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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.


• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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Claim your waifu Stormtrooper 01/08/2020 (Wed) 21:57:48 No.1687 [Reply]
Claim your star wars waifu. For me, its the blue one.
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>>3799 No. Even in the new episode of the Mandalorian, a lot of the designs he used there were taken from unused concept art by McQuarrie and from the prequels.
Pick your clank.
>>3861 I approve of this. >t. /clank/ sorry I have no /SW/ robowaifus. :(
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>>1816 >My Life for Yours. Not just that soft voice that caresses you and sounds broken but still has inner fire, not just as searching for you to teach her the ways of the Force, not just meditating together and viewing each other whole through the Force. No, Visas is good because she's a good example of how the Light Side can heal a person and how they can move on by letting go of the hate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9hnxeJR1hQ

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Stormtrooper 02/22/2020 (Sat) 17:14:28 No.2607 [Reply] [Last]
So the new episode of Filoni's Clone Wars cartoon came out. I implore you to watch it here rather than pay for that crap on Disney+ http://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Star-Wars-The-Clone-Wars-Season-7/Episode-1?id=96113&s=beta&pfail=1
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>>4444 >Also, whatever happened to deserter clone's inhibitor chip? Did he manage to remove it? Did Rex lobotomize him when he came to visit? Apparently he still has it, he just never received the command because he's been living out in the Outer Rim with no military transmissions available. Yes, I know that's not how it should work and only defeats the point of the Jedi being spread out at the time the order was sent, but it's the only explanation available.
>>4445 So he can be activated any time. It would have been a good twist in the latest episode, if Filoni had balls and this was not kiddie shit.
>>4444 >It didn't activate because he never had a little Palpatine hologram tell him to execute order 66? Pretty much. This only makes the whole plan seem pretty convoluted because it implies Sidious had to personally call each clone commander individually for the procedure to be activated, since RoTS doesn't show the deaths happening simultaneously and has Sidious adressing Cody by name. You would think he would have a designated button that could send a signal to the entire army or something. >>4446 >So he can be activated any time. Yah, which means Cut is at the risk of entering murder clone mode if anyone captures him or even utters the words "Order 66" at his face, but he could manage to resist it just like Rex. Could be interesting, but I doubt they will go down that path.
>>4442 Toys. It worked with The Star Wars Clone Wars, were everybody didn't mind the lore rape. It worked for the Mandalorian when the normalniggers were thirsty for "good" star wars and baby yoda sold like hotcakes. >>4441 >They are not even his children >He married used goods AYYY! >>4445 Isn't the whole "chip in the head" an ass pull from the Clone wars cartoon? The clones are 100% loyal to the republic and when they received Order 66 they did it, except for the advance clones.
>>4449 The whole chip thing was such a fuck up. Before this shitty explanation, clones were just brainwashed into obeying orders, no matter what. This made the whole thing scary and tragic. The clones were just organic automatons, not good guys, or bad guys, just neutral tools. Betrayal was in their nature. In this context, some clones refusing to carry out the order makes more sense, as they managed to bypass the braineashing through their sheer will. Now, all clones are actually good guys, forced to do atrocities against their will. So the supposed good guys are now massacring a bunch of good guys. I guess this is tragic in its own way, but it is downplayed. Also, nobody bothered to look for a way to disable the chips en masse, even though the existance of the chips is no secret, plus they were known to be dodgy by a handful of people. Disobeying clones are also harder to explain.

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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927 [Reply]
post them star wars memes
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Enjoy, you know what to do.
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Person wearing Chewbacca costume wanted in New Orleans in stabbing incident https://archive.md/RplKb https://inv.skyn3t.in/watch?v=tRJIv7Yc0p4

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Stormtrooper 05/09/2021 (Sun) 00:47:44 No.4431 [Reply]
Hey Star Wars fags. i just designed a blaster that can easily kill lightsaber wielders. By shooting three lasers in a triangle pattern all at once, the lightsaber will only be able to block at most two of the projectiles at once, meaning the third one will always hit.
>>4431 What if he just ducks

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Stormtrooper 03/06/2020 (Fri) 20:21:17 No.2702 [Reply]
Was Darth Krayt or Darth Bane right in regards to the future of the Sith? Darth Bane believed that the Sith were too traitorous and too many of them would always lead to conflict, however Krayt believed that uniting them all under one master would ensure stability. And then there's Palpatine's crazy Rule of One... So who was in the right?
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Bane was in the right. You limit the Sith, you limit infighting. The Rule of One was stupid because you were just giving space to pretenders. Krayt had Wyrlokk, Maladi and Nihl as potential threats. There was a limit to indoctrination, to the point of Krayt himself creating later mindless soldiers bound to his will as a new fighting force.
>>2702 Rule of one isn't so crazy in practice. For most intents and purposes the various technically non-Sith Darkside users under his command(Dark Jedi, Darksiders, Inquisitors, Emperor's Hands) practically fill the same role other Sith Lords and Apprentices would under a more traditional Sith Empire. He simply limits their effectiveness by restricting how much they know keeping the majority of Sith lore from them to minimize their potential to rival him or his "true" apprentice Vader. It seems silly the way he doesn't call them Sith whatever as any previous Sith Emperor would have, but keeping them from thinking of themselves as true rivals to him or Vader also makes psychological sense.
>And then there's Palpatine's crazy Rule of One... Which was very stupid since it relied in a supply of clones/bodies/hosts to keep moving around. Didn't work for Vitiate, didn't work for him. You throw some bantha piss in the cloning tanks/possession process and fuck up with all the genetic code of clones/disrupt the possession of hosts
Letting the Sith just grow unchecked is inevitably going to have them turn on each other at some point but I'd argue it's a necessary part of the Sith life cycle. The massive pool of Sith will eventually be whittled down to one powerful Sith lord, while the rule of two could lead to the Sith declining over time. Also semi-related but Darth Sidious was stupid to conceal himself as a Sith. He should have revealed himself as one (even if not to the masses) so that the military would be strengthened through a Sith cult. Good way to bolster battlefield morale is have Sith warriors on the field and fighting alongside the standard troops. Look at it from a stormtrooper's point of view - the enemy may be decently armed rebels but you've got fucking space wizards running alongside you. Doesn't matter that in the grand scheme of things said space wizards aren't very powerful at all on the Sith scale because they are still obviously more powerful than your average human.

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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>>4401 >>4402 You know turning storm troopers into women would completely explain why they're so useless in combat.
>>4405 >empire only employ women to pay lower wages >it gets expensive in the long wrong >rebels do their very best on: >Not destroying TIE Fighters, since killing woman is unbecoming for men >Stopping their on troops switching sides Would watch that movie.

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Stormtrooper 04/01/2021 (Thu) 00:38:18 No.4312 [Reply]
So is that project to create a mouse turd free, Old EU only alternative to Wookipedia dead? And if so, why?
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>>4384 >WookieeProject: Pride is a WookieeProject dedicated to improving our in-universe articles about Canon and Legends characters who are LGBTQIA+, and out-of-universe articles about LGBTQIA+ Star Wars contributors, such as artists and actors. >Wookieepedians who wish to participate do not have to identify as LGBTQIA+; outing yourself is not required to participate. However, we do request that you already support and have knowledge regarding LGBTQIA+ rights and representation. This is for the safety and comfort of those involved, and because it is the basis of this project. We encourage those who are comfortable doing so to state your pronouns, both to prevent misgendering and to help foster an environment where others feel safe to share. >The official song of this WookieeProject is "Ewok Celebration" (Yub Nub!). Feel free to watch and dance along. the absolute state more than ever, we need an un-pozzed Wookiepedia.
>>4385 >more than ever, we need an un-pozzed Wookiepedia. More than ever. BTW, it's only going to get worse from here out.
>>4385 What the fuck?
>>4389 >celebrate the love! >except in china we can't show that shit in china
>>4385 >>4389 What unholy cringe. >>4385 >>4386 >more than ever, we need an un-pozzed Wookiepedia. This is the closest thing we got http://swholonet.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page

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Stormtrooper 10/03/2019 (Thu) 02:15:58 No.42 [Reply] [Last]
What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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Oh, honorable mentions. The Norse are also gonna get their time in the sun, ship people that stole everyone else's stuff and took slaves? Rings a certain bell. Also, the norse were deeply autistic about manhood and personal honor, honor meaning reputation as a slugger that takes no insult (Njalsaga is all about this topic, mostly about the drawbacks of such a society) and the Sith also are like this, only where the norse would get bumped by their neighbor, forget about it until their wife nagged them about it, sigh, and then go bury an axe in their neighbor's head (or just accept his apology) the Sith have long memories and actively refuse to forget slights against them. I'll also be referencing a number of sagas here and there, like Hrolfr Kraki's story, and Siegfried and the other Volsungs may have their moments ripped off too.
>the dark jedi were COLONIZING spanish I never rlly thought of it that way, always thought the sith were supposed to be ancient egyptions manly but (you) connecting all of their culture to other conquering groups is pretty cool actually and makes a lot of sense when I think about it.
>>4399 Auuugh starting to see the sith connection to aztecs as I remember naga sadows yavin temples.
>>4399 >>4400 Thanks boss man no suit no tie, more to come
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I fucking love NABOO Stormtrooper 03/25/2021 (Thu) 10:47:20 No.4283 [Reply]
I love it so much in fact that I had to buy an old Xbox to play the shitty Obi wan game, and now I've finally managed to get pic related to work on Win10 and it's pretty entertaining and comfy. What are some good Naboo content, bros?
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>>4293 mmm I don't think it's even possible for now, but yeah maybe with the simpler models of Battle for naboo or original Battlefront. You know, a comfy Naboo rpg playing like in the TPM game.
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>>4294 >I don't think it's even possible for now I don't know about the whole map, but there is frosty that rips models from the game. https://frostytoolsuite.com/downloads.html There are a few forums that dedicate time ripping models.
>>4283 This download contain a bunch of stuff from Naboo from Battlefront II 2017 drive.google.com/file/d/1bI_BdfN9jKDOLp4XJ4DZ09aLdPPeAFY0/view
LEGO Star Wars allows you to wander Naboo
Galactic Battlegrounds has everything from infantry to siege artillery and watercraft.

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