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High Republic Dumpsterfire Stormtrooper 02/26/2020 (Wed) 17:16:35 No.2639
So Disney announced this the other day. Its the identity of their "super secret" Project Luminous, which is actually called "The High Republic Era". Its nothing but a few books and comics made by the gayest bunch you ever did see and the majority are all terrible and woke writers. In essence its a crappier Old Republic knockoff that's only set 200 years before the prequels. Its basically a retelling of the Mandalorian Wars but it replaces the Mandalorians with "Space Vikings". The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire". But the real kicker is that shortly after this moronic announcement, Bob Iger officially stepped down as CEO of Disney which has many people talking about this High Republic shit being the first sign of the fall of Disney's Star Wars and possibly Disney as a whole which is still in massive debt caused by a lot of their recent acquisitions, the most notable being 20th Century Fox (which they have since renamed 20th Century). So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest?
You know, I'm not entirely opposed to this. I will accept Disney Wars stuff as long as it's good and fits in with EU continuity (the latter might apply, but I'm highly doubtful about the former). However, if this turns out to be the final nail in the coffin that brings an end to Disney Wars and possibly even the Mouse itself I'd be more beyond thrilled to see it fail.
>Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest? Disney Wars, hopefully, will be the one to be laid to rest. By the Force, Disney Wars will be decanonized, and the Expanded Universe can take its rightful place once more. Maybe we can have true sequels based on Legends.
>>2639 >Relatable characters Why does everything have to be relatable these days? Star Wars was a fantasy escapist film, what's relatable to anyone about going from a desert farmer to a magical space wizard that toppled an empire? What's relatable about going from a literal slave to one of the most feared dark space wizards in the entire galaxy? >Not pro-war Do they have to remind themselves of such a basic pillar of Star Wars? But of course this is going to be mis-interpreted by the retards that work there and the whole message will be mangled by the time it reaches the audience. >No single (main) character What is this bullshit? Both trilogies had a clear main character but with many side characters too. Are the writers aware that you can still develop a character even if they aren't a main character? Leia and Han weren't the main characters but had plenty of character development. >University Ah yes, when I think Star Wars I think of space university and how the evil empire introduced higher tuition fees and oppressed innocent aliens from obtaining degrees and advancing up the social hierarchy. Take that misogynists! >Dinosaurs! >! I'm at a loss for words >Arthurian legends The only sensible piece written on the board but no doubt Guinevere in this retooling will kick the Green Knights ass >Rival houses In theory it could be interesting but no doubt intended to be Harry Potter-tier rival houses with each house having a specific colour scheme and personality trait all while the obligatory whiter-than-white house fights the evil-for-no-real-reason house >Chaos agents Sounds like some shit that belongs in a bad fanfiction or some tumblr fandom. I dread to see what this is. >So is this the end? Has SW finally taken its first step to truly being put out of its misery and being put to rest? I can only hope. Just as I was starting to get back into Star Wars the mouse took over and fucked everything over, so I can only hope that it burns so I can at least have my fond childhood memories of Star Wars intact.
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>>2640 >I will accept Disney Wars stuff as long as it's good >good >accepting bullshit
>>2644 >Luke defends Miss Fanfiction against Stronkwomen Leia and a Niggress That's actually better than I expected.
>Not pro-war >Droids >Scope >Mythic >Space & lightsaber battles >No single main character >The Force That's all they know about star wars?
>>2644 Did you ignore the rest of my statement on purpose?
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considering who some of the writers are its gonna be a shit show.
>>2646 Considering they've never seen the films, and considering their output to date, I'm surprised they have that much down.
>>2639 >how can we win back the fans that will pay to see the movies and buy the merchandise? >oh how about we double down on same shit again just without being able to make the claim that it's connected to the OT? >BRILLIANT I mean what could go wrong?
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>>2639 >The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire" Are they fucking high or something? This is supposed to be set about 200 years before the prequels, which according to the movies was a relatively peaceful time where the Sith threat was practically nonexistent
>>2654 Honestly I think it's a small miracle they even know what the Sith are.
>>2654 Um... why are you mansplaining to these creative and beautiful women? They know more about Star Wars than you ever will, sweetie.
At this rate I am worried about Disney creating a crap hole that will engulf the universe.
>>2654 >Are they fucking high or something? >High Republic Episode CDXX THE RISE OF WEEDSMOKER It is a dank time for the Republic. After the Ruusan Reformation, there was some Sith dude called, like, Darth Bong or something like that? He's sort of this guy who was like kind of running this long plot to take over the Republic by infiltration over hundreds of years or something that just makes you go, woah this guy is on another level, bro. Man, I'm so karking high right now. Did you know the Alderaanians built all their buildings and starships out of hemp? I could seriously go for some chips. I could just eat the whole bag of chips and then hehehehehehehehehe. Anyway, you want to go listen to The Dark Side of the Space Station by Pink Droid? It's like the best stoner album ever. Then we can go to the Jedi Temple and join the protest to legalize weed. It'll be rad. At the last protest a talking pot leaf came out of the Temple and said weed was the lowest arrest priority for the Jedi. He must have been super high because he said all his sentences backwards. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was cool with weed. Must be because of those teachings about spiritual harmony and mystic timecubes from the angels of Iego. That's deep, man. The supreme vibing of our impression will reverberate through the cosmos and stuff...
>>2662 Not enough faggots and trannys to be a current year (((disney))) product.
>>2667 I know how to fix it! Let's put in a black weed dealer who leads Smoke City, a floating city built of hemp where pot is the main export and everybody is a stoner! That ought to be enough diversity. But just in case, let's have his assistant be an intersex gay Mexican with gaudy earrings and a yarmulke.
>>2668 woke
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>>2647 One of the primary issues with hivemind hugboxes like the boards of the Webring is that anything even remotely appearing to be an unorthodox opinion gets you shit for it. One need only lurk reddit (r/civ is pretty bad) for a time to recognize these similarities.
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>>2691 >sage There's nothing unorthodox about not encouraging support for Disney. They fucked up SW royally beyond all repair. To allow it to be even lightly praised despite their actions is like giving the landlord who killed your dog a compliment for putting a lawn gnome in your yard that you didn't even want. I know some of you have an intense desire to consume product or are so desperate for anything that even a polished turd looks decent, but just think for two seconds and weigh in all that's happened these last 10 years under Disney and how this shit does nothing to undo their mistakes, just add to them. Only redeemable thing for these retards is to restart the continuity again, but even that's likely to get fucked.
>>2695 correct. Disney Wars is a radioactive shitshow, a mindless, plagiarized mess that makes a mockery of Star Wars and only contributes cultural marxist propaganda. you might have occasional decent content, but this is heavily outweighed by all the sludge. Disney canon should be totally forsaken and forbidden. the most I'd allow is minor borrowings within strict limits, such as the banner of Vader without his mask taken from that comic.
>>2695 The sage was for my off-topic post.
Out of all the badguys to use for this era why not use the Trade Federation or pirates? They control the outer rim and it lines up with the prequels.
>>2691 The shit you get for your "unorthodox opinions" is probably for posting that's subversive with respect to board culture and doesn't have anything to do with going against the "hivemind hugbox."
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>>2639 >The Vong are also supposedly going to be a part of this as are sith gods and the "Sith Empire".
>>2744 Yeah, except they're called the Grysk now.
Ah, So this is basically Disney's pathetic take on The Old Republic era?
>>2778 Yes, but it's even worse because they only decided to set it a mere two centuries before the Phantom Menace while also including Sith and not-Vong, contradicting the film which said the Sith weren't seen in 1,000 years.
So when are we getting the first pile of crap from this era so we can roast it? >>2779 I guess you could theoretically do something with this, but you'd have to make it so whoever runs into the Sith is basically treated like Agent Mulder when he tries to tell people what happened. But they don't have enough talent to make it work. I bet this board could do a better job than whatever they put out.
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Hey, remember when a genocidal cult lead the Republic (and I'm not talking about the Jedi)? Remember that shit? Sure would be cool to see something original like that instead of "Empire versus Republic" fucking AGAIN. I'M SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF EMPIRE VS REPUBLIC.
>>2878 Rebels vs. Confederacy?
>>2879 Give me new fucking factions at least. Go over the Huttese wars and the expansion of their cartel magistrate. Fucking anything.
>>2878 >>2879 >>2881 In the 200 ABY thread on the old board, we had some discussion about making a story with many factions instead of the usual Republic vs CIS, Rebels vs Empire stuff. Nothing ever came of that because the 200 ABY guy never came back, but it's still something I'd like to see. I keep hoping he'll eventually show up again in spite of myself. But there are still lots of underused factions even without resorting to a new era.
>>2878 Even NJO and Legacy were a fair departure from the usual cycle.
>>3551 What the hell is this? Also I thought this garbage had been postponed.
>>3554 >stonk nigger wahmen who don't need no man and probably a dyke with stupid looking "trendy" hair cut >What the hell is this? Yet another shitty mary sue brought to you by the water filled heads at yidsney.
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>>3558 >The hair The story is ugly, its full of unsightly ideas, and its visually as hideous as possible as well.
>>3551 >4th pic It looks like they've traced over a picture of Olivia Munn.
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>>3911 I'm not going to read this trash but going to take a shot in the dark at the plot anyway. Someone who's into self-harm let me know how close I am. >dyke sheboon is a padawan >bad thing happens probably because of an ebil huwite man >she's unrealistically skilled, cleaver and resourceful and solves it despite the more experienced men can't >smoke gets blown up her ass by a stronk wymin >gets promoted to a knight >thanks for the money goyim make sure to buy the next issue of our latest personality devoid mary sue How'd I do?
>>3916 Yeah something like that plus bad comedy and woman always have the last word. The most retarded shit of this chapter is this >After all, SSkeer believed in me. That's why he took me to Shuraden. He knew what would happen. The ximpi. The ridadi. It's implying that Sskeer knew that the giant bugs were going berseek because of the jedi outpost and were going to destroy a xeno city. Or at the very least, the city was going to be destroy by giant bugs. And instead of stopping that, he used that event as a test for his nigger to pass from padawan to Jedi. Xenons died and some giant bugs are chasing a spaceship for God's know how long all because of a lizard's test and NOBODY said anything about it.
I feel so much anger at how stupid this is and how little thought was put into it. This is not star wars this is a shitty self insert fanfiction wrote by a teenager that thinks they know how to write.
>>2878 Praise the Goddess, for She is Good.
>>3918 >Yeah something like that >yidsney soy wars is so predictable you can mostly guess the plot by taking a quick glance over thumbnails >>3920 >this is a shitty self insert fanfiction wrote by a teenager that thinks they know how to write So the exact same thing as everything else yidsney has done with the IP.
"Leox Gyasi" might be an anagram of "Leo X is gay". Pope Leo X was rumored to be a faggot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Leo_X#Sexuality
>>3929 >Implying the writers have that much history knowledge to pull a trick like this. Average leftard writer draws history from public school with "muh evul kings and natzees", perhaps the most hardcore ones know also some soviet or anarchiddy too. But don´t think of ever know the name of any Pope aside from the nigger-feet kisser on top now.
>>3929 I honestly don't think the "artist" could have made the character look any more stereotypically gay if they tried. He could be wearing a rainbow cape with a giant dildo stuck up his ass and it would look exactly as gay as it does now. If it were done for the sake of fucking with people I'd be impressed, but I know this was done thinking they were making some sort of positive impact in the world by making a hyperfag character in a shit comic no one's going to buy.
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>>3911 >These are two pages of characters that can be chosen in the "Guardian of the Republic CYOA" >A fan created better characters for his little picture adventure than a big writers group writing in canon.
>>3961 >someone that's a fan of [thing] put more effort into making something related to [thing] good then a kike ran megacorp that only wants to use [thing] as propaganda and milk retards' nostalgia Shocking.
>>3961 Do you have the rest of the CYOA pics?
>>3965 Check the catalog, there should still be a thread up for it. >>149 Found it.
>>3911 holup! how can the force be a threat if the force is female? 🤔
>>3974 Probably something about it being abused by ebil nazi straight white males to oppress poor niggers, wahmynz, faggots and trannys.
>>3974 the light side is female, the dark side is male. because women = good, men = bad, etc
Light of the Jedi is a great set-up even if the other novels and comics end up being shit. High Republic had the balls to actually come up with an original plot and set of antagonists instead of recycling the empire and Sith for the umpteenth time. It's leaps and bounds better than Old Republic by sheer virtue that it has an original bone in its body. Revan is dogshit compared to Marchion Ro. None of you fags will believe me and will think I'm trolling, but the truth needed to be said even if it's going to be completely eclipsed by the circlejerk narrative.
>>3996 Isn't that just a character from Destiny?
>>3997 Never touched Destiny so I don't know.
The fuck is this, Mad Max?
>>3996 >It's leaps and bounds better than Old Republic by sheer virtue that it has an original bone in its body. >Revan is dogshit compared to Marchion Ro Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>3996 based retard
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>>4002 >Another hilted saber Do these fucking morons know why a hilt exists on a sword?
>>4004 Its probably because they thought hilts make them look more primitive because High Republic is "old" despite being set only 150 years before their new films. Fucking hilts shouldn't be part of standard issue lightsabers and make no damn sense. At best they should be like some optional customization that a few jedi go for either because its appealing to them or because they're pussies afraid of getting their hands burned, like those few weird jedi who still liked to use proto-sabers even in the modern ages.
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>>4004 That litte lightsaber blade could protect the hands... right? Right? Without they look better, more original.
>>4002 >years before the ebil nazis lead by darth orange man everything was a perfect multicultural except white culture paradise >at just 15 years old she's already a master lightsaber dualist and force user becomes one of the youngest jedi knights ever totally not another shitty mary sue or anything >hilts on the light sabers to make them look more medieval i assume It'll be fun to read the dozens of "EVIL WHITE MEN SABOTAGED THE HIGH REPUBLIC BY NOT BUYING IT" articles that come out in a few months at least.
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upside down cross subliminal
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Still waiting for them to do something like this.
>>4042 An upside down crosses isn't satanic, it's Saint Peter's cross.
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Here you go, goys!
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>He just cried out. >Not he-- they. Oh vey! How dare she misgender them! >cripple wizard is out staging the MC nigger They are going to kill him or remove him, because he is problematic.
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This is another book run named Nustar Wars The high republic: Adventures!
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>the soy republic God, I miss the EU.
>>4113 >This is another book run >MC is yet another ugly sheboon Let me guess; despite being young she's unrealistically skilled and smart and immediately impresses everyone including jedi masters excpet the evil straight white men
Anon? You want to post actual good Republic comics?
>>4120 Isn't the nigger the same MC from the main book line?
>>4122 Maybe? I assumed it was a different sheboon because the anon that posted it said it was a different run and the first porch monkey has the side of it's head shaven.
So. Coruscant is Byss now.
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>>4129 Maybe.
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Is getting harder and harder to read this shit. And what is worse, I thought I skipped an issue since the continuity of the story felt off at the start of this issue.
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This nigger is a different character from the nigger from the other comic, people got so confused that they needed to remind the readers the name of the character by writing it on the COVER of the comic.
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>elders tell their people about not using the force >childhood friend will protect her smile always >a great catastrophe (((happens))) >jedi arrive >she uses the force to protect her people >jedi detect she is force sensitive >the jedi immediately sent her to starlight beacon, without asking permission to anyone >mfw the relief effort is a cover up for child trafficking
>>4181 >This nigger is a different character from the nigger from the other comic, people got so confused that they needed to remind the readers the name of the character by writing it on the COVER of the comic. lol
>>4185 >mfw the relief effort is a cover up for child trafficking Kikes confirmed to exist in a galaxy far far away.
>>4187 Well we already have Muuns.
Rumor has it, that they'll soon be changing their name to 20th century usury instead.
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A fucking rock...
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>>4199 >He got a rock
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>>4199 Is this some 'lol so randumb' reddit shit?
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>>4199 wut da fug
>it's real
>>4205 This does not feel like Star Wars at all.
>>4205 >Native space pirates blocking peaceful immigrants. >a rock You can't make this up.
>>4207 >peaceful immigrants They are more like imperial republic colonization and the hilarious thing about it is that they don't realize their hypocrisy. <It's OK when the Jedi/republic do it.
>>4205 >obvious faggot You'd think they'd want to make him not look like a stereotypical AIDS patient. >yet another stronk capable confident quick witted sheboon with no flaws (((They're))) just incapable of making something without a nigger mary sue, aren't they? >a fucking rock lol so randumb and funah! take my upboats fellow redditor!!!!!!1 >muh evil white space pirate attacking poor innocent rapefugees of color who are just trying to colonize the pirate's homes Funny how colonization is fine when (((they're))) the ones doing it, huh?
>>4199 And from what I've heard, it barely shows up in the book. Advertised solely for meme value.
Honest question, why Star Wars fluffy is so cucked? Even before Disney era you can find shit on Legends. After losing any respect for Star Wars recenetly I decided to read some old Legends shit again and man....
>>4215 Provide specifics, faggot.
>>4219 Not him, but I remember about Legends having many alien races where the females are the actual leaders and IQ from their races, creating all the tech and controlling the politics Devaronians
>>4215 Well Star wars has always been leftist since the very start. Nu-wars is just like the "evolution" of actual leftism, from boomer lucas to neo-lunatics sjws.
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>>4223 >undeniable good looks How much of a twisted monstrosity of mangled flesh do you have to be to see whatever the fuck that is as your standard of beauty?
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>>4223 >name is an anagram of being a faggot >He identifies as asexual
>>4229 It's because being asexual is higher on the special snowflake totem then being a faggot.
>>4222 That's why Star Wars is shit when compared to other Sci-fi universes like Halo, 40K, Dune, etc
>>4245 40k was also created by a bunch of leftards screeching about Thatcher, using the getting as irony. Also it's beginning to be poozed too by Games Workshop.
>>4246 Let me guess. Female space marines and a woman 50/50 on her being a sheboon was the actual person who created the Imperium and the Emperor is just an ebil straight huwite male taking credit for her work.
>>4246 >>4251 The main problem is the new "fan"base, not just GW writers, gatekeeping is very important imo to keep anything healthy
>>4246 I know 40k was initially ironic and became more serious as time went on, but do you have proof about it being a reaction to Thatcher? >>4220 In their defense, there are species whose males are inferior to the females, e.g. many spiders. Just because they're humanoid does not mean they have to be like humans, though I will say that if that is the case, then the women would probably look more capable and less "soft", but that wouldn't be appealing from a purely aesthetic point, I guess; it might look strange to see humanoid beings that are too different from humans.
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>>4264 It was not only a reaction against Thatcher, but that was one of the inspirations for the setting, being that Grimdark was influenced by the "THE WORLD IS GONNA BE IN A ETERNAL DARK AGE!" feel in the british left during the Thatcher-era (her, along with Nixon, was one of the proto-modern politicians creating derangement syndrome behaviour to their opposition) Sources (Warning: Overdose of soy in the second article): -https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Ghazghkull_Mag_Uruk_Thraka#Trivia -https://wearethemutants.com/2019/01/14/when-warhammer-was-radical-the-egalitarian-origins-of-the-fantasy-battle-game/ The conception of Warhammer as a non-satirical "right wing" product wasn´t until recently with the 2016 election crap.
>>4265 >a fat nigger tranny jedi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4265 >free comicbook day Not even with rented eyes.
>>4269 >Not even with rented eyes. /throd.
>>4267 >The conception of Warhammer as a non-satirical "right wing" product wasn´t until recently with the 2016 election crap. What? It became associated with politics because of that, sure, but it was obviously taking itself more seriously well before that, because irony is novel and novelties can't sell forever, and I figure people just liked the setting.
>>4265 This is Warhammer Adventures all over again.
Do you think the High republic shills on plebchan are actual shills or just bait shitposters?
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Hello Star Wars™ fans! Here is a little guide to keep you all up to speed with the story so far!
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Also meet some of the artist behind the High Republic™!
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They can't fucking help themselves.
>>4307 >They are trannies They got their dicks cut by a lightsaber?
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>>4307 >Execute Order 41
>>4307 >#menindressesday How can they be trannies if they're "non-binary?" Being a tranny means you identify as the gender you aren't, but being "non-binary" means you don't identify as either right?
>>4311 Stop trying to make sense of the logic behind the mentally ill. It's just pointless.
>>4311 They identify by not identifying.
>>4311 trannies pretend to be the opposite sex, while 'non-binary' is for trannies so delusional that they pretend to be an imaginary gender.
>>4314 /throd.
>>4307 The grown up non binary jar babies could not reproduce and seemed to be to weak, so 200 years later the masculine bountyhunter clones where invented.
>>4305 >It's a journey yall. It's more like a bad acid trip. I can't wait till this shit dies and we can get something decent again, or better yet maybe the mouse will finally let SW go.
>>4348 >I can't wait till this shit dies and we can get something decent again >CY+6 kikeney >decent >or better yet maybe the mouse will finally let SW go. >implying they are not killing the SW cow until it dries up and then locking it in the disney vault Come on, anon, George "race traitor" Lucas sold it to the "White" slavers to fuck with the loud minority of the fandom. And even if he didn't sold it to a (((multi national corporation))), SW IP would land on the hands of his mutt children. The only correct option was to turn the entire IP into the public domain, make everything available to everyone, from the source codes of the games all the way to unseen models. Except for the movies, since not even kikeney can sell the theatrical release.
The old republic was kino and this shit is gay
>>4352 Filoni will kill star wars
>>4354 >will He was doing that ever since TCW.
>>4348 The Mouse will probably die before letting go of the IP. Barring a massive social and cultural shift back to sanity, I doubt we'll ever get good SW content in the near future. It's up to us to remember and archive what SW used to be.
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We start off with some flashbacks, look dear reader, the nigger is failing at something! See? She is not a merry sue! This comic is only once a month, but is so damn shitty that I don't even want to read it, let alone upload it. My morbid curiosity turned into pure disgust, I want off this ride.
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Oh no! Our brave heroins are in trouble! After an info dump from the Big Bad Guys and the SHTF at HQ, our brave warriors are getting some Japanese tentacle action. Will this be the end of the marry sues?
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Were you expecting the PTSD lizard to kill any of the three jedis or the kid and then having a redemption arc? That would be super lame! Our negress powerful and well thought words manage to turn the lizard into the light side, it was so moving! Now our brave heroines are ready to strike down the enemy, because it's OK to kill them, if they are from the dark side of the force.
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With the plants murdered, the jedis seek to murder their peons, because they are bad, but look dear reader! The Huts are here! I guess the jedis will have to go back to HQ, since they can't stop Hut Cultural Enrichment, it would be extremely racists Speciesis to do so. Don't forget to buy the variants! The one from the slant-eye artist actually looks good, I guess hiding the bald part does make the monkey look better.
>>4368 >mary sueboon's flaw is that she fell down once It's pretty pathetic that these "people" can't even have their fictional self-inserts face any adversity. But I guess seeing that the "people" that make these biggest obstacle in life is mean words on the internet they would think that overcoming scrapping their knee once when they were 11 would be some Herculean task requiring an iron will.

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