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The Mandalorian Stormtrooper 12/01/2019 (Sun) 17:55:10 No.554
Pirated, of course. Yidsney can fuck right off. Don't ever let it touch your money.
That said, what do you guys think of it so far? So far it feels like it's supposed to be a space western. The whole thing about the MC taking care of baby Yoda is going over my head but the combat seems pretty good, and they're actually portraying assassin droids and Imperial walkers as the death machines they're meant to be. The main theme is also pretty great, and doesn't rely on John Williams for once.
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>>2755 >Mara Jade played by Brie Larson Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me!
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>>2760 every role in every film will be recast as nigger
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I hope Brie is cast, especially as an EU character, the seething would be legendary.
>>2755 >Brie Larson I mean what can go wrong with taking one of the most hated actors from the MCU who plays one of the most hated characters from Marvel as a whole and throw them in the sinking ship that is Disney Star Wars. Disney just keeps making great decisions.
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>>2763 >I mean what can go wrong with taking one of the most hated actors from the MCU who plays one of the most hated characters from Marvel as a whole Hated by who? A bunch of angry comic book geeks is a drop in the ocean compared to general audiences, who don't give a shit.
>>2762 >>2764 >liking Brie >defending Disney Holy shit /tv/. Get some taste.
>>2764 I guess that's why they cancelled her awful Cpt Marvel sequel.
Reminder that ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>2765 >If you don't live in a little cope world then you are defending Disney Disney sucks, capeshit sucks, and post-Lucas Star Wars sucks, but I can read box office figures. Captain Marvel 2 is as likely as Black Panther 2, which is to say short of corona-induced industry meltdown or a Disney buy-out, it will happen. >>2766 How can you cancel a film that hasn't even been announced and hasn't started filming? There are always these rumors flying around and they are always huge copes. I remember one about Captain Marvel being cut from Infinity War / Endgame, which never happened, and another about ROTS retconning everything that happened in TLJ, which also never happened. It's a mix of wishful thinking and flailing attempts to save declining youtube channels, it has no bearing on reality.
>>2768 Just because you're pretending to be retarded doesn't mean you're not acting retarded.
>>2781 >if you don't agree with me you are baiting / pretending A classic
>>2764 I think you are underestimating how much people disliked her movie.
>>3273 Oh?
>>2768 >captain marvel 2 is as likely as black panther 2 Ancient post but hard to not laugh at it in hindsight. So you’re saying it’s not happening at all or there’s a massive recast of the title characters
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>>3548 Gina got thicc.
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>>3548 I'm surprised it's a rhino on his shoulder and not a wolf...
>>3552 That's the thing the yoda kid lifted
>>554 not watching it, lol
>>3548 The only interest I have in this show it the autistic screeching that will happen when all the retards that sucked it's cock like it was a return to form realize that it's just as poz'd as the nutrilogy were.
>>554 Dropped it in the Seventh Samurai episode; only kept going out of slight curiosity to see if it would get better even if I didn't expect it to/because my dad wanted me to. Apparently in the new one he talks to tuskens, right? Is the language even that common where it's plausible he'd just "happen" to know?
loosks like ashoka is cooming back
>>3753 >she's now a "body positive" translesbian who heroically fights against an evil orange man
Maybe i watch someday, when you can see for free in Youtube or whatever. That will happen, sooner or later anyway.
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Pretty good season so far. It was nice to see Bo-Katan/Katee Sackhoff again.
>>3759 >Bo-Katan Literally who?
>>3553 He's talking about Dave Filoni's wolf fetishism. >>3552 Favreau's decision. If Filoni had decided that, it would've been a wolf for sure. >>3759 Why do people care so much about Filoni's worthless background characters? His overuse of them makes the galaxy seem like the size of a neighborhood.
>>3761 >Filoni's wolf fetishism He's probably a furfag.
>Filoni stopped George from killing off Ahsoka Anyone have a source on this?
>>3761 >Why do people care so much about Filoni's worthless background characters? It's baffling. Star Wars gives these people an entire galaxy to create stories in, and somehow all they can do is recycle the same characters over and over and over again. The Mandalorian was refreshing in season 1 because it tried to cut its own path, even though there were still a few references here and there. Season 2 is turning out to be much worse in that regard.
>>2551 this goes beyond wolfaboo territory. We're reaching chris-chan levels of what the fuckery. He actually tried to get a self insert in even before his self-insert OC, a guy named ōkami, japanese for wolf. Also Trapper and Ahsoka were the spotlight supposedly of this weeks episode. The dude has a serious problem.
>>3804 >he self inserts as a nigger Is he a self hating white?
Last episode was blatant ripoff of Princess Mononoke to the point several scenes come off as shot for shot recreations of the original. It's totally lacking in anything deeper than that though since it disregards the morally grey set up of PM in favor of having Ahsoka as an stan-in for San as she fights the Magistrate and her goons. I know for a fact Filoni is not the most creative writer available, but come the fuck on now.
>>3808 what was the episode about?
>>3808 Only thing missing were the bloody wolves ironically enough.
>>3808 I thought it was more of an homage to classic Japanese samurai films than anything else. A lot of the scenes were shot-for-shot references to Yojimbo. Depending on your perspective, this is either the production crew paying respects to the origins of Star Wars and its core influences, or it's Filoni et al stealing from better filmmakers to compensate for a lack of skill.
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>>3804 This is off-topic, but why do you still use 4chan's /co/ board in 2020? Just curious.
You know, maybe this series would be better seen around here were it not surrounded by mediocrity and tripe.
>>3874 That documentary was pretty good. You can see how much they actually love and care about the franchise. I didn't know that Favreau was so autistic about SW. I'm glad he's at the helm.
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So how many stonk wymin beat the cuckdalorian this season?
>>3883 Was it really that bad in the first? Fighting an ex-SpecForce operator to a draw seems reasonable, out of what little I've seen so far.
>>3884 >a woman fist fighting a man in full body armor to a draw is reasonable
>>3885 SpecForce is SpecForce.
>>3885 Now she's thicc so she probably sits on his face and he doesn't fight back.
>>3889 Would you? First woman I've seen for awhile out of that company that wasn't either a twig or a walrus.
>>3887 >being specforce somehow means you can punch metal armor with your bare hands and do more damage to the person in the armor then yourself

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