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Unpopular Opinion Thread Stormtrooper 12/24/2019 (Tue) 03:28:37 No.1253 [Reply] [Last]
I'll start, there is literally nothing wrong with Ewoks
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>>2384 I'm pretty sure that's what George meant by it, too.
>>1608 >Don't mess with an archeologist in a "spooky ol ruin" <An archelogist actually calling a site a "spooky ruin" Ancient History studies here: No self-respecting archaeologist uses such unscientific words unless they're posing for the camera, reading off a script for a documentary/movie, its habitually discouraged. Also >Takes down Vader without him being able to do shit or speak coherently <Old Canon has him lose his respirator to damage and still beat his opponent. This is worse than that kid who reprogrammed the ED-209 in Robocop 3 in less than 5 minutes. Lastly A) His cybernetics consist of metal prosthetics - no internet or other "hacking" applicable B) His respirator - essentially a normal hospital system (the inspiration for his iconic breathing) made super-compact and durable - no internet or hacking applicable C) His Helmet/Mask which enhanced his sensory abilities similar to the Stormtrooper helms. There is likely a computer system there that connects to his other parts but judging from what I've seen you can't really hack into it, since its not directly uplinked to anything. All in all, this dumb bitch shouldn't have been able to hack into anything. At least with Vader's suit-maker that guy had access to kill-switches and shit, but that didn't work out all too well either. His agony and sheer anger from being used like this should have given Vader, one of the most powerful Sith Lords, the will to crush her on the spot seeing how it let Darth Maul survive being bisected. I can only hope that they can redeem this by having a "got ya bitch" moment, where he reveals to have been playing along - and then kills her when she no longer is useful. Fuck me, even the Godzilla animated series from 1998 was smart enough to not have Randy hack into robotics that have no computer or internet parts in them unless he was directly plugged in.
>>1614 >that cave has something to disable the force Compare this idiocy to the fact that the comics of Lucas prequels explained that the Jedi built their temple on top of a Sith temple and it clouded their vision, helping Palpatine hide himself. THAT made a modicum of sense unlike "Super special cave from fuck knows where can turn off the force... which flows through all things and isn't just some energy that can be turned off forcibly.
>>2356 >This arc falls flat on its face when any Force user could best Luke, simply because he is the borne Übermensch with high Midichlorian levels Except, as demonstrated within the prequels, midichlorian levels are just arbitrary power-wells. How you use it, the skill you have and more importantly the intent, is what gives someone an upper hand.
>>2795 >Godzilla cartoon from 1998 I'm surprised people still remember that one. I remember when Randy was able to hack into a nuclear power plant. You can get rid of this if you think it's too distracting from the thread.

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Best star wars character 03/28/2020 (Sat) 23:04:27 No.2786 [Reply]
Who was the best Star wars character and why was it unidentified rodian with jacket?
He was a blessing.
>>2786 Because he had better written dialog then all three of disney's fanfiction combined.

Jar Jar Abrams admits movie ''still'' not complete Stormtrooper 11/26/2019 (Tue) 02:32:03 No.470 [Reply]

>Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker director J.J. Abrams is in a dash to the finish line. The final movie in the hit franchise is due out in a few weeks, yet Abrams recently revealed that the film is still undergoing edits — and his team is racing to get it done on time. So how does Abrams feel about his chances of getting the movie done in time for its Dec. 20th release?

If 70, it will be worse than TLJ
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okay paul feig
I'll do you one better. They try now?!
>kikes trying to revise history
Who would have guessed?

>hey do you get the joke
>hey do you get the joke
>hey do you get the joke yet
Behold the brilliant writing of one (((hollywood's))) favorite child predators.
>>475 If they wanted such a comment in the OT I'd imagine it like this: Luke: >I didn't know Stormtroopers could fly! Han (annoyed and sarcastic at the new development but unwilling to show his own surprise): >Of course they do... Even cheesy shit like that would be better
>>2785 All they had to do is 1.Bring Luke back (remember in TLJ robot hand vanished, easier to explain than emperor clone) 2.Have Luke fight the emperor & "Sith cultists" 3.Have marysue back him up & fight kylo 4.Have most of the movie center around Luke & sue 5.More interaction between Ren, the emperor, cultitsts/knights of ren. 6.Profit It doesn't fix the other 2 movies or the over arching problem that this trilogy is completely unnecessary but it would be passable enough to watch & enslave consumerist normies for decades.

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Stormtrooper 02/06/2020 (Thu) 20:21:01 No.2450 [Reply]
Station ready.
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Stormtrooper 11/05/2019 (Tue) 23:21:02 No.355 [Reply]
Do you shitpost on 4chan? Do you go to reddit/twatter/fagbook/other normalfag sites?
Of course you fucking don't, none of us are big enough faggots to go to those and admit it here, this dead bunker is more than sufficient for our SW shitposting needs.

But I AM a total faggot & have been hanging out on 4/tv/ lately because most alts are hilariously faggot ridden shitholes run by ACF trannies & 4chan is ironically far less faggoty than that bullshit.

Anyway, the point. I've noticed something. LOT of fucking SW threads. Not even TROS threads, just every type of general SW thread you can think of, some even calling Yidsney out for bullshit, most of which the OP sits around & constantly bumps with some numbered images from some shitposting folder.

Being the totally lifeless faggot that I am hanging around 4/tv/ & such, I hang out in a lot of these threads. In one of them, I made a shitpost about Loli Ahsoka & how hot she was, and a funny fucking thing happened: the fucking OP bumping IMMEDIATELY STOPPED and the thread got real quiet before dying to archive.

It got me thinking. These threads are all a last ditch effort from Yidsney marketers to help out TROS's box office by getting us to fucking talk about ANYTHING SW related, in the hopes some of us would lose resolve & go give them ticket money. And pointing out & talking about how sexy their canon loli padawan character is was probably the sole subject that wouldn't help TROS's box office at all, without also "hurting" their image in their minds.

I mean we can call them out on their bullshit all day & if it leaches into the normiesphere they've got a thousand ways to deflect it back on misogynist racist incel trolls, like they have been for years.

But if the normiesphere starts jumping on the sexualization of a minor age character they didn't see as a problem, who actually kind of fit into their overall stronk womerns narrative...

Save your boards. Save your threads.
Post Lolisokas & make the shills flee. It works.
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Did Ashoka ever take a bath?
>>2569 >wookies can live for up to 400 years Wait, what the fuck? How can they live that long with the trandoshans being constantly at war with them?
>>2592 That's how long they can live, hell Chewie was like 160 during ANH
>>362 Kind of surprised she would wear panties over her leggings.
>>2592 They can live that long but that doesn't mean all of them do. Just like humans can live 80+ years but those that live on a wartorn planet will probably live much shorter.

Bob Iger is out! Stormtrooper 02/25/2020 (Tue) 22:31:45 No.2634 [Reply]
http://archive.ph/wip/lRKaH He's being replaced by "Bob Chapek". All I can find is his official bio which states he was previously in charge of parks. http://archive.ph/wip/HLDpg Any info on him?
He doesn't look like a Jew, so he's already much better than (((Iger))) and (((Eisner))).
Praise be to custom search ranges! Thought Galaxy's Edge was a failure http://archive.ph/wip/DcXSQ Got sorta promoted when people got axed for Galaxy's Edge failing http://archive.ph/er3ds Responsible for spamming merch of sucessful products. https://web.archive.org/web/20180301122500/http://www.thedisneymoviereview.com/problem-bob-chapek-disney-ceo/ Also don't expect his comments on park tech to be relevent here, but the lack of stuff I'm finding on him means I'll include this anyways http://archive.ph/cFsgq
>>2634 Why is Iger staying until the end of 2021? Anyone got an idea of what he's making sure gets finished on his watch? I mean I would have figured he'd be out of the CEO seat before second quarter ended, not getting another year and a half.
>>2634 >Bob Iger is out! >smug laugh Iger will just have to laze around his mansion or one of his vacation homes and find a way to spend his vast fortune that normal people could live their entire lives on a small fraction of. Totally a win. >Bob Chapek Someone who will allow the exact same shit to happen.
>>2634 Bob Chapek is a cheapskate and he's already making some cutbacks. This will prove interesting. Hopefully Disney will get downsized. Stupid fuckers had it coming. >>2653 We know Iger will never get his comeuppance (unless he committed tax fraud or something) but the point here is that Iger going out is a sign of Disney's own destabilization and slow decay. So, Iger will sadly not get fucked, but Disney as a whole along with their reputation and that of Iger's is likely smeared forever.

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Stormtrooper 02/09/2020 (Sun) 19:12:11 No.2523 [Reply]
Was the Death Star a good idea?
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>>2544 You build a space station in a specific place for to be. Stations are places, not vehicles. There's no problem in the Death Star being able to move, but it's inherently wrong to call it a term that literally means "it doesn't move". Besides Capital Ships are already mobile bases, as they can carry entire armies just fine. If the ISS was made to fly around in space, it'd be a ship. But it isn't, since it was made to stay up there in orbit. It was built to stay there and there it will stay until called for it's decommissioned.
So if the Empires plan was to cause autistic shitfits about the definition of a space station then it exceeded all expectations.
>>2549 >while we've all been arguing they've already positioned it in orbit ready to blow up the planet fuck
>>2555 That's a funny idea for a comic, can we get a drawfag on this?

Stormtroopers Stormtrooper 02/02/2020 (Sun) 03:32:34 No.2327 [Reply] [Last]
I lost my Stormtrooper folder. I would greatly appreciate any and all Troopers that you have. All mediums are good. Thank you.
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>>2456 Got it from old /sw/, so not sure how it made it there.
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>>2458 >last one Fuck Leia.
>>2411 The artist for the first pic also does a star wars comic that they post on their artstation. The pic itself being part of a story they do the art for about the stormtroopers under Vader's command.
>>2474 Is it good?

Stormtrooper 01/17/2020 (Fri) 20:02:55 No.1900 [Reply]
So what's your favorite species /sw/? Mine are the Chiss and SsiRuu. >inb4 humanocentrist shitposting
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>>2161 Because fuck you that's why.
>>2155 >>1904 No. The artwork in the second pic is from some awful Disney guide by some guy who traces all his artwork and is just a bad artist all around. The kaleesh in the pic not only has fucked up fingers but the wrong kind of feet. He also made the pic in question by tracing someone's fanart.
>>2171 >tracing someone's fanart That seems to be a big problem in the Marvel Star wars comics nowadays.
>>2181 Marvel comics once copied 40k and they quickly learned how autistic a certain model maker was regarding copyright
>>2128 Those are called "Jews", I heard that species is now marked non-canon by Disney

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I bid you dark greetings! How far down are you? Stormtrooper 12/05/2019 (Thu) 22:36:06 No.601 [Reply]
Iceberg for Star Wars.
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>>2390 Needs dancing wookies
>>2475 I do have a few other things from Grand Master tier like the Jedi Prince series, so I wouldn't drop back to Master if the Dark Empire endnotes were brought back up, but the further up you go the thinner your completion probably is. >>604 already said RepCom as well, but with no suggested tier placement. I don't know if there's anybody out there who legit makes it to bedlam spirit level. Does anybody have the first version of this?
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>>601 I'm down to Master from Super Star Wars. Also, where would Rogue Squadron go on that list? Those games were great.
>>2495 I'd put Rogue Squadron at Knight level. Though with the "suggest a missing thing and gain a rank" bonus, you can be a Grand Master. The missing thing should be at least Knight level to qualify though. Also the idea of giving bonuses for things like this is amazingly autistic.
>>2488 (czech) >>2496 >bedlam spirits Speaking of those, do Cult and Supernatural Encounters count at their level, or lower?

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