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Stormtrooper 02/22/2020 (Sat) 17:14:28 No.2607
So the new episode of Filoni's Clone Wars cartoon came out. I implore you to watch it here rather than pay for that crap on Disney+ http://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Star-Wars-The-Clone-Wars-Season-7/Episode-1?id=96113&s=beta&pfail=1
They caught the filthy xenon terrorists red handed and they are going to be sent to jail. The clone trooper protest that sending a kid to jail is bad, wait... aren't all clones evil because of the Evil Inhibitor Chip? Feloni can't you do anything right?
The General that doesn't have control over his females decide to assault the Imperial convoy were his daughter is. The same General that was pushing for peace and cooperation with the Empire. What the fuck? The convoy is transporting the terrorists, along side with the Imperial and the senator. What the fuck? A female Twi'lek jumps on top of the HAVw A6 Juggernaut gets near the hatch, looks around because reasons and then open the hatchs... because it wasn't lock. What the fuck? Then the Imperial assassinates the Fat twi'lek What the fuck? This whole fucking episode is about the twi'leks bitching about the Empire doing something bad without a lick of proof, and without any motive, they buy weapons from smugglers making the Empire arrest their asses. The General that was doing everything possible to keep the peace they fought so hard to get, he attacks the Empire at the drop of the hat, instead of making a "Devil's Deal" with them for his daughter life. And what is worse, is that the Imperial kills the fat senator, that was on the Empire side, because he wanted to blame the General for it? The same General that was playing ball all along? What the fuck?
>>4730 This show is a huge disappointment for me, this is not a sequel to TCW but a prequel to Rebels. How come young Hera has the typical Ryloth accent but not Rebels' Hera?
>>4734 I guess is possible to lose the accent.
>>4701 We are talking about a show which explicitly argues on how the value of preservering one's moral integrity and traditions is above the aim of survival, while also idiolizing a woman whose entire character is defined by betraying her culture out of spite and is even wildly implied to having commited genocide againts her own people. The truth to be told here is that the series was never in favor of that one thesis and only really wanted to preach about the superiority of pacifist ideals, but of course adhering to that would mean throwing hundreds of alien species and cultures under the bus in-universe, so in the end you get a half-assed message with Poe's Law tier pacifism and terrible characterization. And that's just the tip of the iceberg concerning how cowardly and inconsistent TCW is at handling its own themes. Remember when a terrorist with a remote controlled bomb was about to blow up a ship full of civilians and military members alike, and when Anakin killed him he was made out to be the one in the wrong, with Imperial March music and everything, while the terrorist was adressed as an unarmed individual? Remember when Anakin (former slave) had to pretend to be a slaver for an entire arc spent on analyzing his trauma surrounding his childhood, and how Obi Wan and Ahsoka (fake slave) had their feelings made the highlight of the episode over Rex’s (actual slave), who was there the whole time and never got to say anything? Remember when the series faked Asajj Ventress' entire redemption arc over having her sympathise with the captured girl who had been separated from her family, when the real reason she didn't comply to the original plan of delivering the kid to her commissioner was because she realised she could obtain an even bigger bounty, while Boba, a fucking child still going through having lost his father, gets shat on constantly and is never given the opportunity to sympathise with the girl the same way Ventress is? Remember that one fucking episode literally title “Heroes on Both Sides”, which portrayed an upper-class senator with clean hands living on a luxurious planet far away from her crippling home, who had never been on a battlefield, as a sympathetic figure suffering because of the war, but not one second of empathy or humanity for the Umbarans being invaded and dying on the field at the hands of the Republic army?   This is what I mean when I say TCW is pretentious, morally-confused dogshit.
>>4735 You people are still pretending this shit has continuity?
>>4740 >Remember when the series faked Asajj Ventress' entire redemption arc over having her sympathise with the captured girl who had been separated from her family, when the real reason she didn't comply to the original plan of delivering the kid to her commissioner was because she realised she could obtain an even bigger bounty, while Boba, a fucking child still going through having lost his father, gets shat on constantly and is never given the opportunity to sympathise with the girl the same way Ventress is? Never realized how bad this was till now
>>4740 >while also idiolizing a woman whose entire character is defined by betraying her culture out of spite and is even wildly implied to having commited genocide againts her own people. Who was that? I do remember when Anakin surrendered to a CIS General and when the general accept his surrender, he used the damaged Venator-class destroyer to ram against a Lucrehulk-class battleship. It was the scummiest shit I have seen him do. Obi-wan did the same thing, he surrendered and made some CIS General lose time trying to get to terms. This are suppose to be the good guys. >Rex’s (actual slave), who was there the whole time and never got to say anything? Rex is a clone and they don't matter. Shitposting aside, I don't think the writers even understand the Clones, let alone see them as slaves. I did like that arc, didn't feel that Ahsoka and Obi wan stole the spotlight from Anakin, but it was a long time ago so I may be remembering wrong, to bad about the Zygerrian she was cute. >is never given the opportunity to sympathise with the girl I hated that, he of all people would had helped and I would even dare to say for free, it got worse when he was used as a rape joke at the end.
>>4741 To be fair, Hera did use the Ryloth accent when she was pretending to be the cleaning girl in her own house where the Empire set up shop there.
>Giving Twi'leks french accents It was stupid in TCW and its still stupid now.
>>4733 Wait, so Orn Free Taa is dead in Disney now? Hope that means more continuity errors for their shit
>xenon Is this some meme I'm not aware of, or does this anon just not know what words he's using?
>>4758 >so Orn Free Taa is dead in Disney now? Getting shot on the head provoke that, anon. >>4762 A minor typo.
>>4764 >A minor typo. One he made eleven times?
>>4766 Please no bully.
>>4764 I ask because getting shot in the head seems to me nothing with Disney since the gay blue bounty hunter apparently survived getting shot in the head and when Orn got shot in the head they called it an 'attempted assassination'. >>4609
>>4768 Well, bane fight with boba never got released. I do find it weird that they called it an 'attempted assassination', maybe the Imperial is not that bad, because he doesn't make fake accusations against the cuck General, -because of the #metoo era- I guess they will say he died of a heart attack and throw the body into a heat-storm as a sign of respect.
>>4749 >Who was that? Satine, I'm talking about Satine. And referencing the whole bussiness on Concordia, what's with exiling all the warriors to the moon and saying most of them perished in a matter of 20 years? Of course this is just thrown out very casually as part of Satine's backstory and is never brought up again outside of the insertion of Death Watch (mind you, a group that is established to be an extreme even within the "old Mandalorians), but is still very jarring considering what the writers wanted her character to be. >I did like that arc, didn't feel that Ahsoka and Obi wan stole the spotlight from Anakin My complaint is more about the lack of itervention from Rex in the arc, but otherwise I don't think it's one worst offenders when it comes to the "heavy " Clone Wars arcs. There's a reason why most only remember it for the alien designs and seeing Ahsoka in slave attire, though. Otherwise, I completely agree that these writers never truly understood the clones even if there was some interest in exploring their situation. >it got worse when he was used as a rape joke at the end. Notice how almost every episode Katie "“yeah, it’s this female utopia where the males of the species are all slaves!”" Lucas got to write has some form of implied sexual abuse of men. She practically made the Nightsister society into being an extremely ruthless matriarchy. Talk about barely-disguised fetishes. But jokes aside, it's almost impressive how they turned Ventress into a totally unlikable cunt. Even when her entire clan was getting massacred and the story desperately wanted us to root for her I didn't have a shred of sympathy because 90% of her writing had "author's pet" written all over it.
>>4777 >Satine Oh, that woman, I tried to purge all memory of the Clone Wars mandalorians, at least the girls were cute. >She practically made the Nightsister society into being an extremely ruthless matriarchy. Before knowing anything about the lore raping, that faction was the one that I hated the most and I'm glad that the clanckers purged them, and even double glad when fucking Jar Jar Binks purged the leader. I guess a writer didn't like the whole Nightsister lore rape.
>>4772 lol wut? Heat storms aren't even part of Disney shit. The brightlands don't even exist anymore. And Bane's model has a fucking steel plate in his head. This whole thing is just retarded and stop pretending Filoni and his crew gives a shit about the EU.
>>4777 Katie Lucas should've just stayed at Baskin Robbins getting fatter.
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A 2 episode arc? I can't fucking wait! I love how the cheating wife MUST outshine everyone in the scene. So let me get this straight, the Imperial master plan was to frame the cuck General for something, get him arrested and later arrest all his sympathizers? Which could mean all the fucking population, since everyone and their mother were fighting the clanckers? And again, the clone is not acting evil, WHY? The scene with the Gonk droid! The clone is not evil, because he was in a... bad batch Chopper is casually going around in broad daylight without getting caught. Hera is planning to send a transmission please select the following options: A) Call Cid and ask for help, it is logical since she spent more time with the bull than her own father, so she could find a way to contact Cid B) Contact Rex, because he was fighting in Ryloth, right? I don't know C) Contact the Bad batch directly, how you ask? Well, because Omega gave her their phone number If you picked A or let alone B, then you will never be hired by Disney to write stories, the answer is clearly C! It is logical that Omega would give their com channel to a total stranger that she meant for the first time. What would Hunter do if his pseudo daughter wants to and help a total stranger she only meant for a few minutes? A) Say no B) Scold Omega for giving the com channel to a total stranger and tell her if the loli twi'lek wants to contract them, she needs to talk to Cid first C) Good soldiers follow orders™ Soldiers put themselves on the line every time someone is in trouble
The land on the planet with no problem and they even disembark without a care in the world, because this is totally not a trap, guys. You know what baffles me? The Viper droid is up on the sky and hunter, somehow manage to climb all the way up, kill the bugger with one hit and the damn thing doesn't explode. I'm amazed that they are painting the good guys as din du noffing, even if they did everything wrong and they deserve everything they get. The element of surprise is gone, what would you do? A) Leave, because risking your brothers and your pseudo-daughter lives is a price you are not willing to pay just to save some strangers B) Adopt the soon to be Twi'lek orphan and get the fuck out of the planet, because that is what you think her parents would want for her even thought her mother as OK with her spying the Empire without any reason C) Let Omega and Twi'lek loli to come up with a plan and follow it >"She's trying to save her family, Hunter. I'd do the same for you" So she would ask for help from total strangers and tell them to risk their lives to save other total strangers?
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The Imperial is going to arrest everyone, because reasons peace has a price, even though the planet was peaceful at the end of the war except from a few faggots that were bitching about the Empire doing something EVIL in the planet. Remember that part? That they were trying to find evidence of the Empire being evil? Soon everything will be reveal! I bet the Empire have women and children working in the mines while being whipped by Humans, just you wait! The not-so-evil clone tries to convince the dysfunctional Twi'lek family to give the location of their child, wait a minute, Feloni are you trying to pull a fast one on me? Is the not-so-evil clone tricking them to give the location of their daughter? Nah, you don't have the balls for that or the gray matter. Anyway, the special clones are going to follow a plan made by two kids, absolutely nothing bad is going to happen and everything will be fine. They are going to send the kids with a droid to disable some turrets... I can't do this anymore, this shit is taking a toll on me.
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And it ends, what did I learn? That the Empire did nothing wrong and didn't deserve the hate from some Twi'leks, and everyone is a fucking retard.
>>2721 Does it even qualify as a proper time loop? In causal loops the result achieved from time-travelling is what causes it to take place in the first place. Ahsoka didn't contact Ezra two years into the future with the purpose of finding the nexus and saving her, and because there's no concrete evidence of her being alive before the fact no one takes it as anything other than regular use of timetravel with split time-lines. But honestly, the circumstances here remain to be completely irrelevant. If the message of the episode was that death cannot be cheated, it should have applied to Ahsoka as well, not just Kanan and Ezra's parents.
>>4828 >that death cannot be cheated, it should have applied to Ahsoka as well, not just Kanan and Ezra's parents. >Ahsoka staying dead Do you really think that Feloni would let his stolen idea die in rebels?
>>4830 If anything, the man just loves to recycle endlessly without rhyme or reason.
Its that time of the week, are you ready for your dose of cancer? We start with the team bitching about Cid leaving out key details of their mission, once again is played as a joke, even thought its putting them and Omega in danger, and also if they fail the mission Cid would lose credits or worse make the client angry at her. Cid got kick out of her own office, showing how little power she really has. The gang thinks about working him, because maybe he will actually share all the important details to have a successful mission, but they decide to go to the wild space since getting away from all shit is better than staying so close to the Empire and the longnecks. And Omega says the most retarded thing, she wants to help Cid, a female that is huge cunt with them. Cid meets up with them in their ship and tells the gang to help her while threatening with selling out Omega. What would a responsible father figure do? A) "Agree" to help her, then keep Omega out of it while you take Cid to space and toss her to the nearest blackhole and leave the system with your gang and a clueless Omega. B) Decline the offer and threaten her back by saying that you would "deal" with her if something every happens to Omega C) Listen and believe womyn! Of course is "C", is time to help Cid when she is in trouble, just like when she helped them with accumulating debt, turning them into slaves and sending them to missions that are more dangerous that they think! So the plan is to steal drugs that horny is selling to the Pykes, because nothing wrong could happen when stealing from the space Narcos.
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>"No one can know we're involved." Remember this dialog. And once again Cid doesn't share critical information about the mission. Wrecker drops a flashlight and it doesn't wake up the hive, remember this detail. So the plan to distract horny is by stealing his precious pet, to do that, they send two retards, instead of sending Omega, why her you ask? Because she would be able to take and control the animal better than those two filthy xenos.
All hell brakes lose and the bugs are afraid of the light, a flashlight falling into their nest didn't trigger an attack, because fuck you only noise can do that and for some strange reason the bugs are stealing the spice. The filthy xeno duo tell horny that it was Cid that stole the spice, then the SpaceNarcos come into play, instead of saying that Cid stole the spice and he is going to get it, he does something retarded and all his guards die of a heart attack at the same time. The gang and Cid walk into the bar as if nothing happen and ignore the guards that died of a heart attack. Then the most retarded thing happens, they didn't wait for the spaceNarcos to take horny out of the bar, they walk at them and horny says that the special clones stole the drugs. What the fuck? And the retardeness doesn't stop there, Cid even gets mad at Hunter because he says that they know where the drugs are, what the fuck is she thinking? Does she think she can still get the drugs NOW for herself? Even thought the spaceNarcos are going to kill them, because they are acting dumb about the drugs? This fucking show finds ways to be retarded, that shouldn't be possible.
And the torment ends, see you next time!
>>4749 >I don't think the writers even understand the Clones, let alone see them as slaves Sadly I feel this is the ultimate truth. Even more dissapointing when virtually everyone has been selling TCW as "the show that made the clones into real characters" for years, then you realize episodes like those with Slick and Cut that explored the clones' status openly were the exception rather than the rule.
So the old lizard suddenly really loves the kid? When did that happen?
>>4903 That is a Mary Sue power.
It pisses me off that they bring the money problem when they gave the tactical droid head to the niggers because it was the right thing to do. And it annoys me that they can ditch any mission without consequences. The Empire has cancelled all the contracts, I got to ask, how did the Empire dealt with the Kaminoans en the Expanded Universe? I do remember the Kaminoans started a rebellion against the Empire by pumping clones and the 501th troops kicked their asses, when I played the Battlefield games.
So much for putting his squad + Omega lives on top of everything else. Also, commando clones are back, will (((they))) do them justice? No.
This is the only thing they are good at, action scenes, I guess they fired to many writers.
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And it ends in a cliffhanger, because this episode wasn't part of an story arc. Sadly the suffering will continue to Season 2. Also, don't trust females, EVER.
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I hope to God is the last season.
>>5004 These morons just announced season 2
>>5023 I know, and I hope that season 2 is the last one.
I think this is the last episode or something, anyway here we go. >Super Secret passage way that NOBODY knows about, even thought the CIS and Republic fight undersea in The Clone Wars show. >Landing platform is at sea level, even thought everything is built high enough to avoid the fucking waves. >Everything gets hand-waved with a few shitty dialogs to explain everything
>Special clones going full retard >Omega hatching out a plane I want this shit to end.
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Crosshair drops some hard trues on Hunter ass, having a little girl tagging along a bunch of retarded military special clones is wrong. Holy shit Omega did something wrong! SEE she is not a mary sue! And everybody dies! Except for one member of the diverse and inclusive team, can you guess which womyn survived? The nigger or chink?
Continue the Filoni bootlicking here goys: https://anon.cafe/sw/res/2607.html#q5023
>>2613 Ashoka doesnt even fit into the six star wars movies. Anakin being happy in episode three doesnt make any sense if clone wars season 7 is canon. Anakin in the movies and Anakin in TCW dont sound the same, dont look the same, dont act the same. They got Obi Wan wrong as well, but Anakin was completely changed.

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