbIw0 Here is my video. Thoughts? Do you like it?
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>>3852 Sith ghosts aren't the same as jedi ghosts. Jedi ghosts are basically an ascension into omnipresence, near-omniscience and absolute freedom for all eternity in both the living world and realm of the Force. A sith ghost is more like a traditional ghost. They are bound to one place in the realm of the living, have little control over their existence, may not even get to have a visible form, and unlike other souls, a Sith's spirit is doomed to decay and complete destruction within Illathurion unless they abandon their materialistic ways and seek to restore their own balance. Best thing they can do is posses victims temporarily unless they mastered the transfer essence technique.
>>3852 Dooku was a jedi once, but its just a random edit anyways. If Anakin could become a force ghost I dont see why Dooku cant.
>>3904 Anakin repented and basically gave his life in a selfless act. Dooku was just feeling betrayed, all the way down with the Dark Side "Treachery is the way of the Sith" were his final toughts.
>>3905 I always thought it was a great irony that Darth Vader was redeemed by killing his master, which is usually the most Sithly of acts. it's the motives and self-sacrifice that made all the difference, as you said.
>>3905 >"Treachery is the way of the Sith" Anyone else find it hilarious that despite all the cucks yelling about how the Empire were the ebil huwite supremacists they're far more like kikes?

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Separatist Canon: Writefaggotry Thread Stormtrooper 04/08/2020 (Wed) 07:58:23 No.2828 [Reply]
Welcome to the Sep Canon writefaggotry thread, here is where writers can go to contribute to the continuation to the old Expanded Universe. You can write, share, and check continuity in this thread. >What is Separatist Canon? Separatist Canon is an attempt by anons of this board to continue the Expanded Universe that was unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) aborted by (((Disney))). As the torch has been handed to us as fans, we must abide by the the rules that the likes of Zahn, Luceno, Stover, and Reeves used to keep Star Wars alive during it's lull between the OT and PT. Thus we must establish ground rules so that we can hold ourselves to our predecessor's standards of quality. >Rule 1 - Don't contradict G-canon. The Saga is the base of this entire enterprise, and it is ultimately at the heart of everything we do. >Rule 2 - Work together to connect our stories together and keep our facts straight. The main strength of the Expanded Universe was its inter-connectivity and the collaboration behind many of it's writers to not just write stories but expand on the vision of a galaxy far, far away that George Lucas envisioned for us on the silver screen. Obscure references, loose ends, and the occasional retcon make our stories better and close to what was published before the Dark Times. >Rule 3 - No Disneyshit allowed. The very idea behind Separatist Canon is that we reject everything Disney has done to Star Wars, and what other people like Dave Filoni have done to the timeline. Therefore TCW (the 2008 series), all of it's tie-in material, and anything Disney has published since the buyout (yes this includes Tarkin and Marvel 108).
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>>3862 Well,i personally have no problem with that..still who am i to decide. >>3102 Anon makes good points for the exile to be male and i too have always considered that to be the "cannon" of SWKOTR >>2828 I think there are some stuff from the 2008 series we can savage and considerer cannon, atleast most stuff prior to season seven that is. Just because the Mouse stole it, dosent mean we shouldnt be able to use it ourselves.
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>>2829 Ah the Sun Guard, one of my favorit "mercenary" militia faction in all of SW, sad that there isnt a lot of stuff for them. Still, i wonder how most of the star wars prequels would have played out if they went with the sun guard as the template for the GAR...
>>3864 >Ah the Sun Guard, one of my favorit "mercenary" militia faction in all of SW, sad that there isnt a lot of stuff for them. The Sun Guard and Jensaari deserved more love tbh
>>3862 I'd love to hear about them. No sense in making something if you don't share it, right?
Just a tidbit. The Zann Consortium advances their research with Ysalimary and develops a form of special forces. Each trooper is equipped with a fully enclosed set of body armor, armored nutrient harness with accompanying ysalimari and a personal stealth field generator. En masse these troops create a large force neutral zone and are a dangerous threat to any force sensitive individual and many other opposing forces. They are also equipped with personal shields instead of stealth and assigned to heavily populated areas such as spaceports in order to prevent subversive assets such as Jedi from infiltrating their areas of operation.

Stormtrooper 12/23/2019 (Mon) 04:48:44 No.1180 [Reply]
>get dragged to see the last nu-wars movie by family >it's shit even in the opening crawl, but at least something is happening >you can almost see JJ trying to salvage what little he can from the last two movies >palps is fucking davros >he's got a fish tank full of defective not-sidiouses >some idiot behind me is making it his duty to laugh at every fucking worthless quip and clap at the focus group-approved moments >soyboys are fucking real I should have stayed home. How was your day, /sw/? and go ahead, repost this cuckchan you disgusting crossposters- I can't fucking stop you
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>>1312 I cannot believe the pacing of these films. they skip so much it hurts me physically not knowing how they go form one place to the other so quickly.
>>1413 > to make sure I was half asleep. That's about the only way I can think of to be able to tolerate the trainwreck. The movie simply falls apart the moment you stop for 5 minutes to think wait, that doesn't make any sense why woul- "who cares we're off to the next scene mystery boxes and soulless nostalgia amirite!" >Wife liked it though so that's good. In the sense that she got to spend time with you, I hope. Because the movie actually has an awful moral (nothing is impossible if you are female, everything should be instantly given or near intantly mastered because, force is female you Sithlord!) that tries to pass itself as muh female empowerment when the Marey Sue spectacle wears off.
Did anyone else watch this thing and feel hideously exhausted by the end?
>>1180 fucking awful my life went to shit after that horrible forsaken bitch rey made what star war is now, a complete extremist propaganda it's not even sjw even more, it's fucking feminist diversity extremism
>>3928 That is what happens when you sell an IP to white slavers.

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>3868 Yes, even if it's just background material. It would help the troopers who can write better make a story of it. Think Enemy at the Door meets Victorian boys' adventures. >>3870 What can I say, Mongols tend to fuck established things over when they show up. Better than endless IR capers.
>>3871 >What can I say, Mongols tend to fuck established things over when they show up. Better than endless IR capers. I see your point, but if something like the Vong invasion had to happen, it should've been in the distant past, not shortly after the OT. also, it's entirely possible to break new storytelling ground without dropping a nuke on the universe. it's a bad idea, especially when it subverts the OT.
>>3872 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZ9kQ1h-ZY >subvert Nonsense! From day one, the EU has been a showcase of just how messy the Galaxy can and will be outside the heroic epic of the movies. Hell, after Return of the Jedi, they had to deal with an extra-galactic invasion on top of the vigorous Imperial Remnant. Why, in the supplementary materials, Sate Pestage had that celebrating mob on Coruscant gunned down by Stormtroopers to the last. Just because one great evil is triumphed over, does not mean another great evil cannot rise from another quarter. The story does not end.
>>3873 of course, the Galaxy is a messy place, and there's no need for the story to end. however, we can do that without plowing a freight train of spiky rape into the story and setting. the OT, as seen in theaters in the 70s and 80s, is the pinnacle of Star Wars. while much can be added to this, the central narrative must not be subverted. if the Yuuzhan Vong invasion happens, that gives the OT a bad ending. you see, if the Empire had won, they'd be well equipped to fight off the Vong. Imperial Star Destroyers, AT vehicles, and legions of troopers would give them serious trouble, and a working Death Star or two would annihilate their worldships. the only way the Vong could cause so much death and destruction is if the Galaxy is seriously weakened and divided by a successful Rebellion decapitating the Empire's top leadership (ie Endor). of course, no one knew this would happen, but the fact remains, if the Vong invade, the Galaxy would be much better off under an Imperial victory. that does indeed subvert the OT, which I cannot accept. there's other problems too, such as the fact that the Yuuzhan Vong are immune to the Force, yet they use biotech, and the Force flows through all living things. and there's a thematic clash -- the Vong are essentially the Hostile Alien Invasion trope, yet the Galaxy is full of alien species, so they come from another galaxy. it just doesn't fit, they belong in WH40K as I said. the only ways I'd accept the Yuuzhan Vong is if 1. they were nerfed and turned into a dangerous species somewhere on the Outer Rim, or 2. their invasion happened centuries or millennia BBY. you could even combine these, by having the invasion happen long ago, with a surviving remnant on some distant planet(s).
Are there any fans who are pro-Jedi (or at least prefer them over the Sith) but pro-Empire, or pro-Sith but pro-Rebellion (probably the rarest)? If so, where?

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Cosmic and Living Force Stormtrooper 10/11/2019 (Fri) 00:35:53 No.101 [Reply]
So why did George introduce the Living and Cosmic Force in the prequels? It was vaguely alluded to here and there, but there never seemed to be a payoff, nor a connection to the OT (unless I'm retarded?).
What are they anyway?
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>>105 And you shouldn't make movies.
>>3845 and you should go back to reddit
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>>3846 Since when is being pro-Prequels reddit-tier? Just because a lot of post-millennials finally had their balls drop and decided to post "le ebing maymays xd" does not mean shit; a lot of those faggots believe the Prequels were objectively bad. Your kike faggot Stoklasa and his gay entourage are pure ledditor pseuds, along with your typical /tv/ pedophile. Lastly, you should know that you people generally act in the same way and are easily identifiable, 4gagger. "Reddit" has (generally speaking) specific behavior that is rather apparent when it surfaces. It is not just a way of insulting another anon or can be used to describe anything that you don't like; also, be wary of blindly following perceived mass opinion, on the board or elsewhere. Here, a little bit on Lucas' "bad script-writing/directing": https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2002/may/16/artsfeatures.starwars https://web.archive.org/web/20201101120439/https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2002/may/16/artsfeatures.starwars Where did all the Lucasfags go? Is /sw/ dead?
>>3850 >i love nigger cock in my mouth and ass plz gib me upboats fellow redditors
>>3850 >Where did all the Lucasfags go? Playing Jedi academy in sleepy/v/

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Stormtrooper 05/06/2020 (Wed) 20:40:56 No.3017 [Reply]
Hey, star wars aficionados, Listen to this: we have revamped the Infinity Cup 2020 and we would really like to have you onboard. To join it, come to https://anon.cafe/icup/ and review your old team! Come have fun with us!
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The Group Stage of the Cup is now complete! Congratulations to the teams that advanced, the Cup continues with the Round of 16, beginning and ending on Saturday the 29th, and the final day, Sunday August 30th. The champion will be crowned this coming weekend, will you be there?
The Knockout Stage begins tomorrow afternoon. Join us for what could be the only sport running in North America! First match kicks off at the usual time: 11:00 AM PDT / 1:00 PM CDT / 2:00 PM EDT / 18:00 UTC
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Today is the day! A new divegrass champion will be crowned! The final matches of the tournament begin at 11:00 AM PDT, 1:00 PM CDT, 2:00 PM EDT, 18:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup BE THERE
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Infinity Cup 6 is now complete! Congratulations to /fascist/ who join the ranks of champions as they defeated /bane/ 2-1 in the Final! In an unprecedented turn of events, the Golden Boot will be shared by not 2, but 3 players: Alfred Legosen (/lego/), Ammit (/monster/), and Cuckquean-tan (/cuckquean/). Each player scored 6 goals officially through the Cup, fitting, giving it was the 6th edition. Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you for ICUP 7!
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Hello /sw/, I arrive at your humble board to officially announce the GCUP! The GCUP will be an exhibition tournament between boards of the webring that represent nations of the world, and will be contested under usual ICUP rules. In addition, we'll also be hosting friendlies for non-national boards/teams as part of the festivites. Friendlies can be played under normal rules, or, if you choose, under alternate (meme) rulesets that will be decided closer to the Cup's kickoff. If you would like to participate, head on over to the pinned thread at our board on Cafe. The event is set to begin February 13th, 2021. Look forward to having you there!

Star Wars Detours Stormtrooper 12/01/2020 (Tue) 16:14:33 No.3815 [Reply]
After almost 10 years Weird Al Yankovic finally leaked an episode
>>3815 I chuckled a few times
>>3815 >4-LOM >4 Love Of Money Heh
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>>3815 >that qt rodian >mfw
>>3815 Surprisingly not that bad for what it is. Not near the level of robot chickem, but good enough.
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>>3828 Judging from the show's trailer, there were gonna be some tig old jiggly bitties in this show too.

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Request thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 03:35:14 No.1487 [Reply] [Last]
What the title says. Request SW material you want like torrents, downloads, links or whatever of games, books, comics, etc.
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Does anyone have The Last Command? I can't find my copy of it for the life of me and I don't like not having a copy of it somewhere.
>>3632 magnet:?xt=urn:btih:F012B4B91E0CE438ECCF10D4E4FE5424669FC24D&dn=Star%20Wars%3A%20Thrawn%20Trilogy%20%5BRetail%20Edited%5D%20--%20VoV&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2850%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce
>>1487 Not really a request (unless it's good), but is this any good? It's supposedly pro-Empire, but it was made post-buyout. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Lost_Stars
>>3790 It's a bit different from most Star Wars stuff, but it's alright. It's almost like a romance novel in certain parts, though there's also standard Star Wars stuff in there too
>>3790 >Claudia Gray >Young adult novel Both of these things should be setting off warning sirens in your head

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storytime thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 06:16:26 No.1490 [Reply]
Suppose it's story time again. This edition: vader wrecks some Jedi, as is probably evident from the title.
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>>2626 I love how Palpatine is just chilling until one of them dares to spill his drink.
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>Vader thread Just using it to annouce that half of Vader passed away few days ago. David Prowse, the actor that was the man behind the suit, the one who gave life to Vader presence, style and stances, passed away at the age of 85. He's now one with the Force.
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>>3813 Every day becomes more painful

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Stormtrooper 11/19/2020 (Thu) 19:04:43 No.3770 [Reply]
So how much do things suck today troopers?
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>>3778 >>3779 I think they were also in EaW, but I haven't played it in a while.
>>3787 Sadly stormtroopers are fucked by the highest source, the movies themselves. Movie stormtroopers are just a step from being bumbling fools. If they were at least half of the ones described in the EU...
>>3800 What? The ones on the Tantive and Tatooine (except Mos Eisley) were competent, as well as some on the Death Star. And the ones on Hoth were destructive as fuck. The ones on Endor were a joke though.
>>3800 Going to echo >>3802 on this one - Stormtroopers weren't portrayed as incompetent until Endor. They completely wrecked the security team onboard the Tantive IV and annihilated the Rebels on Hoth. Their famed inability to aim comes from so-called "fans" not paying attention during ANH - everyone seems to have missed Tarkin's line establishing that the Stormtroopers were missing on purpose in order to allow the Falcon to escape the Death Star.
>>3805 Already in Bespin they were incompetent. They allowed the rebels to escape. There wasn't an order to allow them to escape like the DS. Vader demanded the prisoners to be sent to Executor, Calrissian betrayed him and the stormtroopers couldn't stop 3 people from escaping. Vader had to have people to deactivate the Falcon hyperdrive just in case to have any chance of recapturing then >Endor Endor alone would be the only example needed. It was a critical target, the very shield generator that protected the DS were the Emperor himself was stationed. They had the superior numbers and a defensive position. There was no way they could that disaster to happen. Even more "an entire legion of my best troops" as Palpatine had claimed.

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