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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927
post them star wars memes
Person wearing Chewbacca costume wanted in New Orleans in stabbing incident https://archive.md/RplKb https://inv.skyn3t.in/watch?v=tRJIv7Yc0p4
>>4422 >THINK ADMIRAL, THINK! WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE AFTER THE EMPIRE KILLED MY PEOPLE?! >BUT... IT WAS SO ARTISTICALLY DONE
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>>4382 I was reading about Firebird Society it amazes me how different is West End Games (1997) and Wizards of the Coast (2010) descriptions. In the WEG version, they are loyal to the Empire and want to prove that women can fight for the Emperor, so they focus on fucking up the Rebel scum, they do "borrow" imperial equipment for that. In the WotC version, they would sabotage imperials that are sexist and misogynistic against strong and independent womyn, but they don't betray the empire to the rebels so its ok. What the fuck?
>>4423 Despite being only 14% of the galactic population wookies are responsible for 50% of violent crimes.
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WEW
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LoL
>>4661 Rename it to Buck 1
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>>4668 Kek. So even on the Cloud World, they were dealing fentanyl huh? He should have known better than to dip into his own supply though. Oh, well no real loss tbh.
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Got a craving for Old Republic content and decided to try out >TORtanic. Empire chat didn't disappoint.
>>4751 Wait 'till you get to Dromund Kaas, peak Empire chat.
>>4752 Yeah that screencap is already a week old. First thing I saw at DK was some guy ERPing with himself in Portuguese. Korriban, DK and Nar Shaddaa are all peak kino.
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https://nitter.42l.fr/EAStarWars/status/1415702845718941701#m >normalfags were waiting for Fallen Order 2: The Trany Awekens game >mfw it is not going to happen I'm glad they are not getting another Star Wars game, but they where a good source for 3D ripping models.
>>4794 Finally some good news
>>4794 Now Fallen Order was that totally-not-another-fucking Dark Souls clone where the MC was a soulless ginger padawan and his master was an ugly sheboon, right?
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>>4799 Yes. You want to know the kicker? The group does nothing at the end, they don't have any impact on the galaxy let alone a lonely sector. Hell, if I understand the story correctly, even if they died at the start of the story for some reason, the macmuffin wouldn't be discovered by the Empire and it would be hidden forever. >totally-not-another-fucking Dark Souls Don't forget they added not-Uncharted gameplay too.
>The token nigger knew more about star wars than the writers
>>4797 This isnt funny, it makes me physically ill.
>>4822 You want to know that worst part? He is in a spa in a vacation or mini-Holiday or something and the moment the trailer dropped he went into his hotel room and recorded his reaction while his wife was in the spa. He couldn't wait to finish his vacation with his wife and later record his dumb shit in his home. He became a fucking maymay and a laughing stock and what did he got out of it? Nothing, only a tweet from Mark Hamill and his jewtube channel is still nothing.
>>4823 >the moment the trailer dropped he went into his hotel room and recorded his reaction while his wife was in the spa That's not what happened. His wife's boyfriend wouldn't let him come with them and he had to stay in the room. He was probably just happy Jamal let him watch the trailer for whatever-the-fuck (((they))) called the last movie. I honestly don't remember off the top of my head.
>>4825 The movie was Star Wars: The Rise of Papatine.
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>>4857 >captain sjw looks like a woman Completely unrealistic and very problematic.
Best movie.
>>4908 this is so retarded on so many levels. Robots/droids are tools top to bottom, they are purpose built to do work. Every ship, and most everything else, is personified and we have been calling ships 'her' since we first launched them from a carved tree trunk. The droid L337 was terribly written, named, and idolized by such morons. It also made me wonder about
>>4908 >>4909 Technically this could be. It makes sense that some of the droids that develop a personality don't want to live a life of servitude with no rights. Some of the EU material has already had this topic. But of course that idea is completely ruined by terrible writing here.
>>4908 Now here's something I've been wondering. Do people with soyvoices get that way due to an unhealthy intake of soy or is it just a coincidence that everyone that sounds like that ingests gallons of soy and nigger cum daily?
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>>4922 https://yewtu.be/watch?v=WD2UrB7zepo Never ending brainwashing into a controlled opposition. The soy just keeps him from waking up.
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Funny how words change their meaning over time. Just a few years ago I didn't even notice that word but now I can't help but imagining some republic soldier watching Hololive on the Holonet.
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>>4962 >Tolerating the Hutts Don't everyone tolerate the Hutts?
>>4963 Almost everyone. The only people in Star Wars who've gone against Hutts were the Rebels (Luke, Leia, etc in ROTJ) and Xim the Despot.
>>4964 >Luke, Leia, etc in ROTJ Does that really count as the Rebels "going against the Hutts"? That was personal, not in their capacity as Rebels, and the Rebellion would have left them alone were it not for one of their more prominent members being a career criminal who earned a vendetta against himself.
>>4965 Good point I guess. Xim the Despot seems to be the only SW character who was based on the Hutt Question. And he died thousands of years BBY.
>>4966 I can't believe Xim hasn't been explored as much as he deserves. He's literally Alexander the Great IN SPESS, idk how you couldn't like that. If SW wasn't in the hands of the Mouse, I would love to see a Xim the Despot EU novel.
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>mfw Hutt genocide
>>4965 I assumed the post-rebellion government went against the Hutts in an attempted to clean up their crime syndicates?
>>4964 >>4965 They didn't moved against the Hutts, they moved against Jabba, a single hutt crime lord, who lots of rivals that would be glad that he was gone. If anything the Pius Dea crusades would be the ones who moved against >Contispex I would launch the first of what would be later known as the Pius Dea Crusades in 11,965 BBY, as a preemptive strike against the Hutts in the Outer Rim Territories. Contispex's successors would continue these conflicts, with at least 34 crusades having been completed by 10,966 BBY. >The Pius Dea Republic would also be engaged in various protracted conflicts with the Hutts throughout that millennium.
>>4971 Based and Goddess pilled
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>>4969 It is a Republic tradition to ignore the Hutt menace.
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>>4985 Would have unironically been better movies then the yidsney shit pile.
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