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Goodbye Star Wars. Stormtrooper 05/04/2020 (Mon) 00:53:35 No.2959 [Reply]
It is the end of an era, the final bastion of pre-disney wars comes to an end today, and on may 4th of all days, which is appropriate i suppose. Say what you want about the Clone Wars but it was the final remnant of the old Star Wars, the bridge between the old and new, and with it's conclusion comes the conclusion of the old good ways. It was a little disappointing to be honest. The ending gave off this vibe of hopelessness and sorrow and like something good has come to an end. Which is fitting because it is true, both in their universe and in real life, so that's it, that is the end of the old Star Wars. It's gone now forever… I don't mean to sound like a dramatic soyboy faggot over a fictional universe, but yeah that is the end of pre-disney Star Wars. whether you were one of the first to see it in the theaters those 42 years ago or you grew up with the prequels It has been a wild ride and an honour anons. I know i am going to sound like a fucking cringelord for what i am about to say but i thought it would be the only proper way to sign off and say goodbye to a franchise that filled our childhoods with joy. May the force be with you, always.
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>>3051 Petsnew? Well, if you are Petsnew, I hope you're doing well.
>>3053 I'm not the anti-gun BR, but you are half close in the sense that I know about his twatter account. But I haven't kept active tabs on him in over a year, and I only checked on what stupid shit he was saying again because of the new video. Hell at this point the only reason I'd care about what he says is if he gets off his ass and makes a higurashi video where he gets everything about it wrong.
>>3046 Damn right. I've run into some hurdles but haven't given up. It may take a decade though. Hopefully disney will be dead by then, or at least have relinquished their grip on Star Wars. It'll be a fun place.
>>2959 >the final bastion of pre-disney wars kys furfag
Star Wars will live on, but it's up to us the anons to carry the torch. hopefully we can re-organize, and at least get Baobab Archives up and running finally (ie a SW wiki with no Disney allowed).

Original Drafts Stormtrooper 12/27/2019 (Fri) 15:05:16 No.1351 [Reply]
Here we can talk about all the funny, nonsensical and outright bad decisions Lucas had made on his drafts of the original six movies and how they were salvaged by people he had hired to unfuck his ideas. The birth and refinement of good ideas and how they came to be added into the movies is also welcome. >Ford famously told George Lucas, concerning the clunky dialogue in "Star Wars," "George, you can type this shit, but you sure as hell can't say it."
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>>1581 Mace Windi was one of many names created in pre-production, like Starkiller. It wouldn't have been Mace Windu the eventual character.
>>1618 That's what I meant to say, but the idea of Windu surviving RotS and later meeting up with Luke and Obi-Wan on Tatooine sounds like a neat "what if"
>>1576 This the idea the bunch of dwarves could ever fight an army of 6' ubermensch is retarded beyond belief.
>>1581 I don't know anything about that, I know originally that the protag was supposed to be called Starkiller and he was supposed to be an old man and a general.

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Stormtrooper 08/28/2020 (Fri) 21:53:41 No.3463 [Reply]
>Daisy Ridley struggled to find work after Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker But how can this be?
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>>3512 If it is tell him to make better content rather than peddling lies he thinks people want to hear. It's over, Star Wars post disney purchase is dead & there is no going back as realistically it would take a second depression to ruin disney or a civil war to remove the people that actually control culture from the media & other institutions. >>3509 They test things in secret for years before rolling it out publicly.Hidden trannies as a psyop is highly probable in CY+5.
>>3513 Tell him yourself.
>>3506 I wouldn't be surprised if she's a hermaphrodite tbh.
Truth be told I think she got a job only because of casting couches. Because I saw her performance in that shitty remake of Murder on the Orient Express and it was bad.
>>3591 >I think she got a job only because of casting couches No shit.

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Stormtrooper 09/09/2020 (Wed) 19:51:38 No.3537 [Reply]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qi_sI9CeNQ&t=324s&ab_channel=StarWarsTheory Fucking lol, Only now is he coming to his senses and realizing that it was all complete dog shit. He wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt so bad it was painful. Hopefully this finally breaks him free from his Disney-cuckery.
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>>3537 >direct linking >cant even make webms
>>3543 >doubling down kys
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>>3544 >>3545 Whatever man, whatever.
>>3537 I think he's done this before. I wouldn't be surprised if when Mandalorian season 2 airs he goes back to sucking mouse cock.
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>>3555 Women & soys follow propaganda trends until they become completely and thoroughly despised by everyone that they are forced to drop it.What else is new? >>3555 Of course because the multinational billion dollar corporation known as disney is the good guise fighting the ebil KKKs of the world don't you watch any of the thousands of media properties that tell you how great disney is?

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Meta pottery Stormtrooper 12/22/2019 (Sun) 07:00:45 No.1134 [Reply]
>prequels divide the fanbase >prequel shills cry that they are kino because of the low audience scores >sequels divide the fanbase >fans of the prequels and series cry they are shit because of the low audience scores >wait about 5 years and sequel fans will be asserting that the sequels were pleb filtered and prequel tier kinos which will make certain Star Wars fans go insane >meanwhile the most retarded star wars fanbase cooms over baby yeed garbage Best Star Wars timeline?
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>>1134 >prequels divide the fanbase Not really, only normalfags ever disliked the Prequels and who gives a fuck about what normalfags think. >prequel shills cry that they are kino because of the low audience scores What? >sequels divide the fanbase Not really, only normalfags ever liked the sequels and who gives a fuck about what normalfags think. >fans of the prequels and series cry they are shit because of the low audience scores Not really, only normalfags care about scores, sequels are objectively shit by any standard whether you like the prequels or not. >wait about 5 years and sequel fans will be asserting that the sequels were pleb filtered and prequel tier kinos which will make certain Star Wars fans go insane What? >meanwhile the most retarded star wars fanbase cooms over baby yeed garbage okay... What a shit thread, how did you even find this board, cuckchan is the other turn.
>>1134 >prequel shills cry that they are kino because of the low audience scores heh
>>3473 >bringing random video game russian scores into this Cringe
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>>3508 >cringe >based >redpilled >bluepilled >seethe/seething >rent free >dilate >zoomer/boomer/doomer/etc. >obsessed >have sex >yikes >cope >soy >onions >oof >that's gonna be a(n) x from me

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>>3508 >le russian bot maymay Absolutely disgusting on your part.

New Board Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 22:57:12 No.2 [Reply]
Are we going to get our threads ported over from vchan? And will we eventually go back to 8chan?
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people said the same thing about faggots
there's an essential difference between those who are mature enough to handle sex and are capable of giving consent, versus those who are not.
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>when you're mature enough to die for Israel but not raise a family oH sAy CaN yOu sEee...
>>3480 You seem lost friend
>>3480 Yuros would just eat the shit plain.

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Star Wars Vidya Stormtrooper 11/29/2019 (Fri) 03:45:34 No.498 [Reply] [Last]
Let's have a thread about /sw/ video games anons, what're you playing now? any good mods out? do you have a favorite genre or style of game? do you have a favorite lucasarts pre-game logo gimmick?
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>>3447 You think? Of all the star wars games, this is the one that is almost unplayable.
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Are the normalfags hating on Star wars Sims 4 pack?
>>2074 Rogue One and Dark Forces aren't in the same universe.
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>>2340 >I mean we haven't gotten to the point of pulling a star destroyer out of orbit
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>>3471 >set up to have an amazing space battle >rebel scum jump into orbit >start shooting everything up >the empire takes a shit load of time to deploy their tie fighter squadrons >no tie bombers >only the small ships are shooting shit up, capital ships of the empire and rebel scum are doing nothing at all >disable a star destroyer >oh, i bet they are going to destroy their guns or something >mfw webm related happened There were a lot of retarded shit in that movie, but that takes the cake.

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Stormtrooper 08/04/2020 (Tue) 20:23:58 No.3237 [Reply]
>they will apologize now
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>>3339 I just started assuming anyone that works in (((hollywood))) or (((the entertainment industry))) in general are some kind of sex criminal until proven otherwise.
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>>3335 >Nah, Spielberg is too old for that shit. >>3339 >(((Spielberg))) is a pedo Pedowood stricks again.
>>3339 >mfw the kids in the movie got molested by jews in the back stage
>>3349 Spielberg is too powerful. The man is untouchable within Hollywood and he's probably got the most child-sized skeletons in his closet out of anyone in Hollywood.
>>3369 >back stage >implying that kikes have to hide that they rape goyim children in pedowood

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Stormtrooper 08/01/2020 (Sat) 11:51:27 No.3218 [Reply]
Redpill me on the Columi /sw/. Were they the true master race?
No. In fact, they're some of the biggest posers since the Rakatan Empire.

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Stormtrooper 07/31/2020 (Fri) 22:27:30 No.3210 [Reply]
Well gentlemen, as the world burns around us i just want you to know that it has been a pleasant experience meeting you all and i wish each and every one of you well regardless of what the future holds.
.... ... ... ... ... ... wut?
He spams all boards with this thread.

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