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Infinity Cup poll Stormtrooper 04/23/2021 (Fri) 19:07:25 No.4392 [Reply]
Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ ) We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u

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daily reminder Stormtrooper 04/23/2021 (Fri) 18:25:18 No.4391 [Reply]
Disney is based.
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>>4391 Cringe

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Stormtrooper 03/28/2021 (Sun) 13:11:59 No.4296 [Reply]
HOLY SHIT DISNEY IS BASED They're killing nu-wars fags by putting dangerously high levels of carcinogens in their hand sanitiser lol
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>>4296 >buy yidsney product >contains actual cancer It's like poetry. It rhymes.
>>4297 >Don't expect much to come of this. Yeah, there was a bit of backlash after when people found out that Disney filmed the live-action Mulan next to a concentration camp in China but the media made sure to move on to another topic.
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>>4296 >It gives you cancer.
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>>4296 They get what they fucking deserve

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3D resp Stormtrooper 01/27/2020 (Mon) 05:12:37 No.2177 [Reply] [Last]
I'm working on something... Thoughts?
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>>2579 Fuck, this is retarded, I feel like some autist would actually want this. I might kill myself from the cringe.
>>2579 Kashyyyk would never fucking do. I needed some place remote, super primitive and chock full of biodiversity from across the galaxy. Dxun would've been a nice choice except that while it does have a large range of dangerous creatures, it still pales in comparison to Endor's stupidly large number of invasive species, which is only possible thanks to all the space arks navigated by complete retards that kept crashing their over the millennia because of Endor's fucked up gravity. I initially wanted to use Ithor due to probably having even more biodiversity, but it wasn't remote enough and Ithorians are absolute "no fun allowed" pussies in regards to letting visitors go around fondling the moist green folds of their precious Mother Jungle. As for the project I already gave a gist about what it might be above before, Revanite. >>2184 Primarily, its just a bunch of SW 3D models of creatures that have never been done before to be used as free resources in whatever project anyone might ever want to make. Which is why I had to choose a planet with plenty of biodiversity from across the galaxy instead of just a lot of local fauna, since making models of only one planet's fauna would severely limit their usage. Secondly, if I finish up enough models in time (March is my deadline) I'll implement them into a mod for an easily modifiable game that converts the location to Endor. >>2579 >Chuckles the Terentatek DLC when? >>2580 >Fuck, this is retarded, I feel like some autist would actually want this. I might kill myself from the cringe. I refuse to do this. But thank you everyone for permanently ruining Terentateks for me. Now I can't unsee them as mutant Sega Hedgehogs.
I am not sure where i am in the internet. I have a neato server and would like to add some of these models as npcs.
>>2483 That is one purty Acklay.
Working with a group of developers to make star wars npcs a thing to rival the boss npcs out there. Iroconian#6255 on discord. Hoping your time is well invested.

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sw vs disney shit collection thread Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 23:04:59 No.4 [Reply] [Last]
basically a thread to dump all imagemacros, montages and more showing the faults of the mouses attempts at sw
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>>4253 Politically Correct way of saying kikes.
>>1444 Who is the guy talking in the rant video and whats his podcast/channel. Really want to hear more from him. >>2012 I use to like Eckhartsladder till i found out more about him and gradually stopped watching him. After seeing his take on Gina's firing and how he's "tired of politics in star wars" and said "both sides are doing it" made me hate him. Seeing something like this is just sad realizing he was always a retard
>>4264 It was not only a reaction against Thatcher, but that was one of the inspirations for the setting, being that Grimdark was influenced by the "THE WORLD IS GONNA BE IN A ETERNAL DARK AGE!" feel in the british left during the Thatcher-era (her, along with Nixon, was one of the proto-modern politicians creating derangement syndrome behaviour to their opposition) Sources (Warning: Overdose of soy in the second article): -https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Ghazghkull_Mag_Uruk_Thraka#Trivia -https://wearethemutants.com/2019/01/14/when-warhammer-was-radical-the-egalitarian-origins-of-the-fantasy-battle-game/ The conception of Warhammer as a non-satirical "right wing" product wasn´t until recently with the 2016 election crap.
>>4263 >Eckhartsladder Yeah he's a faggot, and just look at him shilling for trannigger Squadrons for months now.
>>4263 >I use to like Eckhartsladder What did you expect? He is just another normalfag >>4271 >shilling for trannigger Squadrons He is pushing that shit hard, there is a $20,000 shekel tournament or something like that.

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IRL Ethnic Parallels Stormtrooper 07/05/2020 (Sun) 09:10:58 No.3136 [Reply] [Last]
>Coruscant=Americans >Twi'leks=Black South Africans or Abos >Korunnai=Central Africans >Ropagu=Chinese >Neimoidians=Thainese >Chiss=Hokkaido Japanese >Nagai=Honshu Japanese >Alderaanians=Canadians >Chandrilans=Swedes >Tusken Raiders=Arabs >Jawas/Kumumgah=Mizrahi Jews >Muuns=Ashkenazi Jews >Hutts=Sephardi Jews >Yahk-Tosh, Quockrans, and Orooturoo=Galician Jews >Toydarians=Lithuanian Jews >Rybets=Black Hebrew Israelites >Evocii=Canaanites

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>>4102 Most of their women are prostitutes' and sell themselves into slavery to get off world
>>4243 >Thailandese prostitutes >women Were Twi´lek slaves ladyboys all along?
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>watch ewoks show >fairies in the first episode that are called Wistie >Dig a little bit of species in star wars >Elves are Sephi >gargoyles are S'kytri >Tof are Space vikings Are there catgirls or doggirls equivalents in star wars?
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>>4273 There's an equivalent for everything in SW >Cathar and relatives = Catmen >Bothans = Dogmen >Shistavanen = Wolfmen >Duloks = Hobgoblins >Moggons = Goblins >Lepi = Pookas >Abyssin = Cyclops/Arimaspi >Gamorreans = 1E Orcs >Starweirds = Wraiths >Sith Wraiths = Self-explanatory >Chironians = Centaurs >Raquor'daan = Manticores >Shi'ido and Clawdites = Shapeshifters/Doppelgangers >Duinuogwuin and relatives = Dragons

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>>4274 >Chironians >bicorns Now that is rare to see.

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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply] [Last]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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>>3887 >being specforce somehow means you can punch metal armor with your bare hands and do more damage to the person in the armor then yourself
>>3901 take some pills, incel
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>>4051 >Muh gurl powah is capable of breaking laws of physics. You need to go back.
>>4051 join the 49%, tranny
>>729 source

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Gina Carano got fired from the Mandalorian and Disney+ and Filoni are fucking gay Stormtrooper 02/11/2021 (Thu) 14:47:04 No.4072 [Reply]
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>>4143 >doesn't mean you're a faggot. .t faggot
>>4146 No, he is right. And it's not like TCW didn't sexualize its characters either, the key difference here is that nobody but massive autists and the very showrunners ever once found them visually appealing to begin with. Do you know why 90% of Ahsoka's fanart is borderline off-model? Because TCW "Antz" art style makes her and everyone else unbearable to look at.
>>4143 >2021 >still thinking yidsney will let straight white men work for them
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Dave Faglonely is a fucking cunt, fuck him for being a soy little shit that helps ruin sw. otoh its only disney's fake star wars imitation that he's ruining, so HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Photomorph Thread: The Revengeance Stormtrooper 12/05/2019 (Thu) 09:58:42 No.595 [Reply] [Last]
Same as on 8chan. Post dank memes and we'll edit them into Star Wars shit.
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>>3703 apparently. whoever drew that is woefully unaware of how difficult it is to fight an insurgency (see: Vietnam, Afghanistan). this is especially the case if it's a tyrannical gov't vs its own population, since they'd be destroying their own resources and infrastructure.
>>3703 Boomers were sitting in bars cheering as Waco burned, they'll approve of any tyranny as long as it's against "terrorists" and "bad persons".
Could an amazing artist do the "I just wanted to play video games" meme but with an imperial pepe hanging Claudia Grey and saying "I just wanted Star wars" or something like that?
>>4198 Beautiful, thx

Do you remember this X-wing music vid? Stormtrooper 03/01/2021 (Mon) 06:11:32 No.4164 [Reply]
Had this in my archive for a little over 2 years, It's like an electro-house Star Wars music vid with an X-Wing and random Star Wars-related references. It's just now come back to me now, and I've been trying to get a source on this, but my search-engine fu is just not up to the task.
>>4164 Was the animation from one of the games?
looks like a fucknugget video made by dibsney tards. Did you try searching Rey's anus for it?

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