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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.

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3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

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May the Force be with you, troopers.
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KILL ALL NIGGERS AND JEWS

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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply]
post them star wars memes
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>>3975 We don't need HEALING we need ROPE for intolerant bigots! 🤠🔫

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Stormtrooper 07/29/2020 (Wed) 21:27:57 No.3198 [Reply] [Last]
>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me. Cringe.
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>>3970 >>3971 She was uglified for TLJ. As I said at the time, she's not so bad otherwise.
>>3973 >fat ugly chink is "not bad" jfc, grow some taste
>>3976 I'm not saying she's good (in fact, the girl who got killed off early in TLJ is better), but she's better than Daisy Ridley and the admiral holdo woman (who makes me flaccid).
>>3977 literally just as bad

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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639 [Reply] [Last]
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
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>>3911 >These are two pages of characters that can be chosen in the "Guardian of the Republic CYOA" >A fan created better characters for his little picture adventure than a big writers group writing in canon.
>>3961 >someone that's a fan of [thing] put more effort into making something related to [thing] good then a kike ran megacorp that only wants to use [thing] as propaganda and milk retards' nostalgia Shocking.
>>3961 Do you have the rest of the CYOA pics?
>>3965 Check the catalog, there should still be a thread up for it. >>149 Found it.
>>3911 holup! how can the force be a threat if the force is female? 🤔

Stormtrooper 12/23/2019 (Mon) 04:48:44 No.1180 [Reply]
>get dragged to see the last nu-wars movie by family >it's shit even in the opening crawl, but at least something is happening >you can almost see JJ trying to salvage what little he can from the last two movies >palps is fucking davros >he's got a fish tank full of defective not-sidiouses >some idiot behind me is making it his duty to laugh at every fucking worthless quip and clap at the focus group-approved moments >soyboys are fucking real I should have stayed home. How was your day, /sw/? and go ahead, repost this cuckchan you disgusting crossposters- I can't fucking stop you
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>>1312 I cannot believe the pacing of these films. they skip so much it hurts me physically not knowing how they go form one place to the other so quickly.
>>1413 > to make sure I was half asleep. That's about the only way I can think of to be able to tolerate the trainwreck. The movie simply falls apart the moment you stop for 5 minutes to think wait, that doesn't make any sense why woul- "who cares we're off to the next scene mystery boxes and soulless nostalgia amirite!" >Wife liked it though so that's good. In the sense that she got to spend time with you, I hope. Because the movie actually has an awful moral (nothing is impossible if you are female, everything should be instantly given or near intantly mastered because, force is female you Sithlord!) that tries to pass itself as muh female empowerment when the Marey Sue spectacle wears off.
Did anyone else watch this thing and feel hideously exhausted by the end?
>>1180 fucking awful my life went to shit after that horrible forsaken bitch rey made what star war is now, a complete extremist propaganda it's not even sjw even more, it's fucking feminist diversity extremism
>>3928 That is what happens when you sell an IP to white slavers.

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Count Dooku speaks to Luke Skywalker Stormtrooper 11/18/2020 (Wed) 16:54:32 No.3766 [Reply]
Hello /sw/ over a year ago I posted my first version of this video. I got some feedback on editing the video differently and I did that. I was going to post it after I finished it, but then the board went down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-lBbosbIw0 Here is my video. Thoughts? Do you like it?
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In which case, what inspired this?
>>3852 Sith ghosts aren't the same as jedi ghosts. Jedi ghosts are basically an ascension into omnipresence, near-omniscience and absolute freedom for all eternity in both the living world and realm of the Force. A sith ghost is more like a traditional ghost. They are bound to one place in the realm of the living, have little control over their existence, may not even get to have a visible form, and unlike other souls, a Sith's spirit is doomed to decay and complete destruction within Illathurion unless they abandon their materialistic ways and seek to restore their own balance. Best thing they can do is posses victims temporarily unless they mastered the transfer essence technique.
>>3852 Dooku was a jedi once, but its just a random edit anyways. If Anakin could become a force ghost I dont see why Dooku cant.
>>3904 Anakin repented and basically gave his life in a selfless act. Dooku was just feeling betrayed, all the way down with the Dark Side "Treachery is the way of the Sith" were his final toughts.
>>3905 I always thought it was a great irony that Darth Vader was redeemed by killing his master, which is usually the most Sithly of acts. it's the motives and self-sacrifice that made all the difference, as you said.

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Separatist Canon: Writefaggotry Thread Stormtrooper 04/08/2020 (Wed) 07:58:23 No.2828 [Reply]
Welcome to the Sep Canon writefaggotry thread, here is where writers can go to contribute to the continuation to the old Expanded Universe. You can write, share, and check continuity in this thread. >What is Separatist Canon? Separatist Canon is an attempt by anons of this board to continue the Expanded Universe that was unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) aborted by (((Disney))). As the torch has been handed to us as fans, we must abide by the the rules that the likes of Zahn, Luceno, Stover, and Reeves used to keep Star Wars alive during it's lull between the OT and PT. Thus we must establish ground rules so that we can hold ourselves to our predecessor's standards of quality. >Rule 1 - Don't contradict G-canon. The Saga is the base of this entire enterprise, and it is ultimately at the heart of everything we do. >Rule 2 - Work together to connect our stories together and keep our facts straight. The main strength of the Expanded Universe was its inter-connectivity and the collaboration behind many of it's writers to not just write stories but expand on the vision of a galaxy far, far away that George Lucas envisioned for us on the silver screen. Obscure references, loose ends, and the occasional retcon make our stories better and close to what was published before the Dark Times. >Rule 3 - No Disneyshit allowed. The very idea behind Separatist Canon is that we reject everything Disney has done to Star Wars, and what other people like Dave Filoni have done to the timeline. Therefore TCW (the 2008 series), all of it's tie-in material, and anything Disney has published since the buyout (yes this includes Tarkin and Marvel 108).
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>>3856 Oh god the Ecathoms, I suppose I should work on them some more and post what I have shared then. I originally realized that an ion based anti-starfighter frigate would work wonders for anti-piracy as a non-lethal alternative to simply blasting every smuggler or blockade runner there was. I also then realized just how skilled the gunners on the Devastator were as to not accidently blow up the Tantive IV and how bad that could have been if they had. In response to this, I studied how the stetting lays out ship statistics and what would be a realistic design within the setting. The end result was what I dubbed the Pilum class Frigate, a 310 meter long frigate, with a large array of ion weapons and a fighter compliment. Having done this, I then set about writing what originally suppose to be some background fluff, but owing to copious amount of alcohol and autism, ended up becoming not just an entire species, a but a small stellar empire comparable in size to the Hapes Consortium. I ended up deciding to make them as associated with ion weaponry as the Mon Calamari are for shielding technology. Searching for some inspiration, I eventually settled on making a moth humanoid species, taking the scientific name for the Imperial Moth, Eacles Imperialis, and mixing it up until I was happy. taking a bit of a wild swing here, I ended up creating a history of them spanning from the times of the Rakatan Infinite Empire all the way to the aftermath of the Yuzhan Vong War. I also found a good spot in the galaxy to put them where they would be out of the way and not drastically affect the setting in such a way where they would cause any radical changes, Putting them Galactic Northwest of Coruscant, directly south of the Redoubt. Would /sw/ mind if I sperged on them here for the anons here to judge if they should be in this separatist canon? I realize that they are a tad bit out there in comparison to the rest of the more grounded creations here, but I feel as if they could fit regardless.
>>3862 Well,i personally have no problem with that..still who am i to decide. >>3102 Anon makes good points for the exile to be male and i too have always considered that to be the "cannon" of SWKOTR >>2828 I think there are some stuff from the 2008 series we can savage and considerer cannon, atleast most stuff prior to season seven that is. Just because the Mouse stole it, dosent mean we shouldnt be able to use it ourselves.
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>>2829 Ah the Sun Guard, one of my favorit "mercenary" militia faction in all of SW, sad that there isnt a lot of stuff for them. Still, i wonder how most of the star wars prequels would have played out if they went with the sun guard as the template for the GAR...
>>3864 >Ah the Sun Guard, one of my favorit "mercenary" militia faction in all of SW, sad that there isnt a lot of stuff for them. The Sun Guard and Jensaari deserved more love tbh
>>3862 I'd love to hear about them. No sense in making something if you don't share it, right?

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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554 [Reply] [Last]
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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>>3884 >a woman fist fighting a man in full body armor to a draw is reasonable
>>3885 SpecForce is SpecForce.
>>3885 Now she's thicc so she probably sits on his face and he doesn't fight back.
>>3889 Would you? First woman I've seen for awhile out of that company that wasn't either a twig or a walrus.
>>3887 >being specforce somehow means you can punch metal armor with your bare hands and do more damage to the person in the armor then yourself

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>3868 Yes, even if it's just background material. It would help the troopers who can write better make a story of it. Think Enemy at the Door meets Victorian boys' adventures. >>3870 What can I say, Mongols tend to fuck established things over when they show up. Better than endless IR capers.
>>3871 >What can I say, Mongols tend to fuck established things over when they show up. Better than endless IR capers. I see your point, but if something like the Vong invasion had to happen, it should've been in the distant past, not shortly after the OT. also, it's entirely possible to break new storytelling ground without dropping a nuke on the universe. it's a bad idea, especially when it subverts the OT.
>>3872 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcZ9kQ1h-ZY >subvert Nonsense! From day one, the EU has been a showcase of just how messy the Galaxy can and will be outside the heroic epic of the movies. Hell, after Return of the Jedi, they had to deal with an extra-galactic invasion on top of the vigorous Imperial Remnant. Why, in the supplementary materials, Sate Pestage had that celebrating mob on Coruscant gunned down by Stormtroopers to the last. Just because one great evil is triumphed over, does not mean another great evil cannot rise from another quarter. The story does not end.
>>3873 of course, the Galaxy is a messy place, and there's no need for the story to end. however, we can do that without plowing a freight train of spiky rape into the story and setting. the OT, as seen in theaters in the 70s and 80s, is the pinnacle of Star Wars. while much can be added to this, the central narrative must not be subverted. if the Yuuzhan Vong invasion happens, that gives the OT a bad ending. you see, if the Empire had won, they'd be well equipped to fight off the Vong. Imperial Star Destroyers, AT vehicles, and legions of troopers would give them serious trouble, and a working Death Star or two would annihilate their worldships. the only way the Vong could cause so much death and destruction is if the Galaxy is seriously weakened and divided by a successful Rebellion decapitating the Empire's top leadership (ie Endor). of course, no one knew this would happen, but the fact remains, if the Vong invade, the Galaxy would be much better off under an Imperial victory. that does indeed subvert the OT, which I cannot accept. there's other problems too, such as the fact that the Yuuzhan Vong are immune to the Force, yet they use biotech, and the Force flows through all living things. and there's a thematic clash -- the Vong are essentially the Hostile Alien Invasion trope, yet the Galaxy is full of alien species, so they come from another galaxy. it just doesn't fit, they belong in WH40K as I said. the only ways I'd accept the Yuuzhan Vong is if 1. they were nerfed and turned into a dangerous species somewhere on the Outer Rim, or 2. their invasion happened centuries or millennia BBY. you could even combine these, by having the invasion happen long ago, with a surviving remnant on some distant planet(s).
Are there any fans who are pro-Jedi (or at least prefer them over the Sith) but pro-Empire, or pro-Sith but pro-Rebellion (probably the rarest)? If so, where?

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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687 [Reply]
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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>>1797 >the asian face skins >best girl is the worst possible femoid in every way >freeing vette and fighting your own empire I didn't expect taste this shit here.
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>>1687 Literally TPM Padmé from the concept art, but blue. Has Dave ever had a single original thought in his entire life?
>>3799 No. Even in the new episode of the Mandalorian, a lot of the designs he used there were taken from unused concept art by McQuarrie and from the prequels.
Pick your clank.
>>3861 I approve of this. >t. /clank/ sorry I have no /SW/ robowaifus. :(

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