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/sw/ humor thread Anonymous 01/09/2021 (Sat) 05:04:36 No.3927
post them star wars memes
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ta-da
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>>3975 We don't need HEALING we need ROPE for intolerant bigots! 🤠🔫
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Dumping my folder of comedy
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Done
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>>4011 We should have saw it coming with the obvious Twi´lek fetish he has since ROTJ. If he wants that much to fuck a niggress. Why he didn´t choose a good looking one at least?
>>4013 >If he wants that much to fuck a niggress. Why he didn´t choose a good looking one at least? Because you don't fuck something that's fictional.
>>3940 We need more of these.
>>4023 no u
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>>3927 credit to the real one that made this
>>4221 I'm not really into Star Wars any longer. Certainly not since Yidsney swooped it. Ever read Tolkien Anon? The elves had a recurrent theme "Fighting the Long Defeat". You guys are basically doomed to dealing with an ever-increasing supply of soytards like those useful idiots. Not trying to niggerpill /sw/ BTW, just commiserating with you. I keep you guys archived btw. I enjoy your board.
>>4247 It's now also happening with 40k and Warhammer Fantasy, everything becoming popular, especially nowadays, become pozzed. But Soy Wars was popular from the start.
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Anyone got more like pic related?
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>mfw reading about the Firebird Society I'm still amazed that kikeney hasn't made this shit canon.
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Enjoy, you know what to do.
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>>4412 YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD BRING BALANCE THE FORCE, NOT DESTROY IT THINK ANIKEN, THINK!!!
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Person wearing Chewbacca costume wanted in New Orleans in stabbing incident https://archive.md/RplKb https://inv.skyn3t.in/watch?v=tRJIv7Yc0p4
>>4422 >THINK ADMIRAL, THINK! WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE AFTER THE EMPIRE KILLED MY PEOPLE?! >BUT... IT WAS SO ARTISTICALLY DONE
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>>4382 I was reading about Firebird Society it amazes me how different is West End Games (1997) and Wizards of the Coast (2010) descriptions. In the WEG version, they are loyal to the Empire and want to prove that women can fight for the Emperor, so they focus on fucking up the Rebel scum, they do "borrow" imperial equipment for that. In the WotC version, they would sabotage imperials that are sexist and misogynistic against strong and independent womyn, but they don't betray the empire to the rebels so its ok. What the fuck?
>>4423 Despite being only 14% of the galactic population wookies are responsible for 50% of violent crimes.
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WEW
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LoL
>>4661 Rename it to Buck 1
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>>4668 Kek. So even on the Cloud World, they were dealing fentanyl huh? He should have known better than to dip into his own supply though. Oh, well no real loss tbh.
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Got a craving for Old Republic content and decided to try out >TORtanic. Empire chat didn't disappoint.
>>4751 Wait 'till you get to Dromund Kaas, peak Empire chat.
>>4752 Yeah that screencap is already a week old. First thing I saw at DK was some guy ERPing with himself in Portuguese. Korriban, DK and Nar Shaddaa are all peak kino.
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https://nitter.42l.fr/EAStarWars/status/1415702845718941701#m >normalfags were waiting for Fallen Order 2: The Trany Awekens game >mfw it is not going to happen I'm glad they are not getting another Star Wars game, but they where a good source for 3D ripping models.
>>4794 Finally some good news
>>4794 Now Fallen Order was that totally-not-another-fucking Dark Souls clone where the MC was a soulless ginger padawan and his master was an ugly sheboon, right?
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>>4799 Yes. You want to know the kicker? The group does nothing at the end, they don't have any impact on the galaxy let alone a lonely sector. Hell, if I understand the story correctly, even if they died at the start of the story for some reason, the macmuffin wouldn't be discovered by the Empire and it would be hidden forever. >totally-not-another-fucking Dark Souls Don't forget they added not-Uncharted gameplay too.
>The token nigger knew more about star wars than the writers
>>4797 This isnt funny, it makes me physically ill.
>>4822 You want to know that worst part? He is in a spa in a vacation or mini-Holiday or something and the moment the trailer dropped he went into his hotel room and recorded his reaction while his wife was in the spa. He couldn't wait to finish his vacation with his wife and later record his dumb shit in his home. He became a fucking maymay and a laughing stock and what did he got out of it? Nothing, only a tweet from Mark Hamill and his jewtube channel is still nothing.
>>4823 >the moment the trailer dropped he went into his hotel room and recorded his reaction while his wife was in the spa That's not what happened. His wife's boyfriend wouldn't let him come with them and he had to stay in the room. He was probably just happy Jamal let him watch the trailer for whatever-the-fuck (((they))) called the last movie. I honestly don't remember off the top of my head.
>>4825 The movie was Star Wars: The Rise of Papatine.
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>>4857 >captain sjw looks like a woman Completely unrealistic and very problematic.
Best movie.
>>4908 this is so retarded on so many levels. Robots/droids are tools top to bottom, they are purpose built to do work. Every ship, and most everything else, is personified and we have been calling ships 'her' since we first launched them from a carved tree trunk. The droid L337 was terribly written, named, and idolized by such morons. It also made me wonder about
>>4908 >>4909 Technically this could be. It makes sense that some of the droids that develop a personality don't want to live a life of servitude with no rights. Some of the EU material has already had this topic. But of course that idea is completely ruined by terrible writing here.

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