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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
>>4265 >free comicbook day Not even with rented eyes.
>>4269 >Not even with rented eyes. /throd.
>>4267 >The conception of Warhammer as a non-satirical "right wing" product wasn´t until recently with the 2016 election crap. What? It became associated with politics because of that, sure, but it was obviously taking itself more seriously well before that, because irony is novel and novelties can't sell forever, and I figure people just liked the setting.
>>4265 This is Warhammer Adventures all over again.
Do you think the High republic shills on plebchan are actual shills or just bait shitposters?
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Hello Star Wars™ fans! Here is a little guide to keep you all up to speed with the story so far!
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Also meet some of the artist behind the High Republic™!
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They can't fucking help themselves.
>>4307 >They are trannies They got their dicks cut by a lightsaber?
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>>4307 >Execute Order 41
>>4307 >#menindressesday How can they be trannies if they're "non-binary?" Being a tranny means you identify as the gender you aren't, but being "non-binary" means you don't identify as either right?
>>4311 Stop trying to make sense of the logic behind the mentally ill. It's just pointless.
>>4311 They identify by not identifying.
>>4311 trannies pretend to be the opposite sex, while 'non-binary' is for trannies so delusional that they pretend to be an imaginary gender.
>>4314 /throd.
>>4307 The grown up non binary jar babies could not reproduce and seemed to be to weak, so 200 years later the masculine bountyhunter clones where invented.
>>4305 >It's a journey yall. It's more like a bad acid trip. I can't wait till this shit dies and we can get something decent again, or better yet maybe the mouse will finally let SW go.
>>4348 >I can't wait till this shit dies and we can get something decent again >CY+6 kikeney >decent >or better yet maybe the mouse will finally let SW go. >implying they are not killing the SW cow until it dries up and then locking it in the disney vault Come on, anon, George "race traitor" Lucas sold it to the "White" slavers to fuck with the loud minority of the fandom. And even if he didn't sold it to a (((multi national corporation))), SW IP would land on the hands of his mutt children. The only correct option was to turn the entire IP into the public domain, make everything available to everyone, from the source codes of the games all the way to unseen models. Except for the movies, since not even kikeney can sell the theatrical release.
The old republic was kino and this shit is gay
>>4352 Filoni will kill star wars
>>4354 >will He was doing that ever since TCW.
>>4348 The Mouse will probably die before letting go of the IP. Barring a massive social and cultural shift back to sanity, I doubt we'll ever get good SW content in the near future. It's up to us to remember and archive what SW used to be.
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We start off with some flashbacks, look dear reader, the nigger is failing at something! See? She is not a merry sue! This comic is only once a month, but is so damn shitty that I don't even want to read it, let alone upload it. My morbid curiosity turned into pure disgust, I want off this ride.
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Oh no! Our brave heroins are in trouble! After an info dump from the Big Bad Guys and the SHTF at HQ, our brave warriors are getting some Japanese tentacle action. Will this be the end of the marry sues?
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Were you expecting the PTSD lizard to kill any of the three jedis or the kid and then having a redemption arc? That would be super lame! Our negress powerful and well thought words manage to turn the lizard into the light side, it was so moving! Now our brave heroines are ready to strike down the enemy, because it's OK to kill them, if they are from the dark side of the force.
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With the plants murdered, the jedis seek to murder their peons, because they are bad, but look dear reader! The Huts are here! I guess the jedis will have to go back to HQ, since they can't stop Hut Cultural Enrichment, it would be extremely racists Speciesis to do so. Don't forget to buy the variants! The one from the slant-eye artist actually looks good, I guess hiding the bald part does make the monkey look better.
>>4368 >mary sueboon's flaw is that she fell down once It's pretty pathetic that these "people" can't even have their fictional self-inserts face any adversity. But I guess seeing that the "people" that make these biggest obstacle in life is mean words on the internet they would think that overcoming scrapping their knee once when they were 11 would be some Herculean task requiring an iron will.
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Got an update on the Soy board. >Surprise Diversity >Jailbroken lightsabers They think lightsabers are smartphones >Grey Jedi >Gender role subversion >Complicated Power Struggle implying they have the mental capacity for that >Relevance to real world because thats what the reader wants, be constantly reminded of CY+6 >Moral but subtle WEW >Pablo Who? >Imperfect characters Except for the strong independent womyn >Pulpy What? >Porgs >Human sidekick Human supremacist must end now! >Droid lives matter ayyylmao That was the only thing I could read, to bad there is a fat nigger in front of the shot.
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>>4502 The forced diversity stuff is bad enough on its own, but what really kills me is just how terribly unoriginal every single thing on that board is. The overwhelming majority of what's written here is just overdone tropes from the Star Wars universe; there's absolutely nothing to indicate unique or independent thought. They aren't trying to add anything meaningful to the canon, they just want to keep rehashing ideas that have already been done by more competent writers twenty years ago. The only difference is now they're making everybody black or gay or trans or whatever. Also what in the everliving fuck is a "jailbroken lightsaber"? This just shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what a lightsaber is or how it works.
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>>4504 >Also what in the everliving fuck is a "jailbroken lightsaber"? >The High Republic Ligthsabers™ are close source and proprietary >High republic jedis are not allowed to make their own High Republic Ligthsabers™ >The Republic owns all the kiber crystal mines and buying/selling them is punishable by death >Jedis are not allowed to repair or modify their own lightsabers and must send them to an Official HRL™ repair center >Read about this Dark Jedi Marshland Arclit journey to jailbraking all the lightsabers in the galaxy and teach everyone, even those lame Jedi, about the miracle of right of repair and ultimate freedom.
>>4504 >Also what in the everliving fuck is a "jailbroken lightsaber"? I'm going to guess it's some dumb shit about how only jedis can even turn on a lightsaber and a stronk indumbpendunt wymyn of color is going to jailbreak them so normal people can use them.
>>4502 >Pablo Who? Pablo Hidalgo. That fat cuck who works on the Lucasfilm story group who keeps making things even worse and more woke.
>>4509 I wish you were wrong, but somehow I feel like that's exactly what it's going to be
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And here we go! We left off when the Hutts were going to cultural enrich the planet by pushing the "slave princess" outfit a very popular item, but the jedi have other plans.
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All hell is braking loose in the most undramatic way possible. Evil Plants™ are attacking the jedis in all fronts from the Starlight "Brainwashing" Beacon™ to a backwater planet and the plan is working great. How can the jedis even compete?
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The nigger tries to talk sense to the only good character in the whole comic and I even dare to say in the whole Multimedia Project of The High Republic™. Meanwhile the Evil Plants™ are eating everyone for lunch.
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And the Jedi and Hutt join forces to fight the Evil Plants™, because they have no choice. Meanwhile our brave MC lizard hatches a plan on the spot. He tells the nigger to do a "Mind Touch" on him and brainwash The Evil Plants™ into thinking that the food is pozzed. It could kill him, but she does it without a second though. And the plan works, I hate this thing called teamwork, our brave stunning independent womyn that need no males should resolve all the problems by themselves. Of course it won't happen again, because the only good thing of all this shit show tapped out. Sskeer -our brave MC lizard- an hero, he couldn't stand being in a kikeney comic any longer. This whole comic is a mess, it start with a nigger doing its jedi trials and five issues later, there is a whole semi-galactic threat eating everyone, but its resolved with a hand wave. Zero build up, does the writer even know what a story arc is for? I don't know how the burger comics work since I don't read a lot of them, but this is the main comic right? The Star Wars: The High Republic is the main comic and not some minor shit and yet they don't start the first comic in the Starlight Beacon and showing how amazing and goody two shoes the High Jedi are, while showing the monkey being trained by the Lizard. And what is worse, this is a monthly comic and yet it feels damn short with the story being rushed. No wonder normalfags are reading mangas over this shit.
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So I guess the pink xenon got adopted, is not like she can be trained since she is too old, right? Oh well, is not like lore is respected anyway. Anyway, the jedi took the bait by the mask man.
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>>4574 The filthy xenon bird escapes and the white cis boy pursues her. I hate this different perspectives, doing 2 perspectives is ok and stretching it, but 3? they are just wasting pages in space battles and pastries... Shame on that padawan malesplaining on our nigger, how dare he!
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The boy is trying his best to get his xenon childhood friend back and somehow get away from all this bullshit, but not everything is going his way, since that filthy bird xenon just sent an SOS to the damn jedi.
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And what is worse the nigger that wants to cockblock the white cis boy is on her way! She really wants that pink xenon pussy. What is that you ask? The nigger can't have sex with the pink xenon because she is a padawan and its against the jedi code? Don't worry! It is OK to have sex with someone if there are no strings attach, yes you read that right. Anakin wouldn't had fallen to the dark side if he only had an open relationship with Padme, marrying her and having children was his down fall. And another awesome issiue end, Will the white cis boy rescue his childhood friend and run away to a far way planet to build their own family? Or will he fail and his childhood friend will just by a never ending booty call for they jedi? This and more questions will be answered in the next issue!
>>4578 Is there anything (((they))) won't try to shove cuck shit into? Rhetorical question obviously.
>>4578 >Krix and Zeen will not have a happy ending together The whole High republic setting is fucking retarded, but this whole Krix and Zeen duality on each side of the conflict and my futile hope of them somehow escaping could make this an actual good comic, to bad it's going to go horrible wrong, but not in a tragic way, but in a degenerate way.

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